Me and my roommate wrote and directed a little short comedy called 'The Elevator.' Votes: 4
Heather MorrisMe and my roommate wrote and directed a little short comedy called 'The Elevator. Votes: 3
Heather MorrisIf you're lucky enough to do well, it's your responsibility to send the elevator back down. Votes: 3
Kevin SpaceyNow, finally has the elevator arrived. The stairs was about to become a personal inferno. Votes: 2
Anders ZornRemember, I am not trying to orbit the earth. It is a simple elevator ride for 20 minutes. Votes: 2
Brian WalkerWhen you get to the top, don't forget to send the elevator down for the next guy. Votes: 1
Stan KentonWhen you reach the top, you should remember to send the elevator back down for the others. Votes: 1
Edith PiafWhen an elevator brings u upstairs, you better send it back down in order to bring others up! Votes: 1
Dikembe MutomboThe space elevator will be built about 50 years after everyone stops laughing. Votes: 0
Arthur C. ClarkeRunning is my meditation, mind flush, cosmic telephone, mood elevator and spiritual communion. Votes: 0
Lorraine MollerFailure is a steppingstone to poverty, Cosmic Ordering is an elevator to success. Votes: 0
Stephen RichardsA real Rembrandt hung in a millionaire's home elevator would undoubtedly make for kitsch. Votes: 0
Matei CalinescuClimb aboard life's elevator, hit the "up" button, and see where it takes you. Votes: 0
Amy DickinsonWhy climb the corporate ladder when you can build an elevator in your own building? Votes: 0
Joshua E. LeyenhorstIt was like falling down an elevator shaft and landing in a pool full of mermaids. Votes: 0
Hunter S. ThompsonEvery time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?' Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldLife is like an elevator. Up and down, just make sure you get off on the right floor. Votes: 0
Keith DouglasIt might not be rational, but I am terrified of getting stuck in an elevator with a bear. Votes: 0
Dana GouldI don't think his elevator went all the way to the top anymore, if you know what I mean Votes: 0
Janet EvanovichThe elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. Votes: 0
Joe GirardLife is like an elevator. On your way up, sometimes you have to stop and let some people off. Votes: 0
Ziad K. AbdelnourI've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator Votes: 0
Chris ColferYou have to assume everything is going to end up online, even if you're alone in a hotel elevator. Votes: 0
Megan FoxA person who discreetly farts in an elevator is not a divine being, and a man needs to know this. Votes: 0
Robert BlyI've been to the top and I've been to the bottom more times than most people ride in an elevator. Votes: 0
Corey FeldmanWe've made elevator music of Jesus Christ. We've made Him the most boring, bland, blah person; and He was the most revolutionary man. Votes: 3 John Eldredge