Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. Votes: 3
Andrew SmithWe are only tenants, and shortly the great Landlord will give us notice that our lease has expired. Votes: 2
Joseph JeffersonWe are but tenants and shortly the great landlord will give us notice that our lease has expired. Votes: 0
Joseph JeffersonSleeping beauty awoke at the kiss of a scientist and expired at the fatal puncture of his syringe. Votes: 0
Ray BradburyI did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license. Votes: 0
Rich FulcherThe problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. Votes: 0
Milton Berle