If you haven't got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do practice walking! Votes: 4
Victoria BeckhamThe secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Votes: 4
Groucho MarxYou can fake your age or mask it, but the passion that moves the characters has to be real. Votes: 4
Victoria AbrilFake relationships and fake people coming up to me and all of a sudden wanting to be my friend. Votes: 4
Jason RitterFake Is that what you are if you choose to improve the basic not perfect you? Votes: 3
Ellen HopkinsFake it until you make it. Pretend to be somebody until that somebody turns into you. Votes: 3
Steven TylerFrom my hair to my toes to my nails. Everything's fake. Everything! Even my heart is fake. Votes: 3
Adriana LimaFake it, fake your confidence until it's real. I think it's a good way to live most of your life. Votes: 3
Marina and the DiamondsYou can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well. Votes: 2
Carrie FisherIt's my body. And I like my body. And I like my breasts. And no, they're not fake. Votes: 2
Lindsay LohanI found the candles"atrocious air freshening ones that smelled like fake pine. Votes: 0
Richelle MeadOne fake friend can do more harm than 10 enemies... Be smart choosing your friends. Votes: 0
Ziad K. AbdelnourI don't take modern hip-hop as real. It's entertaining, it's fake, like James Bond. Votes: 0
Emmanuel JalThe great thing about revision is that it's your opportunity to fake being brilliant. Votes: 0
Will ShetterlyA bully hides his fears with fake bravado. That is the opposite of self-assertiveness. Votes: 0
Nathaniel BrandenThe secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, youve got it made. Votes: 0
Jean GiraudouxIf you have a beautiful face you don't need fake boobs to get anyone's attention Votes: 0
Paris HiltonPoetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make. Votes: 0
Bo BurnhamDon't fake enthusiasms. Say what you think, not what you think you ought to think. Votes: 0
Darcy O'BrienThe most important decision we make is whether to be honestly fake or fake honesty. Votes: 0
Mohammad Rafiq TeliI almost wish we would've filmed a whole fake tampon commercial around ["I'm With Her"]. Votes: 0
Kathleen HannaYou can't find true affection in Hollywood because everyone does the fake affection so well. Votes: 0
Carrie FisherEven in a fake democracy, people ought to get what they want once in a while. Votes: 0
George CarlinWhile you see a chance take it, find romance, fake it, because it's all on you. Votes: 0
Steve WinwoodI used rebellion as a way to hide out. We use criticism as a fake participation. Votes: 0
Chuck PalahniukObviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I'll shoot him under the table." Han (to Leia) Votes: 0
Aaron AllstonDon't fake it till you make it. Be real, be transparent, be authentic and be yourself. Votes: 0
Darren HardyIntegrity is crucial for business success - once you can fake that, you've got it made. Votes: 0
Henry FordAfter a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding. Votes: 0
Dave ChappelleI have fake eye lashes on and they feel like tarantulas. But they're not real tarantulas. Votes: 0
Kellie PicklerWhen I think of Italy now, I think of accessories, possessions, bad TV, fake boobs, BMWs. Votes: 0
Valeria GolinoWearing fake happiness is as good as smearing foundation. A bit of moisture drains it all. Votes: 0
Aniruddha SastikarWe're all surrounded by what I call faux language, fake language of commerce, of news media. Votes: 0
Toni MorrisonPeople have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. Votes: 0
Zach BraffRole is something people play, model is something people make, both of those things are fake. Votes: 0
Tupac ShakurEnthusiasm is something you can't fake, and it has a tremendous effect on everyone around you. Votes: 0
David Cottrell...treat people with understanding when you can, and fake it when you can'tuntil you do understand. Votes: 0
Kim HarrisonA smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it's a fake one. Votes: 0
Masashi KishimotoI would so much rather have a few of good friends than a lot of fake friends. Votes: 0
Lauren ConradIf God had wanted women to have giant, fake boobs he'd be a lot like my brother. Votes: 0
Dana GouldYou can fake your way to the table, but ultimately you have to learn how to eat. Votes: 0
Kelly CutroneYou need to be a little crazy to change the world, and you can't really fake it. Votes: 0
Peter DiamandisI can't look in the mirror and look at fake things. I just can't. I'd rather age. Votes: 0
Heidi KlumBeing yourself is an old myth, being fake in this world of cruelness is a new trick Votes: 0
SrishtiIf you wanna be famous, then it's okay if the music is fake, because fame isn't real. Votes: 0
Josh HommeYou can't pretend to be a Sharon Stone or a Marilyn Monroe. You really can't fake that. Votes: 0
Claire BloomThe Wham! thing was, as I said, very confusing, and much of our image was totally fake. Votes: 0
George MichaelAnyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake. Votes: 0
Leon AdamsI hate the whole concept of the clog! It's fake, it's ugly, and it's not even comfortable! Votes: 0
Christian LouboutinScary is good. Kids like going to a movie and being really scared rather than fake scared. Votes: 0
Freddie HighmoreI don't like reverse-angle shots - I find them very fake and very untruthful to the viewer. Votes: 0
Abbas KiarostamiSincerity is the most important thing in acting. Once you can fake that, you've got it made. Votes: 0
Nancy PelosiI was exhausted from fake partying. I was like, "I just danced for nine hours. Goodnight, ladies!" Votes: 0
Mila KunisWe've been to the Moon nine times. Why would we fake it nine times, if we faked it? Votes: 0
Charles DukeSo far as religion of the day is concerned, it is a damned fake...Religion is all bunk. Votes: 0
Thomas A. EdisonI used to live in a gap jumper, tracksuit bottoms and a fake flower in my hair. Shocking. Votes: 0
Jessie JWhen does a fake Mohawk become a real Mohawk? Who decides? How do you know if it's happened? Votes: 0
Jennifer EganIf I have no connection with the character, then it's all fake - it's just blah, blah, blah. Votes: 0
Tom HanksIn show business the key word is honesty. Once you've learned to fake that, the rest is easy. Votes: 0
George BurnsEver since I was younger, I would make table reads at home where I would give fake interviews. Votes: 0
Odeya RushThere's no substitute for will. Sometimes you have to fake will when you don't feel it at all. Votes: 0
F. Scott FitzgeraldMy real friends never hearin from me, fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me Votes: 0
DrakeThe so-called culture nowadays is only a fake one with a superficial front. It is an empty lie. Votes: 0
Ai WeiweiI'm a teen boy, so I like seeing blood and guts. I know it's fake, but I'm having fun. Votes: 0
Chandler RiggsWell, I can fake my way around some things, but I don't think I would be good at betting. Votes: 0
Diane LaneYou can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face. Votes: 0
Chris RockYou can't fake passion. It is the fuel that drives any dream and makes you happy to be alive. Votes: 0
Mac AndersonI'm not a great actor in the sense that I can't fake it if I'm going through something difficult. Votes: 0
Eric LangeAs soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring. Votes: 0
Joseph Gordon-Levitt80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes! Votes: 0
George LopezRealism has to be such high quality, you can't fake it. It's all hanging out there like the laundry. Votes: 0
Nelson ShanksIt was just an idea I had, that it could be cool to have a book covered in fake fur. Votes: 0
Dave EggersWhen I was 13 I had a fake Id that said that I was 19. I was getting in all the clubs. Votes: 0
Kurtis BlowI was a bore and didn't know when to smile or fake it. Or rather worse, I did but didn't. Votes: 0
Charles BukowskiI like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. Votes: 0
Tom LenkIt's been too many years since I've played live as myself as opposed to in a fake band for a film. Votes: 0
Luke TreadawayIt was a big deal to me to play characters and feel things and connect to somebody in a fake world. Votes: 0
Amanda SeyfriedI wasn't much good. When I went into the line on a fake - I would holler 'I don't have it!' Votes: 0
Bob NewhartI want to play the fake child on 'To Catch A Predator.' No, wait! I want to play the Leaf Man! Votes: 0
Carey MulliganYou see how fake it all is. It's not even hard enough to be made out of plastic. It's a paper town. Votes: 0
John GreenIn painting as in prose, a good eye is not enough to tell you whether what you see is real or fake. Votes: 0
David BellosIf I told people that I knew what I was doing, nobody would believe me, so why even try and fake it? Votes: 0
Andrew MasonI was raised in an evangelical Methodist church. Evangelical meant that though you had been baptized and made a member of the church on Sunday morning, you still had to be 'saved' on Sunday night. I wanted to be saved, but I did not think you should fake it. Votes: 2 Stanley Hauerwas
From the age of 8, I learned that nothing in the entertainment industry is real. It's all fake. Your face, your clothes, what you say - it's all a fake. Votes: 1 Mike Lookinland
Why are we working so hard to preserve Iraq, a fake country to begin with? Why do we care whether this fake country that was drawn on the map 100 years ago remains? Votes: 3 Bill Maher
You got nothing to lose. You don't lose when you lose fake friends. Votes: 5 Joan Jett
I'm honestly kind of scared of horror films. My girlfriend always tries to expose them to me. Being in a scary movie and seeing all the fake blood and stuff definitely takes away from the magic and kind of humanizes scary movies to me now, though. Votes: 1 Chris Carmack
Cause you're a good girl and you know it, you act so different around me Votes: 1 Drake
Did you know that wherever you find fool's gold, real gold exists somewhere nearby? This also goes for relationships and friendships. Real gold is found in the heart. For every piece of fake gold that you discard, remember that true gold isn't too far. Votes: 3 Suzy Kassem
Because I went from the 'Daily Show' where I was a fake news guy on a fake news show, to 'Bruce Almighty' where I played a news guy, to 'Anchorman' where I played a news guy, now I'm... yeah, I tend to gravitate towards suits. Votes: 1 Steve Carell
Some fake happiness, some fake sadness and some fake an orgasm. Votes: 3 Dominic Riccitello
You can fake intelligence, but you can't fake wit. Votes: 3 Oscar Wilde
They want you to do better as long as you don't do better than them. Don't be surprised if your success turns friends into strangers. Everybody loves you until you become competition. Votes: 1 Trent Shelton
I was raised in an evangelical Methodist church. Evangelical meant that though you had been baptized and made a member of the church on Sunday morning, you still had to be 'saved' on Sunday night. I wanted to be saved, but I did not think you should fake it. Votes: 1 Stanley Hauerwas
Any time you can involve fake mustaches, things are just better. Votes: 3 Graham Elliot
Fake relationships and fake people coming up to me and all of a sudden wanting to be my friend. Votes: 6 Jason Ritter
You can't fake being a star. But you can also become a great personality. Votes: 1 Usher
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Votes: 3 Mitch Hedberg
I'm sitting in my home office wearing a bathrobe. The same way I'm not going to start wearing ties, I'm also not going to buy into the fake politeness, the lying, the office politics and backstabbing, the passive aggressiveness, and the buzzwords. Votes: 2 Linus Torvalds
Look at those words, 'role' and 'model.' Both of those are fake words, to play a role and to model, that's fake. I'm real. Being real, I drink, I hang out, I party Votes: 3 Tupac Shakur
It was a big deal to me to play characters and feel things and connect to somebody in a fake world. Votes: 3 Amanda Seyfried
Fake people talk about other people being fake. Real people worry about their business, and no one else's. Votes: 3 Ziad K. Abdelnour