One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, 'Farewell to Fat'. Votes: 5
Richard SimmonsFat is your friend. The brain thrives on a fat-rich, low-carbohydrate diet. Votes: 3
David PerlmutterYou know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people. Votes: 3
Craig FergusonWell, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that. Votes: 3
Noel ReddingEven when I'm playing someone named 'Fat Amy.' I'm all about confidence and attitude. Votes: 3
Rebel WilsonFat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself. Votes: 3
Zach GalifianakisTook out Skinny Minnie, Long Tall Sally, and Short Fat Fanny, but I'm kinda fonda Wanda. Votes: 3
Neil YoungFat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue? Votes: 3
Jo BrandFat paunches have lean pates, and dainty bits Make rich the ribs, but backrout quite the wits. Votes: 3
William ShakespeareI read that book 'Fat is a Feminist Issue', got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it. Votes: 3
Jo BrandOne day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat". Votes: 3
Richard SimmonsI was in the play 'Fat Pig in the West End,' which is a comedy but has dramatic moments. Votes: 3
Robert WebbAs far as I'm concerned, love means fighting, big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face. Votes: 2
Edith PiafI always thought filet mignon was the steak to beat, but the fat content in a rib eye is fantastic. Votes: 2
Neil Patrick HarrisI spent my whole single life trying to be thin just to find someone who'd love me once I got fat. Votes: 2
Stephanie KleinThere are exciting, intelligent, fat people - and exciting, intelligent, thin people. Votes: 0
Julie BurchillA fat house-keeper makes leane Executors. [A fat housekeeper makes lean executors.] Votes: 0
George HerbertI'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat. Votes: 0
John SwartzwelderThinking about working out burns 0 calories, 0 percentage of fat and accomplishes 0 goals! Votes: 0
Gwen RoForget about calories " everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter. Votes: 0
Mignon McLaughlinI've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not. Votes: 0
Richard GriffithsLiving a healthy lifestyle will only deprive you of poor health, lethargy, and fat. Votes: 0
Jill JohnsonThey grew fat and happy--the horses, not the children, or Marlena for that matter. Votes: 0
Sara GruenAlchohol doesn't make you fat...it make you Lean...on tables, chairs & random people!!!... Votes: 0
Ashley PurdyCigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT. Votes: 0
Dave BarryHave you noticed that many jewels make women either incredibly fat or incredibly thin? Votes: 0
James M. BarrieWhen you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause. Votes: 0
Jim GaffiganOh! if the good hearts had the fat purses, how much better everything would go! Votes: 0
Victor HugoI have fallen in love with American names, the sharp names that never get fat. Votes: 0
Stephen Vincent BenetDiets are essentially traning courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure Votes: 0
Paul McKennaDiets are essentially training courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure. Votes: 0
Paul McKennaBefore judging a thin man, one must get some information. Perhaps he was once fat. Votes: 0
Fernand PointStatistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them. Votes: 0
Joy BeharFor most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest). Votes: 0
Dave BarryIt is no longer acceptable in British politics to be fat or eccentric or religious. Votes: 0
Ian HislopPerhaps the universe is a big fat consciousness and the matter is just an illusion. Votes: 0
Erol OzanEven overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. Votes: 0
John WeitzAt a certain age some people's minds close up; they live on their intellectual fat. Votes: 0
William Lyon PhelpsAn artist should remain true. Otherwise his talent, like his stomach, grows fat and stuffy. Votes: 0
Norman Reilly RaineNotoriety and a fat bank balance must come after everything else is finished and done. Votes: 0
Ray BradburyPeople - and I include myself - get fat because they choose pleasure over self-denial. Votes: 0
Julie BurchillAre you fat because you're a lesbian, or are you a lesbian because you're fat? Votes: 0
Rosie O'DonnellShe was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size). Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldMy wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldI was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy. Votes: 0
Zach GalifianakisCongealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed. Votes: 0
Clement FreudDrinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. Votes: 0
Gerard WayTwo forms of fat that are vitally important for brain health are cholesterol and saturated fat. Votes: 0
David PerlmutterI love food too much - not because I'm fat but because it's so consumptionistic, etc. Votes: 0
Rachel ZuckerJohn Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike. Votes: 0
Sam KinisonI have fallen in love with American names, the sharp, gaunt names that never get fat. Votes: 0
Stephen Vincent BenetIf desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val Votes: 0
Orson Scott CardI'm, like, a compulsive eater. I'm going to be so fat when I'm older, it's ridiculous. Votes: 0
Robert PattinsonWould you rather have butter or guns? Preparedness makes us powerful. Butter merely makes us fat. Votes: 0
Hermann GoeringI think my father is nearly perfect. I think he's quite handsome, except a bit fat. Votes: 0
Gina RinehartLife, if you're fat is a minefield--you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. Votes: 0
Miriam MargolyesMother always said she was a size 7 woman she kept wrapped in fat to prevent bruising. Votes: 0
Haven KimmelI mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday. Votes: 0
Darren CrissYou don't give something away because it's fat. You take it and you look at it. Votes: 0
Chelsea HandlerWhen you're a little fat boy in any kind of school, you're just persecuted something awful. Votes: 0
Raymond BurrA world without men would consists of a bunch of fat, happy women with no crime. Votes: 0
Jennifer Love HewittWow, you're never allowed to sleep late again. You're crankier than a fat guy in stilettos. Votes: 0
Maggie StiefvaterEvery single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that. Votes: 0
Gene Weingarten...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier. Votes: 0
Stone Cold Steve AustinI would love to date a chef. I'd probably get really fat, but I don't care. Votes: 0
Elizabeth Olsenit's perfectly possible to hate one's fat and to love one's body at the same time. Votes: 0
Barbara Grizzuti HarrisonHow you sound. How you look. Are you fat? Those are things that could be really irritating. Votes: 0
Amanda PalmerTall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal. Votes: 0
Uma ThurmanI come from a family that loves to eat, not exercise. Being fat made even walking hard. Votes: 0
Joe BastianichI wonder why rich people always grow fat I suppose it's because there's nothing to worry them. Votes: 0
Edith WhartonThree mornings a week, I exercise before eating - it's called 'fasted cardio' - to burn fat. Votes: 0
Tim HowardLike a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon. Votes: 0
Thom YorkeI was between A man and a boy, A hobble-de-hoy, A fat, little, punchy concern of sixteen. Votes: 0
Richard Harris BarhamThat's where all of us are standing now, he thought. On the fat kindling of past sins. Votes: 0
Walter M. Miller, Jr.Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man, tell me 'bout the color of your soul. Votes: 0
Scatman JohnMy mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it. Votes: 0
Les DawsonIf I could control the behavior of fat guys I would make them ride mopeds more often. Votes: 0
Demetri MartinWhenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them. Votes: 0
James D. WatsonMy wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldAll evil comes from the old. They grow fat on ideas and young men die of them. Votes: 0
Jean AnouilhInside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them Votes: 0
Jo BrandI was a fat girl growing up and had to change schools because kids were so mean. Votes: 0
Sara BareillesYou can be fat and still be sexy . It all depends on how you feel about yourself Votes: 0
Elizabeth TaylorWe must lengthen our stride and must do it now because we over ate and feel fat. Votes: 0
Spencer W. KimballGreed is a fat demon with a small mouth and whatever you feed it is never enough. Votes: 0
Janwillem van de WeteringWe are full of bread and gas, getting fat on the outside while inside we grow thin Votes: 0
Linda HoganI must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person. Votes: 0
Jo BrandSome things are worth the fat and calories, although I have to watch it like a hawk. Votes: 0
Megyn KellyBeing an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day. Votes: 0
John BishopIn my own mind, I am still a fat brunette from Toledo, and I always will be. Votes: 0
Gloria SteinemI'm actually a thin serious person but I play fat and funny, but only for the movies. Votes: 0
Dom DeLuiseThat's where all of us are standing now, he thought. On the fat kindling of past sins. Votes: 0
Walter M. Miller Jr.When you get fat and lose your hunger. That is when you know the sellout has happened. Votes: 0
Bruce SpringsteenSo many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies. Votes: 0
Bill MaherI think that what scares me more than getting fat during pregnancy is the responsibility of a child. Votes: 0
Carol AltI think that what scares me more than getting fat during pregnancy is the responsibility of a child Votes: 0
Carol AltIt gets a lot easier to deal with life's curveballs when you're not hiding under layers of fat. Votes: 0
Ali VincentI was told my whole life, you're fat, you're ugly, you're never going to amount to be anything. Votes: 0
Tonya HardingAnd my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldI was what they call 'skinny fat' - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat. Votes: 0
A. J. JacobsYou try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach! Votes: 0
Charles M. SchulzWhen I was younger I spent way too much time thinking about me being too fat. So stupid. Votes: 0
Meryl StreepHee that hath one hogge makes him fat, and hee that hath one son makes him a foole. Votes: 0
George HerbertThere are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time. Votes: 0
Peg BrackenI'm always too fat. And I always look terrible. But I love the theater of the red carpet. Votes: 0
Margaret ChoWhoso will pray, he must fast and be clean, And fat his soul, and make his body lean. Votes: 0
Geoffrey ChaucerMy fears came true: People called me fat and hideous, and I lived. And now I keep living. Votes: 0
Lena DunhamI'm never going to be fat - never again. I'm going to make it easy on my pallbearers. Votes: 0
Al SharptonWhen I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I've lost weight, they say I died. Votes: 0
Luther VandrossI dreamed: I am the fish whose flesh is eaten, and because I am fat, it is good. Votes: 0
Philip K. DickJack Sprat could eat no fat,His wife could eat no lean. A real sweet pair of neurotics. Votes: 0
Jack SharkeyThere live not three good men unhanged in England; and one of them is fat and grows old. Votes: 0
William ShakespeareBelieve me; all evil comes from the old. They grow fat on ideas and young men die of them. Votes: 0
Jean AnouilhWe feel it's unacceptable to be fat, when it has nothing to do with who the person actually is. Votes: 0
Gwyneth PaltrowI hope I look skinnier in 3D. I hope I don't look three times as fat. That'll be disappointing. Votes: 0
Kathy BatesI do want to lose weight for my children. I don't want them to think being fat is okay. Votes: 0
Ram KapoorYou are not an agnostic.....You are just a fat slob who is too lazy to go to Mass. Votes: 0
Conor Cruise O'BrienI don't care if the girl is slim or fat, I just want the girl that makes me happy. Votes: 0
Justin BieberAt the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn't that used to be called a mirror? Votes: 0
Jay LenoSave me, save me, save me from this squeeze. I got a big fat mama trying to break me. Votes: 0
Ray DaviesExperience has taught me that you feel better on a flight if you avoid chicken fat in plastic sauce. Votes: 0
Terry PratchettMost fast food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people dont seem to care about the fat aspect. Votes: 0
Eric SchlosserShe might be nasty, she might be fat, but I never met a person who would tell her that. Votes: 0
Jim CroceIt's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy. Votes: 0
David FehertyWhat I love most about Norway is you ladies. Back home I'm used to fat and hairy women journalists. Votes: 0
Diego MaradonaTo clarify, the issue isn't that I'm too fat, it's that I'm too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT! Votes: 0
Casey WilsonI do fat people and these makeups are really hard to do, but I want to make monster movies. Votes: 0
Rick BakerMy mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am. Votes: 0
Andy RooneyIf you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. Votes: 0
AnthonyI was a fat child and loved cake, perhaps because it was the only sweet thing in my life. Votes: 0
Andre RieuIf your face is swollen from the severe beatings of life, smile and pretend to be a fat man. Votes: 0
Chris CleaveAfter a few days, I mused, I would have no trouble. Whoever heard of a revolution of fat men? Votes: 0
Louis L'AmourIf I'd wanted this place to fill up with every fat Irish rose that passes by, I'd've said so. Votes: 0
J. D. SalingerI'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke. Votes: 0
Joan RiversIf I can catch him once upon the hip, I will feed fat the ancient grudge I bear him. Votes: 0
William ShakespeareSome like them fat, some like them tall, some like them short, skinny legs and all. I like them all. Votes: 0
James BrownWell, for Blow I had to age from 20 to 60, starting out in shape and then later putting on fat pads. Votes: 0
Ray LiottaA diet that is high in fat, sugar and salt makes it really hard for a body to function efficiently. Votes: 0
Tamra DavisI got a boob job on my butt, and be honest here, does this bra make my ass look fat? Votes: 0
Jarod KintzYou know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me. Votes: 0
Roseanne BarrMy act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. Votes: 0
Paula PoundstoneSo to me, fat just seems to be right to the point and the most descriptive way to say it. Votes: 0
Camryn ManheimIt is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture. Votes: 0
Erma BombeckA thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin Votes: 0
Benny BellamacinaPeople still tell me Iâm fat, but when I look in the mirror, thatâs not what I see. Votes: 0
Lara StonePeople who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross. Votes: 0
Pamela AndersonA recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. Votes: 0
Dennis MillerMaking love to a fat woman sure is a treat, because I'm here to tell you that meat hold heat. Votes: 0
Chick WillisBeing fat worked, and I think that was what was confusing for me for a long time in my career. Votes: 0
Ricki LakeThe simple answer as to why we get fat is that carbohydrates make us so; protein and fat do not Votes: 0
Gary TaubesI don't want a lot of strangers looking down at my wrinkles and my big fat belly when I'm dead. Votes: 0
Clark GableEvery time I see myself in print or on TV, I feel like a little white girl. I feel fat. Votes: 0
Bun BI was a fat little kid with a speech impediment. I used to get beat up, not just picked on. Votes: 0
Herschel WalkerI have belly fat like everybody else, and I don't want to be airbrushed on the cover of a magazine. Votes: 0
Amanda SeyfriedI did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of, you know, fat-cat bankers on Wall Street. Votes: 0
Barack ObamaI'm a grown woman and sometimes, I might be a little fat, you know? Am I alone there? Not really. Votes: 0
Leighton MeesterI'll have a lot of wrinkles on my face, but I feel like my heart will be fat and full. Votes: 0
Goldie HawnI know a fat girl, she wears an orange skirt. You give her twenty dollars and you can do your work. Votes: 0
LL Cool JRicky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him. Votes: 0
Floyd Mayweather, Jr.I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.' Votes: 0
Kirstie AlleyThe funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. Votes: 0
Jo BrandIf you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat. Votes: 0
Caitlin MoranIf I go back home to Wittenberg, I'll lie down in a coffin and give the maggots a fat doctor to eat. Votes: 0
Martin LutherWhen I'm on tour, I'm in really good shape. When I get home, I cook, I eat, I get fat and happy. Votes: 0
PinkNo, I am not pregnant. I am fat. And, as the Prime Minister, its my right to be fat if I want to. Votes: 0
Benazir BhuttoEl éxito no es definitivo, el fracaso no es fatídico. Lo que cuenta es el valor para continuar
Sir Winston ChurchillEl éxito no es definitivo, el fracaso no es fatídico. Lo que cuenta es el valor para continuar.
Winston Churchill