Quotes about Fat

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, 'Farewell to Fat'. Votes: 4

Fat gives things flavor. Votes: 3

Fat, Is saving our lives. Votes: 3

Fat is where comedy is stored, Votes: 3

Fat free usually means it's loaded with sugar! Votes: 3

My parents' generation's benchmark was simple: Fat Equals Bad. Votes: 3

Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go. Votes: 3

There isn't anyone out there who isn't Seymour's Fat Lady. Votes: 3

Fat is a social disease, and fat is a feminist issue. Votes: 3

Get ready for 'Les Mis 2'... I'm playing 'Fat Cosette.' Votes: 3

Fat is a way of saying no to powerlessness and self-denial. Votes: 3

Fat is your friend. The brain thrives on a fat-rich, low-carbohydrate diet. Votes: 3

You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people. Votes: 3

Even when I'm playing someone named 'Fat Amy.' I'm all about confidence and attitude. Votes: 3

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself. Votes: 3

The '60s aren't over; they won't be over until the Fat Lady gets high. Votes: 3

Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that. Votes: 3

Took out Skinny Minnie, Long Tall Sally, and Short Fat Fanny, but I'm kinda fonda Wanda. Votes: 3

The ties of blood," said Spider, "are stronger than water." Water's not strong," objected Fat Charlie. Votes: 3

Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue? Votes: 3

Fat paunches have lean pates, and dainty bits Make rich the ribs, but backrout quite the wits. Votes: 3

I read that book 'Fat is a Feminist Issue', got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it. Votes: 3

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat". Votes: 3

I was in the play 'Fat Pig in the West End,' which is a comedy but has dramatic moments. Votes: 3

Back on the block they probably call Big Al Fat Albert but here in the Nam we don't insult our friends. Votes: 3

There's now a Fat Tony doll, which cracks me up. But you feel honored that they asked you to do a voice. Votes: 3

Fat girls aren't real people. Votes: 2

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat. Votes: 2

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. Votes: 2

Pasta doesn't make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat. Votes: 2

I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man. Votes: 2

The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more. Votes: 2

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. Votes: 2

As far as I'm concerned, love means fighting, big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face. Votes: 2

I always thought filet mignon was the steak to beat, but the fat content in a rib eye is fantastic. Votes: 2

I spent my whole single life trying to be thin just to find someone who'd love me once I got fat. Votes: 2

What people don't understand is that calling someone too skinny is the same as calling someone too fat; it's not a nice feeling. Votes: 2

It's not about weight, it's about fitness, and one component of being fit is to have relatively low body fat, because fat is not very efficient, whereas muscle is. Votes: 2

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. Votes: 2

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza! Votes: 2

I have big friends who won't go swimming because they're too embarrassed about it. I feel that's such a shame, because actually people should be encouraging fat people who are exercising to do it, not pointing and laughing. Votes: 2

Being called ugly and fat and disgusting to look at from the time I could barely understand what the words meant has scarred me so deep inside that I have learned to hunt, stalk, claim, own and defend my own loveliness. Votes: 2

There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton was very much smaller than a hippopotamus, but we do not on that account value him less. Votes: 2

I accept you, and you get the same respect from me whether you are black, white, gay straight, Asian, bisexual, Australian, tall, fat, whatever it is. We are all people, and I look at the people of the world the same way, as my brothers and sisters. Votes: 2

From a young age, I understood the idea of balanced flavor - the reason you put ketchup on a hamburger. I was that kid who wouldn't eat something if there was something missing. I never really understood it until I began cooking professionally, balancing acids, sweets, spicy flavors and fat. Votes: 2

Many financial and industrial companies have been bailed out with the public's money, but very few of those who had run those companies have been punished for their failures. Yes, the top managers of those companies have lost their jobs - but with a fat pension and mostly with a handsome severance payment. Votes: 2

This is what people don't understand: obesity is a symptom of poverty. It's not a lifestyle choice where people are just eating and not exercising. It's because kids - and this is the problem with school lunch right now - are getting sugar, fat, empty calories - lots of calories - but no nutrition. Votes: 2

Food is a huge passion of mine, and because I want to eat whatever I want, I run every morning, and then I do weights a few times a week. It's just how I can balance eating pancakes in the morning, a big burger for lunch, and then a fat steak and cheesecake at night. Votes: 2

I started riding the whole 'fluffy' train, and it's a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or obese. If you call a girl 'fat,' yo, she'll raise hell, but if you say, 'Aw girl, look at you, you're fluffy,' there's almost a sexy appeal to it. Votes: 2

I've always been a big guy, whether it's been a fat kid, a fat young adult, or a fat adult. I was always sort of... I guess the term would be 'popular.' I never dealt with a lot of name-calling or any of the bullying you'd think a fat kid might have to deal with. Votes: 2

A lot of us are ruled by fear during our lives - afraid we'll get burgled, afraid a dog will bite us, afraid we'll get fat, afraid someone will leave us. Once you lose fear, life becomes sweeter, and that happens as you get older. I'm sure by the time I'm 80, I'll be able to do absolutely anything! Votes: 2

I eat tons, three full meals a day, and I never go to the gym. When I was a child, my geography teacher said, 'You may be slim now but if you carry on eating like that, you'll end up being really fat.' Fortunately, I really don't think I've changed much in the past two decades, so that teacher was an idiot. Votes: 2

Who's your fat friend ? Votes: 0

I'm not fat. I'm fluffy! Votes: 0

Litigation only makes lawyers fat. Votes: 0

I'm an ass-kicking fat kid. Votes: 0

Unsaturated fat is an outrage. Votes: 0

No fat batboy is invisible. Votes: 0

Kissing babies and hugging fat girls. Votes: 0

England produces the best fat actors. Votes: 0

The world's fat is badly divided. Votes: 0

Economic gross is making us fat. Votes: 0

Nobody wants a fat lead singer. Votes: 0

Irabu is a fat, pus-y toad. Votes: 0

Cats sleep fat and walk thin. Votes: 0

It sucks being fat, you know. Votes: 0

A fat kitchin, a lean Will. Votes: 0

I am fat, lazy and kind. Votes: 0

Do it for the fat lady! Votes: 0

I don't believe in low-fat cooking. Votes: 0

A green Christmas makes a fat graveyard. Votes: 0

Leave me alone, you big fat shitburger!" Votes: 0

Americans like fat books and thin women. Votes: 0

A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts. Votes: 0

Lean liberty is better than fat slavery Votes: 0

Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered. Votes: 0

Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo Votes: 0

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. Votes: 0

What doesn't kill you, makes you fat. Votes: 0

No woman wants to have fat ankles. Votes: 0

A steak needs fat to taste great. Votes: 0

I prefer to get fat on honey. Votes: 0

His lordship can eat my fat"” Votes: 0

I am fat and I don't care. Votes: 0

Love fed fat soon turns to boredom. Votes: 0

I figured being fat was my destiny. Votes: 0

I was rather a fat little boy. Votes: 0

My fat never made me less money. Votes: 0

A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin. Votes: 0

You don't sweat much for a fat girl! Votes: 0

Kids are fat because of lack of parenting. Votes: 0

Who drives fat oxen should himself be fat. Votes: 0

Nobody's too fat - they're just too short. Votes: 0

Every fat (vat) must stand upon its bottom. Votes: 0

I'm looking forward to getting fat and old. Votes: 0

I was always handsome under all the fat. Votes: 0

A fat person lives shorter but eats longer. Votes: 0

Muscle and water is critical in burning fat. Votes: 0

Some mythological fat asswipe drives our national economy. Votes: 0

What's worse? Being strung out or being fat? Votes: 0

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. Votes: 0

Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what. Votes: 0

I think fat, out-of-shape people should be fined. Votes: 0

I'm fat! There's nothing else to call it. Votes: 0

and someday, fat innkeepers will bow to me. Votes: 0

I was a fat-headed guy full of pain. Votes: 0

You're never too fat for a new purse. Votes: 0

It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid Votes: 0

Folk music is a bunch of fat people. Votes: 0

She's so fat, she's my two best friends. Votes: 0

I still got my hair, I'm not fat. Votes: 0

Does my new feminism make me look fat? Votes: 0

All fat women look the same; they all look 42. Votes: 0

The opera isn't over until the fat lady sings. Votes: 0

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting. Votes: 0

A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit. Votes: 0

I love you like a fat kid loves cake! Votes: 0

Almost everything I do is related to being fat. Votes: 0

Life is too short to live on low-fat everything. Votes: 0

Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking. Votes: 0

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. Votes: 0

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. Votes: 0

God, I hate judgmental people. They're so meanand fat. Votes: 0

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. Votes: 0

I was big and fat and had weird parents. Votes: 0

Cats of good breed hunt better fat than lean. Votes: 0

Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches Votes: 0

Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes. Votes: 0

Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. Votes: 0

The fat you eat, is the fat you wear. Votes: 0

One does not go to Moscow to get fat. Votes: 0

My love is inside me where my fat was. Votes: 0

Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. Votes: 0

I love you like a fat kid love cake. Votes: 0

A man must take the fat with the lean. Votes: 0

Better to starve free than be a fat slave Votes: 0

Curvy is just a polite way of saying fat. Votes: 0

It's better to be skinny than to be fat. Votes: 0

I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged. Votes: 0

You're not too fat; you're just in the wrong country. Votes: 0

I've always thought of fat as just a descriptive word Votes: 0

You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit. Votes: 0

I still consider myself a little, fat kid from Hawaii. Votes: 0

Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide~? Votes: 0

I've always thought of fat as just a descriptive word. Votes: 0

The jingling of a fat purse always commands the world. Votes: 0

Opera? Just what the world needs: more fat women screaming. Votes: 0

Since when did psychiatry become one big, fat Myspace survey? Votes: 0

Size is relative. If everyone is fat, no-one is fat Votes: 0

Enclosing every thin man, there's a fat man demanding elbow-room. Votes: 0

Vicke is so fat that she wakes up in sections. Votes: 0

Curvy' is just a polite way of saying 'fat.' Votes: 0

If you grow up fat, you have to try harder." Votes: 0

Nothing made the horse so fat as the king's eye. Votes: 0

She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks. Votes: 0

Top dog, top hat, move that muscle, move that fat. Votes: 0

'Curvy' is just a polite way of saying 'fat.' Votes: 0

Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman! Votes: 0

Even the poor can be fat in the U.S. Votes: 0

He's so fat, he can be his own running mate. Votes: 0

If you grow up fat, you have to try harder. Votes: 0

I don't exercise. I'm skinny-fat. I worry about being too skinny. Votes: 0

We don't care what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say. Votes: 0

Styles be fat like Jackie Gleason, the rest be Art Carney. Votes: 0

Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out. Votes: 0

When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat. Votes: 0

How come "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? Votes: 0

In the old days drivers were fat and tires were skinny. Votes: 0

The ultimate compound return rate is acutely sensitive to fat tails. Votes: 0

They lard their lean books with the fat of others work. Votes: 0

See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer. Votes: 0

Worry makes people thin, except when they worry about being fat. Votes: 0

Jon: Have you seen the wall? | Sam: I'm fat, not blind. Votes: 0

I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically. Votes: 0

Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic! Votes: 0

Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull! Votes: 0

She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo. Votes: 0

I am old, I am fat, but I am still Tetrazzini. Votes: 0

You're either too fat or too thin. You just can't win. Votes: 0

America is such a great country, we have fat poor people. Votes: 0

I won't rewrite on set, but I'll just trim the fat. Votes: 0

What do you think? Does this face make me look fat? Votes: 0

I've been fit and I've been fat, and fit is better. Votes: 0

Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes. Votes: 0

Like they say, it ain't over 'til the fat guy swings Votes: 0

I've never seen anyone go on the DL with pulled fat. Votes: 0

I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe. Votes: 0

I am resolved to grow fat, and look young till forty. Votes: 0

I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones. Votes: 0

I look ridiculous in a three-piece suit - I'm too fat. Votes: 0

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. Votes: 0

hope springs eternal, even in the heart of a fat girl. Votes: 0

Don't board with the devil if you wish to be fat. Votes: 0

I'm not shooting for happy. I'm aiming for comfortable and fat. Votes: 0

love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving Votes: 0

I think there is a lot of fat in the government. Votes: 0

Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat. Votes: 0

I'm the little fat cruiser weight, write me off at your peril. Votes: 0

She was running from a fat man selling salvation in his hand. Votes: 0

Not fat, just not anorexic. She's soft in all the right places. Votes: 0

Thinking about working out burns 0 calories, 0 percentage of fat and accomplishes 0 goals! Votes: 0

Since fat crayons, I write and display chaos. My plan is damage. Votes: 0

Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg. Votes: 0

You don't want people to suffer or get fat when they're pregnant. Votes: 0

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults. Votes: 0

Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite. Votes: 0

Real women are fat. And thin. And neither. And both. And otherwise. Votes: 0

Mischiefs feed / Like beasts, till they be fat, and then they bleed. Votes: 0

I've done everything every fat person ever has. I've tried every diet. Votes: 0

Of course there are fat French women. There are fat people everywhere. Votes: 0

My organs are too powerful... I manufacture blood and fat too rapidly. Votes: 0

Burning fat efficiently boils down to one thing - building more muscle! Votes: 0

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. Votes: 0

There are exciting, intelligent, fat people - and exciting, intelligent, thin people. Votes: 0

A fat house-keeper makes leane Executors. [A fat housekeeper makes lean executors.] Votes: 0

I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat. Votes: 0

It's definitely part of my job description not to be too fat. Votes: 0

I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me. Votes: 0

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. Votes: 0

I want a big fat woman with meat shaking on her bones. Votes: 0

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! Votes: 0

I have lived my life in a culture that hates fat people. Votes: 0

Anger as soon as fed is dead- 'Tis starving makes it fat. Votes: 0

Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in. Votes: 0

If you have a fat brother or sister you might be American. Votes: 0

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me. Votes: 0

If you say you're fat, all of a sudden people like you Votes: 0

If you say you're fat, all of a sudden people like you! Votes: 0

Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out. Votes: 0

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. Votes: 0

A few fat files are better than a lot of thin ones. Votes: 0

I ain't going to bump no more with no big fat woman. Votes: 0

I'll always be a fat girl and I am happy with that. Votes: 0

I'd like to be taller. I'd like my baby fat to leave. Votes: 0

Forget about calories "” everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter. Votes: 0

Writing for me is cutting out the fat and getting to the meaning. Votes: 0

Makes us appreciate blessing, not be greedy and mean and fat like Polyphemus. Votes: 0

Nobody loves a fat girl, but oh how a fat girl can love. Votes: 0

I was a fat child; I was asthmatic. No wonder I'm a hypochondriac. Votes: 0

Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace Votes: 0

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work. Votes: 0

I can't believe I was a fat person for most of my life. Votes: 0

I'd rather be short, fat, and ugly than take after that man. (Nick) Votes: 0

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. Votes: 0

Why so scrawny, cat?Starving for fat fish or mice...Or backyard love? Votes: 0

I don't mind being slightly fat-ish, I just don't want to be fat. Votes: 0

I don't want to play fat cops for the rest of my life. Votes: 0

The reason fat people are happy is that the nerves are well protected. Votes: 0

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date. Votes: 0

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see. Votes: 0

There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are. Votes: 0

If you don't show up at a party, people will assume you're fat. Votes: 0

I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?' Votes: 0

the role of the Do-Gooder is not what actors call a fat part. Votes: 0

I've been fat since I was seven, and being fat sets you apart. Votes: 0

Then I did Mystic Pizza, just to do something I wasn't fat in. Votes: 0

The only things I like are either illegal or they make me fat. Votes: 0

Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T! Votes: 0

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date Votes: 0

People in America are addicted to sugar and to fat and to salt. Votes: 0

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. Votes: 0

The role of a do-gooder is not what actors call a fat part. Votes: 0

Hurry up, Hodgeyboy! You run like a fat badger after Sunday tea." Mibbitwiss Votes: 0

Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat man in a thong, Votes: 0

A narrow mind and a fat head invariably come on the same person. Votes: 0

What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon? Votes: 0

The rich fool is like a pig that is choked by its own fat. Votes: 0

The moon is fat and the night air is so pure it seems edible. Votes: 0

I write songs about fat girls and about men who run off to Mexico. Votes: 0

She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker. Votes: 0

God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know? Votes: 0

If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light. Votes: 0

Living a healthy lifestyle will only deprive you of poor health, lethargy, and fat. Votes: 0

I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not. Votes: 0

Have you noticed that many jewels make women either incredibly fat or incredibly thin? Votes: 0

They grew fat and happy--the horses, not the children, or Marlena for that matter. Votes: 0

I have a real problem with bloat -- I write like fat ladies diet. Votes: 0

You are what you eat.....I've eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn't believe Votes: 0

I really want to move to a country where the poor people are fat. Votes: 0

Count no matron happy until she hath passed thirty, and hath not waxed fat. Votes: 0

You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost. Votes: 0

Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat. Votes: 0

Until I am ready to lose weight, I cannot see how fat I am. Votes: 0

I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face. Votes: 0

Life is a big fat gigantic stinking mess, that's the beauty of it, too. Votes: 0

The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run. Votes: 0

Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in. Votes: 0

I can't wait to retire from acting and just sit around and get fat. Votes: 0

I have a fat head - I get freaked-out looking at pictures of me. Votes: 0

When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause. Votes: 0

We are in a big, fat, ugly bubble. And we better be awfully careful. Votes: 0

Bigger women have more fat to live on. They can put out more effort. Votes: 0

All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body. Votes: 0

Alchohol doesn't make you fat...it make you Lean...on tables, chairs & random people!!!... Votes: 0

It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change. Votes: 0

Let's face it: Russell Crowe is fat and no one ever talks about it. Votes: 0

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT. Votes: 0

I was the fat kid, so as a defense mechanism, I was the jokester. Votes: 0

I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked. Votes: 0

My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50. Votes: 0

Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in. Votes: 0

Diets are essentially training courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure. Votes: 0

For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest). Votes: 0

I have fallen in love with American names, the sharp names that never get fat. Votes: 0

Oh! if the good hearts had the fat purses, how much better everything would go! Votes: 0

Diets are essentially traning courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure Votes: 0

At a certain age some people's minds close up; they live on their intellectual fat. Votes: 0

Perhaps the universe is a big fat consciousness and the matter is just an illusion. Votes: 0

Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them. Votes: 0

Before judging a thin man, one must get some information. Perhaps he was once fat. Votes: 0

An artist should remain true. Otherwise his talent, like his stomach, grows fat and stuffy. Votes: 0

Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. Votes: 0

It is no longer acceptable in British politics to be fat or eccentric or religious. Votes: 0

Notoriety and a fat bank balance must come after everything else is finished and done. Votes: 0

Good enough is good enough. Perfect will make you a big fat mess every time. Votes: 0

People - and I include myself - get fat because they choose pleasure over self-denial. Votes: 0

Are you fat because you're a lesbian, or are you a lesbian because you're fat? Votes: 0

I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy. Votes: 0

I'm fat because I'm greedy, and if my mind is fat it's because I'm curious. Votes: 0

Make that: no one I ever wanted to kiss wanted to kiss a fat girl. Votes: 0

The time for reminiscing is after rugby. Then you can sit down and get fat. Votes: 0

She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size). Votes: 0

I'm not one of those women with a really thin body. I have body fat. Votes: 0

You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies. Votes: 0

I have been treated as a freak, rather like the fat lady at the circus. Votes: 0

We're the only nation in the world where most of our poor people are fat. Votes: 0

She's dead. So is your fat pansy. You can be dead, too, if you want. Votes: 0

A fat man is never so happy as when he is describing himself as "robust. Votes: 0

I'd rather be thin than famous but I'm fat paste that in your broadway show Votes: 0

Imprisoned in every fat man a thin man is wildly signaling to be let out. Votes: 0

My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round. Votes: 0

I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing. Votes: 0

I hate myself because I am not beautiful. I hate myself because I am fat. Votes: 0

I don't go around calling myself a fat girl. It doesn't feel fun to me. Votes: 0

If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val Votes: 0

Wow, you're never allowed to sleep late again. You're crankier than a fat guy in stilettos. Votes: 0

I love food too much - not because I'm fat but because it's so consumptionistic, etc. Votes: 0

When you're a little fat boy in any kind of school, you're just persecuted something awful. Votes: 0

I have fallen in love with American names, the sharp, gaunt names that never get fat. Votes: 0

Life, if you're fat is a minefield--you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. Votes: 0

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. Votes: 0

A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run. Votes: 0

The cook cares not a bit for toil, toil, if the fowl be plump and fat Votes: 0

I'm, like, a compulsive eater. I'm going to be so fat when I'm older, it's ridiculous. Votes: 0

Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that. Votes: 0

If fear grows fat on the energy you feed it, you have to talk it down. Votes: 0

Mother always said she was a size 7 woman she kept wrapped in fat to prevent bruising. Votes: 0

I think my father is nearly perfect. I think he's quite handsome, except a bit fat. Votes: 0

John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike. Votes: 0

I was just so sick. I thought that orange juice was going to make me fat. Votes: 0

Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed. Votes: 0

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. Votes: 0

Would you rather have butter or guns? Preparedness makes us powerful. Butter merely makes us fat. Votes: 0

You don't give something away because it's fat. You take it and you look at it. Votes: 0

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier. Votes: 0

Two forms of fat that are vitally important for brain health are cholesterol and saturated fat. Votes: 0

I would love to date a chef. I'd probably get really fat, but I don't care. Votes: 0

Lord, Madame, I have fed like a farmer; I shall grow as fat as a porpoise. Votes: 0

it's perfectly possible to hate one's fat and to love one's body at the same time. Votes: 0

I mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday. Votes: 0

You think people hate a fat person? Try a fat person who's trying to get thin. Votes: 0

Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking. Votes: 0

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. Votes: 0

A world without men would consists of a bunch of fat, happy women with no crime. Votes: 0

I was between A man and a boy, A hobble-de-hoy, A fat, little, punchy concern of sixteen. Votes: 0

Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day. Votes: 0

This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans. Votes: 0

Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them Votes: 0

Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them. Votes: 0

So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies. Votes: 0

I come from a family that loves to eat, not exercise. Being fat made even walking hard. Votes: 0

In my own mind, I am still a fat brunette from Toledo, and I always will be. Votes: 0

How you sound. How you look. Are you fat? Those are things that could be really irritating. Votes: 0

Three mornings a week, I exercise before eating - it's called 'fasted cardio' - to burn fat. Votes: 0

Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal. Votes: 0

I wonder why rich people always grow fat I suppose it's because there's nothing to worry them. Votes: 0

Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon. Votes: 0

I'm not a body shamer. The word fat has been used to hurt me my entire life. Votes: 0

My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it. Votes: 0

That's where all of us are standing now, he thought. On the fat kindling of past sins. Votes: 0

When you get fat and lose your hunger. That is when you know the sellout has happened. Votes: 0

I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends. Votes: 0

All evil comes from the old. They grow fat on ideas and young men die of them. Votes: 0

I was a fat girl growing up and had to change schools because kids were so mean. Votes: 0

You can be fat and still be sexy . It all depends on how you feel about yourself Votes: 0

I can't wait for the time when curves and a little belly fat will be sexy again! Votes: 0

We must lengthen our stride and must do it now because we over ate and feel fat. Votes: 0

My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing. Votes: 0

Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man, tell me 'bout the color of your soul. Votes: 0

Greed is a fat demon with a small mouth and whatever you feed it is never enough. Votes: 0

We are full of bread and gas, getting fat on the outside while inside we grow thin Votes: 0

Some things are worth the fat and calories, although I have to watch it like a hawk. Votes: 0

If I could control the behavior of fat guys I would make them ride mopeds more often. Votes: 0

I'm actually a thin serious person but I play fat and funny, but only for the movies. Votes: 0

That's where all of us are standing now, he thought. On the fat kindling of past sins. Votes: 0

I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person. Votes: 0

I don't want to play the fat guy or the friend for the rest of my life Votes: 0

I think that what scares me more than getting fat during pregnancy is the responsibility of a child Votes: 0

I'm never going to be fat - never again. I'm going to make it easy on my pallbearers. Votes: 0

Jack Sprat could eat no fat,His wife could eat no lean. A real sweet pair of neurotics. Votes: 0

When feeding time comes around, there is nothing a hawk likes better than a nice, fat, peaceful dove. Votes: 0

When I was younger I spent way too much time thinking about me being too fat. So stupid. Votes: 0

I was told my whole life, you're fat, you're ugly, you're never going to amount to be anything. Votes: 0

It gets a lot easier to deal with life's curveballs when you're not hiding under layers of fat. Votes: 0

And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! Votes: 0

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach! Votes: 0

Hee that hath one hogge makes him fat, and hee that hath one son makes him a foole. Votes: 0

I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup. Votes: 0

Whoso will pray, he must fast and be clean, And fat his soul, and make his body lean. Votes: 0

There live not three good men unhanged in England; and one of them is fat and grows old. Votes: 0

I was what they call 'skinny fat' - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat. Votes: 0

I think that what scares me more than getting fat during pregnancy is the responsibility of a child. Votes: 0

I'm always too fat. And I always look terrible. But I love the theater of the red carpet. Votes: 0

There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time. Votes: 0

My fears came true: People called me fat and hideous, and I lived. And now I keep living. Votes: 0

When I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I've lost weight, they say I died. Votes: 0

I dreamed: I am the fish whose flesh is eaten, and because I am fat, it is good. Votes: 0

If I can catch him once upon the hip, I will feed fat the ancient grudge I bear him. Votes: 0

Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze. I got a big fat mama trying to break me. Votes: 0

Experience has taught me that you feel better on a flight if you avoid chicken fat in plastic sauce. Votes: 0

I do want to lose weight for my children. I don't want them to think being fat is okay. Votes: 0

When you get fat, you get a new personality. You can't help it. Complete strangers ascribe it to you. Votes: 0

She might be nasty, she might be fat, but I never met a person who would tell her that. Votes: 0

It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy. Votes: 0

I was a fat child and loved cake, perhaps because it was the only sweet thing in my life. Votes: 0

I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke. Votes: 0

What I see is teeming cohesion, contained dispersal... For him, to sculpt is to take the fat off space. Votes: 0

My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am. Votes: 0

I just think it should be illegal to call someone fat on TV... Because why is humiliating people funny? Votes: 0

I hope I look skinnier in 3D. I hope I don't look three times as fat. That'll be disappointing. Votes: 0

We feel it's unacceptable to be fat, when it has nothing to do with who the person actually is. Votes: 0

At the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn't that used to be called a mirror? Votes: 0

What I love most about Norway is you ladies. Back home I'm used to fat and hairy women journalists. Votes: 0

You are not an agnostic.....You are just a fat slob who is too lazy to go to Mass. Votes: 0

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. Votes: 0

I do fat people and these makeups are really hard to do, but I want to make monster movies. Votes: 0

If I'd wanted this place to fill up with every fat Irish rose that passes by, I'd've said so. Votes: 0

I don't care if the girl is slim or fat, I just want the girl that makes me happy. Votes: 0

Believe me; all evil comes from the old. They grow fat on ideas and young men die of them. Votes: 0

If deep-frying catfish, try a dredge of seasoned flour and cornmeal and add some bacon fat to the oil. Votes: 0

a fat Reichian wife screeching over potatoes Get a job! And five nose running brats in love with Batman Votes: 0

If your face is swollen from the severe beatings of life, smile and pretend to be a fat man. Votes: 0

To clarify, the issue isn't that I'm too fat, it's that I'm too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT! Votes: 0

Most fast food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people dont seem to care about the fat aspect. Votes: 0

After a few days, I mused, I would have no trouble. Whoever heard of a revolution of fat men? Votes: 0

Some like them fat, some like them tall, some like them short, skinny legs and all. I like them all. Votes: 0

Walking does good to the fat and giving alms does good to the sinners; these both make one feel lighter! Votes: 0

Well, for Blow I had to age from 20 to 60, starting out in shape and then later putting on fat pads. Votes: 0

I look very different from how people expect me to be... Clearly they think I'm a great big fat viking. Votes: 0

I took a job at a white-shoe NYC law firm, with an office, business cards, and a fat starter paycheck. Votes: 0

Any people whose lives are about the way they look, whether it's fat or thin, are in a dangerous area. Votes: 0

A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel. Votes: 0

You can call me a fat, balding, talentless old queen who can't sing, but you can't tell lies about me. Votes: 0

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat. Votes: 0

reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. Votes: 0

Well, no athlete respects a big, fat coach who's going to stand there and rest the watch on his stomach. Votes: 0

Holy Men! Holy Cabbages! Holy Bean Pods! What do they do but live and suck in sustenance and grow fat? Votes: 0

I don't want a lot of strangers looking down at my wrinkles and my big fat belly when I'm dead. Votes: 0

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross. Votes: 0

It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture. Votes: 0

I got a boob job on my butt, and be honest here, does this bra make my ass look fat? Votes: 0

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. Votes: 0

I was a fat little kid with a speech impediment. I used to get beat up, not just picked on. Votes: 0

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. Votes: 0

Making love to a fat woman sure is a treat, because I'm here to tell you that meat hold heat. Votes: 0

Being fat worked, and I think that was what was confusing for me for a long time in my career. Votes: 0

So to me, fat just seems to be right to the point and the most descriptive way to say it. Votes: 0

The simple answer as to why we get fat is that carbohydrates make us so; protein and fat do not Votes: 0

A thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin Votes: 0

I'll have a lot of wrinkles on my face, but I feel like my heart will be fat and full. Votes: 0

I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of, you know, fat-cat bankers on Wall Street. Votes: 0

I'm a grown woman and sometimes, I might be a little fat, you know? Am I alone there? Not really. Votes: 0

Every time I see myself in print or on TV, I feel like a little white girl. I feel fat. Votes: 0

You know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me. Votes: 0

A diet that is high in fat, sugar and salt makes it really hard for a body to function efficiently. Votes: 0

I have belly fat like everybody else, and I don't want to be airbrushed on the cover of a magazine. Votes: 0

People still tell me I’m fat, but when I look in the mirror, that’s not what I see. Votes: 0

That's crazy. Are Witches the one who help the big fat man get down the chimney too?""You know it, girl. Votes: 0

Of three things be wary- of a feather on a cat, The shepherd eating mutton, And a guardsman that is fat. Votes: 0

My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately. Votes: 0

I don't think it's good to constantly talk about your own weight and the fact that you look fat in jeans. Votes: 0

I know a fat girl, she wears an orange skirt. You give her twenty dollars and you can do your work. Votes: 0

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell. Votes: 0

If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat. Votes: 0

The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. Votes: 0

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.' Votes: 0

I'd rather be Jack be smart, than Jack be quick. Watch out for the man with the big fat licking stick. Votes: 0

Ricky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him. Votes: 0

If I go back home to Wittenberg, I'll lie down in a coffin and give the maggots a fat doctor to eat. Votes: 0

I don't have any hobbies! I don't golf, I can't imagine what I would do if I retired other than get fat. Votes: 0

I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it. Votes: 0

When I'm on tour, I'm in really good shape. When I get home, I cook, I eat, I get fat and happy. Votes: 0

I seen her on the ave, spotted her more than once. Ass so fat that you could see it from the front... Votes: 0

My dad told me that when I was born my cheeks were so fat the doctors didn't know which end to spank. Votes: 0

People call me fat, but I don't care. I don't want to starve myself cause I am beautiful the way I am. Votes: 0

As a dancer I've always checked my body constantly; 'Am I having a good day or am I having a fat day?' Votes: 0

No, I am not pregnant. I am fat. And, as the Prime Minister, its my right to be fat if I want to. Votes: 0

None of us wanted to be the bass player. In our minds he was the fat guy who always played at the back. Votes: 0

I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?' Votes: 0

Now I am in to fat chains, sex and techs, fly new chicks, new kicks, I love you like a fat kid love cake. Votes: 0