Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. Votes: 4
Evan EsarOh nookie in the stacks.Figures you're the type to have that fantasy, grad school and all." Votes: 3
Chloe NeillFigures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano. Votes: 3
Woody AllenSometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy. Votes: 2
Erma BombeckI worked hard at memorizing lists of facts and figures, and carried with me a book of facts. Votes: 2
Charles Van DorenIf you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it. Votes: 2
Michael JordanHackers are seen as shadowy figures with superhuman powers that threaten civilization. Votes: 0
Mitch KaporWe amuse ourselves painting our prison-walls with bright figures and brilliant landscapes. Votes: 0
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheI've always respected the authority figures in my life, including my coaches. Votes: 0
Richard SeymourAccording to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. Votes: 0
Ashleigh BrilliantBut certainly, for us who understand life, figures are a matter of indifference. Votes: 0
Antoine de Saint-ExuperyOur public figures are often narcissists, utterly self-absorbed in their quest for power. Votes: 0
Nicholas KristofCarved with figures strange and sweet, All made out of the carver's brain. Votes: 0
Samuel Taylor ColeridgeI suppose, mother-in-laws are frightening figures. Especially, more so for mother-in-laws to be. Votes: 0
Sonia GandhiThe arithmetical symbols are written diagrams and the geometrical figures are graphic formulas. Votes: 0
David HilbertThe most important figures for management of any organization are unknown and unknowable. Votes: 0
W. Edwards DemingI masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League. Votes: 0
Tucker MaxThere is no more effective medicine to apply to feverish public sentiments than figures. Votes: 0
Ida TarbellYou can't figure out the Universe, especially if you're using figures to figure it. Votes: 0
Alan WattsMichael Owen will get double figures this season - or at least 10, possibly more. Votes: 0
Garth CrooksAnd he's done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures. Votes: 0
Murray WalkerI don't spend all day running hand-on-hat from shadowy figures - I'm in exile. Votes: 0
Edward SnowdenMetaphor has traditionally been regarded as the matrix and pattern of the figures of speech. Votes: 0
Marshall McLuhanWe fed the public a line of deceit, dishonesty, a fabrication of statistics and figures. Votes: 0
Bernard NathansonMathematics is the art of accurate reasoning on inaccurately-drawn figures... let that be our motto. Votes: 0
Arthur MattuckChanel, General De Gaulle and Picasso are the three most important figures of our time. Votes: 0
Andre Malrauxfigures are clear and open, they hold nothing hidden, no secret they will not tell. Votes: 0
Mabel SeeleyI'm not psychic. I cannot know what is in the mind of particular public figures. Votes: 0
John BercowI didn't really care about sales figures. I just wanted to get things off my chest. Votes: 0
Tom CochraneLogic can provide you with various facts and figures but can't comprehend them in their totality. Votes: 0
Avtarjeet Singh DhanjalOne does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light, but by making the darkness conscious. Votes: 0
Carl JungEven the U.S. government agrees that some Saudi figures have been supporting ISIL, or ISIS. Votes: 0
Julian AssangeOne composition is meagre, though it has many figures; another is rich, though it has few. Votes: 0
Denis DiderotI don't think I'd live in London unless you paid me. Nine figures would be nice. Votes: 0
Richard GriffithsI always dream a painting like that, with a group of lively figures of the pals. Votes: 0
Vincent Van GoghBy 21, I was earning six figures a week. By 23, I had a Ferrari. It was nuts. Votes: 0
Michael J. FoxShout out to all my niggas livin tax free. Nowadays it's six figures when they tax me. Votes: 0
DrakeIf you're going to do something that lasts 90 minutes, you can't really do it with stick figures. Votes: 0
Harry ShearerMy brothers were my peers, but they were not the preeminent male figures in my emotional life. Votes: 0
Shirley Geok-lin LimAnd clenching your fist for the ones like us Who are oppressed by the figures of beauty. Votes: 0
Leonard CohenIt is very difficult to know what may be in the back of the mind of public figures. Votes: 0
Robert BourassaWe live in deeds, not years; in thoughts, not breaths; In feelings, not in figures on a dial. Votes: 0
Philip James BaileySurely the vogue of those twisted and contorted human figures must be as short as it is artificial. Votes: 0
Harriet MonroeThe point - the power to hurt - of all figures lies in the truthfulness of their application. Votes: 0
Abraham LincolnTo the hard of hearing you shout, and for the almost blind you draw large and startling figures. Votes: 0
Flannery O'ConnorIf no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure. Votes: 0
Eugene MirmanI havent won on my birthday since college, so its good to play hard and get a win by double figures. Votes: 0
Chris BoshMy only purpose is to teach children to rebel against authority figures. Votes: 1 Sherman Alexie
Language becomes a prison house only poets can escape...if we do not reject any strict distinctions between ordinary usage and figures of speech. Votes: 4 Arthur Quinn