Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. Votes: 2
George CarlinOnly ambition is fired by the coincidences of success and easy accomplishment. Votes: 0
Stefan ZweigThe British Army should be a projectile to be fired by the British Navy. Votes: 0
Edward Grey, 1st Viscount Grey of FallodonThe president's come out with rules that say 'no new coal-fired power plants,' Votes: 0
Shelley Moore CapitoThere's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired. Votes: 0
Bum PhillipsWhoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. Votes: 0
Sandra BullockAny chief executive who hires a consultant to give them strategy should be fired. Votes: 0
Duff McDonaldCEOs are worried they're going to get fired any minute. They're worried about their portfolios. Votes: 0
Dan JenkinsThe awesome thing about being an artist? You can't be fired from your own mind. Votes: 0
Rose McGowanI've fired my last shot. I think I should have another round in my belt. Votes: 0
Franklin D. RooseveltThe aspiring youth that fired the Ephesian domeOutlives in fame the pious fool that rais'd it. Votes: 0
Colley Cibberno war really comes unexpectedly. The drums are beating long before a single shot is fired. Votes: 0
Margaret Case HarrimanI've never been fired in my life. From anything. I've never failed at anything I've tried. Votes: 0
Tom FrestonI don't even like firing people. I don't think I've ever said, 'You're fired' to anybody. Votes: 0
Martha StewartBut after being fired at once or twice, The ear becomes more Irish, and less nice. Votes: 0
Robert ByronOh Man, Man. How despicable in slavery, how great when fired with the love of freedom! Votes: 0
Napoleon BonaparteIt's a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired. Votes: 0
Al McGuireYou never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you. Votes: 0
Jerry ColemanI regret less the road not taken than my all-fired hurry along the road I took. Votes: 0
Robert BreaultSome actors get fired up by the sound of the audience. I just want to retreat. Votes: 0
Francesca AnnisThe next day after I got fired, literally the next day, I started a new company. Votes: 0
Michael BloombergWe should because when coaches get fired, the players have a lot to do with it. Votes: 0
Allen IversonMy career is inexplicable to me. So far I've just been not getting fired despite being myself. Votes: 0
Nick OffermanYou'll get fired if anyone finds out about us!""So many rules in this century," Vane muttered. Votes: 0
Priya ArdisBut isn't there something wrong when I'm the only guy in the country that got fired for 9/11? Votes: 0
Bill MaherMy proudest accomplishment was that I never dropped a bomb, fired a bullet, or shot a missile. Votes: 0
Jimmy CarterIt's what you do that counts and not what you say; therefore I fired my press agent. Votes: 0
W. C. FieldsI've got to get stop getting fired like this. People will start to think I'm a drifter. Votes: 0
Lee IacoccaWhen the joy of the job's gone, when it's no fun trying anymore, quit before you're fired. Votes: 0
Malcolm ForbesDon't be afraid to question. Don't be afraid to get fired. Don't be afraid to be wrong. Votes: 0
Ben BrowderHow many shots had to be fired to turn this child back to his home and anxious mother? Votes: 0
Maaza MengisteYou might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyOn the wall of our life together hung a gun waiting to be fired in the final act. Votes: 0
Mary McCarthyWorkers work hard enough to not be fired, and owners pay just enough so that workers won't quit. Votes: 0
Robert KiyosakiI have to thank the guy who fired me because he was also the guy who hired me. Votes: 0
Serge SavardUlysses was not comely, but he was eloquent, Yet he fired two goddesses of the sea with love Votes: 0
Soren KierkegaardI used to be a window cleaner. I got fired because I sometimes liked to drink the soapy water. Votes: 0
JameliaThere are only two kinds of coaches - those who have been fired, and those who will be fired. Votes: 0
Ken LoefflerI used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job. Votes: 0
Steven WrightI got fired once for putting like a packet of biscuits through a fan - I was really bored. Votes: 0
Gold PandaIf I were a CEO of a company and ran it like God runs the universe, I'd be fired. Votes: 0
Sherwin WineGetting fired was always a big deal to me. It's a bit like having someone break up with you. Votes: 0
Sophia AmorusoI have had hundreds of people work for me over the years, and I don't think I ever fired anybody. Votes: 0
Tom T. HallI live in constant fear of being fired or dropped for that dark part of my work I can't control. Votes: 0
Lynda BarryHere's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired. Votes: 0
Bill MurrayI get fired up when emotions are involved. I think it pulls a little bit of extra out of me. Votes: 0
Jon JonesMitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals. Votes: 0
David LettermanThey'll totally hire me if I say I got fired from my job on the Hill because of a sex scandal. Votes: 0
Jessica CutlerWhen I got the script for Memento, I read it and I got killed off on page one and I fired my agent. Votes: 0
Joe Pantoliano