Quotes about Fool Me

You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus! Votes: 3

Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice ... strike three. Votes: 2

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. Votes: 2

I'm tired of saying "How wonderful you are!" to fool men, who haven't got one half sense I've got. Votes: 2

God knows what you've been doing, everything you've been doing. You may fool me, but you can't fool God! Votes: 2

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. Votes: 2

You can fool me once, you can even fool me twice, you can even fool me thrice. But you can never fool me four Votes: 2

Love is your master, for he masters you; And he that is so yoked by a fool Methinks should not be chronicled for wise. Votes: 2

Whether you function as welders or inspectors, the laws of physics are implacable lie-detectors. You may fool men. You will never fool the metal. Votes: 2

So modern 'pothecaries, taught the art By doctor's bills to play the doctor's part, Bold in the practice of mistaken rules, Prescribe, apply, and call their masters fools. Votes: 2

As the adage goes, 'fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me'... It's time for patriots everywhere to rally together again and take back America. Votes: 2

...I have always maintained that, excepting fools, men did not differ much in intellect, only in zeal and hard work; and I still think there is an eminently important difference. Votes: 2

You can't fool me, comrade. You want to put on a cowboy hat and keep lawless bank robbers in line.'' "No time. I have enough trouble keeping you in line. Votes: 2

My ears won't fool me. Even when I do a session on digital, we still warm it up somewhere in the process, in mastering or mixing, running the signal through some tubes somewhere. Votes: 2

Like my old mentor would always say, Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice and I'll be dead.'' Okay, she wasn't a good poet, but that lady could handle her whiskey. Votes: 2

If I put a value on my music, and no one's prepared to pay that, then more fool me, but the idea that the value is created by the consumer is an idiot plan; it can't work. Votes: 2

If it be you that stirs these daughters' hearts Against their father, fool me not so much To bear it tamely; touch me with noble anger, And let not women's weapons, water drops, Stain my man's cheeks. Votes: 2

I'm tired of saying, "How wonderful you are!" to fool men who haven't got one-half the sense I've got, and I'm tired of pretending I don't know anything, so men can tell me things and feel important while they're doing it. Votes: 2

Fools measure actions, after they are done, by the event; wise men beforehand, by the rules of reason and right. The former look to the end, to judge of the act. Let me look to the act, and leave the end with God. Votes: 2

Robert Pattinson has the face of a film-noir dupe. It's a face that is searching and open and kind. It's a face that a certain type of woman might want to fool because, in its intensely old-fashioned kindness, the face says, I love you. Fool me. Votes: 2

The secret is not to dream," she whispered. "The secret is to wake up. Waking up is harder. I have woken up and I am real. I know where I come from and I know where I'm going. You cannot fool me any more. Or touch me. Or anything that is mine. Votes: 2

Be cruel to me , cause I'm a fool for you. Votes: 0

Lend me your ear, while I call you a fool. Votes: 0

You never really see me acting a fool on TV. Votes: 0

I'm afraid you've thought me a bigger fool than I am. Votes: 0

Fool," said my muse to me. "Look in thy heart and write. Votes: 0

Prove to me that you're no fool Walk across my swimming pool. Votes: 0

Those were the 'ifs' that kept me from making a fool of myself. Votes: 0

Tell me I'm a fool. I would not know how to believe it. Votes: 0

My Father always told me that a fool at 40 is a fool for life. Votes: 0

The fool tells me his reason; the wise man persuades me with my own. Votes: 0

I'm a fool to keep staying, when you've made hurting me such an art. Votes: 0

Call me a joker, call me a fool, right at this moment I'm totally cool. Votes: 0

If you ever manage to make a fool of me, I'll deserve what I get. Votes: 0

My life is in the hands of any fool who makes me lose my temper. Votes: 0

If to some my tale seems foolishness I am content that such could count me fool. Votes: 0

Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!" "But no living man am I! Votes: 0

I am the fool in this story, and no rebel shall hurl me from my throne. Votes: 0

Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love? Votes: 0

In fact, to gull a fool seems to me an exploit worthy of a witty man. Votes: 0

When I was young I was a fool. So wrap me up in dreams and death. Votes: 0

I am a fool, but I know I'm a fool and that makes me smarter than you. Votes: 0

Fool me once, shame on "” shame on you. Fool me "” you can't get fooled again. Votes: 0

Fool! You may hate me...But I...I haven't stopped thinking of you for a single day. Votes: 0

If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I'm not frightened by anyone's perception of me. Votes: 0

Recording wasn't as important to me as actually being to get on stage and act the fool. Votes: 0

That love at first sight should happen to me, was Life's most delicious revenge on a self-opinionated fool. Votes: 0

For God's sake give me the young man who has brains enough to make a fool of himself! Votes: 0

A fool I am and I'll always be. They can change their minds, but they can't change me. Votes: 0

'Come hither, my boy, tell me what thou seest there?' 'A fool tangled in a religious snare.' Votes: 0

I am a child whose teacher is LOVE surely my master won't let me grow to be a fool. Votes: 0

I am a fool, I know it; and yet, Heaven help me, I'm poor enough to be a wit. Votes: 0

If kisses were what you were looking for, little fool, why didn't you come to me? quoted by Susannah Simon Votes: 0

I always knew I was an excellent liar; I just didn't know that I had it in me to fool myself. Votes: 0

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world, and exiles me from it. Votes: 0

The Doobie Brothers' 'What a Fool Believes' makes me want to move. And I still haven't gotten over the Macarena. Who has? Votes: 0

Leo couldn't help smiling. "That could be fun." "Fun" she said unhappily. "Blue elephants." "Blue elephants." "Kiss me you fool." "You fool. Votes: 0

He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance. Votes: 0

A gun in your hand makes a fool out of you. A gun in your hand makes a target out of me. Votes: 0

I'll be a fool or a wiseman, my darling, you hold the key. Anyway you want me, that's how I will be. Votes: 0

There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool. Votes: 0

I had rather have a fool to make me merry than experience to make me sad and to travel for it too! Votes: 0

Don't liken me to that [SOB]. Anybody that lets his public policies be mixed up with religious prejudice is a plain [GD] fool. Votes: 0

When I'm writing, I look like a fool because the parts are moving through me and I'm crying and laughing and making faces. Votes: 0

I had come in time to learn that it was a mistake to smile a friendly smile when somebody made a fool of me. Votes: 0

She's nobody's fool so I'm playing it cool as can be. I'll give it a whirl but I ain't for no girl catching me. Votes: 0

Fool that I was, upon my eagle's wings I bore this wren, till I was tired with soaring, and now he mounts above me. Votes: 0

When everything seems to be set to show me off as intelligent, the fool I always keep hidden takes over all that I say. Votes: 0

"Law professors were never like economics professors," a Harvard Law professor told me. "If you disagreed with someone, you didn't call him a fool." Votes: 0

This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella. Votes: 0

My job as the writer is to fool you. Your job as the reader is to see if you can catch me at it. Votes: 0

By 2003, every fool was getting into real estate. The checkout girl at my local supermarket handed me her newly printed real estate agent business card. Votes: 0

[Y]ou [man] are fool enough, it seems, to dare to war with [woman=] me, when for your faithful ally you might win me easily. Votes: 0

Ay - 'The Green Fool' business, the libel action over the head of it - did me a lot of damage. It destroyed the momentum. Votes: 0

I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant. Votes: 0

choose now," he spat, his eyes practically shooing sparks. "me or him." gosh,Fang, you romantic fool," i said sarcastically."howw incredibly sexist pig of you. Votes: 0

Look down at me and you see a fool, Look up at me and you see a god, Look straight at me and you see yourself. Votes: 0

My music will go on forever. Maybe it's a fool say that, but when me know facts me can say facts. My music will go on forever. Votes: 0

When I hear any man talk of an unalterable law, the only effect it produces on me is to convince me that he is an unalterable fool Votes: 0

For you maybe I'm a fool but it's fun. People say you rule me with one wave of your hand. Darling, it's grand, they just don't understand. Votes: 0

This whole act's immutably decreed. 'Twas rehearsed by thee and me a billion years before this ocean rolled. Fool! I am the Fates' lieutenant; I act under orders. Votes: 0

Who knows where the road will lead us Only a fool would say, But if you let me love you I'm sure to love you all the way. Votes: 0

This is my father. Try what you can with him! He won't listen to me, because he remembers what a fool I was when I was a baby. Votes: 0

Earth bears no balsams for mistakes; Men crown the knave, and scourge the tool That did his will: but thou, O Lord, Be merciful to me, a fool. Votes: 0

You're brilliant,"he says."But you're a fool to stay with someone like me." I close my eyes at the touch of his hand."Then we are both fools. Votes: 0

It is the possibility that keeps me going, and though you may call me a dreamer or a fool or any other thing, I believe that anything is possible. Votes: 0

I'm the kind of person, I think a lot about everything. Nothin' I can do about it. It's like, I'm a thinkin' fool. That's a big part of me. Votes: 0

You give me nothing during your life, but you promise to provide for me at your death. If you are not a fool, you know what I wish for! Votes: 0

Show me a man or woman who cannot stand mysteries and I will show you a fool, a clever fool - perhaps - but a fool just the same. Votes: 0

I'll distract them," Carter said. "You search. The Trophy room is through there." "Carter!" But the fool ran off to protect me. I hate when he does that. Votes: 0

There's an old saying in Tennessee "” I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee "” that says, fool me once, shame on "” shame on you. Fool me "” you can't get fooled again. Votes: 0