Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes. Votes: 3
Craig FergusonIve seen Fried Green Tomatoes too many times. I love life stories told in flashback. Votes: 3
Liam JamesI've seen 'Fried Green Tomatoes' too many times. I love life stories told in flashback. Votes: 3
Liam JamesThe Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church. Votes: 3
Jon StewartFried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha! Votes: 3
Jessica SimpsonThe hour of noon has passed,' said Judge Fang. 'Let us go and get some Kentucky Fried Chicken. Votes: 3
Neal StephensonMost fast food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people dont seem to care about the fat aspect. Votes: 3
Eric SchlosserI like poached eggs, but I'll make scrambled or fried or whatever anybody wants. Votes: 0
Ruth ReichlIf you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried. Votes: 0
Scott AdamsOnly a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak. Votes: 0
Larry McMurtryI love Louisiana fried fish, but it's all Martin Luther King, I can't go over there. Votes: 0
Vince StaplesWhen a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries. Votes: 0
Demetri MartinBleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot. Votes: 0
Sherilyn FennIf you eat dead, toasted, fried or frozen food, you will feel dead, toasted, fried and frozen. Votes: 0
Dharma MittraHot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children. Votes: 0
Mignon McLaughlinI'm sautéing emcees with fried rice up in the wok without the MSG and chopped celery. Votes: 0
RedmanThe South, to me, is fried chicken and catfish caviar --- that's grits --- and good-looking women. Votes: 0
Erk RussellDo I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache. Votes: 0
J. K. RowlingIn a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment. Votes: 0
Olivia WildeGive up grains and fried restaurant foods. Doing that pretty much gets you most of the way there. Votes: 0
Mark SissonNothing makes me happy quite like a boatload of freshly fried fast food, smothered in good old MSG. Votes: 0
Becca FitzpatrickI love sushi, I love fried chicken, I love steak. But there is a limit to my love, Votes: 0
Jonathan Safran FoerEven when I get the fried-chicken special of the day, I have to dig into it like it's filet mignon, Votes: 0
Viola DavisA large pizza is healthier than 31 days of fried penis. That is so long it could only be my penis. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzThe Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing. Votes: 6 Patton Oswalt