You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours. Votes: 2
Yogi BerraYou can easily take photographs at a wedding - no one would question it. But funerals are different. Votes: 2
Martin ParrI guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings. Votes: 2
Rodney AtkinsI seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral Votes: 1
John BurroughsSometimes funerals and weddings bring out the worst rather than the best in people. Votes: 0
Jeanne PhillipsThere are ways of dying that don't end in funerals. Types of death you can't smell. Votes: 0
Haruki MurakamiWe may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals? Votes: 0
Amy PoehlerSometimes funerals can be good. It reunites you with your cousins you haven't seen in a while. Votes: 0
David BurtkaI take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly. Votes: 0
Mark TwainI should like to abolish funerals; the time to mourn a person is at his birth, not his death. Votes: 0
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