Quotes about Funny
PEOPLE DO
wlTH THE
EXTRA TIME
THEY SAVE BY
WRITING "K"
INSTEAD OF
"0K"?
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essy; it is an
bstacle cours«
designed to
keep me fit.
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WORKING IN A BUBBLE
WRAP FACTORY.
IMAGINE THE SELF
CONTROL NEEDED..
facebook.eotWAwesomeTakes Practice
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IMPRESSED WITH
TECHNOLOGY
UNTIL 1 CAN
DOWNLOAD FOOD.
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as an ugly person.
Think of yourself
as a beautiful monkey.
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IMPRESSED WITH
TECHNOLOGY
UNTIL 1 CAN
DOWNLOAD FOOD.
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YOU SO HARD
EVEN
WONT BE
DespicableMeMinions.org
ABLE TO FIND YOU
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IS PROOF
THAT
A NEW
PAIR OF
SHOES CAN
CHANGE
YOUR LIFE.
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More pics on www.imfunny.net
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"no, you're not"
"did you see me do that?"
"Do what?"
Ilexactlyll
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204 countries,
809 islands,
7 seas,
6.000.000.000+ people,
AND I'M SNGLE.
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people...
or mornings...
or people.
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For MEN
You Have To Know Her,
To LOVE Her
For WOMEN
You Have To LOVE Him,
To KNOW HIM.
Share THIS tf You Agree With The Same
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brunette
with lots of
blonde
moments!
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MUCH EASIER
WHEN
Apple
AND BLACKBERR
WERE JUST
FRUITS
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I know because I've done it thousands of times."
Hark Iwain
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mediäne. But, ifvou're
laughina without any
reason, vou need
medlCine.
wunny.ce
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you're cooler
than me...
Does that
make me
hotter than you?
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SPECIAL
IM JUST
A LIMITED
EDITION
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the rain so you
get mice as wet.
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1)Make Peace with your Past
so it doesn't spoil your Present.
2)What others Think of you is
None Of your Business.
3)Time Heals Almost Everything,
Give the Time, Some Time.
4)No one is the Reason of your Happiness
Except You yourself.
5)Don't compare your Life with others,
You have No Idea what their journey is all about.
6)Stop Thinking too much,
Its Alright not to know all the Answers.
7)SmiIe, you don't own
all the Problems in the World.
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I'mJustonmy
energy
saving mode
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I have a list of
people you missed.
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CHOCOLATE AND WINE
BUT W JEANS SAY,
THE LOVE OF GOD
WOMENc EAT A
Reinvented by CaslsHisCherryPie for iFunny :)
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always poke me and
sav'YöLfrenext"Sq
I star(ed doing the same thing
to them at mnerals.
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month
vacation,
twice a year.
wunny.ce
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IF YOU CAN
READ THIS
ALL THE WAY
DOWN TO HERE
PLEASE
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these words?
1. BOO_S
2.
NDOM.
4.p_N S
6. s_x
Answers:l. BOOKS 2. RANDOM 3, FORK 4, PANTS S, PULSE 6,
SIX. You got all 6 wrong, didnt you? You dirty minded freak'
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futur
if you
take the
time
to watch it.
Jacques Tati
Quotesldeas.com
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is very funny,
if you
take the
time
to watch it.
Jacques Tati
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kidnapped?" 'Trust me
they will bring you back.}'
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mediäne. But, ifvou're
laughina without any
reason VOu need
medicine.
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PEOPLE DO
WITH AU THE
EXTRA TIME
THEY SAVE BY
WRITING "K"
INSTEAD OF
Quotesldeas. corn
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204 countries,
809 islands,
7 seas,
6.000.000.000+ people,
AND I'M SNGLE.
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I woke up,
I lifted my arms,
I moved my knees,
I turned my neck....
Everything made the same noise:
'Crrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaa cccK!'
...J came to a conc usi n:
I am not old,
I am crispy!
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to choke on air,
fall up stairs
and trip over
completely
nothing.
I have that skill..
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PEOPLE
JUST
NEEDA
HIGH-FIVE.
In the face.
With a chair.
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awesome
I wish
everybody
had one.
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möm) n.
1. woman who loves you
unconditionally
Momster:
(möm-stor) n.
1. what happens to mom
after she counts to 3
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våen it•Ge tlftgrain
Rotcrt Frc$t
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does better
research than
the
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when you see
your ex with
else
our patents
taught us to give our used
toys to the
less fortunate
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MONDAY
rem
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smart, he said onions
are the only food
that make you
So I threw a
coconut at his face.
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as an ugly person.
Think of yourself
as a beautiful monkey.
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tnnbrella in mg Qeather-&föt$kforltback
Mdftl it*te ins tgrain
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the rain so you
get twice as wet.
littlelove17, ifunny.mobi
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does better
research than
the FBI.
Reinvented by blondiechick895 for iFunny :)
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you're cooler
than me...
Does that
make me
hotter than you?
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One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening. Votes: 2
Franklin P. JonesIf women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. Votes: 2
Robin WilliamsIf you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. Votes: 2
Alice Roosevelt LongworthYou have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. Votes: 2
Winston ChurchillPeople who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Votes: 2
Isaac AsimovThat's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. Votes: 2
George CarlinSuppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. Votes: 2
Mark TwainI may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Votes: 2
Winston ChurchillAll my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. Votes: 2
Jane WagnerWe are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. Votes: 2
W. H. AudenA bush-warbler,Coming to the verandah-edge,Left its droppingsOn the rice-cakes. Votes: 1
Matsuo Bash?BirdsMy doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more Votes: 1
Walter MatthauYou only become funny when you have a complete reverence for life. Votes: 0
Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount CherwellIt's funny how you can be mad at someone one moment and want to hug them the next.
Anne Morrow LindberghI just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.
Charles M. SchulzLife has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything's gone wrong.
Alanis MorissetteFunny how the last thing we want the world to see is almost the first thing to show.
Courtney SummersIts a funny thing Alice, dying is just the way I composed it in Tod und Verklärung.
Richard StraussIt was funny, though, the things you didn't learn about people until after they died.
Cynthia Leitich SmithYou can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny.
Elaine StritchLoyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it.
Jodi Lynn AndersonIn this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny.
Leighton MeesterGross things sound funny and set people up to listen to something a little uninviting.
Brian ChippendaleBut it's funny how the memory works and how sometimes we just belive whatever we want.
Chris BohjalianUsually, if I think something is really funny, it doesn't get any reaction whatsoever.
David Sedaris