Quotes about Funny Life

Life is a sexually transmitted disease. Votes: 2

Life is a zoo in a jungle. Votes: 2

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. Votes: 2

There must be more to life than having everything. Votes: 2

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. Votes: 2

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. Votes: 2

An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived. Votes: 2

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. Votes: 2

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. Votes: 2

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. Votes: 2

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. Votes: 2

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. Votes: 2

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. Votes: 2

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. Votes: 2

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. Votes: 2

For most men, life is a search for the proper Manila envelope in which to get themselves filed. Votes: 2

The gods throw the dice and they don't ask whether we want to be in the game or not. Votes: 2

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Votes: 2

If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered. Votes: 2

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. Votes: 2

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Votes: 2

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. Votes: 2

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. Votes: 2

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.' Votes: 2

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. Votes: 2

Funny how life messed with you. Votes: 0

In real life, comedians aren't funny. Votes: 0

Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke Votes: 0

Life's too damn funny for me to explain. Votes: 0

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. Votes: 0

What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life. Votes: 0

Life is funny, at the same time being totally harsh. Votes: 0

Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble. Votes: 0

only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ... Votes: 0

Funny way to spend your life, though, studying another chap's versifying. Votes: 0

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary. Votes: 0

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Votes: 0

Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day. Votes: 0

Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched. Votes: 0

There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life. Votes: 0

Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it. Votes: 0

You only become funny when you have a complete reverence for life. Votes: 0

Life under the Soviet system was often funny, absurd really, especially for children. Votes: 0

People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. Votes: 0

I don't think of myself as being funny. But life takes strange turns. Votes: 0

It's funny to be pigeonholed so late in life but there we are. Votes: 0

Funny how you can live a whole life waiting and not know it. Votes: 0

Life itself is pretty funny when you realize how absurd it can be. Votes: 0

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. Votes: 0

I feel like every day of my life is a funny wardrobe malfunction! Votes: 0

Life has a funny way of becoming ordinary as soon as it can. Votes: 0

My life had made me funny, and cancer wasn't going to change that, Votes: 0

Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It's using the energy... Votes: 0

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable. Votes: 0

It's funny how one life-changing event could make you forget what happiness felt like. Votes: 0

The funny thing about life is, there's nothing better to do than live it. Votes: 0

I reach for funny books all the time to help me get through life. Votes: 0

You can't throw away years of your life because it makes a funny anecdote. Votes: 0

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life. Votes: 0

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead, you're made for life. Votes: 0

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. Votes: 0

Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible. Votes: 0

I find, when you're an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you. Votes: 0

I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. Votes: 0

Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. Votes: 0

Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does. Votes: 0

I do good things in my life, too. It's just that none of them are funny. Votes: 0

It’s funny how you can live somewhere your whole life, but not really see it. Votes: 0

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Votes: 0

Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything's gone wrong. Votes: 0

It's funny how the night that changes your life forever starts out like all the others. Votes: 0

Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour. Votes: 0

Life has a funny way of turning you into the one thing you don't want to be. Votes: 0

What's funny is that you can think you really value your life until you almost lose it. Votes: 0

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. Votes: 0

Funny how we look for miracles in our lives when our life is one big miracle in itself. Votes: 0

I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny. Votes: 0

It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading. Votes: 0

I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy. Votes: 0

Funny how someone can come into your life for such a brief time but leave such a lasting impression. Votes: 0

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'. Votes: 0

Life had a funny way of kicking you in the gut when you weren't looking.~Torn~ by S. Nelson Votes: 0

life has a funny way of testing you to see if you really want, what you say you want. Votes: 0

Life is a gamble, we scramble for money, I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny. Votes: 0

I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that. Votes: 0

That just sounds so funny, A-list. Really, I'm a mom, and that's how I'm going to be all my life. Votes: 0

It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke. Votes: 0

When somebody is doing something really funny, in real life and as a performer, my instinct is to join them. Votes: 0

I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work, Votes: 0

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. Votes: 0

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. Votes: 0

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man. Votes: 0

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. Votes: 0

They laughed. Things were funny. They weren't afraid to care. There was no sense to life, to the structure of things. Votes: 0

Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling. Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. Votes: 0

You know, it's funny how songs continue to grow and evolve and become a new and deeper reflection of your life. Votes: 0

I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity. Votes: 0

And do you know a funny thing? I'm almost fifty years old and I've never understood anything in my whole life. Votes: 0

I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. Votes: 0

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. Votes: 0

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. Votes: 0

First of all, I find everything funny, which is upsetting to my children sometimes, and to people in my life, in general. Votes: 0

Funny, isn't it, how your whole life goes by while you think you're only planning the way you're going to live it? Votes: 0

So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life. Votes: 0

Real life is a funny thing, you know. In real life saying the right thing at the right time is beyond crucial. Votes: 0

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money? Votes: 0

If she kept wondering about how much of her life Bran engineered, she'd end up on a funny farm knitting caps for ducks. Votes: 0

Life is a funny thing, the minute you think you've got everything figured out something comes along and turns it all upside down. Votes: 0

When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story. Votes: 0

A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key. Votes: 0

It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have. Votes: 0

The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have. Votes: 0

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. Votes: 0

I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. Votes: 0

It's funny how the littlest things can make you feel larger than life; the right lyric, the most heartfelt melody, the clearest message. Love. Votes: 0

It's funny, 'cause you think surfing is your whole life, but then when you make a family it seems like it's not at all. Votes: 0

I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me. Votes: 0

Fate is a funny character. She puts obstacles in your path to see what character ye have. Life isn't fair,life is a test. Votes: 0

Life is funny and we are really funny, especially when we get to be hoity toity; we can be so ridiculous. Life is fun. Votes: 0

Every man is important if he loses his life;and every man is funny if he loses his hat and has to run after it. Votes: 0

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money? Votes: 0

The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising. Votes: 0

I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Votes: 0

Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities. Votes: 0

I'm going to do the old 'plaster removal' technique and just get the pain over with in one go: 'Life's Too Short' isn't funny to me. Votes: 0

So often, I read scripts and am like, 'This would never happen in real life. It's not trying to be funny. It's trying to be serious. Votes: 0

All my life I’ve been a lady bruiser, a wrong chooser, school refuser, drug abuser, born loser; clothes bummy, nose runny, it wasn’t funny Votes: 0

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. Votes: 0

I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny. Votes: 0

Baggage is a funny thing. The more you have of it, the heavier it becomes and the longer it takes to reach your destination in life. Votes: 0

I've been very luckily - I bought a house, I work, my life's been very blessed. I thought it would be funny to exaggerate the non-working side. Votes: 0

How happy is the Optimist / To whom life shows its sunny side / His horse may lose, his ship may list, / But he always sees the funny side. Votes: 0

So often, I read scripts and am like, 'This would never happen in real life. It's not trying to be funny. It's trying to be serious.' Votes: 0

Especially working with Adam Brody, he's just so funny in every day life. Working with him is a lot of fun. We play pranks on each other. Votes: 0

It's not surprising that you wouldn't see that side of me on television, but in real life I find the world to be quite a funny place. Votes: 0

Well, life is dark, isn't it? Mostly, it's dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it. Votes: 0

If you want to succeed in life...you must pick 3 bones to carry with you at all times: a wish bone, a backbone, and a funny bone. Votes: 0

I think my general disposition on life is finding what's funny about it. When something happens, the first thing in my mind is, "What's funny about it?" Votes: 0

I think it's important to find humor anywhere you can. In real life, with the darkest, scariest, most intense moments, if you can find something funny, that's good. Votes: 0

Life has many changes. Tomorrow it may rain, and it's supposed to be sunshine, 'cause it's summertime. But God's got a funny soul, he plays like Charlie Parker. Votes: 0

My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadn't gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty. Votes: 0

I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life. Votes: 0

It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is. Votes: 0

I didn't grow up with my dad, so it was always very funny to me, and always has been, what an important part DNA plays in one's life. Votes: 0

Life has played some funny tricks on me and taken me on a wild ride. How did I ever get into this wonderful mess that is my life? Votes: 0

I'll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends - and my friends are hilarious. Votes: 0

We break off obsession by laughing at ourselves, by learning to be funny, by just seeing the joy in life and by having a terrific love for this world. Votes: 0

I don't happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I don't know what's funny about a character... This happens to be a feature of my life generally. Votes: 0

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?' Votes: 0

It was funny, he reflected later, how one's life could alter in an instant, how one minute everything could be a certain way, and the next it's simply ... not Votes: 0

Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers. Votes: 0

I got used to dealing with groups of boys and getting on with life in unpleasant circumstances and being smart and funny and subversive at the expense of authority. Votes: 0

Cynicism can be funny. But it's the easy way. You'll forget to enjoy anything. I try to make the evolving choice, the forward-moving, life-giving choice. Just keep living, man. Votes: 0

Working for President Nixon was the most extraordinary professional experience of my life. He was endlessly fascinating: brilliant, visionary, kind, generous, warm, funny - and yes, a good man. Votes: 0