WHEN I'M LOUD
PEOPLE TELL ME
TO BE QUIET.
BUT WHEN I'M
QUIET PEOPLE
ASK WHAT'S
WRONG WITH ME.
Story of my life
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HOW SMART
PEOPLE ARE BY
WHAT THEY
LAUGH AT."
-TINA FEY
Pintast.r_om
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Why do famous pes
hink
that they can ony other
famous people. Theyre
limiting their chance to find a
soul mate, for example, Me.
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era of the
smart phones
and stupid people.
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nave tne loudest
minds"
And that's why I
can't fucking
sleep
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people are
like clouds.
When they
disappear,
it's a
beautiful
day.
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I realize that humor isn 't for everyone.
It's only for people who want to have fun,
enjoy life, and feelalive.
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ARE TRYING
To BRING YOU
rr ONLY rv1EANS
THAT YOU ARE
ABOVE
THEMETAPICTURE.COM
more pictures at
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PEOPLE
JUST
NEEDA
HIGH-FIVE.
In the face.
With a chair.
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who teat you like crap get
offended when you finally do
same to ånem.
lolsotrue.com
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smart phones...
When will
they start
making
smart peop e.
.unny.ce
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I'mJustonmy
energy
saving mode
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Why do famous people think
that they can ony date other
famous people. Theyre
limitng åneir chance to find a
soul mate, for example, Me.
lolsotrue.com
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But
Money Made Him Mad"
"Brilliant People
Do Not Make Mistakes,
But
Mistakes Make
People Brilliants"
www.olaalaa.com
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can make me laugh
when I don't even
want to smile.
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to realize that
is a social network,
not a diary.
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much as they do in text
messages fis world would be
a pretty creepy place.
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1 universe, 8 planets 204
countries 804 islands, 7
seas, 7 bilfion people dont
let 1 ruin your day.
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UNGRATEFUL.
0 one ever thanks
me for having
the patience
not o
kill them.
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Y. IrwørationBoostcom
NEVER ARGUE WITH STUPID PEOPLE,
THEY WILL DRAG YOU DOWN
To THEIR LEVEL AND THEN
BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE,
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WHEN I'M LOUD
PEOPLE TELL ME
TO BE QUIET.
BUT WHEN I'M
QUIET PEOPLE
ASK WHAT'S
WRONG WITH ME.
Reinvented by heftyhamster for iFunny
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HAVE THEIR LIFE IN ORDER.
EVEN WITH TEARS
IN THEIR EYES,
THEY STILL MANAGE TO SAY
" 1 AM OKAY "
WITH A SMILi
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7heyspndmoney thzhaven 't eana,
tobuythingsthey tneed,
to Impesspeople theydontlike
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people are
like clouds.
When they
disappear,
it's a
beautiful
day.
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always poke me and
sav'YöLfrenext"Sq
I star(ed doing the same thing
to them at mnerals.
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what other people
think of you. There
will always be those
people who want to
see you fail because
they can't succeed.
9LoLs com
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World
1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You can't breathe when your
tongue is out.
Now Please Put your tongue back inside
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than sound, people may
appear bright until you hear
them speak.
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can make me laugh
when -l don't even
want to smile.
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BY VIDEO GAMES,
THEN THE MAJORITY OF
FACEBOOK USERS
WOULD BE FARMERS
BY NOW.
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people
We maintain a greab
perspective on life
because we're
always looking up.
wunny.ce
I love being short X3
wunny.ce
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Isn't it so annoying when
famous people get things for
free when tneVre tne ones
ånat can afford it.
lolsotrue.com
Create something at LiveLuvCreate.com
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like
clouds
When bheg
disappear
it's a brighter day.
If you have something to say, say it to my face, not behind my bac
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exactly when the UFO
anded & dumped off
all of these stupid
people.
But, apparently they
aren't coming back for
them.
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But
Money Made Him Mad"
"Brilliant People
Do Not Make Mistakes,
But
Mistakes Make
People Brilliants"
DesiBucket.com
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HEY MISS YOU, BUT DON
EVEN MAKE AN EFFORT
TO SEE YOU.
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era of the
smart phones
and stupid people.
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I don't need any part-time
people in my life. You're either
with me or you're not. You
can'tjust come and go as
you please.
thatonerule.com
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lil
*buying
at18andsomeare
youngat90... time
is a concept that
humans created'
Yoko Ono (above)
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Aliza LichtI think there's a certain space people have decided I occupy - the funny-sidekick thing. Votes: 0
Zooey DeschanelGross things sound funny and set people up to listen to something a little uninviting. Votes: 0
Brian ChippendaleIt was funny, though, the things you didn't learn about people until after they died. Votes: 0
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Suzy BeckerI think I gravitate towards people who express themselves in a simple and funny way. Votes: 0
John SlatteryPretty people don't keep comedies on the air. Funny people keep comedies on the air. Votes: 0
Allison JonesJon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement. Votes: 0
Olivia MunnA funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them. Votes: 0
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John MalkovichIt's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead, you're made for life. Votes: 0
Jimi HendrixAmericans are funny people: first you shock them, then they put you in a museum. Votes: 0
Mick JaggerOnce you've been in a mental institution, people are going to look at you funny. Votes: 0
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Jimi HendrixLying to other people is fine and usually funny, but lying to yourself is tacky. Votes: 0
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Artie Langecomedians are people who say funny things, and comics are people who say things funny. Votes: 0
Staton RabinI love Ice Cube and Charlie Day. They're brilliant men, great actors and very funny people. Votes: 0
Tracy MorganSeeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that. Votes: 0
Bam MargeraPeople never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?' Votes: 0
Al YankovicIt's funny when people debate about music, because they get so passionate about what they enjoy. Votes: 0
Judd ApatowI'm obsessed with sparkle for men. It's so funny watching people's reaction to a disco-ball shoe! Votes: 0
Brad GoreskiHe [ Campbell Scott ] is also a really funny guy which not a lot of people know. Votes: 0
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Stephen ManganI feel like people are funny, and women are people, so I'm sick of the distinction. Votes: 0
Kate FlanneryIt's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! Votes: 0
Garth BrooksPeople think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can. Votes: 0
Daniel KeyesPeople have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing. Votes: 0
Gilbert GottfriedI think it's funny when people, they try to imitate the 'Chandelier' video. I think it's hilarious. Votes: 0
Maddie ZieglerPeople always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. Votes: 0
Ellen DeGeneresPeople are funny. They often don't mean to be, and that's what makes it even more endearing. Votes: 0
Jennifer LeeI used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny. Votes: 0
Denis NordenThe one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny. Votes: 0
Daniel BaldwinI've been blessed to have done different roles, but I don't think people see me as funny. Votes: 0
Dustin DiamondWhenever I'm in the U.K., people say I have an American accent. Which is, obviously, funny. Votes: 0
ZeddI'm an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny. Votes: 0
Henry ChoIsn't it funny how the people least impacted by tragedy are the most eager to move on? Votes: 0
Lisa UngerIt's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. Votes: 0
Jimi HendrixOne longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it? Votes: 0
Tom BakerI just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too. Votes: 0
Charles M. SchulzIt find it funny how people from Boston and New York hate each other because of pro teams. Votes: 0
Julian CasablancasSome people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time. Votes: 0
Denis LearyA lot of people dont think of my work as being all that funny, but I think its hilarious! Votes: 0
Fred TomaselliI think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'. Votes: 0
Aaron McGruderAnd it's funny how when somebody saves you, the first thing you want to do is save other people. Votes: 0
Chuck PalahniukPeople might look at you a bit funny, but it's okay. Artists are allowed to be a bit different. Votes: 0
Bob RossA lot of people don't think of my work as being all that funny, but I think it's hilarious! Votes: 0
Fred TomaselliI've been very lucky to work with people I think are funny and who are really awesome human beings. Votes: 0
Jillian BellI don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny. Votes: 0
Sarah SilvermanI look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are. Votes: 0
Eden AhbezMy little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not. Votes: 0
Anna Held