A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters. Votes: 2
Barbara CorcoranIt's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. Votes: 2
W. Somerset MaughamTime's a funny thing, bending, warping, stretching, and compressing, all depending on perspective. Votes: 0
Lisa GenovaIt's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible. Votes: 0
Johnny KnoxvilleYou see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny. Votes: 0
Brandon SandersonThat's the funny thing about knowing you can't have something. It makes you desperate. -Leah Votes: 0
Stephenie MeyerI think there's a certain space people have decided I occupy - the funny-sidekick thing. Votes: 0
Zooey DeschanelThere was this funny thing of anything could happen now that we realized everything had. Votes: 0
Raymond CarverChemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone. Votes: 0
David WaltonChemistrys a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone. Votes: 0
David WaltonA funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them. Votes: 0
Greg GutfeldFunny thing about the monster. The worse he treats you, the more you love him. Votes: 0
Ellen HopkinsAmbition is a funny thing. You can completely screw yourself with it if you're not careful. Votes: 0
Simon Le BonThe whole exploitation thing is funny, too. Exploitation is the nature of the world, isn't it? Votes: 0
Scott McClanahanComedy is a very personal thing, and some people will find it funny, some people wont. Votes: 0
Stephen ManganIt's a funny thing. You sort of never figure it out with acting. You're always learning. Votes: 0
Paul DanoA funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there. Votes: 0
Adam DeVinePeople have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing. Votes: 0
Gilbert GottfriedThe one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny. Votes: 0
Daniel BaldwinThereâs always an article coming out, saying, âThe new thing is funny women!â Votes: 0
Lena DunhamThe funny thing is that I feel close to all my characters. Deep, deep inside them all. Votes: 0
Paul AusterLife has a funny way of turning you into the one thing you don't want to be. Votes: 0
Jonathan LevinePride is a funny thing; it can make what is truly worthless appear to be a treasure. Votes: 0
Alice HoffmanLoyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it. Votes: 0
Jodi Lynn AndersonWell, the funny thing is, you are never the same person that you were the day before. Votes: 0
Jon ForemanA funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first. Votes: 0
Pierre SalingerMany comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny. Votes: 0
Rachel DratchFunny how the last thing we want the world to see is almost the first thing to show. Votes: 0
Courtney SummersIts a funny thing Alice, dying is just the way I composed it in Tod und Verklärung. Votes: 0
Richard StraussWhile I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas. Votes: 0
J. R. MoehringerI never intended to make a living from music. That's the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist. Votes: 0
Pete SeegerIt is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. Votes: 0
C. S. LewisTwitter's a lot of work! That's the first thing I would say. There's so much pressure to be funny. Votes: 0
Ari GraynorAnd it's funny how when somebody saves you, the first thing you want to do is save other people. Votes: 0
Chuck PalahniukLife is a gamble, we scramble for money, I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny. Votes: 0
ProdigyI look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are. Votes: 0
Eden AhbezThe funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place. Votes: 0
Macaulay CulkinI think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake. Votes: 0
Leslie FiedlerMy movies before tend to be just funny. But it wasn't a conscious thing I was looking for at all. Votes: 0
Todd PhillipsThe funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it. Votes: 0
Kevin SorboThe funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. Votes: 0
Jo BrandThe funny thing about the heart is a soft heart is a strong heart, and a hard heart is a weak heart. Votes: 0
Criss JamiI don't sit down to write a funny story. Every single thing I sit down to write is meant to be sad. Votes: 0
Lorrie Moore