Quotes about Funny Things

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. Votes: 4

People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. Votes: 4

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute. Votes: 4

I used to work at NASA in Virginia. It was nothing glamorous; I was just tasked with making code compile for obscure projects, and I wasn't very good at it. Now I spend most of my time drawing pictures and looking at funny things on the Internet, which in retrospect is largely what I did at my old job, too. Votes: 4

Memories are doing funny things to us. Votes: 2

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. Votes: 2

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. Votes: 2

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny. Votes: 2

The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs. Votes: 2

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get. Votes: 2

There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life. Votes: 2

What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience. Votes: 2

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. Votes: 2

You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things. Votes: 2

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things. Votes: 2

When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen Votes: 2

When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen. Votes: 2

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't. Votes: 2

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things. Votes: 2

I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. Votes: 2

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. Votes: 2

It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing. Votes: 2

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' Votes: 2

Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere. Votes: 2

And do you know a funny thing? I'm almost fifty years old and I've never understood anything in my whole life. Votes: 2

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Votes: 2

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. Votes: 2

I'm somebody who believes in funny things, and laughing, but I do like for them to come from a place that addresses the human condition. Votes: 2

But ambition is a funny thing: it creeps in when you least expect it and keeps you moving, even when you think you want to stay put. Votes: 2

The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London. Votes: 2

Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing. Votes: 2

One of the funny things of being a producer, you have these fleeting, intense relationships with people, and they go off to global megastardom, and you don't see them. Votes: 2

Songs are funny things. They can slip across borders. Proliferate in prisons. Penetrate hard shells. I always believed that the right song at the right moment could change history. Votes: 2

It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful. Votes: 2

The small things of life were often so much bigger than the great things . . . the trivial pleasure like cooking, one's home, little poems especially sad ones, solitary walks, funny things seen and overheard. Votes: 2

I think it's one of those funny things - sometimes you're not really friends with somebody until you've gotten into a good fight, and I think that's the situation with Superman and Batman. Votes: 2

When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.' Votes: 2

It's a funny thing: people often ask how I discipline myself to write. I can't begin to understand the question. For me, the discipline is turning off the computer and leaving my desk to do something else. Votes: 2

Humor, for me, is really a gate of departure. It's a way of enticing a reader into a poem so that less funny things can take place later. It really is not an end in itself, but a means to an end. Votes: 2

You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough. Votes: 2

What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes me laugh, and because I know a couple of people that talk like that. They're really that Southern. And they do funny things. I love 'em; they're awesome. They're good people. Votes: 2

I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look. Votes: 2

You know, it's a funny thing about writers. Most people don't stop to think of books being written by people much like themselves. They think that writers are all dead long ago--they don't expect to meet them in the street or out shopping. They know their stories but not their names, and certainly not their faces. And most writers like it that way. Votes: 2

I've got funny things. David Duchovny had to have a cast made of his face to do an old person's make-up, and I've got that cast of his face in my house. I've got something from the pilot, the original implant that was in Billy Miles' head. I've got a sign from 'The Erlenmeyer Flask.' But my house isn't a museum to 'The X-Files!' Votes: 2

I am interested in shows that are not out-and-out gag fests: you see the truth of a broken heart behind them. That is what life is like: it's really funny, you see funny things as soon as you step out of the room, but underneath that is a whole bag of broken hearts. It's that real pain and that real hilarity that makes life so intriguing. Votes: 2

It's funny how things work out sometimes. Votes: 0

It's funny how things seem different, suddenly. Votes: 0

Funny how certain things stay with you. Votes: 0

Ladies pick funny things to be proud of. Votes: 0

Its so funny whenever things come full circle. Votes: 0

It's so funny whenever things come full circle. Votes: 0

Funny always makes the bad things go away. Votes: 0

Funny how the new things are the old things. Votes: 0

The girl has a funny way of romanticizing things. Votes: 0

I think actors who take things too far are funny. Votes: 0

I had no choice. Love does funny things to people. Votes: 0

I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting. Votes: 0

A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny. Votes: 0

It's a mystery why certain people find certain things funny. Votes: 0

Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things. Votes: 0

A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny. Votes: 0

Funny how all things people don't understand seem to be "˜cursed'. Votes: 0

My mum taught me always to see the funny side of things. Votes: 0

You can't always go to the well and have things be funny. Votes: 0

They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them. Votes: 0

Within the framework of something very dramatic, funny things happen. Organically, from them. Votes: 0

I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. Votes: 0

Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up Votes: 0

I think many people are finding things I do very funny and strange. Votes: 0

It's funny how things change slowly, until the day we realize they've changed completely. Votes: 0

Careers are funny things. They begin mysteriously and, just as mysteriously, they can end. Votes: 0

People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny. Votes: 0

I'm very lighthearted, outgoing, friendly, and funny, so I like to try new things. Votes: 0

You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things. Votes: 0

All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things. Votes: 0

[It's] funny how things have a way of looking so much brighter in the daytime. Votes: 0

Not dead-dying. Funny how two things could be so similar and yet so far apart Votes: 0

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely Votes: 0

It was funny, though, the things you didn't learn about people until after they died. Votes: 0

Gross things sound funny and set people up to listen to something a little uninviting. Votes: 0

comedians are people who say funny things, and comics are people who say things funny. Votes: 0

Funny, when you finally faced reality, it was amazing how clearly you could see things. Votes: 0

Craziness was considered funny, like all other things that were in reality frightening and profoundly shameful. Votes: 0

It's funny how sometimes you learn things off the Internet before they're actually told to you. Votes: 0

A lot of the things I do are the sort of things I think are funny. Votes: 0

...that is the best-to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny. Votes: 0

I do good things in my life, too. It's just that none of them are funny. Votes: 0

People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can. Votes: 0

Play out a boring game to the end and funny things can happen; Fischer knew it. Votes: 0

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Votes: 0

Dying men think of funny things-and that's what we all are here, aren't we? Dying men. Votes: 0

[ I'm] humorist, I guess. Or really more of a reporter. A reporter who reports on funny things. Votes: 0

I've always found the most tragic things funny. I was always the guy laughing at the funeral. Votes: 0

It's funny the things you think you're scared of until they're upon you, and then you're not. Votes: 0

The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny. Votes: 0

It's funny how being an actor forces you to do things or go places that you wouldn't ordinarily. Votes: 0

It's funny how, when things seem the darkest, moments of beauty present themselves in the most unexpected places. Votes: 0

I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of. Votes: 0

I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff. Votes: 0

I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me. Votes: 0

It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality. Votes: 0

It‘s funny how, when things seem the darkest, moments of beauty present themselves in the most unexpected places. Votes: 0

I felt how important the simplest things were, like feeling proud, finding something funny, stretching yourself, retreating into yourself. Votes: 0

You can't be trying to be funny. As an adult actor, sometimes I'll muddle it up by over-thinking things. Votes: 0

I happen to like things that are funny and dramatic at the same time. I don't see the difference. Votes: 0

I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself. Votes: 0

It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it. Votes: 0

One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. Votes: 0

As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring. Votes: 0

I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that. Votes: 0

'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. Votes: 0

Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. Votes: 0

That's one of the best things about characters like Indiana Jones. I mean, he's funny. He's done really wicked things. Votes: 0

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. Votes: 0

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. Votes: 0

They laughed. Things were funny. They weren't afraid to care. There was no sense to life, to the structure of things. Votes: 0

When you see things upside down, the ego can be extraordinarily funny; it's absurd. But it's tragic at the same time. Votes: 0

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. Votes: 0

I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show. Votes: 0

Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard. Votes: 0

I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time. Votes: 0

You know, if you play on home soil sometimes funny things can happen and you have that push of the crowd. Votes: 0

With rap, it's a funny thing. You can say things, and people can take 'em the way they wanna take 'em. Votes: 0

Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird. Votes: 0

I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me. Votes: 0

Yeah, I think there are a lot of things about Cleveland that I miss. Los Angeles is a funny place to live. Votes: 0

I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could be described by Twitter hacks as 'shots fired,' and funny ad hominem attacks. Votes: 0

You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part. Votes: 0

I suppose the things you remember about someone who has died are the funny moments. Those are the ones that stand out. Votes: 0

Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show. Votes: 0

It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny. Votes: 0

Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead. Votes: 0

One of the fun things about unreliable narrators is they can be funny. You can admire things about them and laugh with them. Votes: 0

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money? Votes: 0

That's the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have it. Votes: 0

Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the stars. Votes: 0

It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers. Votes: 0

I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess. Votes: 0

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. Votes: 0

My wife's a loving, funny, Irish-spirited person, and I'm still surprised at some of the things she says. She makes me laugh every day. Votes: 0

I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone. Votes: 0

It's funny how the littlest things can make you feel larger than life; the right lyric, the most heartfelt melody, the clearest message. Love. Votes: 0

Two things are not debatable: eroticism, and comedy. If you don't think it's sexy, or funny, there's no way I can change your mind. Votes: 0

I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny. Votes: 0

Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening. Votes: 0

As an actor, it's always fun when you're able to feel like there's freedom to explore things and try out jokes and be funny. Votes: 0

It's really funny, I think to myself... I've got my same guitar and amp, it's just a bigger room now! Some things don't change. Votes: 0

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. Votes: 0

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. Votes: 0

If you're playing things sincere in a really absurd, heightened situation, you'll achieve comedy as opposed to just saying funny lines and one-liners and stuff. Votes: 0

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money? Votes: 0

It is funny how mortals always picture us as putting things into their minds: in reality our best work is done by keeping things out. Votes: 0

I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature. Votes: 0

It's funny, don't you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out. Votes: 0

When you are 15, everything is such high stakes, even tiny things. I think because of that, it is funny but sad at the same time. Votes: 0

I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything. Votes: 0

I gave up trying to please others and started playing for myself, and because I love music, things naturally happened then. Funny how that works. Votes: 0

The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things. Votes: 0

It's funny how you can struggle with one piece and write a better one in a minute. When things come easy, it means it's good. Votes: 0

There are things done under the name of science which are ridiculous. But there is also stuff done which sounds funny but is really serious. Votes: 0

It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific. Votes: 0

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. Votes: 0

I love doing things that are titillating. I think race can be very funny, and I think I'm very comfortable discussing it and bringing it up. Votes: 0

I love making things, like software, and films, and laughter. And working with Gus Silber, to make the Funny Business book, has been a fantastic journey. Votes: 0

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead. Votes: 0

Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky. Votes: 0

I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on. Votes: 0

I'm always doing what I can to look for and just feel out funny things that are happening in the scene and improvise off of them. Votes: 0

But it is funny, because I saw Unbreakable recently and it's a strange movie, I didn't mind it, and it's got some interesting things going on. Votes: 0

The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl! Votes: 0

Those secrets are things that most people don't learn, because they are not enthusiastic enough, or bright enough, or patient enough, or funny enough; or still enough. Votes: 0

Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny. Votes: 0

I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true. Votes: 0

There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches. Votes: 0

The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on the house.' Votes: 0

The cultural mix that's happened in the United States is wonderful! Funny enough, one of the most wonderful things about it is that there is no American race. Votes: 0

To me, there's nothing funnier than funny people in peril, because it's just a great springboard for people to be at a heightened emotionality and things get funnier. Votes: 0

I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny. Votes: 0

There's good and bad in every arena. It's funny, some people, the reason they're in the underground is because they're lazy and don't make things happen for themselves. Votes: 0

I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to supply the humor of it yourself. Votes: 0

Time has a funny way of airbrushing relationships, removing all the things that were wrong so when you look back it looks much better than it really was. Votes: 0

I'm not melancholy; I'm a happy-go-lucky person, kind of silly. I like funny things. I have a lot of energy. I tend to like music that's mellow, though. Votes: 0

I remember getting a Phoenix Suns T-shirt. I had that Phoenix Suns T-shirt forever. It's the funny things you remember as a kid, but it was a blast. Votes: 0

It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is. Votes: 0

My goal was to show that even if people work in a garage or a supermarket, they have very funny things to say. We never hear their voices. Votes: 0

It's funny how you get a bit older and become more accepting of things. When you're in your twenties, you're skeptical of everything. I definitely felt like that. Votes: 0

I think my way of being "funny" is just saying things that people think but have learned not to say, whereas, I haven't learned not to say them. Votes: 0

Things can be funny when people are uneasy. It softens them up and stops them falling asleep on the sofa. I like those moments where people half-smile and half-wince. Votes: 0

Teenagers falling off skateboards - funny. Nut shots - funny. Breaking wind - funny. The world cannot change those. Those three things are columns upon which humor is built. Votes: 0

It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is that I'm not perfect. I'm a perfectionist, and I get upset when things go wrong or when I don't do well. Votes: 0

When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it's just wonderful. Votes: 0

Sometimes I get a funny feeling inside me that I shan't be here very long, and I'm not talking in terms of things like success. It frightens me sometimes Votes: 0

That's just how I see things. I think things that are the most dramatic or tragic can also look the most ridiculous and funny. That's part of being human. Votes: 0

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. Votes: 0

I found my personal style in black humor and mixing funny things with very touching ones - like trying to force people to cry and smile almost at the same moment. Votes: 0

Writing about something specific, in my mind, was overwhelming, so I wrote about art because I love art and I know I can say a couple of funny things about art. Votes: 0

It's a wonderful thing, the D.T.'s. You can travel the world in a couple of hours. You see some mighty funny and curious things that come in assorted colors. Votes: 0

The most impersonal seeming audiences eventually just say such intimate, smart, wise, amazing, totally surprising, funny things. It's empowering, in the sense of feeling like you're a part of something really important. Votes: 0

People say Yogi (Berra) is a strange guy, and I've heard Yogi say some funny things. But he has a beautiful wife, he's rich, and he's famous. I don't see anything strange about that. Votes: 0

Those lips had curved into a knowing half smile that did funny things to her insides. And like a match tossed to gasoline, her body sparked alive and flames licked every inch of her. Votes: 0

There's something about comedy, funny things, that people want to pass them along. Serious things and personal things are much more privately enjoyed. That's why there are not a lot of sad viral videos. Votes: 0

Grand Slams are funny things. You have to try to find a way to get through the first week and put yourself in a position in the second week. A lot of strange things happen. Votes: 0

I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school! Votes: 0