And when someone breaks
our wings,
We Simply continue to fly....
On a broomstick.
We're flexible like that.
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COF O
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IS A THINKING MAN.
A QUIET WOMAN IS
USUALLY MAD.
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buy what they
want...
Women go
shopping to
find out what
they want.
www.FunAtZoo.com
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like a tea bag;
you never know
how strong it is
until it's in hot
water."
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT
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ITS NOT BECAUSE SHE DIDNT
HEAR YOU. SHE'S GIVING YOU A
CHANCE TO CHANGE WHAT
YOU SAID.
Reinvented by WhatWomenMean for iFunny :)
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this is the 'ltord to end an argument
FINE:
"'hen they are right and yon need to shut 'tp.
5 if she is getting dressed,
this means halfan hour.
this is the cahn before the storm.
this means something and yon should be on your toes.
arguments that begin with NOTHING,
usually ends in FINE.
this is a dare, not a permission.
GO AHEAD:
don 't do it:
this means she think's you're an idiot
LOUD SIGH: audwonders she's waisting her time
standing here and arguing "'ith you.
DesiBucket.com
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getfing arrested. Everyffing
you say can and will be used
against you.
wunny.ce
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IS PROOF
THAT
A NEW
PAIR OF
SHOES CAN
CHANGE
YOUR LIFE.
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Go to
XWINNER.COM
Win Prizes, Giveaways
Sweepstakes & More!
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be tight enough to
show you're a
woman but loose
enough to show
you're a
(ady."
Marilyn Monroe
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about the things
that Men Forget;
Men Always Worry
about the things
Women Remember
- Albert Einstein
www.LeFunny.net
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TO BE A WOMAN
You must think like a man,
Act like a lady,
Coole like a young girl,
find worle like a horse.
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about the things
that Men Forget;
Men Always Worry
about the things
Women Remember
- Albert Einstein
DesiBucket.com
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and deepest love not for
the species of woman in
whose company he finds
himself electrified and
enkindled, but for that
one in whose company he
may feel tenderly
drowsy.
-By George Jean Nathan
Your Daily Lovo Emotions On t6qu.tucom
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'What?" its not because
she didnit hear vou. She's
giving you a chance to
change what you said.
http //TheFunnyPIace net
http
Th eFunnyPIace.org
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"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students
to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Punctuation is powerful
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WOMAN
THAT WHEN YOUR
FEET HIT
THE FLOOR EACH
MORNING
THE DEVIL SAYS
"0}-1 CARP, SHE'S UP."
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THAT NEEDS A MAN...
BE A WOMAN
A MAN NEEDS!
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They think they're
listening. -Marcel Achard
DesiBucket.com
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face a woman finds attractive on a
man can differ depending on where
she is in her menstrua( cycle. For
example: if she is ovulating. she is
attracted to men with rugged and
masculine features. However, if she is
menstruating or menopausal, she
tends to be more attracted to a man
with duct tape over his mouth and a
spear lodged in his chest while he is
on fire. No further studies are
expected on this subject.
PISS MYSELF LAUGHING
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IS LIKE GETTING
oo
ARRESTED.
EVERYTHIN
YOUSA
CAN AND WILL
BE USE
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sca
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ITS NOT BECAUSE SHE DIDNT
HEAR YOU. SHE'S GIVING YOU A
CHANCE TO CHANGE WHAT
YOU SAID.
DesiBucket.com
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getfing arrested. Everyåing
you say can and will be used
against you.
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You nevev
when he'/ ønung,
how mang mcheg gouW get
how (ont he wu last.
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a woman's
behind and go
"Wow!
What an
ass!
Women look at
a man's face
and think
the same.
aunty acid
www.faceboO com/auntyacid
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woman
that when yotJr feet
hit the floor
each morning
the devil says,
"Oh crap,
she's UP!"
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will change. Men marry women
hoping they will not. So each is
inevitably disappointed.
—Albert Einstein
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does better
research than
the FBI.
Reinvented by blondiechick895 for iFunny :)
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High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. Votes: 2
Christopher MorleyAll women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men. Votes: 2
Mignon McLaughlinMen at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell. Votes: 2
Alfred Lord TennysonAs long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. Votes: 2
Oscar WildeMost women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him. Votes: 2
Marlene DietrichI think the whole concept that women aren't funny is dead. It's over; it's done. Votes: 0
Kate FlanneryDiane Keaton is good for women in and of herself. She's smart and funny and real. Votes: 0
Gloria SteinemI feel like people are funny, and women are people, so I'm sick of the distinction. Votes: 0
Kate FlanneryTo me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men. Votes: 0
Judd ApatowThereâs always an article coming out, saying, âThe new thing is funny women!â Votes: 0
Lena DunhamI love funny women, and just being around them talking is fine with me. I love an interesting mind. Votes: 0
Curtis Jackson