Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. Votes: 4
Laurence J. PeterThe reform of a college English department cuts no ice down at the corner garage. Votes: 2
Camille PagliaI had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money. Votes: 2
Sammy Davis, Jr.I don't dream football. I dream the American Dream - two cars in a garage, be a happy father. Votes: 2
Barry SandersGet the shuttle out of the garage. It's in its prime of its life. How could we just put it away? Votes: 2
Eugene CernanStanding in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian. Votes: 1
Woody AllenIt's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales. Votes: 0
Milton BerleThe slogan of progress is changing from the full dinner pail to the full garage. Votes: 0
Herbert HooverI'm one of those guys who likes to piddle around in the garage and fix stuff. Votes: 0
Steve CropperBuy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle. Votes: 0
Al YankovicWhen I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off. Votes: 0
John RatzenbergerFunny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors. Votes: 0
Corey FordI got rid of my car, and bought a garage band instead. Music gets better gas mileage. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzI don't like recording studios - except my own, which is just a little room above the garage. Votes: 0
Keith JarrettI've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzA Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up. Votes: 0
Henny YoungmanI'd been through crappy day jobs and stupid garage bands. I was determined to make it as a musician. Votes: 0
Paul WesterbergGive a man a car of his own and he leaves humility and common sense behind him in the garage. Votes: 0
John le CarreGet the shuttle out of the garage. It's in its prime of its life. How could we just put it away? Votes: 0
Gene CernanI wish I could bottle up my penis and sell it at a garage sale. But first I need to get a garage. Votes: 0
Jarod Kintz