When things get too heavy, just call me helium, the lightest known gas to man. Votes: 4
Jimi HendrixPolitics are very much like war. We may even have to use poison gas at times. Votes: 4
Winston ChurchillGas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet. Votes: 3
Diablo CodyWhat," I said, "is that a crime here or something? Like only buying one thing at the Gas/Gro? Votes: 3
Sarah DessenLife Will Put Many Red Lights In Front Of You, But Sometimes We Must Push On The Gas And Trust God Votes: 3
Kendrick LamarKilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. Votes: 2
George CarlinI am strongly in favour of using poisoned gas against uncivilised tribes. Votes: 0
Winston ChurchillToday, India's cooking gas subsidy is the world's largest Cash Transfer Programme. Votes: 0
Narendra ModiWe should end the Environmental Protection Agency's war against American oil and gas. Votes: 0
Newt GingrichHydrogen is a light, odorless gas, which, given enough time, turns into people. Votes: 0
Edward Robert HarrisonWe are immortal life. Think of the opportunity of self-realization. What a gas! Votes: 0
Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount CherwellShale gas, if left to flourish, could create several hundred thousand more jobs. Votes: 0
Wilbur RossModern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas. Votes: 0
Earl WilsonIndia unarmed would not require to be destroyed through poison gas or bombardment. Votes: 0
Mahatma GandhiFrom every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-damp of boredom. Votes: 0
Heinrich HeineBirds are, especially canaries, are super sensitive to hydrogen sulfide and sour gas. Votes: 0
David SuzukiThe clock is ticking as nature attempts to absorb the increased greenhouse gas emissions. Votes: 0
Ernest Moniz[The unreactivity of the noble gas elements] belongs to the surest of experimental results. Votes: 0
Friedrich PanethElectricity is derived from many non-renewable energy sources like oil, natural gas and coal. Votes: 0
Lamar S. SmithWhy do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Votes: 0
George CarlinA dream without ambition is like a car without gas... you're not going anywhere. Votes: 0
Sean HamptonI'm not saying that the gas chambers didn't exist. I couldn't see them myself. Votes: 0
Jean-Marie Le PenGuns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live. Votes: 0
Dorothy ParkerLook, natural gas, just like oil, is going to eventually go away. It's not renewable. Votes: 0
Ed RendellI think blaming the president for high gas prices is like blaming Rudy Giuliani for 9/11. Votes: 0
Jennifer GranholmWe hate to be cheering for high gas prices. The reality is that's what's happening. Votes: 0
Steve MillerImagination is to love what gas is to the balloon-that which raises it from earth. Votes: 0
Letitia Elizabeth LandonI'll use the knives for spreading jam, and the gas to warm my greying love. Votes: 0
Charles BukowskiI've been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples. Votes: 0
Jo BrandElectricity, water, gas, and steam course through the walls of my building, keeping it alive. Votes: 0
Mason CooleyThe nation wept tears of remorse for their leader: the tear-gas accomplished what was expected. Votes: 0
MinimaksThe store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said. Votes: 0
Rick RiordanWhen I was Governor of Massachusetts, we worked to get Sable Island gas into New England. Votes: 0
Paul CellucciHe gave life to the breath- oxygen, a simple gas, he transferred into words, ideas, hope. Votes: 0
Michael J. FoxDeath comes along like a gas bill one can't payand that's all one can sayabout it. Votes: 0
Woodrow WilsonLeo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind! Votes: 0
Rick RiordanSometimes you get out from behind the wheel and let someone else step on the gas. Votes: 0
Bob DylanWhat's cheaper than a gallon of gas? An ebook. Save a dollar, stay home and read! Votes: 0
Shandy L. KurthI check the list. Rubber tubing, gas, saw, gloves, cuffs, razor wire, hatchet, Gladys, and my mitts. Votes: 0
Frank MillerSome studies have shown that natural gas could, in fact, be worse for the climate than coal. Votes: 0
Jeff GoodellI had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want? Votes: 0
Janet EvanovichIf you let hydrogen gas alone for 13 billion years it will become giraffes, rose bushes and humans. Votes: 0
Brian SwimmeLike a snowplow in overdrive, a supernova shockwave might sweep away any gas clouds in its path. Votes: 0
Neil deGrasse TysonBooks, in the plural lose their solidity of substance and become a gas, filling all available space. Votes: 0
John DerbyshireThe last time we raised the gas tax, which is how we built the interstate system, was 1993. Votes: 0
Ray LaHoodStop? I'm the guy. I don't stop! That's the woman's job. We're the gas, they're the brakes. Votes: 0
Lowell GanzWe are full of bread and gas, getting fat on the outside while inside we grow thin Votes: 0
Linda HoganI got rid of my car, and bought a garage band instead. Music gets better gas mileage. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzI would take a trip down Memory Lane, but with gas prices sky high, forget about it. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzI water my driveway, and I drive a hard bargain to work (it gets great gas mileage). Votes: 0
Jarod KintzAs the price of gas goes up, people will become more conscience of how much they use. Votes: 0
Mike RoundsWhy spend money on movies when you can spend it on gas? Or dry cleaning? Or groceries? Votes: 0
Andre Leon TalleyI asked a couple of months ago if anyone would like to start picketing the gas stations. Votes: 0
Ron ZieglerIf you ever take your foot off the gas pedal, things will spiral out of control, snowball downwards. Votes: 0
Sam AltmanIf the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyI quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice. Votes: 0
Stewart FrancisIf you fuel your journey on the opinions of others, you are going to run out of gas. Votes: 0
Steve MaraboliI'll let a mystery gas out of my blistery ass Just to disrupt the misery of history class. Votes: 0
MC Paul BarmanIt is you who are old fashioned with your machine-guns and your gas and your talk of country. Votes: 0
Graham GreeneThere was a gas strike, oil strike, lorry strike, bread strike, got to be a Superman to survive. Votes: 0
Ray DaviesSo, you're worried that a pink dragon will fly over the concent and fart nerve gas on us? Votes: 0
Neal StephensonI don't live in the papal residence. I live in a simple apartment behind the Vatican gas station. Votes: 0
Pope FrancisThe police can't use clubs or gas or dogs. I suppose they will have to use poison ivy. Votes: 0
William F. Buckley, Jr.The good Lord put oil and gas there for us to find and use, and we'd better do it. Votes: 0
Red AdairIf Frank and The Beach Boys got together and did a Super Session album, it would be a gas. Votes: 0
Mike LoveWhen I came to town and saw the price of diesel went above regular gas, that burnt me up. Votes: 0
Ron ZieglerI just saw a guy filling up his gas tank with one hand and smoking with the other. Seriously? Votes: 0
Jessica CapshawI thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding. Votes: 0
Emo PhilipsI'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump. Votes: 0
Al YankovicI ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant. Votes: 0
Esther WilliamsThere are models who don't eat. That's worrisome - you need the right amount of gas to get going. Votes: 0
Alek WekCourage is a gas pedal and fear is a brake; when we go to our destination, we need both! Votes: 0
Mehmet Murat ildanYou might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyThe ecosystem of our world is a closed system: it would run out of gas, collapse of its own weight. Votes: 0
Joan D. VingeIn order to win, you must be fully charged. To be fully charged, you must have gas in your tank. Votes: 0
John AddisonHe ran a gas station down in St. Louis... No, Mahatma Gandhi was a great leader of the 20th century. Votes: 0
Hillary ClintonI don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. Votes: 0
Charles BarkleyYour job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food. Votes: 0
Khaled HosseiniWhen my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around in a quitter. Votes: 0
Stephen ColbertWhen my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around with a quitter. Votes: 0
Stephen ColbertI was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs. A lot of jobs. Votes: 0
Joseph BruceI try to hold it in until I get on the ice, then in front of the net sometimes I'll pass gas. Votes: 0
P. K. SubbanThat was your bad, how could you pass up on em? He just take them records and he gas up on em. Votes: 0
DrakeDie Fantasie ist der Liebe das, was das Gas dem Luftballon ist, den es von der Erde emporhebt.
Kuffner, ChristophPious XII was too neutral to mention the gas chambers; decent people like my own family were turned into devils by crude Christianity. Votes: 3 Lionel Blue
How horrible, fantastic, incredible, it is that we should be digging trenches and trying on gas-masks here because of a quarrel in a faraway country between people of whom we know nothing. Votes: 2 Neville Chamberlain
Our farmers and ranchers have never faced as many problems as they do today with drought, range fires, high gas prices and an ever tightening budget on agriculture subsidies. Votes: 4 Michael McCaul
...ultimately, all diseases are magical diseases...("Gas Station Carnival") Votes: 3 Thomas Ligotti
I think blaming the president for high gas prices is like blaming Rudy Giuliani for 9/11. Votes: 3 Jennifer Granholm
It's horrible to think that a small cadre of people would manipulate that information. I mean, for God's sake, we've admitted that we were experimenting on our veterans with mustard gas. So there is no security question. It can't possibly be the reason. Votes: 2 Dwight Schultz
Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods. Votes: 4 George W. Bush
I mean, there is amazing amount of oil and gas and other resources out beneath the sea. It's staggering. Votes: 6 Robert Ballard