Quotes about George
POWER."
GEORGE ORWELL
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A MANIS SUCCESS
by how high he Climbs
BUT
HOW HIGH HE
BOUNCES
WHEN HE HITS BOTTOM
- PATTON Jn.
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CARLIN
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HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT
ANYONE DRIVING SLOWER THAN
YOU IS AN IPIOT, AND ANYONE
GOING FASTER THAN YOU IS
A MANIAC?
I DON'T HAVE PET PEEVES.„
I HAVE MAJOR PSYCHOTIC
FUCKING HATREDS!
A HOUSE IS JUST A PLACE
TO KEEP YOUR STUFF WHILE
YOU GO OUT ANP GET
I THINK ITS THE DUTY OF
MORE STUFF.
A COMEDIAN TO FIND OUT
WHERE THE LINE IS PRAWN
ANP CROSS IT DELIBERATELY.
THE REASON I TALK TO
MYSELF IS THAT I'M THE ONLY
ONE WHOSE ANSWERS
THINK ABOUT HOW STUPID
I ACCEPT.
THE AVERAGE PERSON IS,
ANP REALIZE HALF OF THEM
ARE STUPIDER THAN THAT.
HERE'S ALL YOU HAVE TO
KNOW ABOUT MEN ANP WOMEN:
WOMEN ARE CRAZY, MEN ARE
STUPID. ANP THE MAIN REASON
WOMEN ARE CRAZY IS THAT FIGHTING FOR PEACE
MEN ARE STUPID.
DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY
THINGS ANP DON'T PET
THE SWEATY THINGS.
IS LIKE SCREWING FOR
VIRGINITY.
MEN ARE FROM EARTH,
WOMEN ARE FROM EARTH,
PEAL WITH IT.
GIVE A MAN A FISH ANP HE
WILL EAT FOR A PAY. TEACH
IF YOU TRY TO FAIL,
HIM HOW TO FISH, ANP HE WILL
ANP SUCCEED, WHICH
SIT IN A BOAT ANP PRINK
HAVE YOU PONE?
PEER ALL PAY.
THE PLANET IS FINE...
THE PEOPLE ARE FUCKEP!!
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too much, spend too
recklessly, laugh too little,
drive too fast, get too angry,
stay up too late, get up too
tired, read too little, watch TV
too much. We have multiplied
our possessions but reduced
our values. We talk too much,
love too seldom, and hate too
often. We've learned how to
make a living but not a life.
We've added years to life, not
life to years."
- George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told.
Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people
that there's an invisible man living in the sky who
watches everything you do, every minute of every day.
And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he
does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten
things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and
burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you
to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and
cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you.
He loves you, and He needs money!
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got this real moron thing i do, it's
called thinking and I'm not a very good
American because I like to form my
own opinions...l have certain rules I
live by. My first rule, I don't believe
anything the government tells me... and
I don't take very seriously the media o
the press in this country..
-George Carlin
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There's always money in the banana stand
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stamping on a human face - forever.
(George Orwell)
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bees. sove the wholes. sove those snails." And the greatest arrogance of 011: sove the planet.
Sove the planet. we don't even know how to toke core of ourselves yet. I'm tired of this shit.
I'm tired of fucking Earth Day. I'm tired of these self-righteous environmentalists. these white.
bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is that there oren't enough
bicycle paths. People trying to make the world safe for Volvos. Besides. environmentalists don't
give o shit about the planet. Not in the abstract they don't. You know what they're interested
in? A clean place to live. Their own habitat. They're worried that some doy in the future they
might be personally inconvenienced. Narrow. unenlightened self-interest doesn't impress me.
The planet hos been through o lot worse thon us. Been through earthquakes. volcanoes. plate
tectonics. continental drift. solar flares. sun spots. magnetic storms. the magnetic reversal of
the poles hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets ond asteroids ond
meteors. worldwide floods. tidal waves. worldwide fires. erosion. cosmic rays. recurring ice
ages And we think some plastic bogs ond some aluminum cons ore going to make o
difference? The planet isn't going anywhere. WE ore!
We're going away. Pock your shit. folks. We're going away. And we won't leave much of o
trace. either. Maybe o little Styrofoam The planet'll be here ond we'll be long gone. Just
another foiled mutation. Just onother closed-end biological mistake. An evolutionary cul-de-sac.
The plonet'll shake us off like o bod cose of fleas.
The planet will be here for o long. long. LONG time after we're gone. ond it will heal itself. it will
cleanse itself. 'COUSe that's what it does. It's o self-correcting system. The air ond the water will
recover. the earth will be renewed. And if it's true that plastic is not degradable. well. the planet
will simply incorporate plastic into o new paradigm: the earth plus plastic. The earth doesn't
shore our prejudice toward plastic. Plastic come out of the earth. The earth probably sees
plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be
spawned from it in the first place. It wonted plastic for itself. Didn't know how to make it.
Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question. "Why ore we
here?"
Plastic... asshole."
George Carlin [1937
2006]
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too much, spend too
recklessly, laugh too little,
drive too fast, get too angry,
stay up too late, get up too
tired, read too little, watch TV
too much. We have multiplied
our possessions but reduced
our values. We talk too much,
love too seldom, and hate too
often. We've learned how to
make a living but not a life.
We've added years to life, not
life to years."
- George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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death should always be seated closest to the
bathroom.
(George Carlin)
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UNDERESTIMATE THE
POWER OF STUPID
PEOPLE IN LARGE
GROUPS.
GEORGE CARLIN
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disciplined, but Rey shouWhave suutient arms
and ammunition to maintain a status of
independence from any who might/atiempt to
abuse them, which would include t own
government. —George Washingto»
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THAT ARE & ASK, WHY?
SOME PEOPLE DREAM OF THINGS
THAT NEVER WERE & ASK, WHY NOT?
SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO
GO TO WORK & DON'T HAVE
TIME FOR ALL THAT
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Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told.
Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people
that there's an invisible man living in the sky who
watches everything you do, every minute of every day.
And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he
does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten
things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and
burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you
to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and
cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you.
He loves you, and He needs money!
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you are against Us in the
fight against tenor.
--GEORGE W. BUSH
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"l was a baseball player in school. I had a good arm, I could
catch anything, but I was having trouble hitting. I would be like, "l
wonder if I'll hit it; just let me hit the ball." And then I went away
for the fall, leamed how to hit, and by my sophomore year I'd
come to the plate and think, "l wonder whele I want to hit the ball,
to the left or right?" Just that little bit of skill and confidence
changed everything. Vikll, I had to treat acting like that I had to
stop going to auditions thinking, "Oh, I hope they like me." I had
to go in thinking I was the answer to their problem. You could feel
the difference in the room immediately.
The greatest lesson I leamed was that sometimes
you have to fake it. And you have to be willing to fail.
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DRIFTS FROM TRUTH
MORE II Will
THOSE THAT SPEAK IT
-George Orwell
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Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to
run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb
enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier
jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced
benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that
disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now
they're coming for your Social Security money. They
want your fuckin' retirement money. They want it back
so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall
Street, and you know something? They'll get it. They'll
get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this
fuckin' place. It's a big club and you ain't in it. You and I
are not in The big club."
-George Carlin
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Eve" war when it comes, or before it comes, is represented not as a
war but as an act of self-defense against a homicidal maniac.
In our time political speech and writing are largely the defense of the
indefensible
But if thought cormpts language, language can also conupt thought.
All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes
invariably from people who are not fighting.
Political language... is designed to make lies sound tmthftl and
murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure
War against a foreign country only happens when the moneyed
classes think they are going to profit from it.
Nationalism is power hunger tempered by self-deception.
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. (On the manipulation of language for political ends.)
We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duo' of intelligent men.
If libelty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.
In times of miversal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act
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POSSESS A SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY
GEORGE ORWELL
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someone can take them
away- They're privileges.
That's all we've ever had in
this country: a bill of
temporary privileges. And if
you read the news, even
badly, you know that the list
gets shorter and shorter. "
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all failures come from
people who have a
habit of making
excuses.
Georoe Washington Carver
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men of good quality if
you esteem your own
reputation; for 'tis
better to be alone than
in bad company."
GEORGE
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know about n and
women';
crazy,GtX ar tupid.
And the main reason
worpen are crazy is that
men are stupid."
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THE SEVEN COMMANDMENTS
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal.
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TO RIGHTLY
GOVERN A
NATION
WITHOUT
GOD AND
THE BIBLE.
GEORGE WASHINGTON
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about men and women:
Women are crazy, men are stupid.
And the main reason
women are crazy is
that men are stupid.
-George Carlin
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look back
unless it is to
derive useful
lessons from
past errors,
and for the
purpose of
profiting by
dearly bought
experience.
— George Washington
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I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I'm an American — you know,
you grow.
You caNt fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.
If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball
team, who did they play?
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's importantto remember
that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best
policy.
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then Pd have to
say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.
There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are
seven you can't say on television. What a ratio that is! 399,993 to 7.
They must really be baaaad. They must be OUTRAGEOUS to be
separated from a group that large. "All of you words over here, you
seven.. ..baaaad words." That's what they told us, right? ...You
know the seven, don't ya? That you can't say on TV? Shit, piss, fuck,
cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.
The very existence of flamethrowers prcwes that sometime,
somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to
set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough
to get the job done."
The reason I talk to myself is
because I'm the only one
whose answers I accept.
Just when I discovered the
meaning of life, they changed
Weather forecast for tonight:
Dark. Continued dark
overnight, with widely
scattered light by morning.
'fit requires a uniform, it's a
worthless endeavor.
If you live long enough, sooner
or later everybody you know
has cancer.
You know the good part about
all those executions in Texas?
Fewer Texans.
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THE PETTY THINGS
AND DON'T PET
THE SWEATY THINGS
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I LIVE BY...
MY FIRST RULE,
I DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING
THE GOVERNMENT TELLS ME.
Jip
- George Carlin
THE GOVERNMENT LIES
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screwing for virginity.
George Carlin
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read. Teach them to question what
they read. Teach them to question
everything.
George Carlin
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got the monkey
off your back
doesn't mean
the circus has
left town.
- George Carlin
Mav 12, 1931- June 22, 2008
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ignorant citizens,
you're gonna get
selfish, ignorant
leaders.
—George Carlin
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taken mg, then dumb and
silent oe maq be led, like
sheep to the slaughter,"
— George Washington
Today your freedoms are being slowly
removed, what are you doing to stop it?
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you are against us in the
fight against terror.
--GEORGEW.BUSH
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to read..
Teach them to question
what they read.
Teach them to question
Everything!
- George Carlin
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A MANIS SUCCESS
by how high he climbs
BUT
HOW HIGH HE
BOUNCES
WHEN HE HITS BOTTOM
• S. PATTON JR,
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THAT ARE & ASK, WHY?
SOME PEOPLE DREAM OF THINGS
THAT NEVER WERE & ASK, WHY NOT?
SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO
GO TO WORK & DON'T HAVE
TIME FOR ALL THAT
CeeAge Callin
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cigar, a good meal, a
good cigar and a good
woman - or a bad
woman; it depends on
how much happiness
you can handle. "
George Burns
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too much, spend too
recklessly, laugh too little,
drive too fast, get too angry/
Stay up too late, get up too
tired, read too little, watch TV
too much. We have multiplied
our possessions but reduced
our values. We talk too much,
love too seldom, and hate too
often. We've leamed how to
make a living but not a life.
We've added years to life, not
life to years."
- George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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language
is designed
to make Lies
/ sound Truthful
and
Murder
respectable
- George Orwell,
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RIGHT TO TELL
PEOPLE WHAT THEY
DO NOT WANT TO
HEAR.
George Orwell
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1903-1950
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make the argument that we can never cut
defense but we can cut education. Who the fuck
is going to invade the US? Really? Really? Use
your fucking heads! The only country that could
invade America is America! We can afford to cut
defense; can't afford to cut education. We cut
education, in 50 years, we'll be so stack with
idiots with shitty jobs that we won't have enough
money to pay for defense!"
- George Carlin.
"Playin• with Your Head," 1986
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language
is designed
to make Lies
sound Truthful
and
Murder
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- George Onvell,
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SHOOTING."
GEORGE ORWELL
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imagines itself to be
more intelligent than
the one that went
before it, and wiser
than the one that
comes after it."
George Orwell
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I mean, life is tpuöh*h takes up a lot of your time. What do
you get at thegld *it? Death! What's that, a bonus?
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get it out of the way}
kwards. You should die first,
ou live in an old age home.
et kicked out when you're too young,
you get a gold watch, you go to work.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy
your You party, you get ready for high school.
You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play,
you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby,
you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months
floating...
.and you finish off as an orgasm.
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THE TRUTH IS A REVOLUTIONARY ACT."
GEORGE ORWELL
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American Christian from every
other person on earth is the fact
that he would rather die on his
feet, than live on his knees!"
æGeorge Washington
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Freedom is
Slavery.
Ignorance is
Strength. "
—George Orwell
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too much, spend too
recklessly, laugh too little,
drive too fast, get too angry,
stay up too late, get up too
tired, read too little, watch TV
too much. We have multiplied
our possessions but reduced
our values. We talk too much,
love too seldom, and hate too
often. We've learned how to
make a living but not a life.
We've added years to life, not
life to years."
- George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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cigar, a good meal, a
good cigar and a good
woman - or a bad
woman; it depends on
how much happiness
you can handle. "
George Burns
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My role models were childless: Virginia Woolf, Jane Austen, George Eliot, the Brontes. Votes: 4
Joyce Carol OatesI am only an average man but, by George, I work harder at it than the average man. Votes: 4
Theodore RooseveltGeorge, it's impossible to correct a defective reality-orientation overnight. Votes: 3
Ursula K. Le GuinIf journalism were a religious order, George Orwell would be its patron saint. Votes: 3
Janadas DevanSt George won 11 premierships with one Raper, imagine how Canterbury will go with 13. Votes: 3
Darren LockyerI always carry my classic black-and-white tux and custom-made George Esquivel saddle shoes. Votes: 3
Janelle MonaePeople in Indiana have known me for 25 years. They've known George Bush four. Votes: 3
John MellencampGeorge Bush has shown great skill at disguising an incredibly weak foreign policy. Votes: 3
Brad ShermanShouldn't you know what love's like, before you begin renouncin' it" George Cooper Votes: 3
Tamora PierceGeorge Herbert Walker Bush. He was a pretty-pretty great President and anything but. Votes: 3
Mitt RomneyI think George Washington owned guns. I've never seen any contradiction with that. Votes: 3
Hunter S. ThompsonThe reason I'm a Yankee is that George Steinbrenner out hustled everybody else. Votes: 3
Reggie JacksonGeorge Bush's political, intellectual and other shortcomings cannot be restricted to one sentence. Votes: 3
Emilio BotinThe die-hard opinions of George III couched in the language of Edmund Burke. Votes: 3
Stanley BaldwinI've forgotten more about national security than George W. Bush will ever learn. Votes: 3
Wesley ClarkDude, this transcends politics. George W. Bush is wiping his ass with the Constitution. Votes: 3
Kenneth EadeThank George Michael for your radical activism in the LGBTQ community! Love you always! Votes: 3
Miley CyrusThe real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs. Votes: 3
Sandra BernhardIf 'little George Dubya Bush' wins, we are going to apply for Canadian citizenship. Votes: 3
Eddie VedderGeorge Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night. Votes: 3
Peter O'TooleThis country was the moral leader of the world until George Bush became president. Votes: 3
Howard DeanFred and George turned to each other and said together, "Wow " we're identical! Votes: 3
J. K. RowlingFairy tales only happen in movies." -George Melies from The Invention of Hugo Cabret Votes: 3
Brian SelznickGeorge W. Bush did an incredible job in the presidency, defending us from freedom. Votes: 3
Rick PerryGeorge Harrison is one of the sweetest, kindest and most considerate men I know. Votes: 3
Al Aronowitz[George Michael] is a great songwriter and he makes very classy videos, like me. Votes: 3
Madonna CicconeDavid Bowie and Boy George created a safely contained theatrical expression of gay style. Votes: 3
Lance LoudImmigration reform almost happened under President George W. Bush. Twice. And it was comprehensive. Votes: 3
Mark McKinnonAnyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids. Votes: 3
Hal SparksGeorge W. Bush will surely deserve that woolliest of all peace prizes, the Nobel. Votes: 3
Joe KleinI find George Bush and Dick Cheney frightening, Donald Rumsfeld and John Ashcroft frightening. Votes: 3
Barbra StreisandHowever, I never thought that [George W.] Bush himself was, in any sense, "evil." Votes: 3
Nat HentoffI don't want to satirise George Bush and his puppeteers, I want to vaporise them. Votes: 3
Tom LehrerPatriotism does not mean giving blind loyalty and a blank check to George W. Bush. Votes: 3
Jello BiafraMy relationship with George Steinbrenner was great. He was the boss, and I accepted that. Votes: 3
Joe TorreI thought I was God's gift to mankind and the greatest Irishman since George Best. Votes: 3
James NesbittAmong living artists, George Condo may be the most embraced by the powers that be. Votes: 3
Jerry SaltzYou can make jokes but [ George Clooney] is everything that anyone's ever said about him. Votes: 3
John KrasinskiIf [George] Zimmerman had been arrested for domestic violence, Trayvon Martin might still be alive. Votes: 3
Gloria SteinemAll Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson. Votes: 3
Andy BorowitzI think George W. Bush's personality was overwhelmingly shaped in negative ways by his upbringing. Votes: 3
Ralph NaderFightin' George Foreman is like being in the street with an eighteen-wheeler comin' at you. Votes: 3
Joe FrazierYes, I travel in unusual circles. George Osborne and his wife Frances are my cousins. Votes: 3
Daryl HallThroughout the greater part of his life George III was a kind of 'consecrated obstruction'. Votes: 3
Walter BagehotMy dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett. Votes: 3
Al FrankenRees's First Law of Quotations: When in doubt, ascribe all quotations to George Bernard Shaw. Votes: 3
Nigel ReesIt is my personal plan to assassinate by pistol either Richard Nixon or George Wallace. Votes: 3
Arthur BremerGeorge W. Bush has gathered around him upper-crust C-students who know no history or geography. Votes: 3
Kurt VonnegutSix days after 9/11 George W. Bush visited a mosque and said quote, "Islam is peace." Votes: 3
Wolf BlitzerSaint George and the Dragon!-Bonny Saint George for Merry England!-The castle is won! Votes: 3
Walter ScottGeorge Orwell is a pinnacle writer, for his combination of moral insight and literary writing. Votes: 3
Atul GawandeI like the George Romero films, which were really great, social satire movies; really twisted. Votes: 3
John CusackNobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush. Votes: 3
David CrossI can't imagine I'll be the new George Clooney. That's not really on the cards. Votes: 3
Peter CapaldiGeorge Brett could roll out of bed on Christmas morning and hit a line drive. Votes: 3
John SchuerholzGeorge Lucas puts those types of characters in for the kids. Same with Jar Jar. Votes: 3
Peter Mayhew[George W.] Bush's presidency was one of the great nightmares of my life to date. Votes: 3
Alexander WeinsteinI bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.' Votes: 3
Will RogersI can't imagine I'll be the new George Clooney. That's not really in the cards. Votes: 3
Peter CapaldiPeople recognise me and come up to me sometimes, but I'm not like George Clooney. Votes: 3
Seth RogenI'd love to play a femme fatale. And I wouldn't mind working with George Clooney. Votes: 3
Laurie HoldenGeorge Wendt is a saint. And one of the finest American actors that we have. Votes: 3
Max GreenfieldGeorge Jones was my all-time favorite singer and one of my favorite people in the world. Votes: 3
Dolly PartonIs this year over yet? Too many people are passing away. Rest In Peace, George Michael. Votes: 3
William ShatnerI think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin's death as George Zimmerman was. Votes: 3
Geraldo RiveraThe Mars Polar Lander has been quieter than George W. Bush after a foreign policy question. Votes: 3
David LettermanThere is a visceral dislike of George Bush, and it's going to bring these guys together. Votes: 3
Terry McAuliffeGeorge W. Bush made the agreement about when American troops would leave Iraq, not Barack Obama. Votes: 3
Hillary ClintonTom Hanks has taken George Clooney's place as the big-hitter driving a lot of liberal causes. Votes: 3
Bill O'ReillyI think there's no doubt that George Washington was the most important American to this time. Votes: 3
Kevin GutzmanYou think the world was shocked when Nixon resigned? Wait till I whup George Foreman's behind. Votes: 3
Muhammad AliIt is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. Votes: 3
Vincent CanbyMy diplomatic position will not consist of going and kneeling down in front of George Bush. Votes: 3
Segolene RoyalGeorge Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil. Votes: 3
Patton OswaltGeorge theThird Ought never to have occurred. One can only wonder At so grotesque a blunder. Votes: 3
E. C. BentleyIf ignorance goes to forty dollars a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. Votes: 3
Jim HightowerHe fucked my wife!" George wailed"He ruined my life!""Your wife was a goddamn whore! Votes: 3
Barry LygaAnd please don't call me that." I didn't call you 'that', I called you George Washington. Votes: 3
Trenton Lee StewartBy George!" cried the inspector. "How did you ever see that?" Because I looked for it. Votes: 3
Arthur Conan DoyleGeorge W. cares as much about climate change as you would expect from a Texas oilman Votes: 3
Donella MeadowsThe language Mr. Obama uses is refreshingly different from that of his predecessor, George W. Bush. Votes: 3
Mir-Hossein MousaviGeorge Harrison's passing was really sad, but it does make the afterlife seem much more attractive. Votes: 3
Michael PalinWhen you talk about George Burns you're talking about a living legend . . . well, a legend, anyhow. Votes: 3
Don RicklesWhether or not Americans supported George W. Bush, they could not avoid learning about Abu Ghraib. Votes: 3
Rebecca MacKinnonGeorge Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other's work. Votes: 3
Bill CosbyYeah 'ear 'ear," said George, with half a glance at Fred, the corner of whose mouth twitched. Votes: 3
J. K. RowlingGeorge W. Bush, though a president's son, is cast as Reagan's heir even more than his father's. Votes: 3
Nancy GibbsThat was okay [ working with George Clooney]. One of these days I'll work with a good director. Votes: 3
John KrasinskiIt must kill George Bush that John McCain is the most popular and Beloved Republican in America. Votes: 3
Paul BegalaI always thought George Bush was more oblivious than mean, but oblivious can quickly go to mean. Votes: 3
Adam McKayEveryone hooks up with George Clooney. He's a genuinely cool guy. He's using his powers for good. Votes: 3
William H. MacyPart of George R.R. Martins brilliant storytelling is taking the carpet out from under your feet. Votes: 3
Harry LloydPart of George R.R. Martin's brilliant storytelling is taking the carpet out from under your feet. Votes: 3
Harry LloydThe last few months of George Bush's presidency brought Obama and nobody can be happy about that. Votes: 3
Donald TrumpWe survived Nixon and Reagan and George Bush, and so we can survive anything that comes along. Votes: 3
Tommy ChongIf I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. Votes: 3
Donald TrumpAl Gore clearly has the vision... it's a much better vision than that of George W. Bush. Votes: 3
Bill BradleyPeople need to focus on bigger issues instead of whether George Bush is an idiot or not. Votes: 3
Colin GreenwoodI was a choir boy for 3 years in high school at St. George's in Newport, Rhode Island. Votes: 3
Billy BushBut, George and Steven asked me to write the Indiana Jones sequels, and I didn't want to. Votes: 3
Lawrence KasdanHe had taken George, my beloved George, from me. And he had taken my other self: Anne. Votes: 3
Philippa GregoryI never thought I'd say this: what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush. Votes: 3
Bill MaherPope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo. Votes: 3
Paul KrassnerGeorge Gershwin died on July 11, 1937, but I don't have to believe it if I don't want to. Votes: 3
John O'HaraGeorge, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again? Votes: 3
Oscar LevantMy name is not 'The Best Player in Baseball.' My name is George Kenneth Griffey, Jr. Votes: 3
Ken Griffey, Jr.You know no one will ever accuse me as having the same policies as George W. Bush. Votes: 3
Hillary ClintonPoor George [Bush], he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth. Votes: 3
Ann RichardsI'm not George Clooney, so I can't just pick and choose. I take roles where they occur. Votes: 3
Daniel GilliesWhen the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?' Votes: 3
Robin WilliamsI never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush. Votes: 3
Bill MaherGeorge is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk. Votes: 3
Steven WrightI'm a member of the George Jones fan club, and I'm a member of U2's fan club. Votes: 3
Dierks BentleyBe like Curious George, start with a question and look under the yellow hat to find what's there. Votes: 3
James CollinsI would love him to save me a place in his team, George Best that is, not God. Votes: 3
Eric CantonaI've met a handful of presidents, from Jimmy Carter to Bill Clinton to George Bush to Barack Obama. Votes: 3
Jimmie JohnsonThe new CIA torture report is 6 million pages long. It's almost as long as a George Clooney pre-nup. Votes: 3
David LettermanI told Mr. Nader today that a vote for Ralph Nader is really a vote for George Bush. Votes: 3
Barbara LeeGeorge W. Bush is long gone, and with him the idea that 'Israel can do no wrong.' Votes: 3
Edgar Bronfman, Sr.If you think I would have gone to war the way George Bush did, don't vote for me. Votes: 3
John F. KerryWhen your guru gives you a command, you better listen to it. I love everybody. Even George Bush. Votes: 3
Ram DassR.Pattz fever is a lot louder than George Clooney fever. The younger girls are a little louder. Votes: 3
Anna KendrickThe big hang-up was George Bush wanted to get life lines, you know, so he could call somebody. Votes: 3
John F. KerryDo you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? Votes: 3
Steven WrightI loved George Carlin and Dean Martin. I was one of those kids who had every comedy album. Votes: 3
Stephen ColbertGeorge W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if you'll pardon the expression. Votes: 3
Martin SheenGeorge W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if youll pardon the expression. Votes: 3
Martin SheenWhen people ask me who my favorite country singer is, I say, 'You mean besides George Jones?' Votes: 3
Johnny CashI had not read George Eliot, so read a few. I felt ashamed I hadn't read "Middlemarch" before. Votes: 3
Stephen DobynsWe will miss George for his sense of love, his sense of music and his sense of laughter. Votes: 3
Ringo StarrIf a farmer calls me to a sick animal, he couldn't care less if I were George Bernard Shaw. Votes: 3
James HerriotWhen John Kerry and Zell Miller and George Bush can agree on an issue, you know its got legs. Votes: 3
Phil BredesenAl Gore has dedicated his life to detail. George W. Bush has not. He's the first to admit it. Votes: 3
Peter JenningsI told Clooney, George, youâre worth $100 million â of course you can afford to be a socialist! Votes: 3
Kevin SorboOnce I started to get older, my father would say, 'You look more like George Harrison than I do' Votes: 3
Dhani HarrisonI didn't care who kissed you first as long as I kissed you last."-George from If We Kiss Votes: 3
Rachel VailI would love to play Bobby in 'Company.' Also, I would love to play George in 'Sunday.' Votes: 3
Josh YoungNow I start my diary of my personal plot to kill by pistol either Richard Nixon or George Wallace. Votes: 3
Arthur BremerI've thought a lot about the world and how George Bush sees the world and it ain't even close. Votes: 3
Dick GephardtWhen John Kerry and Zell Miller and George Bush can agree on an issue, you know it's got legs. Votes: 3
Phil BredesenGeorge Bush says what John Kerry did was noble. Yet he sees him being savaged by his own supporters. Votes: 3
Mark ShieldsWe've had parallel lives. And frankly, I prefer mine to his. I would not like to be George Bush. Votes: 3
Gore VidalI'm so fast I run through a hurricane and not get wet. George Foreman is gonna pay me a dept. Votes: 3
Muhammad AliGeorge Jones may be gone but his music will live on forever. What a great voice and a great friend. Votes: 3
Ray StevensDid you bring me a rat?" "He has no time for rats, George." "No time for rats? That's just sad. Votes: 3
Rick RiordanGeorge W. Bush is so pro-Mexico that if you hit him with a stick prizes would fall out of him. Votes: 3
Argus HamiltonGeorge Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him." Votes: 3
Tom WaitsI can't speak for George, but I pretty damn well know we got fed up of being sidemen for Paul. Votes: 3
John LennonGeorge Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him. Votes: 3
Tom WaitsI ought to of shot that dog myself, George. I shouldn't ought to of let no stranger shoot my dog. Votes: 3
John SteinbeckOne thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a job, but he's not boring. Votes: 3
Barbara BushI am proud to do so for I know that by supporting George W. Bush, I serve my country well. Votes: 3
John McCainLet's be very clear, if you check the F.E.C. records you will see I am supporting George W. Bush Votes: 3
Roger StoneGeorge W. Bush is evil. He is a terrorist. He is evil. He is arrogant. And he is out of control. Votes: 3
Julianne MalveauxMay God bless those who died and bless their families. With regards, George Bush. Votes: 3
George H. W. BushThere is no such thing as luck, merely opportunity meeting preparedness. George S. Patton Jr. Votes: 3
George S. Patton"Yog" is an abbreviation - my real name is Yorgos, which is Greek for George. Votes: 3
George MichaelWe never know what's in us till we stand by ourselves" (George Meredith, ORF) Votes: 3
George MeredithI am George Rogers Clark. You have just become a prisoner of the Commonwealth of Virginia. Votes: 3
George Rogers ClarkThe owner of a local cannabis café told reporters George Clooney was no stranger there. Votes: 3
George ClooneyThey say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds? Votes: 3
George BestThe U.S.S. George H. W. Bush is a great thing in my life. It's amazing. A great honor. Votes: 3
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