Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night. Votes: 2
J. B. SmooveI started running in high school. I found out if you run fast then you can get girls. Votes: 2
Kim CollinsIt's not music you would use to get a girl into bed. If anything, you're going to frighten her off. Votes: 2
David ByrneI tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees. Votes: 2
Rodney DangerfieldYou can't have an all-girl band! They'll get pregnant, and they'll never stay together. Votes: 0
June MillingtonI'm a boots girl. I always wear boots. They only look better when they get dirty. Votes: 0
Sky FerreiraI always get the 'goth girl' thing because I wear black. But I don't worship death. Votes: 0
Fairuza BalkA girl didn't get an athletic scholarship until the fall of 1972 for the very first time. Votes: 0
Billie Jean KingDon't get upset girl, that's how it goes. I don't love you hoes, I'm out the door. Votes: 0
Snoop DoggI'm the walkingest girl around. I like to work at it - really get my heart pounding. Votes: 0
Amy YasbeckYou get paid like a really good call girl. Walking offstage is like the walk of shame. Votes: 0
Billy JoelIf I could get that girl to publish her poetry, the world would change. (On Courtney Love) Votes: 0
Kurt CobainPretty girl and all. Asking. Gotta love that. Stuff of heroes. Don't get the role too often. Votes: 0
Karen Marie MoningIt took me a sleeve of Girl Scout Thin Mints and forty minutes to get over that boy. Votes: 0
John GreenAnd guys, if you exploit a girl, it will come back to get you. That's called 'karma.' Votes: 0
Bill O'ReillyI'm a song-and-dance girl. I can act enough to get by. But that's the limit of my talents. Votes: 0
Betty GrableI am the modern, intelligent, independent-type woman. In other words, a girl who can not get a man. Votes: 0
Shelley WintersIt would be nice to do a movie where I didn't have to choke the girl to get her. Votes: 0
Ray LiottaA girl just asked for SAT scores good enough to get her into Yale. I think she was nine. Votes: 0
Richelle MeadI think every guy and girl would love to get to play Superman at some point in their life. Votes: 0
Matt BomerI think every guy and girl would love to get to play Superman, at some point in their life. Votes: 0
Matt BomerI wish someone would have told me that, just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married. Votes: 0
Marlo ThomasYou know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me. Votes: 0
Roseanne BarrI'm an emotional guy, so I don't have to worry about a girl trying to get me to open up. Votes: 0
Niall HoranI'm a song and dance girl. I can act enough to get by. But that's the limit of my talents. Votes: 0
Betty GrableSingle's fun - you don't have to check in with your girl, but it's not easy. I do get lonely. Votes: 0
Tommy LeeThe easiest way to get laid by a girl, or get rid of her, is to write a song about her. Votes: 0
David CrosbyI pray to God I get inside a girl's head one day and see what in the WORLD they are thinking. Votes: 0
A. J. McLeanI don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that. Votes: 0
Mitch HedbergI'm the girl who will show up in jeans no matter what - but the jeans can get fancier and fancier. Votes: 0
Taylor SchillingI like to think of myself as the girl that no one can get, that no one can keep in their hand Votes: 0
Miley CyrusWhen I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away. Votes: 0
Bill Cosby