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Happy Ualentine•s Day!
Goldfish
VALENTINE'S DAY
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'The distance a goldfish
swims is not controlled
by the bowl."
- Les Coleman
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A piobletn can bereäln
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"WE ALL LIVE IN A TELEVISED GOLDFISH
BOWL."
KINGMAN BREWSTER, JR.
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THE
GOLDFISH
RULE
Win customers that are four times as
valuable as ordinary customers
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goldfish is
drowning..
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Happg Ualentine•s Day!
Goldfish
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Dear Valentine,
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I wasw't
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JUST EMAIL THIS TO MYSELF
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A RECENT SURVEY HAS
SAID THAT 29% OF OWNERS SLEEP WITH
THEIR PETS
ON THE BED. I TRIED IT ONCE,
THE GOLDFISH DIED.
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Going quail hunting is like
saying I'm going fishing,
and going to a goldfish
bowl and going "got it!"
Lewis Black
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NO ONE CAN
FEEL AS HELPLESS
AS THE OWNER
OF A SICK
GOLDFISH.
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. zKin Hübbard
American cartoonist
1868 - 1930
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We all live in a televised goldfish bowl. Votes: 4

Kingman Brewster, Jr.
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I wouldn't mind turning into a vermilion goldfish. Votes: 4

Henri Matisse
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I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl. Votes: 4

Princess Margaret
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I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish. Votes: 4

Lefty Gomez
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. Votes: 4

Kin Hubbard
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I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet. Votes: 4

Paul Rudd
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I can't moan about any of it. I had a great time in the goldfish bowl. Votes: 4

Robert Plant
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In my early career I was like a goldfish. Rejection didn't affect me; I'd just forget how bad it was and keep going back for more. Votes: 4

Emily Watson
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I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys. Votes: 4

Chris Pratt
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One of the downsides of being famous is that folks pay far more attention to you than they should. American celebrities are constantly under surveillance, and every word they say is subject to scrutiny. So, be careful what you wish for if you desire fame. No human being should be a goldfish. Votes: 4

Bill O'Reilly
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A few years ago, the city council of Monza, Italy, barred pet owners from keeping goldfish in curved bowls... saying that it is cruel to keep a fish in a bowl with curved sides because, gazing out, the fish would have a distorted view of reality. But how do we know we have the true, undistorted picture of reality? Votes: 4

Stephen Hawking
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Goldfish are flowers ... flowers that move. Votes: 3

Han Suyin
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Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup-they all die. So do we. Votes: 3

Robert Fulghum
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Goldfish have no memory, I guess their lives are much like mine. And the little plastic castle is a surprise everytime. Votes: 3

Ani DiFranco
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There were hints of sunrise on the rim of the sky, yet it was still dark, and the traces of morning color were like goldfish swimming in ink. Votes: 3

Truman Capote
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I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose, Drinking fresh mango juice. Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes. Fun fun fun in the sun sun sun. Fun fun fun in the sun sun sun. Votes: 3

Howard Goodall
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What's Your Purple Goldfish? busts a myth and reveals a simple truth about customer service. Stan uncovers the recipe for creating signature added value that increases customer satisfaction and drives positive word of mouth. Votes: 3

Barry Moltz
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Is there no Villain in this World who doth not regard himself as a poor abus'd Innocent, no She-Wolf who doth not think herself a Lamb, no Shark who doth not fancy that she is a Goldfish? Votes: 3

Erica Jong
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Be an electric eel in a goldfish pond! Votes: 2

Sark
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There is a natural hootchy-kootchy motion to a goldfish. Votes: 2

Walt Disney
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I was the goldfish that leapt out of the bowl. Votes: 2

Paula Fox
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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish Votes: 2

Chevy Chase
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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. Votes: 2

Chevy Chase
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A goldfish is reason enough for living, if someone needs a reason. Votes: 2

Mason Cooley
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I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl. Votes: 2

Ozzy Osbourne
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I hate reality shows like Big Brother and I'm A Celebrity. I'd rather watch a goldfish bowl. Votes: 2

Janet Street-Porter
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A loach can't emulate a goldfish. Because of my looks, the public support rating for us won't rise. Votes: 2

Yoshihiko Noda
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If you have any interests you can gain a wider audience for those interests while the goldfish bowl is yours! Votes: 2

Eleanor Roosevelt
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When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it. Votes: 2

Alan Alda
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Performers are the neediest people in the world. Unless you've been in that goldfish bowl - nobody can judge unless they've worn those shoes. Votes: 2

Olivia Hussey
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Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl, except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish. Votes: 2

Graham Taylor
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As a person with the retentive mental capacity of a goldfish and a dislike of repetition, I frequently make use of the thesaurus built into my Microsoft Word U.K. Software. Votes: 2

Meg Rosoff
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When I was a teenager, I wanted to be a portrait painter. As I got to be older, I realized that as a portrait painter I wouldn't be able to support a goldfish. Votes: 2

Fred Gwynne
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People aim for the stars, and they end up like goldfish in a bowl. I wonder if it wouldn't be simpler just to teach children right from the start that life is absurd. Votes: 2

Muriel Barbery
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In the next shot the cameras zoomed to the fiancee who noticed the lights in the Czarina's room go out and the camera then turned to the pond where two goldfish were making love. Votes: 2

Pola Negri
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I have pets, but they're the really ordinary sort - yellow Labrador, tabby cat, white rabbit, a few goldfish - that kind of stuff. Nothing very... extravagant or unusual or exotic, but I find, in terms of inspiration, Mother Nature is just it. Votes: 2

Graeme Base
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The average human attention span was 12 seconds in 2000 and 8 seconds in 2013. A drop of 33%. The scary part is that the attention span of a goldfish was 9 seconds, almost 13% more than us humans. That's why it's getting tougher by the day to get people to turn the page. Maybe we writers ought to try writing for goldfish! Votes: 2

Ashwin Sanghi
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Give me books, fruit, French wine and fine weather and a little music out of doors, played by someone I do not know. I admire lolling on a lawn by a water-lilied pond to eat white currants and see goldfish: and go to the fair in the evening if I'm good. There is not hope for that -one is sure to get into some mess before evening. Votes: 2

John Keats
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If beer got any lighter you could raise goldfish in it. Votes: 0

Jerry Adler
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The distance a goldfish swims is not controlled by the bowl. Votes: 0

Les Coleman
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Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish. Votes: 0

Rick Riordan
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Tony Fernandes is in that goldfish bowl and he's swimming against the tide. Votes: 0

Niall Quinn
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Clary's mother apparently reguarded him as about as sexually threatening as a goldfish. Votes: 0

Cassandra Clare
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Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London? Votes: 0

Louis C. K.
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I have the financial morals of a goldfish, I can resist everything but temptation. Votes: 0

Ruth St. Denis
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We have a puppy named Lucy... two cats... goldfish... and Louis, our lop earred rabbit. Votes: 0

Julia Barr
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Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody. Votes: 0

Phyllis Diller
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Life isn't fair. Fair is somewhere you go to ride the dodgems and win a goldfish. (from Rush of Blood) Votes: 0

Mark Billingham
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places to hunt places to hide are getting harder to find, and pet canaries and goldfish too, did you notice that? Votes: 0

Charles Bukowski
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Who's he seeing now then?""No idea. They're like funfair goldfish; no point giving them names, they never last that long. Votes: 0

David Nicholls
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Like a fish needs a bicycle. A goldfish riding a bicycle underwater. I need a man like a fish needs a bicycle. Votes: 0

Irina Dunn
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me giving my mom romantic advice is kind of like a goldfish giving a snail advice on how to fly.” -Will Grayson (pg. 66) Votes: 0

David Levithan
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I grew up around animals [seven horses, dogs and now a pet goldfish named Leila] and I'm rebelling against them not having a natural existence. Votes: 0

Isabel Lucas
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When my sister and I were growing up, she was made out to be the goody-goody one. I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl. Votes: 0

Princess Margaret
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Modern Americans are so exposed, peered at, inquired about, and spied upon as to be increasingly without privacy--members of a ;naked society and denizens of a goldfish bowl. Votes: 0

Edward V. Long
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Starlets were always turning up dead in people's pools. They fished them out like goldfish. Nobody seemed to find it unusual that so many young, beautiful women wanted to die. Votes: 0

Jonathan Rosen
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As a person with the retentive mental capacity of a goldfish and a dislike of repetition, I frequently make use of the thesaurus built into my Microsoft Word U.K. Software. Votes: 0

Hans Rosling
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So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is." Votes: 0

Tim Vine
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I've watched goldfish make babies, and ants execute earwigs. I've seen a fly deliver live young while having its head eaten by a mantis. And I had a golden retriever behave like one. Votes: 0

N.D. Wilson
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One of the women at the clinic had remarked dryly that Harrow's personal magnetism not only affected men, women and children but also extended to armoires, assorted chairs and the nearby goldfish in a bowl. Votes: 0

Lisa Kleypas
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Everything in the universe is everything else. A man is a killer is a saint is a monkey is a cockroach is a goldfish is a whale, and the Devil is just the angel who asked for More.

Craig Clevenger
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You never have a normal family relationship in the White House; it's an impossible thing to have. You live in a goldfish bubble, and you snatch what you can for a personal life, but you never have a normal, natural existence.

Eleanor Roosevelt
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It made him feel indispensable and needed - even if the fact that Jocelyn didn't appear to care wheather he slept in her daughter's bed or not did underscore that Clary's mother apparently regarded him as about sexually threatening as a goldfish.

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