My charity is called 'Grand Kids.' People keep thinking it's 'Grandkids.' Votes: 4
Curtis GrandersonI've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots! Votes: 4
Michael LandonSarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina! Votes: 2
George LopezForget about writing to Penthouse. This one was going to be a story for their grandkids. Votes: 0
Suzanne BrockmannI always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain. Votes: 0
Gene PerretAnd one day our grandkids will ask us, 'What was it like to be a minority?' Votes: 0
Christy HaubeggerNow, there's just so much imagery. Imagine what our grandkids are going to be able to see of us? Votes: 0
FeistOne day,I might be able to tell my grandkids I interviewed the last president of the United States. Votes: 0
Stephen ColbertAll right. Let's give you something to tell your grandkids about. Or great-grandkids. Or great-great-grandkids." I snort with glee, delirious with excitement. Charlie winks and pours me another finger's worth of whiskey. Then, on second thought, he tips the bottle again. I reach out and grab its neck. "Better not," I say. "Don't want to get tipsy and break a hip. Votes: 2 Sara Gruen