Quotes about Herpes

One time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident. Herpes. Votes: 4

Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle. Votes: 3

Yes, he's like a rash for which there's no cure. It only goes away for a bit before returning unexpectedly to ruin every pleasurable experience. He should have been named Herpes rather than ZT. Or maybe just Herpes Z, since he's a very special irritant. (Arik) Votes: 3

Kissing's no fun when you have herpes Votes: 2

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. Votes: 2

I'm kinda like herpes, I just keep coming back. Votes: 2

Participation trophies are the soul herpes of a generation. Votes: 2

E-mails are the new herpes: You never get rid of them. Votes: 2

I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. Votes: 2

Why is it beautiful that humanity keeps coming back? So does herpes. Votes: 2

Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships. Votes: 2

Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes. Votes: 2

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it. Votes: 2

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. Votes: 2

I was thinking about picking up kayaking, but I didn't want anyone to think I had herpes. Votes: 2

I am a player in life, not an observer. I look at herpes the way you look at a scraped knee. Votes: 2

My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well! Votes: 2

Pot is to narcotics what herpes is to social diseases; it doesn't count cos it's not really dangerous and it's too easy to get. Votes: 2

The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. Votes: 2

I think the philosophy in our public schools, and many other institutions today, is that a dose of God is more hazardous to your health than a dose of herpes or drugs. Votes: 2

...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored. Votes: 2

You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees. Votes: 2

...pretty much everyone hates high school. It's a measure of your humanity, I suspect. If you enjoyed high school, you were probably a psychopath or a cheerleader. Or possibly both. Those things aren't mutually exclusive, you know. I've tried to block out the memory of my high school years, but no matter how hard you try, it's always with you, like an unwanted hitchhiker. Or herpes. I assume... Votes: 2

Los Angeles is like San Diego's older, uglier sister that has herpes. Votes: 0

Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list. Votes: 0

Fundamentalists never wonder why, if herpes is sent by "god" to scourge "adulterers," whooping cough and measles weren't purposely created to lambaste children Votes: 0

Can you ever "solve" poverty? Can you ever "solve" crime? Can you ever "solve" disease, unemployment, war, or any other societal herpes? Hell no. Votes: 0

You," Madeline said, her voice hollow and wheezing, "are like a bad case of herpes, wizard. You're inconvenient, embarassing, no real threat, and you simply will not go away. Votes: 0

Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but gold paint. That’s a unique way to cover up herpes. Votes: 0

Whenever I’m about to have sex with a girl, I play it smart and just automatically assume she has herpes; because that way I don’t have to tell her about my herpes. Votes: 0