Hockey is the only job I know where you get paid to have a nap on the day of the game. Votes: 5
Chico ReschHockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. Votes: 4
Bob PlagerMatt Cooke may be the worst fighter in the history of the National Hockey League. Votes: 3
Dave NonisHockey is the only place where a guy can go nowadays and watch two white guys fight. Votes: 3
Frank DefordHockey is my life and money is money. If you think about money, you stop playing hockey. Votes: 3
Alexander OvechkinHockey is like a religion in Montreal. You're either a saint or a sinner; there's no in-between. Votes: 3
Patrick RoyHockey is my favorite because I'm from Michigan. I used to figure-skate and root for the Red Wings. Votes: 3
Jana KramerHockey is my life, you know. If I do not play hockey, I do not know what I do. Votes: 3
Alexander OvechkinHe was yelling pretty urgently. There's different pitches of yell and he was screaming. Votes: 2
Jarome IginlaThat's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my (expletive) clothes. Votes: 2
Stu GrimsonThe greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. Votes: 0
Donald Stewart CherryHe's a gritty hockey player, he's got good vision, he's an intelligent player. Votes: 0
John MucklerI love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. Votes: 0
Jeremy LondonThe three important elements in hockey are: the forecheck, the backcheck and the paycheck. Votes: 0
Gilbert PerreaultI went to an all-girls private school, where we played field hockey and lacrosse. Votes: 0
Nicole Ari ParkerThere were no women's players I knew of. I didn't even know women's hockey existed. Votes: 0
Angela RuggieroI was a multi-millionaire from playing hockey. Then I got divorced, and now I'm a millionaire. Votes: 0
Bobby HullWait'll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners. Votes: 0
Robert OrbenIt [Socialism] was a kind of political hockey played by big, gaunt, dyspeptic girls in pants. Votes: 0
Mary McCarthyYou learn by playing a great team, and I'm talking about character things, not hockey technique. Votes: 0
Paul CoffeyAnd if I want to get involved in choosing sides, I usually pick hockey or football. Votes: 0
Dierks BentleyI can remember hockey. It was my life, my passion. It's what I love the most. Votes: 0
Wayne GretzkyOne of the great rules of hockey is: On the Stanley Cup, all germs are healthy. Votes: 0
George VecseyBut if kids take up things like hockey and football they will go back to it. Votes: 0
Daley ThompsonI played 15 years of hockey, and I got more injured doing two weeks of cheer camp. Votes: 0
Eric Christian OlsenAnd people who know me would tell you that away from hockey I'm really not that competitive. Votes: 0
Wayne GretzkyYou have Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan... and Mario Lemieux. He's the best in hockey, in my opinion. Votes: 0
Kordell StewartPeople would say, 'Girls don't play hockey. Girls don't skate.' I would say, 'Watch this.' Votes: 0
Hayley WickenheiserCanadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. Votes: 0
Brett HullIn a weird way, [hockey] is like church and therapy and exercise all rolled up into one. Votes: 0
Michael VartanA puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another. Votes: 0
Jimmy CannonI'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. Votes: 0
Ryan ReynoldsThe Canadian franchises and Canada as a market for NHL hockey has always been a priority for us. Votes: 0
Gary BettmanI never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. Votes: 0
Bobby OrrWhy do Canadians like to do it doggie style? So they can both keep watching the hockey game Votes: 0
Norm CrosbyI am for hockey. I find I should like to hit something with a stick. -Gemma Doyle Trilogy Votes: 0
Libba BrayI grew up playing field hockey and lacrosse - prep school sport - and I was terrible at them. Votes: 0
Julie BowenSometimes people ask, 'Are hockey fights real?' I say, 'If they weren't, I'd get in more of them. Votes: 0
Wayne GretzkyThe difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: At some point, a pit bull does stop whining. Votes: 0
Bill MaherThis fastest of all games [hockey] has become almost as much of a national svmbol as the maple leaf. Votes: 0
Lester B. PearsonI'm back in Boston. I own an outdoor deck hockey rink, and I own a boxing gym here also. Votes: 0
Micky WardI think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. Votes: 0
Mark MessierIt's not a sport you get famous at. If I wanted to be famous, I would have stuck with hockey. Votes: 0
Eric HeidenI wondered how a man ever got an English girl into bed. What did they do with her hockey stick? Votes: 0
James A. MichenerI wish I were a character actor. Of course, if I played hockey without a mask, I could become one Votes: 0
Michael VartanI guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team. Votes: 0
Al YankovicI like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. Votes: 0
Steven PinkerWe don't want you at the rink, we don't want you in the stadium, we don't want you to watch hockey, Votes: 0
Jeremy RoenickField hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. Votes: 0
Emma WatsonI play hockey in a pickup league. I grew up playing, so it's nice to get on the ice whenever I can. Votes: 0
Robbie AmellWhen I was shooting Drive Me Crazy, I wanted to go out with the rest of the cast and stay up late and play air hockey. I just wanted to have fun. Votes: 3 Melissa Joan Hart
Its an honor to be chosen to represent the best hockey game in the world,... Hockey fans are looking for the most authentic experience and NHL 2K6 delivers it. Votes: 3 Brian Boitano
If you're dating the quarterback and then you go out with the hockey player, you just go to the hockey games. I don't think I'll still go to the football games. Votes: 3 Nicolle Wallace
I went to an all-girls private school, where we played field hockey and lacrosse. Votes: 4 Nicole Ari Parker
I wasn't scared (during his first at-bat). I just told them (Mo Vaughn & Kevin Mitchell') to give me all that hockey equipment (forearm pad & shin guard respectively). Votes: 3 Roger Clemens
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. Votes: 2 Brett Hull
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. Votes: 4 Rodney Dangerfield
I didn't realize the connection between the mullet and success. For sure, you have to have a little bit of hockey hair - a little bit of flow, as they say. A lot of guys have fun with their hockey hair, so I'll try to keep it a little long. Votes: 3 Sidney Crosby
I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. Votes: 2 Sarah Palin
A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be. Votes: 4 Wayne Gretzky
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. Votes: 2 Gordie Howe
The only other time I can recall my dad getting upset at me was when I missed a hockey practice. My parents were away, so my buddy and I decided to skip it. I never told my dad about it, but he found out from the coach. Votes: 3 Mike Weir
I don't like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don't like them crossing one another, and I kind of have them hidden in the corner. I put baby powder on the ends. I think it's essentially a matter of taking care of what takes care of you. Votes: 2 Wayne Gretzky