Quotes about Horse

I come from the school of That Horse is Not Dead. Votes: 4

Dog lovers hate to clean out kennels. Horse lovers like cleaning stables. Votes: 4

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. Votes: 4

All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife. Votes: 4

A horse never runs so fast as when he has other horses to catch up and outpace. Votes: 4

Horse racing is animated roulette. Votes: 3

Horse racing is waning in popularity. Votes: 3

Horse is fine. I'll ride a horse. Votes: 3

Your Horse is a mirror to your soul. Votes: 3

Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb Votes: 3

My horses are my friends, not my slaves. Votes: 3

War Horse' was all flat caps and thick trousers. Votes: 3

Ride the horse in the direction that it's going. Votes: 3

Custer had dead heroes. Crazy Horse had only live ones. Votes: 3

No one can teach riding so well as a horse. Votes: 3

'Horse thunder' is what I call the sound of galloping hooves. Votes: 3

No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle. Votes: 3

I've done work for hire. I've worked for DC and Dark Horse. Votes: 3

He that drinks his Cyder alone, let him catch his Horse alone. Votes: 3

Horse sense is the instinct that keeps horses from betting on men. Votes: 3

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led. Votes: 3

At my door the Pale Horse stands to carry me to unknown lands. Votes: 3

Crazy Horse saw history as integrated in the present, incorporated into daily life. Votes: 3

What is compelling with 'War Horse' is the jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring craftsmanship in this movie. Votes: 3

I love 'Crazy Horse,' and Neil Young is one of my favorite guitar players. Votes: 3

The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip. Votes: 3

Horse riding is a perfect comparison with singing.You must know where the double fences are. Votes: 3

The bones of the story of 'War Horse' is a love story. That's what makes it universal. Votes: 3

In riding a horse, we borrow freedom. Votes: 2

A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse! Votes: 2

I would travel only by horse, if I had the choice. Votes: 2

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. Votes: 2

A man in passion rides a horse that runs away with him. Votes: 2

You took care of your horse, and your horse took care of you. Votes: 2

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard a horse sing a song. Votes: 2

There is no secret so close as that between a rider and his horse. Votes: 2

God forbid that I should go to any heaven where there are no horses. Votes: 2

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses. Votes: 2

It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts! Votes: 2

The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them. Votes: 2

Love means attention, which means looking after the things we love. We call this stable management. Votes: 2

When you are on a great horse, you have the best seat you will ever have. Votes: 2

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. Votes: 2

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. Votes: 2

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. Votes: 2

The spirited horse, which will try to win the race of its own accord, will run even faster if encouraged. Votes: 2

A horse is a thing of beauty... none will tire of looking at him as long as he displays himself in his splendor. Votes: 2

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' That was a huge bet he made, and it worked. Votes: 2

I have never before, in my long and eclectic career, been gifted with such an abundance of natural beauty as I experienced filming 'War Horse' on Dartmoor. Votes: 2

A horse is the projection of peoples' dreams about themselves - strong, powerful, beautiful - and it has the capability of giving us escape from our mundane existence. Votes: 2

The sport of horse racing which, at its best, showcases the majestic beauty of this animal and the athleticism of jockeys, has reached an alarming level of corruption and exploitation. Votes: 2

I sit astride life like a bad rider on a horse. I only owe it to the horse's good nature that I am not thrown off at this very moment. Votes: 2

He moved like a dancer, which is not surprising; a horse is a beautiful animal, but it is perhaps most remarkable because it moves as if it always hears music. Votes: 2

It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required. Votes: 2

I learned why 'out riding alone' is an oxymoron: An equestrian is never alone, is always sensing the other being, the mysterious but also understandable living being that is the horse. Votes: 2

When I bestride him, I soar, I am a hawk: he trots the air; the earth sings when he touches it; the basest horn of his hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes. Votes: 2

Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon. Votes: 2

All equestrians, if they last long enough, learn that riding in whatever form is a lifelong sport and art, an endeavor that is both familiar and new every time you take the horse out of his stall or pasture. Votes: 2

I always loved to gamble. I never got close to a horse. Fate dealt me a terrible blow when it gave me a good horse the first time out. I thought how easy this is. Now I love being around them. Votes: 2

When I wrote the eight fairy tales that appear in 'Horse, Flower, Bird' I was working toward a completely new form of artistic expression, trying to create a new kind of tale that also felt vintage: innocent and childlike, but haunted. I tried to write a picture-less picture book. Votes: 2

Every kid has a toy that they believe is their best friend, that they believe communicates with them, and they imagine it being alive, their toy horse or car or whatever it is. Stop-motion is the only medium where we literally can make a toy come to life, an actual object. Votes: 2

With horses, familiarity breeds comfort. If you haven't been around horses for a while (or ever), the best thing to do is to go to the racetrack, a horse show, a rodeo, or some other horsey activity, and watch the horses. Familiarize yourself with the way they move and behave themselves. Votes: 2

Today we often think that before we start living a religious life we have first to accept the creedal doctrines and that before one can have any comprehension of the loyalty and trust of faith, one must first force one's mind to accept a host of incomprehensible doctrines. But this is to put the cart before the horse. Votes: 2

I grew up in New Mexico, and the older I get, I have less need for contemporary culture and big cities and all the stuff we are bombarded with. I am happier at my ranch in the middle of nowhere watching a bug carry leaves across the grass, listening to silence, riding my horse, and being in open space. Votes: 2

One of the best pieces of advice I ever got was from a horse master. He told me to go slow to go fast. I think that applies to everything in life. We live as though there aren't enough hours in the day but if we do each thing calmly and carefully we will get it done quicker and with much less stress. Votes: 2

Some days, 24 hours is too much to stay put in, so I take the day hour by hour, moment by moment. I break the task, the challenge, the fear into small, bite-size pieces. I can handle a piece of fear, depression, anger, pain, sadness, loneliness, illness. I actually put my hands up to my face, one next to each eye, like blinders on a horse. Votes: 2

I reached a point towards the end on the old heart where I had trouble getting out of a chair. All I wanted to do was get out of bed in the morning and walk to my office and sit back down in the chair. Now I throw 50 pound bags of horse feed in the back of my pickup truck and I don't even think about it. I'm back doing those things. Votes: 2

The willing horse is always overworked. Votes: 1

I should like to be a horse. Votes: 1

He is called the horse Votes: 0

I'm not a one-trick horse. Votes: 0

Politics: a Trojan horse race. Votes: 0

A short horse is soone currid. Votes: 0

A horse is wonderful by definition. Votes: 0

Continue to spur a running horse. Votes: 0

You cannot kickstart a dead horse Votes: 0

Boot, saddle, to horse, and away! Votes: 0

One horse-laugh is worth ten-thousand syllogisms. Votes: 0

The horse-laugh indicates brutality of character. Votes: 0

A good horse makes short miles. Votes: 0

A horse is simply a horse. Votes: 0

Won't you ride my white horse? Votes: 0

No wife, no horse, no mustache Votes: 0

Home is where my horse is. Votes: 0

O for a horse with wings! Votes: 0

Put it back in the horse! Votes: 0

I am sick as a horse. Votes: 0

I'm a horse of a man! Votes: 0

You peasant swain! You whoreson malt-horse drudge! Votes: 0

Never praise your cider or your horse Votes: 0

While the grass groweth the horse starveth. Votes: 0

Every horse thinks its own pack heaviest. Votes: 0

Couldn't a fire outrun a galloping horse? Votes: 0

Religion needs a baptism of horse sense. Votes: 0

Man was created to complete the horse. Votes: 0

A good horse should be seldom spurred. Votes: 0

The horse does not eat cucumber salad Votes: 0

A scab'd horse cannot abide the comb. Votes: 0

I ride my horse at competition level. Votes: 0

Don't put the cart before the horse. Votes: 0

The grey mare is the better horse. Votes: 0

Black beauty - he's a dark horse. Votes: 0

Don't get on a horse that's moving. Votes: 0

I ended the war a horse ahead. Votes: 0

Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Votes: 0

Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse. Votes: 0

Religion a stalking horse to shoot other foul. Votes: 0

I've married a friggin horse. And he bites. Votes: 0

Honor lies in the mane of a horse. Votes: 0

No offense, but I'd rather kiss the horse. Votes: 0

A young trooper should have an old horse. Votes: 0

Art is a car, kitsch is a horse. Votes: 0

No horse named Morbid ever won a race. Votes: 0

Life is a gift horse in my opinion. Votes: 0

A camel is a horse designed by committee. Votes: 0

Any horse can win on any given day. Votes: 0

To a greedy eating horse a short halter. Votes: 0

Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse. Votes: 0

Truth is no rounder than a horse's eye. Votes: 0

Time cannot be spurred on like a horse. Votes: 0

Generosity is often the stalking horse of control. Votes: 0

Get off your horse and drink your milk. Votes: 0

I love getting paid to ride a horse. Votes: 0

Have you ever had sex with a horse? Votes: 0

Though laughter is allowable, a horse-laugh is abominable. Votes: 0

President Obama is riding the wrong horse on energy. Votes: 0

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! Votes: 0

Yes, I've just bought a new horse, named Jedi. Votes: 0

I too saw the wooden horse blocking the stars. Votes: 0

Body and soul: a horse harnessed beside an ox. Votes: 0

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. Votes: 0

Every job requires a certain riding of a horse. Votes: 0

Industry is a better horse to ride than genius. Votes: 0

Some of my biggest friends are big-time horse owners. Votes: 0

To change your horse you must first change yourself! Votes: 0

You've got to stop whipping a dead horse sometime. Votes: 0

Happiness is only the cart; love is the horse Votes: 0

From a hundred rabbits you can't make a horse. Votes: 0

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. Votes: 0

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. Votes: 0

Wait until you see him up on a horse Votes: 0

A jade eates as much as a good horse. Votes: 0

A man in a passion, rides a mad horse. Votes: 0

You look like a horse in a man costume Votes: 0

Bring me a horse and I am yours forever Votes: 0

Chuse a horse made, and a wife to make. Votes: 0

He who has far to ride spares his horse. Votes: 0

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. Votes: 0

I whisper like the sea in the horse's ear. Votes: 0

Everything you do with a horse is a dance, Votes: 0

The horse loves the hound, and I loves both. Votes: 0

A few fly bites cannot stop a spirited horse. Votes: 0

It's good walking with a horse in ones hand. Votes: 0

Let him ride a horse. He's a cowboy ain't he? Votes: 0

The horse never knows I'm there until he needs me. Votes: 0

You can't control a young horse unless you control yourself. Votes: 0

I have two acting styles: with and without a horse. Votes: 0

The cart before the horse is neither beautiful nor useful. Votes: 0

I wish my horse had the speed of your tongue. Votes: 0

Ride your horse calm, forward and then make him straight. Votes: 0

Without knowing this, no man can dress a horse perfectly. Votes: 0

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. Votes: 0

The horse is flesh and blood on a noble scale Votes: 0

Little black horse. Where are you taking your dead rider? Votes: 0

I'm a freakin' artist, man, not a (expletive) race horse. Votes: 0

A pretty girl is certainly comparable to a good horse. Votes: 0

During the rehearsal process I got thrown off the horse. Votes: 0

Once you cross the 50 you feel like an unsaddled horse. Votes: 0

A good horse is the best company in the world. Votes: 0

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. Votes: 0

The fault of the horse is put on the saddle. Votes: 0

You fall off the horse and you get back on. Votes: 0

The white horse of heroin will ride you to hell. Votes: 0

I'm a dark horse, running on a dark race course Votes: 0

The stupider the peasant, the better the horse understands him. Votes: 0

Be wary of the horse with a sense of humor. Votes: 0

Never buy a saddle until you have met the horse. Votes: 0

Nothing made the horse so fat as the king's eye. Votes: 0

The human worker will go the way of the horse. Votes: 0

If one hasn't a horse, one is one's own horse. Votes: 0

I don't play golf, and I'm not into horse racing. Votes: 0

The ear of the bridled horse is in the mouth. Votes: 0

Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away? Votes: 0

The horse thinks one thing and he that rides him another Votes: 0

I love horse racing, I play golf, and I love travelling. Votes: 0

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. Votes: 0

Looking for love is tricky business, like whipping a carousel horse. Votes: 0

Good luck, boss. Don't let'em turn you into horse meat! (Blackjack) Votes: 0

It's a proud horse that will not carry his owne provender. Votes: 0

He thinks posterity is a pack-horse, always ready to be loaded. Votes: 0

A donkey appears to me like a horse translated into Dutch. Votes: 0

Professionally I felt like a horse running in the wrong race. Votes: 0

I tried water polo and my horse drownedthat was a nightmare. Votes: 0

Men would eat horse droppings, if ye served them wi' butter. Votes: 0

The masters eye fattens the horse, and his foote the ground. Votes: 0

They swayed about upon a rocking horse, And thought it Pegasus. Votes: 0

Every time you ride, your either teaching or un-teaching your horse. Votes: 0

Every collectivist revolution rides in on a Trojan horse of EMERGENCY. Votes: 0

The word "Chivalry" is derived from the French Cheval, a horse. Votes: 0

I eat apples whole, seeds and all... yes, like a horse. Votes: 0

I'd sit on a horse and forget I was even sick. Votes: 0

No man ought to looke a given horse in the mouth. Votes: 0

Will is to grace as the horse is to the rider. Votes: 0

Being born in a stable does not make one a horse. Votes: 0

He was Death, and he'd ridden in on a pale horse... Votes: 0

All Mongol women are born to the horse and the bow. Votes: 0

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. Votes: 0

It is good walking when one hath his horse in hand. Votes: 0

If ever the Greeks needed a Trojan horse, it is now. Votes: 0

I have had a horse. Why would I accept a donkey? Votes: 0

In cycling, you can put all your money on one horse. Votes: 0

Hard it is to teach the old horse to amble anew. Votes: 0

The most important thing is to get on the right horse. Votes: 0

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother. Votes: 0

A husband is very much like a house or a horse. Votes: 0

I cannot harness a horse. I am afraid of a cow. Votes: 0

Far back, far back in our dark soul the horse prances. Votes: 0

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view Votes: 0

I like to visit my horse, have a walk with my dog. Votes: 0

I've always said I'm a good horse but I'm still an underdog. Votes: 0

If I'd listened to customers, I'd have given them a faster horse. Votes: 0

A pony is a childhood dream. A horse is an adulthood treasure. Votes: 0

He that drinks his cider alone, let him catch his horse alone. Votes: 0

My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable. Votes: 0

The horse that drawes after him his halter, is not altogether escaped. Votes: 0

When a horse learns to buy martinis, I'll learn to like horses. Votes: 0

The horseman on the pale horse is Pestilence. He follows the wars. Votes: 0

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him. Votes: 0

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer]. Votes: 0

Every time you interact with a horse, you are teaching the horse. Votes: 0

It is surprising how many great men started out as horse thieves. Votes: 0

Kemp-Roth was always a Trojan horse to bring down the top rate. Votes: 0

Blessed, blessed is that body horse which meditates on the Lord God. Votes: 0

I'd been horse-riding a couple of times, but I wasn't that good. Votes: 0

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. Votes: 0

All men have their appointed time; that's something no horse can change. Votes: 0

Better to constantly check in than ride proud on your high horse. Votes: 0

If the work is the horse, a career makes a great cart. Votes: 0

You know, if my life was a horse, I'd shoot it. (Susan) Votes: 0

If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse. Votes: 0

A good horse is a man's best friend in time of danger. Votes: 0

My philosophy is simple: It's a down-home, common, horse-sense approach to things. Votes: 0

A firm hand is one which holds the horse in full contact. Votes: 0

Equestrian art is the perfect understanding and harmony between horse and rider. Votes: 0

I eat like a horse; sometimes I think I must have cancer. Votes: 0

Of the horse I will say nothing because I know the times. Votes: 0

There is no need of spurs when the horse is running away. Votes: 0

Life is a horse: either you ride it or it rides you. Votes: 0

A good horse runs with seeing just the shadow of the whip. Votes: 0

It's no use closing the barn door after the horse is gone. Votes: 0

Never, ever get satisfied; keep the carrot in front of the horse. Votes: 0

Make it a habit to praise the horse when the horse yields. Votes: 0

There's something in a flying horse, There's something in a huge balloon. Votes: 0

The cunning man steals a horse, the wise man lets him alone. Votes: 0

A slow horse does not always reach the end of the journey. Votes: 0

A camel looks like a horse that was planned by a committee. Votes: 0

The horse is the only animal into which one can bang nails. Votes: 0

There is no greater pleasure in the world than riding a good horse. Votes: 0

Set a beggar on horse backe, they saie, and hee will neuer alight. Votes: 0

Go nowhere on a horse that fades, for your dreams will betray you. Votes: 0

Actors always lie about horse-riding, and it ends terribly. I can horse-ride... ish. Votes: 0

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. Votes: 0

Your horse is named Small. Yes. Mine is named Big. -Fire and Brigan Votes: 0

A legendary horse is praised not for its strength, but for its Integrity. Votes: 0

Offering democracy to an Arab is like bringing a horse to a steakhouse. Votes: 0

Everyone says social media is a unicorn, but maybe it's just a horse? Votes: 0

The horse stares at its captor, barely remembering the free kicks of youth. Votes: 0

People don't assume John Wayne shoots people and rides a horse on weekends. Votes: 0

Men use care in purchasing a horse, and are neglectful in choosing friends. Votes: 0

In Westerns you were permitted to kiss your horse but never your girl. Votes: 0

Animals do not admire each other. A horse does not admire its companion. Votes: 0

Footballers are kept in such a bubble that horse racing is a release. Votes: 0

Like a horse, honey, somebody's gonna break you.' 'Never. Going. To. Happen. Votes: 0

The labourer's muscle is that of a cart-horse, his motions lumbering and slow. Votes: 0

Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can't figure out. Votes: 0

It is easy to conquer the world from the back of a horse. Votes: 0

And then I bought my own horse, which I had until it died. Votes: 0

A horse to one who loves him is a cure for many ills. Votes: 0

Keep your money in your pocket. Or bet it on a good horse. Votes: 0

There's no time to be bored. I'm so busy doing the horse dance. Votes: 0

A good soldier, like a good horse, cannot be of a bad color. Votes: 0

But there is nothing to be done till a horse's head is settled. Votes: 0

Why should not a poet's cat be winged as well as his horse? Votes: 0

Luck is a strong horse; it can carry man to very distant places! Votes: 0

Hazel blinked. "Two gods had a horse for a kid?" "Long story. Votes: 0

It is better to ride a pony than a horse which throws you. Votes: 0

When my horse is running good, I don't stop to give him sugar. Votes: 0

I own a horse and ride, but I don't know racing or betting. Votes: 0

I was like a race horse, just trying to get into the world. Votes: 0

As this life is not a gate, but the horse plunging through it. Votes: 0

High on a rocky promontory sat an Electric Monk on a bored horse. Votes: 0

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it. Votes: 0

A horse's skull always looks scary, even if someone has put lipstick on it. Votes: 0

I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five. Votes: 0

The toughest part about riding a horse is overcoming the urge to eat it. Votes: 0

Motherhood is the strangest thing, it can be like being one's own Trojan horse. Votes: 0

The best way to catch a horse is to build a fence around it. Votes: 0

Plans can be like a winged horse, but their execution plods along pulling carts. Votes: 0

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap. Votes: 0

The man who cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot. Votes: 0

Whoever gulps down wine as a horse gulps down water is called a Scythian. Votes: 0

The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business. Votes: 0

Love is a horse with a broken leg trying to stand while 45,000 people watch. Votes: 0

My hobbies away from horse racing would be reading and painting; I love art. Votes: 0

Spur not an unbroken horse; put not your plowshare too deep into new land. Votes: 0

A horse, if he happens to have a contemptuous disposition, can sneer very effectively. Votes: 0

What do I really think? What do I believe in, without the horse manure? Votes: 0

The horse is, like man, the most beautiful and the most miserable of creatures. Votes: 0

A man that don't love a horse, there is something the matter with him. Votes: 0

That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position! Votes: 0

I guess all songs is folk songs. I never heard no horse sing them. Votes: 0

A horse stumbles that hath foure legges. [A horse stumbles that has four legs.] Votes: 0

In dealing with a girl or a horse, one lets nature take its course Votes: 0

If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog. Votes: 0

I'm not an outdoor girl. I can barely swim. I don't ride a horse. Votes: 0

I guess all songs is folk songs. I never heard no horse sing 'em. Votes: 0

If you want to win a horse race, you need your horse to be 100%. Votes: 0

Blame it or praise it, there is no denying the wild horse in us. Votes: 0

Is he on his horse? O happy horse, to bear the weight of Antony! Votes: 0

There is no secret closer than what passes between a man and his horse Votes: 0

Oh! if people knew what a comfort to a horse a light hand is... Votes: 0

Hal, if I tell thee a lie, spit in my face, call me horse. Votes: 0

It is much easier to ride a horse in the direction it is going. Votes: 0

Never think of your car as a cold machine, but as a hot-blooded horse. Votes: 0

I describe my personal style as 'mythic space horse with chocolate box tendencies.' Votes: 0

Most people don't realize how little it takes to get a horse to move. Votes: 0

Politicians are like the bones of a horse's foreshoulder-not a straight one in it. Votes: 0

You cannot train a horse with shouts and expect it to obey a whisper. Votes: 0

I love horses. I spent seven years as a racing commissioner on a horse-racing board. Votes: 0

The horse, the horse! The symbol of surging potency and power of movement, of action. Votes: 0

Marie Caroline Jensen, will you do me the honor of being my permanent bitch? -HORSE Votes: 0

Any poll is a picture of an unfinished horse race except the Election Day polls. Votes: 0

I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but that would be unfair to the horse. Votes: 0

Guilt is a tireless horse. Grief ages into sorrow, and sorrow is an enduring rider. Votes: 0

A horse that can count to ten is a remarkable horse, not a remarkable mathematician. Votes: 0

When a man's mind rides faster than his horse can gallop they quickly both tire. Votes: 0

That absolute pure honesty of the horse, man that's just the greatest thing there is Votes: 0

You've never in your life seen a horse run so fast! He's all power-all beauty. Votes: 0

Half the failures in life arise from pulling in one's horse as he is leaping. Votes: 0

I am here merely as a messenger. Tashi sends her love and returns your horse. Votes: 0

...there's nothin' in life that's worth doin', if it cain't be done from a horse... Votes: 0

Yeah, pretending to ride a horse is actually a lot harder than riding a horse. Votes: 0

Syrian refugees might be Isis, they may be the great Trojan horse of all time. Votes: 0

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one's horse when he is leaping. Votes: 0

Anger is like A full hot horse, who being allowed his way, Self-mettle tires him. Votes: 0

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. Votes: 0

Unless the old adage must be verified, That beggars mounted, run their horse to death. Votes: 0

Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt! Votes: 0

Segway will be to the car what the car was to the horse and buggy. Votes: 0

The best thing for the inside of a man, is the outside of a horse. Votes: 0

A man may well bring a horse to water but he cannot make him drink. Votes: 0

I like getting on my high horse. I look good on it. Like a knight... Votes: 0

They say I'm a one-horse trainer but didn't I make a good job of it? Votes: 0

Enthusiasm is the leaping lightning, not to be measured by the horse-power of the understanding Votes: 0

If a horse has four legs, and I'm riding it, I think I can win. Votes: 0

Ahh, women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse! Votes: 0

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. Votes: 0

If you fall off a horse, you get back up. I am not a quitter. Votes: 0

I never realised that to become a jockey you needed to be a horse first. Votes: 0

There are things that the horse did for me that a human couldn't have done. Votes: 0

If you're going to play a cowboy, show up with the horse at the audition Votes: 0

A man without a horse is like a man without a weapon: stunted and naked. Votes: 0

A horsefly can't do a horse much damage, but it can drive it wild anyway. Votes: 0

For God took a handful of blizzard snow, blew on it and created the horse. Votes: 0

For the Phantom, there is only one girl. For Sam, there is only one horse. Votes: 0

I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, Just one cow, With a wistful moo. Votes: 0

Every time the rider forgets to regulate the cadence, the horse begins to take control. Votes: 0

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. Votes: 0

Maybe it's like Mac says. Ever man winds up with the horse that suits him. Votes: 0

You can't get angry with a horse. They will get angry and frisky with you. Votes: 0

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. Votes: 0

Body my house my horse my hound what will I do when you are fallen Votes: 0

Political judgment is the ability to hear the distant hoofbeats of the horse of history. Votes: 0

Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse. Votes: 0

conceit is the devil's horse, and reformers generally ride it when they are in a hurry. Votes: 0

A dark horse, which had never been thought of, rushed past the grandstand in sweeping triumph. Votes: 0

Don't be the rider who gallops all nightand never sees the horse that is beneath him Votes: 0

Find your horse. Discover the direction the horse is going. Ride the horse in that direction. Votes: 0

But I never worked with a northern horse before. They are very different from western horses. Votes: 0

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. Votes: 0

If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college. Votes: 0

Even though I grew up surfing and sailing in Southern California, I was born horse crazy. Votes: 0

If there's anything more arrogant than a Marine on a horse, it's one in a plane. Votes: 0

By your logic I should also be in charge of Solinade dances, needlework, and horse thieving. Votes: 0

You're in a horse race but you're thinking like a sheep. Sheep don't win horse races. Votes: 0

I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride, and I'm wanted (want-ed...!) dead or alive... Votes: 0

My horse was in the lead, coming down the home stretch, but the caddie fell off. Votes: 0

We dominate a horse by mind over matter. We could never do it by brute strength. Votes: 0

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. Votes: 0

There's not a person in Virginia won't try to sell you a horse. It's in 'em. Votes: 0

Poverty was an ornament on a learned man like a red ribbon on a white horse. Votes: 0

You can't hang a man for shooting a woman who was trying to steel his horse. Votes: 0

At each stage of work the horse must be taken to his limit, but never over. Votes: 0

If thou wilt fly from God, the devil will lend thee both spurs and a horse. Votes: 0

If some beggar steals a bridle he'll be hung by a man who's stolen a horse. Votes: 0

I judge a woman and a horse by the same criteria: legs, head and rear end. Votes: 0

I feel as a horse must feel when the beautiful cup is given to the jockey. Votes: 0

I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse. Votes: 0

A horsefly can't do a horse much real damage, but it can drive it wild anyhow. Votes: 0

Take heede of an oxe before, of an horse behind, of a monke on all sides. Votes: 0

I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace. Votes: 0

I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four. Votes: 0

You never know how a horse will pull until you hook him to a heavy load. Votes: 0

I had rather ride on an ass that carries me than a horse that throws me. Votes: 0

You never know how a horse will pull until you hook him to a heavy load. Votes: 0

I can't say that I've ever actually got on a horse and roped a cow, no. Votes: 0

As a young girl I think I wanted to be a horse woman. I loved horses. Votes: 0

One thing I like about Twitter is that you can hear it from the horse's mouth. Votes: 0

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. Votes: 0

I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse. Votes: 0

I split my time between Santa Barbara and Aspen. I live on a pretty fast horse. Votes: 0

Wouldn't it fun to be able to communicate with a horse while you were riding it? Votes: 0

My basic belief is you need to ride the horse in the direction that it's going. Votes: 0

Sometimes a wild horse needs to feel that his rider is just a little bit wilder. Votes: 0

I think I look slightly like a horse. Hand on heart, I think I'm pretty average. Votes: 0

I have a birthmark on the inside of my left knee that resembles an upside-down sea horse. Votes: 0

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. Votes: 0

There is nothing in which a horse's power is better revealed than in a neat, clean stop. Votes: 0

The man whose horse trots a mile in a minute does not carry the most important messages. Votes: 0

What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester? Votes: 0

Every time a horse let you up onto its back, it's giving you its life. Every time. Votes: 0

The Arabian horse will not plough well, nor can the plough-horse be rode to play the jereed. Votes: 0

Athens is like a sluggish horse, and I am the gadfly trying to sting it into life. Votes: 0

You may bring a horse to the river, but he will drinke when and what he pleaseth. Votes: 0

The Lord's mercy often rides to the door of our heart upon the black horse of affliction. Votes: 0

The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice. Votes: 0

Dismiss the old horse in good time, lest he fail in the lists and the spectators laugh. Votes: 0

For the first 40 yards I am one of the fastest guys. After that, it's a horse race. Votes: 0

A German singer! I should as soon expect to get pleasure from the neighing of my horse. Votes: 0

The hands have to be like concrete when the horse resists and like butter when he yields. Votes: 0

A man on a horse is spiritually, as well as physically, bigger then a man on foot. Votes: 0

The Lord's mercy often rides to the door of our heart upon the black horse of affliction. Votes: 0

I've always loved horses. When I was younger, I competed in horse shows and did quite well. Votes: 0

Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife. Votes: 0

Beware the horns of a bull, the heels of the horse, and the smile of an Englishman. Votes: 0

Lived in his saddle, loved the chase, the course, And always, ere he mounted, kiss'd his horse. Votes: 0

Don't worry about a sugar planter. Give him a horse and he'll ride to his own funeral. Votes: 0

It is more important to keep the horse going hard than to always play the exact notes. Votes: 0

He uses his folly like a stalking-horse, and under the presentation of that he shoots his wit. Votes: 0

If horse racing is the sport of kings, then drag racing must be the sport of queens. Votes: 0

This same philosophy is a good horse in the stable, but an arrant jade on a journey. Votes: 0

We tolerate shapes in human beings that would horrify us if we saw them in a horse. Votes: 0

With the Mongolian horse warfare, I did a lot of research into the Mongol art of war. Votes: 0

A good trainer can hear a horse speak to him. A great trainer can hear him whisper. Votes: 0

To succeed as a lawyer, a man must work like a horse and live like a hermit. Votes: 0

If you ride a horse, sit close and tight, if you ride a man, sit easy and light. Votes: 0

There ain't never a horse that never been rode; there ain't never a rider that can't be thrown. Votes: 0

When people see a strong horse and a weak horse, by nature they will like the strong horse. Votes: 0

I started horse-riding when I was a child and still try to go as often as I can. Votes: 0

I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse. Votes: 0

That would be locking the horse after the stable door is gone, a very foolish thing to do. Votes: 0

It's a well-known fact: in order to follow doctor's orders, you have to be healthy as a horse. Votes: 0

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. Votes: 0

I worked like a horse and I ate like a hog and I slept like a dead man. Votes: 0

The horse's neck is between the two reins of the bridle, which both meet in the rider's hand. Votes: 0

The horse's neck is between the two reins of the bridle, which both meet in the rider's hand. Votes: 0

All your horse looks for is the thing that matters most, peace and contentment. Give it to him. Votes: 0

The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death. Votes: 0

You can't make something happen with a horse, but you can fix things up and let it happen. Votes: 0

The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly. Votes: 0

A racing horse is not like a machine. It has to be tuned up like a racing car. Votes: 0

There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made. Votes: 0

There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man. Votes: 0

I wouldn't bet on a horse unless he came up to my house and told me to himself. Votes: 0

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. Votes: 0

There is no wall that is high enough to stop a horse with a cart filled with gold. Votes: 0

All in green went my love of riding on a great horse of gold into the silver dawn. Votes: 0

Poetry is engendered in solitude, so what better meter for it than the clip of a buckskin horse? Votes: 0

I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside. Votes: 0

Dressage is when you put a dress on your horse. It's like putting on drag, but for horses. Votes: 0

I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse. Votes: 0

I was told I make intelligent comics, and then I made a comic about a horse that pooped. Votes: 0

Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse. Votes: 0

We look for a horse with one chance in two of winning and which pays you three to one. Votes: 0

I ate like a horse when I was younger, and not very sensibly, though no one ever believes that. Votes: 0

To deny, to believe, and to doubt well are to a man as the race is to a horse. Votes: 0

There has to be a woman, but not much of a one. A good horse is much more important. Votes: 0

Yes, I think that when the Bible refers to a horse or a horseman, that's exactly what it means. Votes: 0

I never liked to hunt, you know. There was always the danger of having a horse fall on you. Votes: 0

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. Votes: 0

A horse doesn't know whether the rider on his back wears a dress or pants away from the track. Votes: 0

A cowboy is a hired hand on the middle of a horse contemplating the hind end of a cow. Votes: 0

Wine it is the milk of Venus, And the poet's horse accounted: Ply it and you all are mounted. Votes: 0

If you're lucky enough to draw a good horse, you still have to ride him, then the next ones. Votes: 0

If you're straight, if you're gay - hey, if you're a horse - and I appeal to you, great! Votes: 0

It's not like I want to put myself on a high horse, but I just don't curse a lot. Votes: 0

To horse and away To the heart of the fray! Fling care to the Devil for one merry day! Votes: 0

If I paint a wild horse, you might not see the horse... but surely you will see the wildness! Votes: 0

There was a typewriter buried alive in that horse, the one I road to get out of the flood. Votes: 0

I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason. Votes: 0

A horse must be a bit mad to be a good cavalry mount, and its rider must be completely so. Votes: 0

As a little girl I used to daydream about my real father coming on a white horse to rescue me. Votes: 0

The horse saved my life, so that's kind of why I'll spend the rest of mine trying to help them. Votes: 0

A good rider on a good horse is as much above himself and others as the world can make him. Votes: 0

So, I have my own horse and two ponies. I grew up around horses, and that really is my passion. Votes: 0

I dont hate L.A. There's a very beautiful side to it; it's scenic, and I can go horse riding. Votes: 0

My mom never taught me to be waiting for some prince on a white horse to swipe me off my feet. Votes: 0

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse. Votes: 0

For a good life: Work like a dog. Eat like a horse. Think like a fox. And play like a rabbit. Votes: 0

What you do is, you just do the gig, enjoy, get on with it, and treat the rest as horse doodle. Votes: 0