Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave. Votes: 4
Martin LutherThe majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. Votes: 3
Honore de BalzacPaula Milne was really the first thing that drew me to 'The Politician's Husband.' Votes: 3
David TennantHusbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house. Votes: 3
Roseanne BarrThe only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. Votes: 2
Finley Peter DunneThe husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself. Votes: 2
VoltaireIn a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape. Votes: 2
Gerald BrenanMany a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy. Votes: 2
Evan EsarShe would lift her peignoir above her knees and say to her husband: 'Give baby a kiss...' Votes: 2
Isaac BabelI've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? Votes: 2
Phyllis DillerOne good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued. Votes: 2
Benjamin FranklinThe husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. Votes: 2
Groucho MarxWhat I love about my husband is that he really allows me to be the best person I can. Votes: 2
Georgina ChapmanI do not want a husband who honours me as a queen, if he does not love me as a woman. Votes: 2
Elizabeth IThe most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. Votes: 1
Joey Lauren AdamsBehind every successful woman(author) is a non-demanding husband content with a fruit-bowl. Votes: 1
Andy PaulaIn my day, husbands and wives showed each other a suitable level of indifference. Votes: 1
Ashlyn MacnamaraIt's risky most of the time, but its better to listen to your heart. Votes: 1
Jonathan Anthony BurkettYou know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home! Votes: 1
Natalya VorobyovaMarriage is not essential to the contentment, the dignity, or the happiness of woman. Votes: 1
Catharine Maria SedgwickI think poetry without metaphor is like husband and wife living in separate bedrooms. Votes: 1
Munia KhanA wife who obsesses on "fixing" her husband only succeeds in demeaning him.pg 48 Votes: 1
Michael Ben ZehabeThe loneliest thing in the world is lying awake beside someone asleep. ~ "The November Story Votes: 1
Rebecca MakkaiBeauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband." Votes: 1
Ambrose BierceBeauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. Votes: 1
Ambrose BierceSome girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another. Votes: 1
Thomas Lansing MassonIf the married life possess love and virtue, these will be both its duty and reward Votes: 1
Thiruvalluvar...there are no sweeter words in the English language (or any other) than husband and wife. Votes: 1
Lanier IvesterAs you can see marriage is about putting away selfishness and taking on the concept of teamwork. Votes: 1
Jim GeorgeBefore I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. Votes: 1
Rita RudnerThe volume of your muscles doesn't make you a good husband. The way you treat her does. Votes: 1
Amen MufflerSuch bliss is not meant to last. In my husband's house, my children were my real gifts. Votes: 1
Ru FreemanThe whole world seems tilted, my inner ear displaced by a hole where my spouse used to be. Votes: 1
Suzanne FinnamoreEvery broken heart has screamed at one time or another: Why can't you see who I truly am? Votes: 1
Shannon L. AlderProblem does not lie in being a husband; the problem is with acting as a husband (being bossy). Votes: 1
Dada BhagwanWhen you marry a woman out of pity, then its a pity that you'll send her away very soon. Votes: 1
Michael Bassey JohnsonThe woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband, is unworthy of the name of wife. Votes: 1
Elbert HubbardSilence is fine if I am on my own but it's not overly sociable if my husband is around! Votes: 1
Joanna RuncimanWhat she needs,' Tom said aloud 'is a husband.' Agnes said crisply, 'Well, she can't have mine. Votes: 1
Ken FollettYou need a husband and some babies to look after. Otherwise you're going to grow up into a virago... Votes: 1
Lindsay ArmstrongThe best way to be a good father to your children is to be a good husband to their mother. Votes: 1
Jay E. AdamsA man who lives with his wife is safer and more venerable than a man who lives with a tramp. Votes: 1
Michael Bassey JohnsonWomen like me because I don't look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long. Votes: 1
Jean HarlowHe left a bit too easily and with obvious relief. His feet were swift and sure on the muddy path. Votes: 1
Suzanne FinnamoreShe was the prettiest, silliest, most affected, husband-hunting butterfly ever. Votes: 0
Mary Russell MitfordNo wife can endure a gambling husband-unless he is a steady winner. Votes: 0
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron DewarMy husband and I have never considered divorcemurder sometimes, but never divorce. Votes: 0
Joyce BrothersThere is no association richer than the companionship of husband and wife. Votes: 0
Gordon B. HinckleyRemarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in. Votes: 0
Phyllis DillerI'm more determined than ever that my husband's dream will become a reality. Votes: 0
Coretta Scott KingA husband's mother and his wife had generally better be visitors than inmates. Votes: 0
Samuel RichardsonMy marriage to my husband, Bart Conner in 1996 is my proudest personal moment. Votes: 0
Nadia ComaneciMarriage as a team means working and playing together toward a winning season. Votes: 0
Ashleigh SlaterI save her marked-up manuscripts as an unluckier husband might save love letters. Votes: 0
Will AllisonIt keeps her purity vacum-sealed to preserve its freshness for her future husband. Votes: 0
Libba BrayThe wife of a self-admirer must expect a very cold and negligent husband. Votes: 0
Samuel RichardsonThe love of husband and wife is the force that welds society together. Votes: 0
Saint John ChrysostomThankfully I have an ecosystem of in-laws, parents and husband, who are my rocks. Votes: 0
Chanda KochharYou know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, Money, I'm home! Votes: 0
Natalya VorobyovaOne of the greatest gifts you can give your husband is your own wholeness. Votes: 0
Stormie OmartianIf a woman's got any instincts, she feels when her husband's off the reservation. Votes: 0
Clare Boothe LuceWhen my husband of almost 20 years can't take his eyes off me? That's amazing, Votes: 0
Jada Pinkett SmithMy husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. Votes: 0
Gracie AllenI would rather spend one night with Dracula dead than with my husband alive. Votes: 0
Frank LangellaThere were nine casualties during the battle of Kirkuk. My husband was among them. Votes: 0
Travis Neighbor WardWho doesn't love a makeover? Even my husband watches 'What Not To Wear.' Votes: 0
Mary Doria RussellHappiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you. Votes: 0
Croft M. PentzMy first husband, yes, I eloped with him from Hungary against my mother's wishes. Votes: 0
Eva GaborI'm not cynical, but I don't really want to have a boyfriend or husband again. Votes: 0
Alexandra CassavetesIt's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married. Votes: 0
Regina KingVadim was both my teacher and my husband. I placed myself entirely in his hands. Votes: 0
Brigitte BardotIf I jump out of bed without hugging my husband, that creates stress between us. Votes: 0
Gabrielle BernsteinA wealthy man is one who earns $100 a year more than his wife's sister's husband. Votes: 0
H. L. MenckenLet you look to your own improvement before you go to judge your husband anymore. Votes: 0
John ProctorThe First Lady is an unpaid public servant elected by one person - her husband. Votes: 0
Lady Bird JohnsonThe honeymoon is the only period when a woman isn't trying to reform her husband. Votes: 0
Evan EsarI have finally become a husband and I am genuinely enjoying every moment of it. Votes: 0
Akshay KumarThe easiest gift to give my husband is anything to do with airlines and flying. Votes: 0
Kelly PrestonMy husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches. Votes: 0
Roseanne BarrYou may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children. Votes: 0
George ForemanShe has carefully audited her life and found she has no requirement for a husband. Votes: 0
Helen SmithReal men can carry carpets, Claire. Keep that in mind when looking for a husband. Votes: 0
Isaac of NinevehThere was only one person who I shared everything with, and that was my husband. Votes: 0
Megyn KellyMy husband cannot f-ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. Votes: 0
Gisele BundchenMy husband and I both have our bucket lists. Running a marathon was on mine. Votes: 0
Alison SweeneyI've been a biker, I've been a convict, I've been a husband, father, and son. Votes: 0
Duane ChapmanWhen a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. Votes: 0
Chi Chi RodriguezWe are all like Scheherazade's husband, in that we want to know what happens next. Votes: 0
E. M. ForsterI was doing everything I could think of to protect my husband and keep him alive. Votes: 0
Nancy ReaganMy children are babies and my husband has scarcely half an hour in 24 to give me. Votes: 0
Julia Ward HoweI like shopping from the comfort of my bed whilst my husband is asleep beside me. Votes: 0
Ashley Madekwethe Law has made the man and wife one person, and that one person the husband! Votes: 0
Lucretia MottA bond as important as that of a husband and wife, is the bond between siblings. Votes: 0
Lee Dong-wookPeople often ask me what happened to my first husband? And I say, I killed him. Votes: 0
Florence HendersonI have never known my husband to approve any act of mine which I myself valued. Votes: 0
Julia Ward HoweWhen I have sex with my husband, I fantasize I am with a petite, hot young woman. Votes: 0
Dolly PartonI met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs. Votes: 0
Phyllis DillerI am very proud of my husband, both behind the camera and in front of the camera. Votes: 0
Pauletta Pearson WashingtonMy ideal guy is my future husband. Not sure who he is yet, but he's out there. Votes: 0
Tyler OakleyMy husband is very proud of me and what I do. Which I think is really sweet. Votes: 0
Nicola CornickOne of the reasons my ex-husband and I broke up is that he stopped eating my food. Votes: 0
Jill ScottI like to make my husband like me more, and he likes it when I'm wearing makeup. Votes: 0
Gwen StefaniSo I delegate a lot and I make my family come first, my husband and our kids. Votes: 0
Kelly PrestonIn marriage you are neither the husband nor the wife; you are the love between two.
Sri Nisargadatta MaharajLove is having endless support from my husband and the hugs and kisses from my kids.
Kristen TaekmanI've been married for four years, and I'm still finding out things about my husband.
Kristin Bauer van StratenTo husband out life's taper at the close, And keep the flames from wasting by repose.
Oliver GoldsmithI am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband.
Denise RichardsI feel fortunate as a woman to have a husband who loves me and shows me in every way.
Michelle ObamaI'm not particularly pre-occupied with the husband / baby thing. Besides I have a dog.
Calista FlockhartWhat a generous thing that is, I realize, for a husband to try to make his wife laugh.
Gillian FlynnIf anything happened, I think my husband would have to deal with that as the time came.
Christa McAuliffeThe only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Phyllis DillerA husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.
Mignon McLaughlinHave you heard about the women who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint.
Roseanne BarrHappy is that family where both the husband and wife are mutual members of Christ's body
William GougeAn Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.
Frank CarsonIf you were not already my dearly loved husband I should certainly fall in love with you.
Harriet Beecher StoweAfter I was married a year I remembered things like radio stations and forgot my husband.
P.J. WolfsonThe doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.
Joseph Gordon-LevittI definitely want kids and I want four kids, for sure. But I need to find a husband first!
Kim KardashianMy husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor's office and make people sick.
Moms MableyMy husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.
Phyllis DillerI'm quite an example. I have four kids, all from the same wife, all from the same husband.
Rick NielsenA husband and wife who have separate bedrooms have either drifted apart or found happiness.
Honore de BalzacThe impulse of the American woman to geld her husband and castrate her sons is very strong.
John SteinbeckI planned on having one husband and seven children, but it turned out the other way around.
Lana TurnerI have an incredibly supportive husband and family and an incredibly well-adjusted daughter.
Bree TurnerI know my limitations, and I don't like politics. I was only involved because of my husband.
Corazon AquinoFor years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.
Erma Bombeck... you can never be sure of what has passed between husband and wife or lover and mistress.
Fyodor DostoevskyMy husband and Charlie Sheen played Little League together. Theyve always been best friends.
Heather LangenkampA man who doesn't make you feel special, wanted or important would make a very poor husband.
Jeanne PhillipsIt's not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy.
Jonas ErikssonI'm a dad, I'm a husband, I'm an activist, I'm a writer and I'm just a student of the world.
Michael J. FoxWhen my second husband shouted, 'Me or your writing!' I replied, 'My writing.' We separated.
Nawal El SaadawiThe few things I'd sacrificed, or put on hold, to be with my husband and baby were worth it.
Nicole WilliamsLord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face! I had rather lie in the woolen.
William ShakespeareI love my job but it takes a lot for me to leave my kids, leave my husband and leave my dogs.
Catherine Zeta-JonesCan we today measure devotion to husband and children by our indifference to everything else?
Golda MeirMy husband is very funny and his humor has gotten us through a lot. He's good at defusing me.
Julie BowenLike all bad drivers, he thought he was the best driver in the world. [husband Henry Andrews]
Rebecca WestI was brought up among the sort of self-important women who had a husband as one has an alibi.
Anita BrooknerThe best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love
Frank LangellaThink of your husband as a lover from a previous life, and wonder what you did to deserve him.
Gwen DavisI don't know why we work, my husband and I. We just do. We are black and white - yin and yang.
Heidi KlumIf I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them.
Khloe KardashianIt would not be practical for her to hate herself. Luckily, God sends a substitute, a husband.
Saul BellowIâve found that the best life has to offer is right in front of me, with my husband and child
Alicia KeysI'm very blessed to have a phenomenal husband, son, and beautiful family and friends around me.
Alicia KeysOne never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
Erma BombeckMy husband and I try to spend some time every night that I'm home talking without distractions.
Lisa LingMy husband says that I'm afraid of heights, but that's not true. What I'm afraid of is falling.
Margo KaufmanThe relation between husband and wife should turn into a love of the heart untouched by desire.
Mata AmritanandamayiWhen I'm not working on the ground, spending time with my husband and daughter puts me at ease.
Sharmeen Obaid-ChinoyI'm a Muslim and I'm really looking forward to my wedding day. I can't wait to meet my husband.
Shazia MirzaYou can't be a good person when you're writing and a bad person to your husband or a bad friend.
Ann PatchettI might do my own independent film, that my husband wrote for me, if all the ducks are in a row.
Erica DuranceAs a husband, I'm a true partner. I don't believe one person should have dominance over another.
Ice CubeI try not to be too hard on myself. My husband reminds me that life is a marathon, not a sprint.
Ivanka TrumpI've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife.
Joan CollinsLast night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'
Joan RiversWhy should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?
Joan RiversMy mom shot and killed her last husband. Yeah, my dad used to say Hey, dodged that bullet. Ha ha.
Christopher TitusAfter all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.
Danny KayeThe common law of this state held man and wife to be one person, but that person was the husband.
Harriet Hanson RobinsonIf my husband ever met a woman on the street who looked like one of his paintings he would faint.
Jacqueline RoqueModern American marriage is like a wire fence. The woman's the wire -the posts are the husband's.
Langdon Elwyn MitchellMost women use more brains picking a horse in the third at Belmont than they do picking a husband
Lauren BacallMy husband says my toes are like Wall's cocktail sausages. He feels peckish whenever he sees them.
Amanda HoldenThe understanding smile of an old wife to her husband is one of the loveliest things in the world.
Booth TarkingtonI expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.
Lana TurnerIf your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him.
Phyllis DillerMy husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.
Beverly JohnsonThe woman who can't influence her husband to vote the way she wants ought to be ashamed of herself.
E. M. ForsterMy husband Chris, the thing he likes most about me is that I'm very positive and easily very happy.
Elsa PatakyMany a husband lives to regret the extravagant fee he bestowed upon the minister who sentenced him.
Evan EsarIn the husband wisedome, in the wife gentlenesse. [In the husband wisdom, in the wife gentleness.]
George HerbertWe need more young women who love sports even when their boyfriend/husband isn't making them watch!
Katie ClearyI am not always happy. I am happy in front of the press. I can be extremely grumpy, ask my husband.
Meryl StreepYour husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.
Phyllis DillerIt will be most pleasing to O[ur] L[ord] if you husband your strength in order to serve Him better.
Vincent de PaulMy husband and my children inspire me on a daily basis to be the best wife, mom, and woman I can be.
Candace CameronA real important thing is that, though I rely on my husband for love, I rely on myself for strength.
Dolly PartonThe American girl makes a servant of her husband and then finds him contemptible for being a servant
John SteinbeckMy husband had an education. He had a degree in Literature. I married into a camp of literary types.
Joni MitchellI have a husband who literally worships me. And cleans the house. And blow-dries my daughter's hair.
Kate BeckinsaleI will never contest election in Nigeria. Whenever my husband retires, I will go back home with him.
Patience JonathanYour husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.
Phyllis DillerMy main focus is on becoming a new mom and giving the best of myself to my husband and growing baby.
Stacy Keibler