No wife can endure a gambling husband-unless he is a steady winner. Votes: 0
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron DewarThere is no association richer than the companionship of husband and wife. Votes: 0
Gordon B. HinckleyThe love of husband and wife is the force that welds society together. Votes: 0
Saint John ChrysostomThe wife of a self-admirer must expect a very cold and negligent husband. Votes: 0
Samuel RichardsonA husband's mother and his wife had generally better be visitors than inmates. Votes: 0
Samuel RichardsonA wife who obsesses on "fixing" her husband only succeeds in demeaning him.pg 48 Votes: 0
Michael Ben ZehabeThe husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself. Votes: 0
VoltaireI think poetry without metaphor is like husband and wife living in separate bedrooms. Votes: 0
Munia KhanWhen a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. Votes: 0
Chi Chi RodriguezA wealthy man is one who earns $100 a year more than his wife's sister's husband. Votes: 0
H. L. MenckenYou may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children. Votes: 0
George ForemanA husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species. Votes: 0
Mignon McLaughlinA husband and wife who have separate bedrooms have either drifted apart or found happiness. Votes: 0
Honore de BalzacFormal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers. Votes: 0
Robert A. Heinleinthe Law has made the man and wife one person, and that one person the husband! Votes: 0
Lucretia MottA bond as important as that of a husband and wife, is the bond between siblings. Votes: 0
Lee Dong-wookIn marriage you are neither the husband nor the wife; you are the love between two. Votes: 0
Sri Nisargadatta MaharajIn a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape. Votes: 0
Gerald BrenanA friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Votes: 0
Erma BombeckWhen a woman is frustrated, and it's your wife, you as the husband get that frustration. Votes: 0
Magic JohnsonHappy is that family where both the husband and wife are mutual members of Christ's body Votes: 0
William Gouge...there are no sweeter words in the English language (or any other) than husband and wife. Votes: 0
Lanier IvesterIn the husband wisedome, in the wife gentlenesse. [In the husband wisdom, in the wife gentleness.] Votes: 0
George HerbertIf the husband sits on a chair in the Garden of Eden, his wife is his footstool. Votes: 0
I. L. PeretzIn private I'm not. You will have to ask my wife. She maintains I'm a fluffy husband. Votes: 0
Werner HerzogAn Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was. Votes: 0
Frank Carson... you can never be sure of what has passed between husband and wife or lover and mistress. Votes: 0
Fyodor DostoevskyShe is a true wife who is clean (suci), expert, chaste, pleasing to the husband, and truthful. Votes: 0
ChanakyaThe relation between husband and wife should turn into a love of the heart untouched by desire. Votes: 0
Mata AmritanandamayiThat never goes over big with your wife. I will be a very good husband for a change. Votes: 0
Donald TrumpWhat a generous thing that is, I realize, for a husband to try to make his wife laugh. Votes: 0
Gillian FlynnThat is, the wife must care for what the husband cares for if he is to remain resolute. Votes: 0
Mother JonesLet husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire. Votes: 0
David O. McKayThe doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home. Votes: 0
Joseph Gordon-LevittI'm quite an example. I have four kids, all from the same wife, all from the same husband. Votes: 0
Rick NielsenShow me a husband who keeps his thoughts to himself, and I will show you a frustrated wife. Votes: 0
James DobsonI have the best husband a wife could possibly have. He's the best father my children could have. Votes: 0
Vera FarmigaThe purpose of my life is being a father to my kids and being a husband to my wife. Votes: 0
Terrence HowardThe woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband, is unworthy of the name of wife. Votes: 0
Elbert HubbardI married my husband who is thirteen years older, so I will always be a trophy wife for him. Votes: 0
Megan FoxOne never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip. Votes: 0
Erma BombeckWhy should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker? Votes: 0
Joan RiversA smart wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman. Votes: 0
Miriam Defensor SantiagoThe understanding smile of an old wife to her husband is one of the loveliest things in the world. Votes: 0
Booth TarkingtonLet the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave. Votes: 0
Martin LutherThe best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love Votes: 0
Frank LangellaThe best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love. Votes: 0
Frank LangellaThe common law of this state held man and wife to be one person, but that person was the husband. Votes: 0
Harriet Hanson RobinsonIt is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel - they get to know each other better. Votes: 0
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheAfter all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it. Votes: 0
Danny KayeI've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife. Votes: 0
Joan CollinsMy husband and my children inspire me on a daily basis to be the best wife, mom, and woman I can be. Votes: 0
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