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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot. Votes: 4

Scott Adams

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. Votes: 4

Mark Twain

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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Votes: 4

Steven Wright

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When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in. Votes: 4

Karl Pilkington

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If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord. Votes: 4

Johann Sebastian Bach

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Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out. Votes: 4

Anton Chekhov

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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. Votes: 4

Mark Twain

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? Votes: 4

George Carlin

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Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded. Votes: 4

Charlie Chaplin

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There is no one thoroughly despicable. We cannot descend much lower than an idiot; and an idiot has some advantages over a wise man. Votes: 4

William Hazlitt

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Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool! Votes: 3

Stephenie Meyer

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Beauty will save the world" - The Idiot Votes: 3

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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Idiot wind, blowing every time you open your mouth. Votes: 3

Bob Dylan

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Well, Hindsight, have you ever heard of the term Busy Idiot? Votes: 3

Jeremy Robert Johnson

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A good name for a gang would be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys. Votes: 3

Demetri Martin

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There's Insanity on Both Sides of the Debate When You Argue with an Idiot. Votes: 3

Ernie J Zelinski

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Poor, dear God. Playing Idiot's Delight. The game that never means anything, and never ends. Votes: 3

Robert E. Sherwood

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LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women. Votes: 3

Lauren Willig

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She crushed it, telling herself she was going to add Big in front of her Idiot tattoo. Votes: 3

Nalini Singh

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Everyone But an Idiot Knows That The Lower Classes Must Be Kept Poor, or They Will Never Be Industrious Votes: 3

Arthur Young

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Any Idiot can point out a problem .... A leader is willing to do something about it! Leaders solve problems! Votes: 3

Tony Robbins

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Idiot people like Angel Delaporte who look for a supernatural reason for ordinary events, those people drive Misty nuts. Votes: 3

Chuck Palahniuk

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I guess Smart Seth is glad, he said reluctantly. But be careful. Idiot Seth is the guy to watch out for. Votes: 3

Brandon Mull

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Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. Votes: 3

Ambrose Bierce

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It came up after doing St. Jimmy on Broadway for American Idiot. I loved acting, and so I just kept my options open. Votes: 3

Billie Joe Armstrong

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Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth. You're an idiot babe, it's a wonder that you still know how to breathe. Votes: 3

Bob Dylan

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Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile. Votes: 3

Spider Robinson

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Nur ein Idiot glaubt, aus eigenen Erfahrungen zu lernen. Ich ziehe es vor, aus den Erfahrungen anderer zu lernen, um von vorneherein eigene Fehler zu vermeiden. Votes: 3

Otto von Bismarck

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Idiot. Which road do you take when you're running from something weaker than yourself? Or maybe you're the one looking for an excuse to back out. Votes: 3

Nobuhiro Watsuki

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In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here they'll always be known as screw-boys. Votes: 3

Jack Handey

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I got on a Dostoyevsky kick right after college. I started with 'Crime and Punishment,' went on to 'The Possessed' and then 'The Brothers Karamazov' and 'The Idiot.' Votes: 3

Charlie Trotter

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To me, Romney is Our Idiot Brother, and Obama is The King's Speech. You can spend all the money in the world. If you've got a bad product, it doesn't matter. Votes: 3

Harvey Weinstein

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Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says. Votes: 3

Karl Pilkington

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To generalize is to be an idiot. Votes: 2

William Blake

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Only idiots refuse to change their minds. Votes: 2

Brigitte Bardot

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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot. Votes: 2

John Lennon

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I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot. Votes: 2

Will Ferrell

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Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot. Votes: 2

Lucy Lawless

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Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error. Votes: 2

Marcus Tullius Cicero

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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. Votes: 2

Dave Barry

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Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in. Votes: 2

Gustave Flaubert

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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot. Votes: 2

Karl Pilkington

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Every few years I'll party way too much to remind myself what an idiot I am. Votes: 2

Jeff Ament

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President Obama and his fellow Democrats are either idiots or deliberately trying to destroy their own economy. Votes: 2

Vladimir Putin

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He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. Votes: 2

Douglas Adams

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Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. Votes: 2

Jimmy Fallon

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The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. Votes: 2

Jay Leno

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There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. Votes: 2

Cynthia Heimel

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I try not to get involved in the business of prediction. It's a quick way to look like an idiot. Votes: 2

Warren Ellis

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I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. Votes: 2

Steven Wright

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The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. Votes: 2

Sid Caesar

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If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself. Votes: 2

Frederic Farrar

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What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care. Votes: 2

William Blake

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From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots. Votes: 2

Mikhail Bakunin

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I suddenly realised, hey, I'm not a lazy idiot, I'm an idler! It's something to aspire to, it's part of the creative process! That's fantastic! Votes: 2

Tom Hodgkinson

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Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. Votes: 2

John Updike

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The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot. Votes: 2

Salvador Dali

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There's obviously nothing wrong with selling your art - only an idiot with a trust fund would tell you otherwise. But it's confusing to know how far you should take it. Votes: 2

Banksy

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To be a good actor, you have to be very smart. But to be a great actor, you also have to have a streak of, 'I'm an idiot, a complete lunatic.' Votes: 2

Lena Olin

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Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a thug. And thugs don't often notice that they're thugs, usually because they're also idiots. Votes: 2

Robert Webb

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Once you declare your loyalty to a team, every person who doesn't support that team, it's their job to ruin you, to tell you you're an idiot and to tell you that you made the wrong choice. Votes: 2

Mark Hoppus

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Gentle reader, the Fountain of Youth is radioactive, and those who imbibe its poisonous heavy waters will suffer the hideous fate of decaying metal. Yet almost without exception, the wretched idiot inhabitants of our benighted planet would gulp down this radioactive excrement if it were offered. Votes: 2

William S. Burroughs

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People... need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.' Votes: 2

Chris Farley

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This life, which had been the tomb of his virtue and of his honour, is but a walking shadow; a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Votes: 2

William Shakespeare

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I eat tons, three full meals a day, and I never go to the gym. When I was a child, my geography teacher said, 'You may be slim now but if you carry on eating like that, you'll end up being really fat.' Fortunately, I really don't think I've changed much in the past two decades, so that teacher was an idiot. Votes: 2

Gina Bellman

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I didn't understand key signatures or anything, you know. I'd say silly things at the top of a trumpet part like, 'Note, when you play B naturals, make the B naturals a half step lower because they sound funny if they're B naturals.' And some guy said: 'Idiot, just put a flat on the third line and it's a key signature, you know?' Votes: 2

Quincy Jones

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I'm a one-man idiot. Votes: 0

Eddie Izzard

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Thoreau was an idiot. Votes: 0

Bill Bryson

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The 100% American is 99% idiot. Votes: 0

George Bernard Shaw

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I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot! Votes: 0

Chris Jericho

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You're an idiot. Study harder. Votes: 0

Hideaki Anno

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Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant âidiot. Votes: 0

Terry Pratchett

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Acting is the perfect idiot's profession. Votes: 0

Katharine Hepburn

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Any idiot can put up a website. Votes: 0

Patricia Briggs

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A village somewhere was missing it's idiot. Votes: 0

Linda Howard

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The law is an ass, an idiot. Votes: 0

Charles Dickens

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She really did like me, the idiot. Votes: 0

Jeff Lindsay

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Only an idiot would doubt my return Votes: 0

Kobe Bryant

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I've had great success being a total idiot. Votes: 0

Jerry Lewis

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Nature's lay idiot, I taught thee to love. Votes: 0

John Donne

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Here Mr Potts come here you little idiot! Votes: 0

Enid Blyton

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Teach you to try marrying me, you idiot! Votes: 0

Rick Riordan

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Did I hear God call me an idiot? Votes: 0

William P. Young

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Your village just called. They're missing an idiot. Votes: 0

Russell Lynes

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I'm not afraid to look like an idiot. Votes: 0

Anthony Bourdain

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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. Votes: 0

Ambrose Bierce

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What do you take me for, an idiot? Votes: 0

Charles de Gaulle

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You entered a marathon with hills? You idiot. Votes: 0

Don Kardong

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How can I lose to such an idiot? Votes: 0

Aron Nimzowitsch

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Everyone is an idiot," I stated. "Except me. Votes: 0

Sherwood Smith

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They say even death can't cure an idiot. -Ririn Votes: 0

Tite Kubo

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You're an idiot." "I've never claimed to be otherwise. Votes: 0

Cassandra Clare

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Destroying something, any idiot can do. Creating needs intelligence. Votes: 0

Rajneesh

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Dressing up, for me, is looking like an idiot. Votes: 0

Theophilus London

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April comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers. Votes: 0

Edna St. Vincent Millay

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It isn't against the Law to be an idiot. Votes: 0

Cassandra Clare

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Every time an idiot dies, your IQ goes down. Votes: 0

Bill Ballance

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I smoked for many years like a total idiot. Votes: 0

Jami Attenberg

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We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon. Votes: 0

Eoin Colfer

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I'm not ashamed to look like a total idiot. Votes: 0

Lucy Punch

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Even the idiot may have a message for us Votes: 0

Henry Miller

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I think only an idiot can be an atheist. Votes: 0

Christian B. Anfinsen

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No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot Votes: 0

Mark Twain

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I was an idiot when I was a kid. Votes: 0

Kobe Bryant

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I have this idiot name tag which says 'controversial.' Votes: 0

Maurice Sendak

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If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot. Votes: 0

Ted Nugent

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Almost everyone is born a genius and buried an idiot. Votes: 0

Charles Bukowski

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A left-wing idiot is as dangerous as a right-wing idiot. Votes: 0

Milos Zeman

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Twelve experts gathered in one room equal one big idiot. Votes: 0

Carl Jung

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What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth Votes: 0

Brandon Mull

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I have always felt comfortable tapping into my inner idiot. Votes: 0

Isla Fisher

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Bush is an idiot and he's President, so anything's possible Votes: 0

John McEnroe

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If chasing cool is important to you, you're an idiot! Votes: 0

Kurt Cobain

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while time, the endless idiot, runs screaming around the world Votes: 0

Carson McCullers

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No one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot. Votes: 0

Stephenie Meyer

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I finally crashed. I drove like an idiot all day. Votes: 0

Kasey Kahne

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For me, the biggest idiot will always be John Terry, Votes: 0

Rio Ferdinand

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Very well. I shall try to think like an idiot. Votes: 0

Gerald Morris

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There are no awards in Hollywood for being an idiot. Votes: 0

Burt Reynolds

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Is being an idiot like being high all the time? Votes: 0

Janeane Garofalo

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Any idiot can point out a problem. So, bosses do. Votes: 0

Gerry Geek

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Is that why you didn't call me? Because I'm an idiot? Votes: 0

Cassandra Clare

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Empathize with stupidity and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot Votes: 0

Iain Banks

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Invest in businesses any idiot could run, because someday one will. Votes: 0

Peter Lynch

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Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot! Votes: 0

Patrick Star

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Somewhere out there was a village I'd deprived of it's idiot. Votes: 0

Jim Butcher

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Thinking in isolation and with pride ends in being an idiot. Votes: 0

Gilbert K. Chesterton

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Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot. Votes: 0

Leo Durocher

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A man that extols himself is a fool and an idiot Votes: 0

John Calvin

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Any idiot can make money. Keeping money, very few can do. Votes: 0

John McAfee

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What do they do for a village idiot when you're here? Votes: 0

Tanya Huff

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Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day. Votes: 0

Samuel Goldwyn

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If you want to avoid seeing an idiot, break the mirror. Votes: 0

Francois Rabelais

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I see you are an idiot, whatever else you may be... Votes: 0

C. S. Lewis

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You are holding a loaded gun, you idiot. Act like it. Votes: 0

Veronica Roth

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Life is too short to fight every idiot along your way. Votes: 0

Christopher Paolini

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Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it! Votes: 0

Chris Jericho

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When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots. Votes: 0

Stephen Hawking

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She's an idiot. She's looking at life through a selfish, lusty haze. Votes: 0

Joy Browne

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Misery loves another idiot with a jukebox where his soul should be. Votes: 0

Steve Almond

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He [Donald Trump] makes himself look like an idiot every single day. Votes: 0

Chrissy Teigen

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Let me say this: bein a idiot is no box of chocolates. Votes: 0

Winston Groom

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Watch over Honoria, will you? See that she doesn't marry an idiot. Votes: 0

Julia Quinn

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For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot. Votes: 0

Gordon Korman

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Love imperfectly. Be a love idiot. Let yourself forget any love ideal. Votes: 0

Sark

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I think I liked you better when you were a raging idiot. Votes: 0

Alethea Kontis

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Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa. Votes: 0

Eamon Dunphy

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Any idiot can be complicated. It takes a genius to be simple. Votes: 0

Pete Seeger

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You may be an idiot but I don't think you're a fool. Votes: 0

Natsuki Takaya

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Whoever invented God is an idiot. God is absolutely man's worst invention. Votes: 0

Chris Lowe

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Why didn't I just walk away? Oh right, because I'm a idiot. Votes: 0

Stephenie Meyer

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I was a buffoon and an idiot until the age of forty Votes: 0

Madonna Ciccone

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Nothing is more intimidating than an idiotic grin worn by a manifest non-idiot. Votes: 0

Eric Frank Russell

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Because I'm a sweet, kind guy, everybody thinks I'm an idiot, I'm weak. Votes: 0

Bikram Choudhury

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Higher than the beasts, lower than the angels, stuck in our idiot Eden. Votes: 0

Ford Madox Ford

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Anybody who's against birth control and abortion has to be a criminal idiot. Votes: 0

Eleanor Clark

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Just as performers, I think you'd be an idiot not to utilize YouTube. Votes: 0

Noel Wells

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Rick Perry's an idiot, and I don't think anyone would disagree with that, Votes: 0

Bruce Bartlett

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The idiot willingness to choose sides is what feeds the abattoir of history. Votes: 0

Steven Heighton

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You're thinking I'm a hopelessly romantic idiot. And you know what? You're right. Votes: 0

Sonya Sones

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You'd have to be an idiot to say no to 'Hunger Games.' Votes: 0

Natalie Dormer

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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people. Votes: 0

Russell Lynes

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A man who claims to be fearless is an idiot or a liar. Votes: 0

Lloyd Alexander

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Being dyslexic, I was told that I was an idiot all the time. Votes: 0

David Bailey

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Now I know what it is like to feel like a total idiot. Votes: 0

Jeff Lindsay

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I think everybody's got their insecurities and hang-ups. Everybody! Unless you're an idiot. Votes: 0

Domhnall Gleeson

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You're an idealist, and I pity you as I would the village idiot. Votes: 0

Stanley Kubrick

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I'm going to be a happy idiot and struggle for the legal tender. Votes: 0

Jackson Browne

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Nobody cares if you're an idiot, as long as you're a useful one. Votes: 0

Mira Grant

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It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot. Votes: 0

Brad Williams

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That's not to say that I'm a well-informed Catholic. I'm still in idiot. Votes: 0

Jim Gaffigan

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Any idiot can see something wrong. But can you see what is right? Votes: 0

Winston Churchill

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I'm very fast. I'm like Forest Gump, except ... I am not an idiot! Votes: 0

Michael Scott

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People who believe I'm an idiot don't hire me and they don't call. Votes: 0

Simon Sinek

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As for relationships, I know nothing. I'm an idiot; I can't get it right. Votes: 0

Elle King

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What are you doing?" "Looking for my fangs." "We don't grow fangs you idiot! Votes: 0

Darren Shan

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I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot. Votes: 0

George Bernard Shaw

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When enough people agree on something, I'd be an idiot, if I didn't listen. Votes: 0

Harald Zwart

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Clearly," said Arthur,"you're an idiot- but you're our kind of idiot. Come on. Votes: 0

Markus Zusak

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I always invest in companies an idiot could run, because one day one will. Votes: 0

Warren Buffett

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Just because the person who criticizes you is an idiot doesn't make him wrong. Votes: 0

Roger Rosenblatt

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To call yourself a socialist in 2015 is to be an idiot. Socialism fails. Everywhere. Votes: 0

Dennis Prager

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The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot! Votes: 0

Brian Spellman

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I don't care about convincing the people who think I'm naive or an idiot. Votes: 0

Simon Sinek

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It's very hard not to be condescending when you're explaining something to an idiot. Votes: 0

Bill Maher

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Immortal Spenser, no frailty hath thy fame but the imputation of this idiot's friendship! Votes: 0

Thomas Nashe

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I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot. Votes: 0

Rick Riordan

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The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot. Votes: 0

Jeff Garlin

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Any parent that relies on any law to help him parent is an idiot. Votes: 0

Dave Barry

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The man who cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot. Votes: 0

Andre Breton

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I swear the sparrows called us ten kinds of idiot when we did it. Votes: 0

Tamora Pierce

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It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot. Votes: 0

Oliver Gaspirtz

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I was an idiot in terms of career-building, but I had a great time. Votes: 0

Sally Kellerman

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You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it. Votes: 0

Dylan Moran

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A person who doesn't learn from the past is an idiot, in my estimation. Votes: 0

Stephen King

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They could have been nice to me instead of treating me like an idiot. Votes: 0

Norma McCorvey

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I've been an idiot to think that real life could have a happy ending Votes: 0

Jodi Picoult

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Maybe Iâm an idiot, but I have no idea what anyone is talking about. Votes: 0

Larry Ellison

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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot Votes: 0

Stephen Wright

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No more, no less. I'm an idiot. I really need to let this crush go. Votes: 0

Pittacus Lore

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My name's Darren. I'm a musician, part time idiot. That's a full time job actually. Votes: 0

Darren Criss

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Agree with an idiot and you're only one step away from turning into one yourself. Votes: 0

Dave Courtney

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My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher. Votes: 0

Rodney Dangerfield

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Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot? Votes: 0

Woody Allen

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The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking. Votes: 0

Euripides

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I didn't need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back. Votes: 0

John Green

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Anyone who hasn't been nervous, or hasn't choked somewhere down the line, is an idiot. Votes: 0

Cary Middlecoff

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I am not a certified idiotâ" "Lack of certification hardly proves intelligence," Will muttered. Votes: 0

Cassandra Clare

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When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots. Votes: 0

Mark Twain

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By dint of railing at idiots, one runs the risk of becoming an idiot oneself. Votes: 0

Gustave Flaubert

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Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy. Votes: 0

Adam Brody

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You are not my high school crush, idiot." "Great. I can die happy, then. Votes: 0

Rachel Caine

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I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself. Votes: 0

Mark Twain

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The problem with improv is that you're letting an idiot tell you what to do. Votes: 0

Dino Stamatopoulos

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A fool or idiot is one who expects things to happen that never can happen. Votes: 0

George Eliot

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I used to be treated like an idiot, now I'm treated like an idiot savant. Votes: 0

Martin Cruz Smith

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Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose. Votes: 0

Blake Edwards

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It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury; signifying nothing. Votes: 0

William Shakespeare

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No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. Votes: 0

George Bernard Shaw

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When the sage points at the moon, all that the idiot sees is the finger. Votes: 0

Anthony de Mello

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No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot. Votes: 0

Scott Adams

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I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white. Votes: 0

Charles Barkley

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To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight. Votes: 0

Georges Courteline

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Take care not to step on the foot of a learned idiot. His bite is incurable. Votes: 0

Paul Gauguin

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In your lifetime, at what point do you stop being an idiot? I'm 24. Enough is enough! Votes: 0

Ernests Gulbis

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I don't think you can write an experience as you're having it without being an idiot. Votes: 0

Jessa Crispin

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You can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one flippin idiot. Votes: 0

Kim Stanley

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I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned. Votes: 0

Billie Joe Armstrong

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TV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes. Votes: 0

Steve Fowler

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I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. Votes: 0

Janet Evanovich

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The hallmark of an authoritarian idiot is yelling TERRORIST-LOVER! at anyone questioning the definition of Terrorist. Votes: 0

Glenn Greenwald

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You can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one flippin idiot. Votes: 0

Kim Stanley Robinson

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Who is he?" "An idiot, said Adrian. "Makes me look like an upstanding member of society. Votes: 0

Richelle Mead

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Get yourself into something that you don't have passion for and feel like an idiot always. Votes: 0

Ameya Agrawal

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I'm not a bling-bling guy; I can't pull it off. I just look like an idiot Votes: 0

Michael Vartan

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Yes, the idiot is indeed the good man, but only because he doesn't know any better. Votes: 0

William Saroyan

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I look forward to the day when a mongolian idiot, treated biochemically, becomes a successful geneticist. Votes: 0

Jerome Lejeune

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There is luck in chess. My opponent was lucky that he was playing against an idiot. Votes: 0

James M. Loy

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People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.' Votes: 0

Dave Barry

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Why does man behave like perfect idiot? This is the problem I wish to deal with. Votes: 0

Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

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The artist is a god, but he is also an idiot. That is the human way. Votes: 0

Eric Maisel

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Even in my dreams, I'm an idiot who knows he's about to wake up to reality. Votes: 0

Tom Cruise

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I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free? Votes: 0

Henny Youngman

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I will not change. Because if you are successful and you change, you are an idiot. Votes: 0

Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Every once in a while I play a true idiot, and they're really fun to play. Votes: 0

Elizabeth Banks

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You don't get a rebate at the end of your life for living with an idiot. Votes: 0

Christopher Titus

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I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.' Votes: 0

Don Rickles

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People need to focus on bigger issues instead of whether George Bush is an idiot or not. Votes: 0

Colin Greenwood

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Things which any idiot could write usually have the quality of having been written by an idiot. Votes: 0

Bram Cohen

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who would dare think that, forever? Some idiot girl who wouldnât know how things played out. Votes: 0

Daniel Handler

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Sanity means the wholeness of the consciousness. And our society is only part conscious, like an idiot. Votes: 0

D. H. Lawrence

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Any idiot can be brave, but courage is about knowing what's at stake, and moving forward anyway. Votes: 0

Meg Ryan

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To an old leader will be born an idiot heir, weak both in knowledge and in war. Votes: 0

Nostradamus

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You idiot!" She spat, flattening her ears. "What are you doing in my territory?" "Drowning?" Replied Graystripe. Votes: 0

Erin Hunter

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Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it. Votes: 0

Rodney Dangerfield

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Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot. Votes: 0

Sherilyn Fenn

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The idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own. Votes: 0

W.S. Gilbert

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I'm not an idiot: I know that I can sing and I know that I can act. Votes: 0

Lindsay Pearce

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You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT! Votes: 0

Jeff Foxworthy

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An honest man is all right even if he's an idiot...but a crook must have brains. Votes: 0

Maxim Gorky

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Filled with her love, may I be rather grown Mad with much heart, then idiot with none. Votes: 0

John Donne

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You see the dilemma?â Ham asked. âI see an idiot,â Breeze mumbled. Votes: 0

Brandon Sanderson

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Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot. Votes: 0

Steven Wright

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The magnificence of mountains, the serenity of nature-nothing is safe from the idiot marks of man's passing. Votes: 0

Bill Vaughan

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I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot. Votes: 0

Curt Schilling

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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out. Votes: 0

Adam Sandler

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My feelings towards it can only be paralleled by that of a doting parent towards an idiot child. Votes: 0

Charlotte Bronte

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Any idiot who knows five chords can bang a song together. But it's probably going to be rubbish. Votes: 0

Joe Elliott

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Any idiot, especially one who is prepared to die, who has a gun, can start shooting up people. Votes: 0

Bernie Sanders

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Any idiot can train himself into the ground; the trick is working in training to get gradually stronger. Votes: 0

Keith Brantly

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My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot, ... So we said, `Let's give him a promotion. Votes: 0

Stephen Colbert

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To every rule there is an exceptionand an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one! Votes: 0

Vera Nazarian

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Our word 'idiot' comes from the Greek name for the man who took no share in public matters. Votes: 0

Edith Hamilton

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Romantic Egoist What's better, an idiot who never tries... or an idiot who at least takes a shot? Votes: 0

Bisco Hatori

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And here I am, strapped into a tree, a stone's throw from the biggest idiot in the games. Votes: 0

Suzanne Collins

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When there's an idiot driving crazily in front of you, that can wind the best of you up. Votes: 0

Clive Owen

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The biggest idiot you will meet in life will be the person that thinks they know it all. Votes: 0

Christopher Jones

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What stupid f - king idiot gets married a second time if the first time didn't work out? Votes: 0

Ben Folds

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Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out. Votes: 0

Teri Garr

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There are so many things that you think will look cool but then you look like an idiot! Votes: 0

Anne Burrell

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Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential. Votes: 0

Nicole Sullivan

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I say on the air all time, "if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot." Votes: 0

Glenn Beck

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If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot. Votes: 0

Charles Dickens

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Few of the great tragedies of history were created by the village idiot, and many by the village genius. Votes: 0

Thomas Sowell

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Amongst all the beautiful women in this world..There's always an idiot ex-boyfriend, who still expects her love again Votes: 0

69rascal

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If you interact with things in your life, everything is constantly changing. And if nothing changes, you're an idiot. Votes: 0

Umberto Eco

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America is a great place, speech is free and you're able to expose the fact that you're an idiot, Votes: 0

Eric Stonestreet

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If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot. Votes: 0

W. C. Fields

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What a relief it was to discover that I wasnt realy an idiot! I simply had a learning disability. Votes: 0

John H. Johnson

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If stocks are attractive and you don't buy, you don't just look like an idiot, you are an idiot. Votes: 0

Jeremy Grantham

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I know at times I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot, but I like that person. Votes: 0

Mike Tyson

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Does it scare me, driving into nothing at 300kph? - Of course it does - I'm not an idiot... Votes: 0

Alain Prost

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There are a lot of idiot fund managers out there who add no value to the process at all. Votes: 0

Kevin O'Leary

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I would be an idiot to say comedy is easy, but it does come naturally. It never feels forced. Votes: 0

Rashida Jones

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Every man alive is half idiot & half hero. Only heroes could survive in this maelstrom & only idiots would want to. Votes: 0

Rex Stout

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Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day. Votes: 0

Tahereh Mafi

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It's completely idiot proof." I told them they've got it all wrong. I want a machine that is "idiot friendly. Votes: 0

William Weld

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If I lose you because of the blind idiot I've been then I will be the one who is destroyed Votes: 0

Abbi Glines

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I used to think my father was an idiot, until I turned twenty-one... Then I thought he was a genus. Votes: 0

Mark Twain

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My son's an idiot. His teacher asked him to spell Mississippi. He asked which one? The river or the state? Votes: 0

Rodney Dangerfield

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I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself. Votes: 0

Dina Lohan

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Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years. Votes: 0

Margaret Cavendish

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An ancient tradition declares that every idiot blunder we pass into law will sooner or later redound to Athens' profit. Votes: 0

Aristophanes

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I fell in love. It was a great thing to be in love. I was a complete idiot in love. Votes: 0

Kid Rock

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I like using snapshot cameras because they're idiot-proof. I have bad eyesight, and I'm no good at focusing big cameras. Votes: 0

Terry Richardson

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Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. Votes: 0

Abe Lemons

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The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius. Votes: 0

Billy Wilder

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Any idiot can get on a treadmill and watch TV and then take great pride in the fact they've "exercised. Votes: 0

Mark Rippetoe

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The man who says what he thinks is finished, and the man who thinks what he says is an idiot. Votes: 0

Rolf Hochhuth

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An honest man may really love a pretty girl, but only an idiot marries her merely because she is pretty. Votes: 0

Lord Chesterfield

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Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed. 'The first one. I really resent being called the second. Votes: 0

Melina Marchetta

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Which idiot put the GOP convention the same time as 'Burning Man' in Nevada? Is there time to change this? Votes: 0

Grover Norquist

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We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do. Votes: 0

Stephen Colbert

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motivation alone is not enough.if you have an idiot and you motivate him,now you have a motivated idiot. Votes: 0

Jim Rohn

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Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent. Votes: 0

Kevin Bacon

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There's a lot of us idiot actors that get tattoos and they cover them with makeup when you do a film. Votes: 0

Sean William Scott

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A stylist might say you look amazing in anything. Your family will always tell you if you look a complete idiot. Votes: 0

Mika

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Man is profoundly dependent on the reflection of himself in another man's soul, be it even the soul of an idiot. Votes: 0

Witold Gombrowicz

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I don't know that Donald Trump is anything more to Putin than what Lenin called a poleznye durak, a useful idiot. Votes: 0

David Remnick

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I'm not terribly happy about rock and roll. Certain rock music is uninspiring, numbing; it makes you feel like an idiot. Votes: 0

Manuel Puig

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If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it. Votes: 0

Horace Mann

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When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer. Votes: 0

Joan Van Ark

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I have enough motivation just not looking like an idiot on national television. The fear of disappointing people is certainly higher. Votes: 0

Alec Berg

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The idiot had shot their own dog. That's what happened when the destructive potential of a man's weapons exceeded his intelligence. Votes: 0

Ilona Andrews

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You certainly can't tell anything from the microscopic structure of the brain whether the person was an idiot or a genius. Votes: 0

Ashley Montagu

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It always shocked me how you could understand so many things and be such a complete idiot about so many others. Votes: 0

Jim Butcher

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When you see someone trying to manoeuvre it round the school gates you have to think, you are a complete idiot. Votes: 0

Ken Livingstone

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When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it. Votes: 0

Nikki Glaser

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Said I, in scorn all burning hot,In rage and anger high,"You ignominious idiot,Those wings are made to fly! Votes: 0

Charlotte Perkins Gilman

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Come the millennium, month 12, In the home of greatest power, The village idiot will come forth To be acclaimed the leader. Votes: 0

Nostradamus

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All magic is 'Here's a quarter, now it's gone. You're a jerk. Now it's back. You're an idiot. Show's over.' Votes: 0

Jerry Seinfeld

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There's a lot of us idiot actors that get tattoos and they cover them with makeup when you do a film. Votes: 0

Seann William Scott

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He could only consider me as the living corpse of a would-be suicide, a person dead to shame, an idiot ghost. Votes: 0

Osamu Dazai

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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. Votes: 0

Ronnie Corbett

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The idiot was not a lot of thinking, which is an important move on. Smart people mostly think, consequently never stepped Votes: 0

Bob Sadino

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I can't remember any text of mine where I said that one should fight Hitler without violence; I'm not an idiot. Votes: 0

Adam Michnik

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One is always willfully absurd.... If one does not say silly things with a purpose, then he is merely an idiot. Votes: 0

Galen Beckett

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We're so different. You're an intellectual. I'm an idiot." "Don't say that," I yelled. "You're not an idiot, you stupid idiot. Votes: 0

Melina Marchetta

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Stop blaming your parents. If you're really angry at 60 years old, you're an idiot! You've got to work some of it out. Votes: 0

John Waters

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Iâve never had any objection to appearing depraved or villainous. But I draw the line at looking like a prize idiot. Votes: 0

Lisa Kleypas

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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. Votes: 0

Groucho Marx

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I cannot approve of your method of operation, you proceed like a bewildered idiot, taking not the least notice of my orders. Votes: 0

Napoleon Bonaparte

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The artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it. Votes: 0

Osbert Sitwell

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I was discharged from the army for idiocy and officially certified by a special commission as an idiot. I'm an official idiot. Votes: 0

Jaroslav HaÅ¡ek

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Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it. Votes: 0

Peter Lynch

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Josh [Gad] does such an amazing job playing a lovable idiot. Not many people can do that, as convincingly as he can. Votes: 0

Josh Gad

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Love is not an option. It's the choice of an idiot who wants to end with nothing, robbed and abused and humiliated. Votes: 0

Matt Rees

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By all men bond to Nothing, Being slaves without a lord, By one blind idiot world obeyed, Too blind to be abhorred. Votes: 0

Gilbert K. Chesterton

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You're not an idiot. You're just eccentric. (Selena) That's what they said about Mary Todd Lincoln. Until they locked her up. (Grace) Votes: 0

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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Imagine, if you will, that I am an idiot. Then, imagine that I am also a Congressman. But, alas, I repeat myself. Votes: 0

Mark Twain

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I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, but you wind up being downgraded to idiot status when you don't speak the language! Votes: 0

Alec Baldwin

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Sometimes if something scares me, I lean right into it . I'm not a brave person" I'm more of a fearless idiot. Votes: 0

Nia Vardalos

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Clip your year-end column and put it away for 10 years. See if you don't feel like an idiot when you reread it. Votes: 0

Steve Albini

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A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity. Votes: 0

Janet Evanovich

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I like to take chances, and that's the key to comedy -- dancing like an idiot but doing it with wild abandon. Votes: 0

Megan Mullally

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Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. Votes: 0

Margaret Atwood

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Did you hear what this idiot just said!? He said it's not about the W...It's everything about the W with me! Votes: 0

Bernard Hopkins

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Do not be intimidated by a smart person. It is easier to debate a smart person than to argue with an idiot. Votes: 0

Randall Dale Adams

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If you run into a monkey in some idiot context, automatically you've got a very real problem taking place in the photograph. Votes: 0

Garry Winogrand

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Baseball is the favorite American sport because it's so slow. Any idiot can follow it. And just about any idiot can play it. Votes: 0

Gore Vidal

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Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown... There's something so hopelessly gross and vile about him it's hard to take him seriously. Votes: 0

Maurice Sendak

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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated. Votes: 0

Ambrose Bierce

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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated." Votes: 0

Ambrose Bierce

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What sort of a brain-dead idiot does it take to actually believe that gun laws will prevent criminals from obtaining and carrying guns? Votes: 0

Neal Boortz

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The Greek word for idiot, literally translated, means one who does not participate in politics. That sums up my conviction on the subject. Votes: 0

Gladys Pyle

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To generalize is to be an idiot. To particularize is the alone distinction of merit. General knowledge are those knowledge that idiots possess. Votes: 0

William Blake

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Atheists sometimes come across as a bit arrogant in this regard, and characterizing faith as something only an idiot would attach themselves to. Votes: 0

Richard Dawkins

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The world's best swordsman doesn't fear the second best; he fears the worst swordsman, because he can't predict what the idiot will do. Votes: 0

David Weber

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My father Time is weak and gray With waiting for a better day; See how idiot-like he stands, Fumbling with his palsied hands! Votes: 0

Percy Bysshe Shelley

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In the startup world, you're either a genius or an idiot. You're never just an ordinary guy trying to get through the day. Votes: 0

Marc Andreessen

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I try to buy stock in businesses that are so wonderful that an idiot can run them. Because sooner or later, one will. Votes: 0

Warren Buffett

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In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it. Votes: 0

Elbert Hubbard

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She didn't like the fact that she had reduced a man " no matter how evil he might be"to a drooling idiot. Votes: 0

John Flanagan

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Out, out brief candle, life is but a walking shadow...a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Votes: 0

William Shakespeare

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We need an idiot middle ground, where we have to be honest and say, kids can be idiots and cops can be idiots. Votes: 0

Greg Gutfeld

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A girl doesn't need a guy in her life in order to act like a complete idiot. Certainly I, at least, never have. Votes: 0

Susan Jane Gilman

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If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar. Votes: 0

Sacha Guitry

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Any idiot that wants to make a couple of thousand drawings for a hundred feet of film is welcome to join the club. Votes: 0

Winsor McCay

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My kids hear me behind my door, giggling like an idiot, and they roll their eyes at the blatant indignity of it all. Votes: 0

Berkeley Breathed

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A fan is someone who, if you have made an idiot of yourself on the pitch, doesn't think you've done a permanent job. Votes: 0

Jack Lynch

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I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot. Votes: 0

Steve Martin

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In the startup world, you're either a genius or an idiot. You're never just an ordinary guy trying to get through the day Votes: 0

Marc Andreessen

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If Henry Miller often sounded like a village idiot, it is because, like Whitman, he was the rest of the village as well. Votes: 0

Gore Vidal

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There is nothing that impairs a man's sexual performance quicker than any suggestion that he's not doing it right ('Not there, you idiot!') ... Votes: 0

Helen Lawrenson

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I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Votes: 0

Sarah Silverman

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If you choose to become a smoker, you are an idiot, and you may lack the discipline and intelligence to be a successful entrepreneur. Votes: 0

Gene Simmons

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I try and sit on the fence because as soon as you voice any kind of opinion, people begin to think you're an idiot. Votes: 0

Calvin Harris

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Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me. Votes: 0

Pauly Shore

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You tell me one other person that graduated from Yale that is as inarticulate as Bush. Yale's a great school, and here's this idiot. Votes: 0

Al Jourgensen

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The traits I respect are erudition and the courage to stand up when half-men are afraid for their reputation. Any idiot can be intelligent. Votes: 0

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

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Froi heard Zabat's voice echo over and over again throughout the gorge. Wonderful. The gods had found a way of multiplying the idiot's voice. Votes: 0

Melina Marchetta

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Better Than You island doesn't exist. And if it does it's full of idiots, looking over their shoulder for the next idiot to arrive. Votes: 0

David Robert Whitehouse

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I played Winnie the Pooh in first grade. I was an early adopter of standing in front of people and looking like an idiot. Votes: 0

Jon Hamm

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You can't really dance properly to James Brown. If you dance to James Brown, you look like an idiot. There's a lot of jerking. Votes: 0

Sandra Bullock

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This disease they call 'rap' - some kind of rhythmic pulse is going by, while some sociopathic idiot is belching out grade school poetry. Votes: 0

Frank Sinatra, Jr.

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Sometimes it will be for more money than I've ever been offered before. I mean, am I an idiot again for not doing that? Votes: 0

Will Oldham

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Working with a great director is wonderful for an actor because it means that you're not forced to take the advice of an idiot. Votes: 0

Klaus Kinski

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The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can't even tell who is who. Votes: 0

Chetan Bhagat

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There is no mistaking the dismay on the face of a writer who has just heard that his brain child is a deformed idiot. Votes: 0

L. Sprague de Camp

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When I'm tired, I see industrial pictures. But I'll see one every two months. If I see one every day, I'll become an idiot. Votes: 0

Alejandro Jodorowsky

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If you believe that when the rich get richer, the poor get poorer, then you believe that creating wealth causes poverty, and you're an idiot, Votes: 0

Michael Medved

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The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards. Votes: 0

Lewis Grizzard

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God gave us so many emotions, and so many strong ones. Every human being, even if he is an idiot, is a millionaire in emotions. Votes: 0

Isaac Bashevis Singer

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Wartihog put up his hand. "What happens if we can't read, sir?" "No boasting, Wartihog!" boomed Gobber. "Get some idiot to read it for you. Votes: 0

Cressida Cowell

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That pompous phrase (graphic novel) was thought up by some idiot in the marketing department of DC. I prefer to call them Big Expensive Comics. Votes: 0

Alan Moore

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There were too many idiot men in the world, to her way of thinking. And most of them ended up bumping up against stubborn women. Votes: 0

Nora Roberts

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Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn't. Votes: 0

Friedrich Nietzsche

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Perhaps it's not that I'm frigid-- it's that once I decide I like a guy, I turn into a raging idiot, unfit for public appearances. Votes: 0

Rachel Cohn

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Educational system in America is not as good as in China. You may be an idiot. It is hard to tell with you white people. Votes: 0

Kate Danley

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I was reading everything under the sun from music history to feminist literature to Shakespeare, which is why I'm not a complete idiot at this time. Votes: 0

Emilie Autumn

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Who was the blundering idiot who said 'fine words butter no parsnips'? Half the parsnips of society are served and rendered palatable with no other sauce. Votes: 0

William Makepeace Thackeray

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A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot well-to-do. Votes: 0

Osbert Sitwell

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The challenge is to resist circumstances. Any idiot can be happy in a happy place, but moral courage is required to be happy in a hellhole. Votes: 0

Joyce Carol Oates

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I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment. Votes: 0

John Mulaney

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I turned down the lead role in Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, because that idiot Oliver Stone didn't think the character should play the alto sax. Votes: 0

Michael Cera

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I was studying the sky like I was an astronomer, except it was daytime and I didn't have a telescope, so I was just an idiot. Votes: 0

Sherman Alexie

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I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. Votes: 0

Jimmy Fallon

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The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence. Votes: 0

Christian Finnegan

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I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I'm not a real moron. Votes: 0

Steve-O

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This is an awesome time to be a knowledge seeker, no better time, but it's also the best time in history to be a complete idiot. Votes: 0

David Weinberger

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I just loved playing a man who was unafraid of making an idiot of himself in the process of falling in love. I found that admirable. Votes: 0

Ben Kingsley

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You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you. Votes: 0

Michael Jordan

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There is a technical term for someone who confuses the opinions of a character in a book with those of the author. That term is idiot. Votes: 0

S.M. Stirling

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Believe it or not, I'm a bit clumsy with technology. It's probably why I'm so excited about the touchscreen - even an idiot can use it! Votes: 0

Bjork

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I don't want to have the threat of the sky falling on my head or some idiot pushing some button that sets off World War Three. Votes: 0

Steve Ignorant

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Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can stay in Las Vegas. Votes: 0

Chuck Close

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I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot that way. Votes: 0

Louis C. K.

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I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff. Votes: 0

Ozzy Osbourne

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It takes a particularly rarified variety of idiot to look at a Jew-hating fascist with a small mustache - and decide that his opponent is the Nazi. Votes: 0

James Lileks

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My boyfriend's an idiot," I say as soon as he lurches away."A cute idiot," Ally corrects me."That's like saying 'a cute mutant.' Doesn't exist. Votes: 0

Lauren Oliver

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Andrew hated to see her humiliated and pathetic like this; but he half hated her too for landing herself in it, when any idiot could have seen... Votes: 0

J. K. Rowling

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Now it looks like I'll be known as the musical comedy guy. Which is good news for me. Or I'll be known as the New Zealand idiot. Votes: 0

Bret McKenzie

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In real life, Josh [Gad] is a different kind of lovable idiot. In real life, he's a much filthier idiot. He has a dirty sense of humor. Votes: 0

Josh Gad

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There is no refutation of Darwinian evolution in existence. If a refutation ever were to come about, it would come from a scientist, and not an idiot. Votes: 0

Richard Dawkins

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If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god! Votes: 0

Willie Aames

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I'm an idiot like you said, so whatever you say about me doesn't matter, but you know... Don't you dare point a gun at your own brother! Votes: 0

Kazue Kato

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Forgive me....I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel. Votes: 0

Lloyd Alexander

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If we assume that man actually does resemble God, then we are forced into the impossible theory that God is a coward, an idiot and a bounder. Votes: 0

H. L. Mencken

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I don't like writing as an expert. I like writing as an amateur. I like writing as an idiot. It's much more fun to start in ignorance. Votes: 0

Michael Pollan

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I watched the way they looked at each other. Any idiot could see they were in love, even if they were the only two idiots who couldn't. Votes: 0

Kami Garcia

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Many ordinary Americans make themselves feel better by saying what the famous daytime TV idiot says. But it leads to absolute calamity and disaster, as we are seeing. Votes: 0

Ruqaiyyah Waris Maqsood

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Everyone's brain works in a different way. I didn't feel smart in school; I just didn't get it. I thought I was an idiot. Until I got out. Votes: 0

Jennifer Lawrence

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Any idiot, any stockbroker can get out there and live out a fantasy and pretend like he's playing music. And I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Votes: 0

Mike Patton

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Many ordinary Americans make themselves feel better by saying what the famous daytime TV idiot says. But it leads to absolute calamity and disaster, as we are seeing. Votes: 0

Rush Limbaugh

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This country's crazy in terms of fame and what people think it means. They expect a writer to be something between a Hollywood starlet and the village idiot. Votes: 0

Kent Haruf

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There is a technical, literary term for those who mistake the opinions and beliefs of characters in a novel for those of the author. The term is 'idiot'. Votes: 0

Larry Niven

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So between you and me," I tell Justine on the phone that night, "we're either bitchy or stupid." "Oh God," she moans. "Everyone thinks I'm an idiot." "Thanks! Votes: 0

Melina Marchetta

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The idiot, the Indian, the child and unschooled farmer's boy stand nearer to the light by which nature is to be read, than the dissector or the antiquary. Votes: 0

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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I'm not an idiot; I try not to look, but I see what people say about me on Facebook. I see other things written. But I don't care. Votes: 0

Lindsey Vonn

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I just wanted to make sure that what I write is what appears on screen, to not have some idiot change it on its way to the screen. Votes: 0

Joe Eszterhas

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Nobody can be happy. You could have moments of happiness, moments of joy. But life is very difficult. Unless you're a total idiot. Then you can be happy. Votes: 0

Irvin Kershner

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every idiot who goes about with a 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. Votes: 0

Charles Dickens

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God' - as revealed in his book of edicts and narratives is practically an idiot. He has nothing to say that any sensible person should want to listen to." Votes: 0

Johann Most

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'God' - as revealed in his book of edicts and narratives is practically an idiot. He has nothing to say that any sensible person should want to listen to. Votes: 0

Johann Most

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There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put on a clown show. Votes: 0

Tim Robbins

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We're all watching each other, so there's no chance for censorship. The main problem is the idiot TV. If you watch local news, your head will turn to mush. Votes: 0

Ray Bradbury

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Here's a tip, Alyconeus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don't set up base in the part that's only 10 miles wide. Welcome to Canada, idiot. Votes: 0

Rick Riordan

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I get emails from strangers every day asking for love advice, which is kind of counter-intuitive since I'm making a movie about what an idiot I am with relationships. Votes: 0

Davy Rothbart

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With one long breath, caught and held in his chest, he fought his sadness over his solitary life. Don't cry, you idiot! Live or die, but don't poison everything... Votes: 0

Saul Bellow

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One knows one's madnesses, by and large. By and large the knowledge is vacuous. The notion of naming the beast to conquer it is the idiot optimism of psychotherapy. Votes: 0

Glen Duncan

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Are you afraid of falling, baby? No, Iâm afraid of landing. [Heâs laughing, and Iâm smiling.] Stupid idiot smile, donât you know what comes next? Votes: 0

Ann Aguirre

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You could generally inform a real close friend: when you have manufactured a idiot of on your own he does not truly feel you've finished a long lasting job. Votes: 0

Laurence J. Peter

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I knew I was being an idiot. But I figured if I kept being an idiot, if I didn't actually accept the truth, then the truth would become false. Votes: 0

Sherman Alexie

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I try to remind people, whether you have a growth manager or a value manager, you're going to go through cycles where you think you have a village idiot. Votes: 0

Robert Rodriguez

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I'm really shy with my acting when it's off, because the camera gives me an excuse to be in character, whereas otherwise I would just feel like an idiot. Votes: 0

Brendan Fehr

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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is a hallucinating idiot...for he sees what no one else does: things that, to everyone else, are not there. Votes: 0

Marshall McLuhan

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So long as readers keep reading and my publishers keep publishing, I plan to keep on writing. I'd have to be an idiot to be burnt-out in this job. Votes: 0

Lee Child

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A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, 'Hey, look at me, I'm an idiot.' Votes: 0

Dennis Miller

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How could they think Noel was hot? If this was REALLY Versailles, Noel SO would not be Louis XIV, he would be the French version of the village idiot Votes: 0

Sara Shepard

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God' - as revealed in his book of edicts and narratives is practically an idiot. He has nothing to say that any sensible person should want to listen to. Votes: 0

Johann Most

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Now I'm a God, but tomorrow, when you have to stop me from playing with dead things again, you'll be right back to calling me an idiot, won't you? Votes: 0

Mira Grant

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I'd make a better U.S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters. Votes: 0

Robbie Williams

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Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio. Votes: 0

Juan Manuel Fangio

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I'm surrounded by friends and family who are not that impressed by celebrity. They don't have any problem telling me I'm acting like an idiot or I'm not that funny. Votes: 0

Paloma Faith

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I don't want to date celebrities, I don't want to roll out of clubs absolutely steaming, make an idiot out of myself. I want to concentrate on my music career. Votes: 0

John Newman

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It's hard to take someone seriously when they leave you a note saying, 'Your ugly.' My ugly what? The idiot didn't even know the difference between your and you're. Votes: 0

Cara Lynn Shultz

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Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot. Votes: 0

Steve Coogan

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On top of all that, look at this guy? I mean he's a idiot, he's 7 feet of pure idiot. You put his brain in a parakeet... zing! It'll fly backwards. Votes: 0

Dwayne Johnson

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Forgive me, my sons. I've been defeated by this despicable idiot. This is as far as I go.I leave everything to you.You have my gratitude. Farewell, my sons. Votes: 0

Whitebeard

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The world is a raving idiot, and no man can kill it: though Iâll do my best. But youâre right. We must rescue ourselves as best we can. Votes: 0

D. H. Lawrence

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Obviously you have to make a profit to put out a newspaper. I'm not an idiot. But when the margins are in excess of 25 per cent you're talking about greed. Votes: 0

Carl Hiaasen

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If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot. Votes: 0

Martin Van Creveld

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Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense down a hole. Votes: 0

Adam Duritz

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I looked at him like he was an idiot, but he didnât notice. Or maybe he got it so often, he thought that was how people looked at him. Votes: 0

Amanda Hocking

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As a matter of fact I could beat you two with both my arms and my legs tied. I'll roll down this ramp and score myself a 7-10 idiot split! Votes: 0

Chris Jericho

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Coming to the end of a long shot is brutal so when it's just me, if I mess up I can be like "Sorry. I'm an idiot. Let's go again". Votes: 0

Emma Stone

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I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way. Votes: 0

Ray Romano

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I couldn't hold it together today. George Clooney asked me if I was OK, and I practically collapsed. I couldn't stop crying, I had to go off sobbing like an idiot. Votes: 0

Candice Bergen

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In the press this week, NBC has been calling me every name in the book. In fact, they think I'm such an idiot they now want me to run the network. Votes: 0

Conan O'Brien

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Remember, the village idiot was the spiritual man who built the ark and saved his family. Keep being you and never give up marching to the beat of your own drum! Votes: 0

Shannon L. Alder

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I fought, and therefore, believed in my victory. There is more to the fact that I didn't fear death and preferred a brave death instead of a life of an idiot. Votes: 0

Giordano Bruno

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Whether you are a genius or an idiot, a thief or, like me, a Zen priest who has cultivated the mind for 30 years - the mind anyway is subject to conditions. Votes: 0

Zoketsu Norman Fischer

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My guys studied music from a young age and I did not so I think, like, adding the idiot to the table of very talented musicians gave us a unique rub. Votes: 0

Anthony Kiedis

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When President Ronald Reagan asked me a stupid question once, I called him an idiot in public! I thought I was going to be arrested, but he laughed and appreciated me. Votes: 0

Bikram Choudhury

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I feel the producers really exploited my lack of talent at this time. I looked like an idiot up there. I want to be good, not something that people will laugh at. Votes: 0

William Hung

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I was described as a dreamer, a fantasist, even as the village idiot. I didn't care. What I cared about was convincing people to allow me to go on with my work. Votes: 0

Ada Yonath

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I guess it could be seen as a form of rebellion, but (my dad) is pretty supportive. He's knows I'm just an idiot, so I think that softens it a little bit. Votes: 0

Daniel Tosh

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My father liked me, when I wasna being an idiot. And he loved me, too -- enough to beat the daylights out of me when I was being an idiot. Jamie Fraser Votes: 0

Diana Gabaldon

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I learned more in the rehearsals for 'The Letter' than I have ever dreamed of know in the theater as a critic. If it doesn't make me a better critic, I'm an idiot. Votes: 0

Terry Teachout

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You only get one life so you might as well make it a happy one, and that's why I tend to just jump into things. I'm sort of a fearless idiot that way. Votes: 0

Nia Vardalos

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In jedem Genie steckt auch ein kleiner Idiot.

Schyboll, Christa

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Dummkopf: ein Idiot, der keine Karriere gemacht hat.

Laub, Gabriel

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Mein Homer ist kein Kommunist. Er ist vielleicht ein Lügner, ein Schwein, ein Idiot und ein Kommunist, aber er ist kein Porno-Star!

Simpson, Grandpa

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Jeder Idiot, der irgendwo rausgeschmissen wird, taucht wieder als Berater auf. Ich habe bislang noch jeden erschossen, der in mein Büro gekommen ist.

O'Leary, Michael

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Idiota.- Del griego idiotés, utilizado para referirse a quien no se metía en política, preocupado tan sólo en lo suyo, incapaz de ofrecer nada a los demás

Fernando Savater

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Idiota: Del griego idiotés, utilizado para referirse a quien no se metía en política, preocupado tan sólo en lo suyo, incapaz de ofrecer nada a los demás.

Fernando Savater

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Idiota.- Del griego idiotés, utilizado para referirse a quien no se metía en política, preocupado tan sólo en lo suyo, incapaz de ofrecer nada a los demás.

Fernando Savater

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Any other iron on you?â he asked impatiently. âJust my tongue stud.â His look was a mixture of curiosity and horror. âIâm kidding, you idiot. Letâs go.

Kiersten White

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Arm there," she said. "Other arm, idiot. Now hand there...okay, ready? We're going to start with your left foot. On three. One. Two... What the devil is he doing here?

John Flanagan

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The last level of metaphor in the Alice books is this: that life, viewed rationally and without illusion, appears to be a nonsense tale told by an idiot mathematician.

Martin Gardner

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I'm a vampire, idiot. I don't have x-ray vision." "Some supernatural monster you are, remind me to trade you in for a werewolf, bro. Probably be more useful right now.

Rachel Caine

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A man who is half an idiot, but who keeps a sharp lookout and acts prudently all his life, often enjoys the pleasure of triumphing over men of more imagination than he

Stendhal

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He doesn't scowl, but his mouth is so tense that I know he's angry with me. 'Don't be an idiot,' he says. 'An idiot?' Is he talking about the blanket? 'You were lying.

Veronica Roth

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I tried to be all intellectual and erudite and with others I'd just swear and curse and be an idiot. And suddenly, when they're all in one space, I don't know who I am.

Charlie Brooker

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Everything is going to be fine." I hate it when people say that, people who have absolutely no idea of what's coming next. They turn you into an idiot for even asking.

Jenny Valentine

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The idiot greens the meadow with his eyes, The meadow creeps implacable and still; A dog barks, the hammock swings, he lies. One two three the cows bulge on the hill.

Allen Tate

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Yes, you are,â Chubs agreed. âBut youâre our idiot, so be more careful next time.â âCosigned,â Liam said, hooking his fingers over mine on top of the armrest.

Alexandra Bracken

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I dont know," said Simon, "it doesn't sound so bad to me. I'd rather have someone mess around inside my head than chop it off." "Then you're a bigger idiot than you look.

Cassandra Clare

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A sort of melancholy, and regret, seizes us every time we meet a sophisticated, adulterated idiot. Oh the nice fools of yestertime! Genuine, natural. Like homemade bread.

Leonardo Sciascia

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I think there's a little bit of idiot in everybody and I think some people cover it better than others but I think I am very much a guy who wears his heart on his sleeve.

Steve Carell

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You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if you agree with everything anyone says, you're an idiot.

Stephanie Miller

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I set myself that decision, otherwise I'm driving an opinion at you, and I think that would be treating you like you're an idiot. I don't want to force-feed you my opinion.

Tom Hardy

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Han?" "Yeah, sweetie." "How do you teach a man not to be a noble, long-suffering, self-sacrificing idiot?" "I don't know, sweetie. Mostly I shoot them." "I'll consider that.

Troy Denning

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If you don't cheat, you look like an idiot; if you cheat and don't get caught, you look like a hero; if you cheat and get caught, you look like a dope. Put me where I belong.

Darrell Waltrip

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I'm glad the universe is pointless. It means if I get to the end of my life, the universe can't turn to me and go, 'What have you been doing, you idiot? That's not the point!

Robin Ince

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Look," I whisper to Cat, "Shooting star! That's good luck." She rolls her eyes. "It's a plane, you idiot," she says, and when I look again I can see that she's right. Typical.

Cathy Cassidy

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Only a complete moral idiot can believe for an instant that we are fighting against the wretched of the earth. We are fighting, as I said before, against the scum of the earth

Christopher Hitchens

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Eternal punishment must be eternal cruelty, and I do not see how any man, unless he has the brain of an idiot, or the heart of a wild beast, can believe in eternal punishment.

Robert Green Ingersoll

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Any possible universe could be explained as the work of some sort of designer. Even a universe that is completely chaotic...could be supposed to have been designed by an idiot.

Steven Weinberg

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The Navy is a master plan designed by geniuses for execution by idiots. If you're not an idiot, but find yourself in the Navy, you can only operate well by pretending to be one.

Herman Wouk

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I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, "Dad's an idiot," which lasted a little longer than I'd like.

Tim Allen

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I make make music in my own time, messing around with beats and riffs I write. Always practicing performing in my room most times I probably look like an idiot dancing around haha.

Christina Grimmie

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Discovery is the privilege of the child: the child who has no fear of being once again wrong, of looking like an idiot, of not being serious, of not doing things like everyone else.

Alexander Grothendieck

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We had one idiot put a bomb in a shoe, and now everybody's got to take their shoes off? Where's the bra bomber at? I say, if we've gotta wait in line, let's make it fun for everybody.

Alonzo Bodden

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Dazed, Nick nodded, then looked to Caleb. "I'm such an effing idiot." "We knew that," he said drily. "We definitely didn't have to throw you into a coma for that little-known nugget.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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Life in itself / Is nothing, / An empty cup, a flight of uncarpeted stairs. / It is not enough that yearly, down this hill, / April / Comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers.

Edna St. Vincent Millay

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Anybody who doesn't think that Hong Kong has to depend on the PRC (China) must be the biggest idiot on earth because you are talking about getting access to a 1.3 billion people market.

Gordon Wu

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I try to do as little as possible without looking like an idiot. Research is fun and easy. Writing is hard. So I try not to let the research become an excuse to not do the writing part.

Zachary Lazar

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It takes courage to look like an idiot possibly and fall and fail but that's what it takes to learn to succeed so you have to be willing to practice or rehearse to work your risk muscle.

John Assaraf

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James - "Are you paying attention or just trying to make me look like an idoit?" Elizabeth - "Oh, I'm definately paying attention. If you look like an idiot it has nothing to do with me.

Julia Quinn

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That a greater fool than Jane Eyre had never breathed the breath of life; that a more fantastic idiot had never surfeited herself on sweet lies, and swallowed poison as if it were nectar.

Charlotte Bronte

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I'm home. Ya happy now?' Beck's gravelly voice demanded. "Yes, I am.' "Yer' treatin' me like i'm some idiot kid,' he complained. "Gee, I wonder where I learned that?' He hung up on her.

Jana Oliver

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How do you feel when I smile at you?" he asked - and then he did smile at her, just a little. Not like myself, Cath thought. "Like an idiot," she said softly. "And I never want it to stop.

Rainbow Rowell

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The world, and therefore the workplace, is full of idiots. And the reality of life is that when you get rid of one idiot, another will show up to take his place. It's the curse of humanity.

Larry Winget

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God help you if you use voice-over in your work, my friends. God help you. That's flaccid, sloppy writing. Any idiot can write a voice-over narration to explain the thoughts of a character.

Robert McKee

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I don't care about convincing the people who think I'm naive or an idiot. I'm interested in how do I inspire the people who are open-minded that there's a different way of seeing the world.

Simon Sinek

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I always say that in investing you want to buy stock in a company that has a business that's so good that an idiot can run it, because sooner or later one will. We have a country like that.

Warren Buffett

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We have no higher life that is really apart from other people. It is by imagining them that our personality is built up; to be without the power of imagining them is to be a low-grade idiot.

Charles Horton Cooley

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I think writing is a difficult thing and you need to suffer a little bit, even if it's just to sit there and think what an idiot you are and how anyone else could do this better than you can.

Brian Helgeland

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In a new videotape message, Texas Gov. Rick Perry urges his supporters to follow him on 'Tweeter.' After hearing about it, John McCain laughed and said, âWhat an idiot! It's 'The Tweeter.''

Conan O'Brien

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Beneatha: You didn't tell us what Alaiyo means... for all I know, you might be calling me Little Idiot or something... ... Asagai: It means... it means One for Whom Bread--Food--Is Not Enough.

Lorraine Hansberry

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Anybody who doesn't have fear is an idiot. It's just that you must make the fear work for you. Hell when somebody shot at me, it made me madder than hell, and all I wanted to do was shoot back.

Robin Olds

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I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I was an idiot trying to push this guy to get married when I wasn't even sure if I wanted to.

Jen Kirkman

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Rock stars are idiots. You know that! Remember this moron never went to music school, never learned music theory and can't read or write music. So why not be suspicious of everything this idiot says?

Gene Simmons

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Must be grounded in a philosophy whose foundation is on the solidarity of the human race, a philosophy which will not waver when the race happens to be represented by a drunken woman or an idiot boy.

Jane Addams

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The picture of me just after Iâd found out Aspen was saving up to marry me. I looked radiant, hopeful, beautiful. I looked like I was in love. And some idiot thought that love was for Prince Maxon.

Kiera Cass

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Ironically, he'd yet to leave a good impression. First he'd spilled soda on her, next she'd seen him almost involved in a riot, and then this morning she'd believed him to be either lazy or an idiot.

Nicholas Sparks

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You just put that sword away, sir, please," said the voice of Lance-Constable Vimes. "You will not shoot me, you young idiot. That would be murder," said the captain calmly. "Not where I'm aiming, sir.

Terry Pratchett

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I think only an idiot can be an atheist. We must admit that there exists an incomprehensible power or force with limitless foresight and knowledge that started the whole universe going in the first place.

Christian B. Anfinsen

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Everything was for tomorrow, but tomorrow never came. The present was only a bridge and on this bridge they are still groaning, as the world groans, and not one idiot ever thinks of blowing up the bridge.

Henry Miller

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I get the feeling," Alec said, and smiled, "she hasn't forgiven me for betraying you, as she sees it." "Good girl," said Jace with appreciation. "I didn't betray you, idiot." "It's the thought that counts.

Cassandra Clare

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Itâs crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting and offensive every time.

Andy Samberg

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I had to learn how to drive a cement truck because there is a whole car chase with cement trucks, so I had to learn how to drive a cement truck. I don't like these things, but I'm not an idiot. I can do it.

Christoph Waltz

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Honest to god, Clare, you act like the dress is more important than you being shot!â Of course it is! Itâs a Versace, you idiot! Bring help! Iâm going to save this dress at all costs.â - Sam to Clare

Katie MacAlister

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People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'

Chris Farley

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When you can't smoke, if you stand and stare out of the window on your own, you're an antisocial, friendless idiot. If you stand and stare out of the window on your own with a cigarette, you're a philosopher.

Rory Sutherland

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I think it's much better to have your eyes open, but on the other hand, of course it can do harm if you tell people look, there's all these terrible things you can do and then some idiot may go ahead and do it.

Freeman Dyson

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I think it's a great city. I think it's a fabulous city. But in my young juvenile days, I was an idiot, and I bought 30 cars. And I need to drive those cars, and New York isn't really the place you can do that.

Shaquille O'Neal

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I know I'm going to sound like an idiot, because I actually think that everybody's the nicest guy ever, but I'm telling you: George Clooney, Roland Emmerich, Sidney Lumet - these are literally the nicest people.

Peter Jacobson

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I do 90 minutes of exercise a day, and obviously I have the lap band... (it's) about being fitter, happier and more active.' But he admitted: 'I'm an idiot. I (still) smoke and do all those things I shouldn't do.

James Packer

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I don't even remember why I called myself an idiot. I can be very harshly critical of myself. It depends on my mood, and obviously it depends on where I am in my life. Yes, embracing myself - I'm working on that.

Madonna Ciccone

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When these idiot rightwingers start complaining about poetry being political, I'm fond of reciting Sappho to them, who excluded men from her world. Why does she exclude them? Mostly because of their warmongering.

Sam Hamill

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You were difficult enough to catch," Faste said. Salander gave him a long look, satisfied herself that he was an idiot, and decided that she would not waste too many seconds concerning herself with his existence.

Steig Larsson

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Lawrence immediately saw that it was a trick question. You would have to be some kind of idiot to make the facile assumption that the current would add or subtract 5 miles per hour to or from the speed of the boat.

Neal Stephenson

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One of the most frequent responses I get from non-Christian readers is: 'I'm not sure I agree with all this, but I must say this is the first book I've read by a Christian that didn't treat me like I was an idiot.'

Timothy Keller

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Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly. "I'm glad you're not a guinea pig." "Me, too." I hoped my face wasn't as red as it felt.

Rick Riordan

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We do have American Idiot picked up by HBO and I wrote the record and concept to it. [We have] the writer Rolin Jones and [director] Michael Mayer [who also directed the Broadway production], so we'll see what happens.

Billie Joe Armstrong

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At what point do the people tell the politicians to go to hell? At what point do they get off the couch, march down to their state legislator's house, pull him outside, and beat him to a bloody pulp for being an idiot?

Erick Erickson

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A man would have to be an idiot to write a book of laws for an apple tree telling it to bear apples and not thorns, seeing that the apple-tree will do it naturally and far better than any laws or teaching can prescribe.

Martin Luther

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Dante.Oh,Dante.Seal me!Seal me so hard!.He grabs my hips andpumps his toward mine.Oh,Dante! You're so hot when you seal souls.I shove my idiot-of-a-best-friend off me and laugh.What the hell was that? I ask.My new move.

Victoria Scott

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I myself have been particularly careful never to say a civil word to the United States. I have scoffed at their inhabitants as a nation of villagers. I have defined the 100 % American as 99 % an idiot. And they adore me.

George Bernard Shaw

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Most people call it The Book of the Dead," he told me. "Rich Egyptians were always buried with a copy, so they could have directions through the Duat to the Land of the Dead. It's like an Idiot's Guide to the Afterlife.

Rick Riordan

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Youâre an idiot, Maxon Schreave. Your parents have completely sabotaged you. You could have a thousand girls set before you, and it wouldnât matter. Youâre too stupid to see love when it stands right in front of you.

Kiera Cass

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The thing that I think was very brave of my younger self was that he decided he would be an idiot. Just persevere. That feels brave to me: deciding that I'm going to damn well be this person that I've set my heart on being.

Salman Rushdie

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I wish I had been less keen to inject my own opinions, but I was a teenager and your teenage self is generally an idiot compared to the adult you. That's the way it should be. If it's the other way around, you have a problem.

Emma Forrest

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The fact that many people overindulge, and lose themselves in excess, and make fools of themselves and act like idiots, is no reason for me to do these things. The reason for me to do these things is that I, too, am an idiot.

John S. Hall

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It's not so much that the old friend is a better friend. It's just that you know the person better, and you know they don't really care if you're acting like a poor, grovelling idiot. They know you would do the same for them.

Markus Zusak

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Our story opens where countless stories have ended in the last twenty-six years: with an idiot -- in this case, my brother, Shaun -- deciding it would be a good idea to go out and poke a zombie with a stick to see what happens.

Mira Grant

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Wonder, connected with a principle of rational curiosity, is the source of all knowledge and discover, and it is a principle even of piety; but wonder which ends in wonder, and is satisfied with wonder, is the quality of an idiot.

Samuel Horsley

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I return to problems i can't solve, not because i am an idiot, but because the real problems can't be solved. The universe is expanding. The more we see, the more we discover there is to see. Always a new beginning, a different end.

Jeanette Winterson

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I would have been a lot better off if Iâd studied more when I was growing up, yâknow. But you know where it all went wrong was the day they started the spelling bee. Because up until that day I was an idiot, but nobody else knew.

Brian Regan

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Any idiot can stand in front of a target," I say. "It doesn't prove anything except that you're bullying us. Which, as I recall is a sign of cowardice" "Then it should be easy for you," Eric sys. "If you're willing ot take his place.

Veronica Roth

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When I was younger, my parents used to say, "Trust us on this. We have more experience than you." And I was like, "Shut up, you don't know anything!" But I was an idiot. They did know more stuff because they'd experienced more things.

Chris Hardwick

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All the people in the Kuo-ch'ing monastery They say, "Han-shan is an idiot." "Am I really an idiot:" I reflect. But my reflections fail to solve the question: for I myself do not know who the self is, And how can others know who I am?

Hanshan

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You're screening your calls?" "Why not? It saves me from conversations with idiots." "Is that an insult?" His voice dropped into a deep growl. "You're not an idiot," I told him. "You're just a deadly psychopath with a god complex.(...)

Ilona Andrews

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The fans are bad everywhere you go, with language, and with behavior. You can't put enough cops in the stands, but you ought to give the cops cameras, give people cameras, so they can take a picture of the idiot and you can identify him.

John Chaney

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I always feel like an idiot every time I fly first class because I'm a kid. And I just sit there, and everyone's got their newspapers and they're on the computer, and I'm like, "Can I get a coloring book, please? Can I get some crayons?'

Jennifer Lawrence

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You mean there's someone out there better than your father? (Quills) No, idiot. My father trained him. Just FYI, my father is also his godfather. So you want to be real nice to Dev. All of us take it personally when people aren't. (Adron)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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Jump into an open grave? What kind of idiot are you?" Butters replied. "I might as well put on a red shirt and volunteer for the away team. There's snow and ice and slippery mud down there. That's like asking for an ironically broken neck.

Jim Butcher

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One of the unwritten rules in a presidential news conference is that he'll answer questions. If he chooses not to, there's not much you can do about it other than make yourself look like an idiot screaming, which to me is counterproductive.

Gwen Ifill

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Kylie Minogue is just a demonic little idiot as far as I'm concerned. She gets cool dance producers to work with her for some bizarre reason, I don't know why. She doesn't even have a good name. It's a stupid name, Kylie, I just don't get it.

Noel Gallagher

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Any idiot can build bombs. Our Trinity sits not on some desert sand seared into glass at an abandoned, sad pillar of stones. It's in our heads and our hearts, it's in our genes, this beautiful, gorgeous marriage of money, freedom and ingenuity.

Bill Whittle

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I thought, giving Jeb Bush the benefit of the doubt all these years, that he was sitting, saying, what a numbnut, what an idiot. My brother`s a fool. He`s listening to these neocons that talked him into this war. Dad would have never done this.

Chris Matthews

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She wondered then if she had ever been on the right track. She had been reticent all her life, because it turned out that her opinions were different from what others expected. 'That proves either that I am an exceptional idiot, or the reverse.

Nuruddin Farah

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If we accept the Greek's definition of the idiot as an altogether private man, then we must conclude that many American citizens are now idiots. And I should not be surprised, although I don't know, if there were some such idiots even in Germany.

C. Wright Mills

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I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus.

Sarah Silverman

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Four flips the gun in this hand, presses the barrel to Peter's forehead, and clicks a bullet into place. Peter freezes with his lips parted, the yawn dead in his mouth. "Wake. Up," Four snaps. "You are holding a loaded gun, you idiot. Act like it.

Veronica Roth

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I'm going old school. Adult comedy but you can have your kids in the room. Kind of Andy Griffith meets Bill Cosby meets Bob Newhart. Also my character isn't an idiot as all the rest of the sitcoms recently have the dad character like Homer Simpson.

Henry Cho

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On every hand there seems to be design to defeat design. If God created man - if he is the father of us all, why did he make the criminals, the insane, the deformed and idiotic? Should the mother, who clasps to her breast an idiot child, thank God?

Robert Green Ingersoll

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An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he does nothing. A genius, on the other hand, is content to do nothing, no matter what people think, if he can't find anything worth doing.

Tom Upton

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Oh, I'm sure we could talk them into letting us in for nothing," Marco said. "Just tell them we're Animorphs." "Tell them we're what?" Rachel asked. "Idiot teenagers with a death wish," Marco said. "Animorphs." I tried the word out. It sounded okay.

Katherine Applegate

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Hilary Clinton said you know, it takes a village to raise a child and somebody said it takes a village idiot to believe that â¦ it is part of the whole thing of third parties wanting to make decisions for which they pay no price for when they're wrong.

Thomas Sowell

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By neglecting our garden, we are storing up for ourselves, in the not very distant future, a world catastrophe as bad as any atomic war, and we are doing it with all the bland complacency of an idiot child chopping up a Rembrandt with a pair of scissors.

Gerald Durrell

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The currency of blogging is authenticity and trust... you pay folks to blog about a product and you compromise that. I would almost care about this, but it's so obvious to everyone that this is either a joke or an idiot that there is nothing more to say.

Jason Calacanis

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I feared Sarah was one of those women who instead of laughing said, "That's funny," or instead of smiling said, "That's interesting," or instead of saying, "You are a stupid blithering idiot," said, "Well I think it's a little more complicated than that.

Lorrie Moore

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I have a theory that among the large Western companies (mostly American) the higher an executive is promoted, the more wisdom is lost and by the time he or she reaches the top becomes a complete idiot. Certainly they do not deserve the outrageous salary.

Masaaki Imai

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People are idiots. Including me. Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with the low SAT scores. The only difference is that we're idiots about different things at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

Scott Adams

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If you've got a good enough business, if you have a monopoly newspaper, if you have a network television station - I'm talking of the past - you know, your idiot nephew could run it. And if you've got a really good business, it doesn't make any difference.

Warren Buffett

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There are certain TV shows that probably would have made me rich, and there are certain commitments I could have made that probably would have raised a lot of eyebrows that I didn't. But I don't look back at those decisions and say, 'Oh God, I'm such an idiot.

Josh Gad

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Where is he? Bridgerton!" he bellowed. Three chestnut heads swiveled in his direction. Simon stomped across the grass, murder in his eyes. "I meant the idiot Bridgerton." "That, I believe," Anthony said mildly, tilting his chin toward Colin, "would refer to you.

Julia Quinn

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What are you doing following me around the back streets of London, you little idiot?â Will demanded, giving her arm a light shake. Cecilyâs eyes narrowed. âThis morning it was cariad (note: Welsh endearment, like âdarlingâ or âloveâ), now itâs idiot.

Cassandra Clare

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When I caught up, I grabbed Jackâs arm. âWhat are you doing here?â âHiding! Thatâs how you play the game, right? I thought the title hide-and-seek was fairly self-explanatory. Then again, you are blond.â âSo are you, idiot. Again, what are you doing here?

Kiersten White

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Those who were unlucky in life in spite of their skills would eventually rise. The lucky fool might have benefited from some luck in life; over the longer run he would slowly converge to the state of a less-lucky idiot. Each one would revert to his long-term properties.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

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If you look at the careers of great entrepreneurs and you look at the moment they took their plunge, the plunge is rarely a great financial or material risk, it's a social risk. At the moment they started their new businesses, everyone around them said "you're an idiot'.

Malcolm Gladwell

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I found out that a lot of my liberal friends weren't liberal because they weren't liberal about approaching anybody else's ideas, or at least standing for it. They started getting really animalistic about, "I can't even associate with this guy. He's stupid. He's an idiot."

Clint Eastwood

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Far below, I heard Cacus bellowing as millions, maybe even thousands of filthy gallons of water slammed into him. Meanwhile, Annabeth alternately shouted, gagged, hit me, called me endearing pet names like, "Idiot! Stupid--dirty--moron--" and topped it all off with "Kill you!

Rick Riordan

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You have to make an effort to be in an unprotected environment because everyone thinks you're a completely incapable idiot who couldn't possibly brush his teeth without an assistant. You have to make an effort in order to be able to actually experience the country that you're in.

Christian Bale

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The narrow slit through which the scientist, if he wants to be successful, must view nature constructs, if this goes on for a long time, his entire character; and, more often than not, he ends up becoming what the German language so appropriately calls a Fachidiot (professional idiot).

Erwin Chargaff

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People hope that if they scream loudly enough about "values" then others will mistake them for serious, sensitive souls who have higher and nobler perceptions than ordinary people. Otherwise, why would they be screaming? Moral bitterness is a basic technique for endowing the idiot with dignity.

Marshall McLuhan

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Ever since roughly 1890, when snot poets first decided that rhyme was confining and unnecessary, every idiot with a pen fancied hisself a poet. The mere act of rhyming was suddenly regarded as a quaint, mannered, and uncool atavism, consigning doggerelists like me to the trash bin of literary history.

Gene Weingarten

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Wine heightens indifference into love, love into jealousy, and jealousy into madness. It often turns the good-natured man into an idiot, and the choleric into an assassin. It gives bitterness to resentment, it makes vanity insupportable, and displays every little spot of the soul in its utmost deformity.

Joseph Addison

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It is hereby earnestly proposed that the USA would be much better off if that big, sprawling, incoherent, shapeless, slobbering civic idiot in the family of American communities, the City of Los Angeles, could be declared incompetent and placed in charge of a guardian like any individual mental defective.

Westbrook Pegler

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