There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Votes: 4
Steven WrightSuppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. Votes: 4
Mark TwainThere's Insanity on Both Sides of the Debate When You Argue with an Idiot. Votes: 3
Ernie J ZelinskiThe word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. Votes: 3
Dave BarryNothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in. Votes: 3
Gustave FlaubertPoor, dear God. Playing Idiot's Delight. The game that never means anything, and never ends. Votes: 3
Robert E. SherwoodWhen you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in. Votes: 3
Karl PilkingtonShe crushed it, telling herself she was going to add Big in front of her Idiot tattoo. Votes: 3
Nalini SinghHe was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. Votes: 2
Douglas AdamsI try not to get involved in the business of prediction. It's a quick way to look like an idiot. Votes: 2
Warren EllisIf ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself. Votes: 2
Frederic FarrarFor someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot. Votes: 0
Gordon KormanIt takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot. Votes: 0
Brad WilliamsYou're thinking I'm a hopelessly romantic idiot. And you know what? You're right. Votes: 0
Sonya SonesNothing is more intimidating than an idiotic grin worn by a manifest non-idiot. Votes: 0
Eric Frank RussellThe idiot willingness to choose sides is what feeds the abattoir of history. Votes: 0
Steven HeightonI think everybody's got their insecurities and hang-ups. Everybody! Unless you're an idiot. Votes: 0
Domhnall GleesonClearly," said Arthur,"you're an idiot- but you're our kind of idiot. Come on. Votes: 0
Markus ZusakI have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot. Votes: 0
George Bernard ShawImmortal Spenser, no frailty hath thy fame but the imputation of this idiot's friendship! Votes: 0
Thomas NasheJust because the person who criticizes you is an idiot doesn't make him wrong. Votes: 0
Roger RosenblattTo call yourself a socialist in 2015 is to be an idiot. Socialism fails. Everywhere. Votes: 0
Dennis PragerIt's very hard not to be condescending when you're explaining something to an idiot. Votes: 0
Bill MaherAgree with an idiot and you're only one step away from turning into one yourself. Votes: 0
Dave CourtneyAnyone who hasn't been nervous, or hasn't choked somewhere down the line, is an idiot. Votes: 0
Cary MiddlecoffThe man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking. Votes: 0
EuripidesThere's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot Votes: 0
Stephen WrightMy name's Darren. I'm a musician, part time idiot. That's a full time job actually. Votes: 0
Darren CrissMy son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldBy dint of railing at idiots, one runs the risk of becoming an idiot oneself. Votes: 0
Gustave FlaubertComic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy. Votes: 0
Adam BrodyWhen the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots. Votes: 0
Mark TwainI am not a certified idiotâ" "Lack of certification hardly proves intelligence," Will muttered. Votes: 0
Cassandra ClareThe problem with improv is that you're letting an idiot tell you what to do. Votes: 0
Dino StamatopoulosNo man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. Votes: 0
George Bernard ShawIt is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury; signifying nothing. Votes: 0
William ShakespeareTo be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight. Votes: 0
Georges CourtelineI used to be treated like an idiot, now I'm treated like an idiot savant. Votes: 0
Martin Cruz SmithThere is luck in chess. My opponent was lucky that he was playing against an idiot. Votes: 0
James M. LoyYes, the idiot is indeed the good man, but only because he doesn't know any better. Votes: 0
William SaroyanI don't think you can write an experience as you're having it without being an idiot. Votes: 0
Jessa CrispinIn your lifetime, at what point do you stop being an idiot? I'm 24. Enough is enough! Votes: 0
Ernests GulbisTV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes. Votes: 0
Steve FowlerWho is he?" "An idiot, said Adrian. "Makes me look like an upstanding member of society. Votes: 0
Richelle MeadI will not change. Because if you are successful and you change, you are an idiot. Votes: 0
Arnold SchwarzeneggerWhy does man behave like perfect idiot? This is the problem I wish to deal with. Votes: 0
Albert Szent-GyorgyiYou can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one flippin idiot. Votes: 0
Kim Stanley RobinsonYou can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one flippin idiot. Votes: 0
Kim StanleyGet yourself into something that you don't have passion for and feel like an idiot always. Votes: 0
Ameya AgrawalPeople in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.' Votes: 0
Dave BarryI'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned. Votes: 0
Billie Joe ArmstrongAny idiot can be brave, but courage is about knowing what's at stake, and moving forward anyway. Votes: 0
Meg RyanPeople need to focus on bigger issues instead of whether George Bush is an idiot or not. Votes: 0
Colin Greenwoodwho would dare think that, forever? Some idiot girl who wouldnât know how things played out. Votes: 0
Daniel HandlerBleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot. Votes: 0
Sherilyn FennI kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out. Votes: 0
Adam SandlerBetter to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldTo an old leader will be born an idiot heir, weak both in knowledge and in war. Votes: 0
NostradamusYou take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT! Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyAn honest man is all right even if he's an idiot...but a crook must have brains. Votes: 0
Maxim GorkyDay 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot. Votes: 0
Steven WrightFilled with her love, may I be rather grown Mad with much heart, then idiot with none. Votes: 0
John DonneThings which any idiot could write usually have the quality of having been written by an idiot. Votes: 0
Bram CohenRomantic Egoist What's better, an idiot who never tries... or an idiot who at least takes a shot? Votes: 0
Bisco HatoriAny idiot, especially one who is prepared to die, who has a gun, can start shooting up people. Votes: 0
Bernie SandersAny idiot who knows five chords can bang a song together. But it's probably going to be rubbish. Votes: 0
Joe ElliottMy feelings towards it can only be paralleled by that of a doting parent towards an idiot child. Votes: 0
Charlotte BronteThere are so many things that you think will look cool but then you look like an idiot! Votes: 0
Anne BurrellOnce you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential. Votes: 0
Nicole SullivanThe biggest idiot you will meet in life will be the person that thinks they know it all. Votes: 0
Christopher JonesTo every rule there is an exceptionand an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one! Votes: 0
Vera NazarianOur word 'idiot' comes from the Greek name for the man who took no share in public matters. Votes: 0
Edith HamiltonSomeday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out. Votes: 0
Teri GarrIf the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot. Votes: 0
Charles DickensAnd here I am, strapped into a tree, a stone's throw from the biggest idiot in the games. Votes: 0
Suzanne CollinsWhen there's an idiot driving crazily in front of you, that can wind the best of you up. Votes: 0
Clive OwenWhat stupid f - king idiot gets married a second time if the first time didn't work out? Votes: 0
Ben FoldsIf it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot. Votes: 0
W. C. FieldsThere are a lot of idiot fund managers out there who add no value to the process at all. Votes: 0
Kevin O'LearyI would be an idiot to say comedy is easy, but it does come naturally. It never feels forced. Votes: 0
Rashida JonesWhat a relief it was to discover that I wasnt realy an idiot! I simply had a learning disability. Votes: 0
John H. JohnsonDoes it scare me, driving into nothing at 300kph? - Of course it does - I'm not an idiot... Votes: 0
Alain ProstIf stocks are attractive and you don't buy, you don't just look like an idiot, you are an idiot. Votes: 0
Jeremy GranthamI know at times I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot, but I like that person. Votes: 0
Mike TysonAmerica is a great place, speech is free and you're able to expose the fact that you're an idiot, Votes: 0
Eric StonestreetI fell in love. It was a great thing to be in love. I was a complete idiot in love. Votes: 0
Kid RockIndeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years. Votes: 0
Margaret CavendishThe man who says what he thinks is finished, and the man who thinks what he says is an idiot. Votes: 0
Rolf HochhuthWe have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do. Votes: 0
Stephen ColbertI used to think my father was an idiot, until I turned twenty-one... Then I thought he was a genus. Votes: 0
Mark TwainIf I lose you because of the blind idiot I've been then I will be the one who is destroyed Votes: 0
Abbi GlinesOnly an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day. Votes: 0
Tahereh MafiIf an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it. Votes: 0
Horace MannHe may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. Votes: 0
Groucho MarxThe artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it. Votes: 0
Osbert SitwellChristopher Hitchens was a great warrior, a magnificent orator, a pugilist and a gentleman. He was kind, but he took no prisoners when arguing with idiots. Votes: 1 Richard Dawkins