I think my favorite movie is 'Joe Versus the Volcano' - or maybe 'Multiple Maniacs' by John Waters. Votes: 4
Justin KirkI define fear as standing across the ring from Joe Louis and knowing he wants to go home early. Votes: 4
Max BaerJoe Frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head. Votes: 4
Muhammad AliAre you looking into Joe Biden's supposed botox shots in his forehead? Votes: 3
Elisabeth HasselbeckA message to progressives: By all means, hang Senator Joe Lieberman in effigy. Votes: 3
Paul KrugmanCoffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover. Votes: 3
Robert A. HeinleinI remember on 'JAG,' Joe Jackson punched Stephen Culp and shattered his nose. Votes: 3
David James ElliottWhen you're a great finisher, you'll become popular. Joe Louis was a great finisher. Votes: 3
Mike TysonThe professionals are going to be joined by the average Joe. Everybody's a publisher. Votes: 3
Eric BrownActually, when they have celebrity look-alikes, Im always put up there with Joe Torre. Votes: 3
Dan LauriaYou don't get Billie Joe Armstrong's autograph on your forehead without following your instincts. Votes: 3
Gordon KormanHe (Shoeless Joe Jackson) was the finest natural hitter in the history of the game. Votes: 3
Ty CobbI still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA. Votes: 3
Jen LancasterThe stuff I write with Joe Lo Truglio tends to lean towards horror-comedy and horror. Votes: 3
Ken MarinoWell, my wife, Cathy Gillespie, worked for Joe Barton, who was running for Congress in 1984. Votes: 3
Ed GillespieJoe Lelyveld told me just now that Gandhi and MussoliniActually met. What an extraordinary thought. Votes: 3
Frederick SeidelBetsy. The great war is on but I hope ours is over. Please come home. Joe. Votes: 3
Maud Hart LovelaceI think he [composer Joe Raposo] was the first man who kissed me on the cheek. Votes: 3
Walter CronkiteMrs. Robinson is a little dated now, but it has nothing to do with Joe DiMaggio. Votes: 3
Paul SimonThe nice thing about 'Morning Joe' is that I do get to do serious news sometimes. Votes: 3
Willie GeistAnd Joe Biden, thank you for being the best Vice President I could ever hope for. Votes: 3
Barack ObamaPatience is a virtue. (Tee) Excuse me, pot, could you not pick on the kettle? (Joe) Votes: 3
Sherrilyn KenyonHalf a King is my favorite book by Joe Abercrombie so far, and that's saying something. Votes: 3
Patrick RothfussToday you have something like A Film by Joe Harry. That is patently asinine and ridiculous. Votes: 3
Elmer BernsteinWe got results that would not have been possible without a negotiating partner like Joe Biden. Votes: 3
John McCainAnd my favourite new songwriter is Joe Banfi from Sheffield. He's dark, edgy, serene and beautiful. Votes: 3
Ben LovettJoe Louis, to me, was the finest human being God put on this earth in every way. Votes: 3
Angelo DundeeI want to someday be in the same position as John Elway, Joe Montana and Steve Young. Votes: 3
Vince YoungI'm Joe Canada, who never went to high school. I've never even been to a football game. Votes: 3
Cory MonteithThis is [Joe] Biden's unique way. I mean, here's a guy that never makes a gaffe, right? Votes: 3
Ruqaiyyah Waris MaqsoodThis is [Joe] Biden's unique way. I mean, here's a guy that never makes a gaffe, right? Votes: 3
Rush LimbaughI had listened to Joe Turner. When they'd book Joe there, I'd play the blues behind him. Votes: 3
Jay McShannMy boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci. Votes: 3
Diablo CodyI smoke on the mic like Smokin' Joe Frazier, The hell raiser, raisin' hell with the flavor. Votes: 3
Inspectah DeckBarack Obama and Joe Biden have been working hard to help middle-class families make it in America. Votes: 3
Steny HoyerJoe and Jojo and I had lovely day together. I love Joe so much - more and more. Votes: 3
Dawn PowellIt was never supposed to be a hit. It was supposed to be a Joe Morello drum solo, Votes: 3
Paul DesmondThe internet is a series of tubes, and all of those tubes are filled with Joe Francis' semen. Votes: 3
Theodore StevensI think my favorite movie is Joe Versus the Volcano - or maybe Multiple Maniacs by John Waters. Votes: 3
Justin KirkThe United States is sending its most powerful drone to Libya. That's a long trip for Joe Biden. Votes: 3
Jay LenoI have a lot of love and respect for Melissa Etheridge. I love Joe Cocker, Ray LaMontagne, Feist. Votes: 3
Crystal BowersoxGetting that first knockout against Joe Riggs [in 2006] meant a lot to me then and still does today. Votes: 3
Diego SanchezCan you be a nicer gentleman, or a better man for your sport or your kids than Joe Paterno? Votes: 3
Pete RoseJoe Walsh is a great guy and and an unbelievable talent, Id like to work with him again someday. Votes: 3
Lita FordI would have loved to have played for Joe Gibbs. Look at his record of winning three Super Bowls. Votes: 3
John ElwayI think I could beat Joe Frazier singing. I was in a Broadway musical called Big Time Buck Wright. Votes: 3
Muhammad AliBeing a songwriter, singer, and a great part of a unit is more important than being Joe Guitar Hero. Votes: 3
Vivian CampbellMy favorite team while I was growing up was the New Orleans Saints. My favorite player was Joe Horn. Votes: 3
Jacoby JonesJoe Mantello is the uber director. I wrote him a card tonight saying basically, 'Will you adopt me?' Votes: 3
Jeffrey TamborJoe Torre would tell you to make sure you can hit the ball on the outside part of the plate Votes: 3
Dale MurphyThat's one of the things I hope that the book can do, is to restore some dignity to Joe Cinque. Votes: 3
Helen GarnerI said the same things to Axl [Rose] that everyone said to me when me and Joe Perry were fighting. Votes: 3
Steven TylerI owe a large part of my success to Joe Brown, who helped me both as a player and a person. Votes: 3
Willie StargellWe can never be like it was at Penn State with Joe Paterno. That was an anomaly in an of itself. Votes: 3
James BrownI am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. Votes: 3
Muhammad AliJoe Wambaugh's a friend. I know him only casually, but I like him a lot. I think he likes my books. Votes: 3
James EllroyI've got a Fender Concert amp from the '60s, the one Joe Osborn used. He played his bass through it. Votes: 3
Johnny RamistellaI've got a Fender Concert amp from the '60s, the one Joe Osborn used. He played his bass through it. Votes: 3
Johnny RiversAnd when I first came out from New York, I hadn't driven in a long time. Now I'm like Joe Speedster. Votes: 3
Calista FlockhartA man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. Votes: 3
Marlo ThomasJoe Paterno was a well-educated man, and he was also a man from a different time. Votes: 3
Joe PosnanskiAsk not what your Joe Montaperto can do for you, but rather what YOU can do for your Joe Montaperto. Votes: 3
Joe MontapertoI'm your average Joe guy. I don't really care for politicians. Votes: 1 John Mellencamp
Without social networks, you're not the coolest thing on the Christmas list, and you're not getting any bite. Votes: 1 Joe Green
Heroes are people who are all good with no bad in them. That's the way I always saw Joe DiMaggio. He was beyond question one of the greatest players of the century. Votes: 5 Mickey Mantle
I used to tease Joe Louis by reminding him that I was the greatest of all time. But Joe Louis was the greatest heavyweight fighter ever. Votes: 5 Muhammad Ali
A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. Votes: 2 Marlo Thomas
We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli Votes: 4 Janet Evanovich
I tell you, I'm half tempted to break into CIA custody just so I can break Joe Solomon out of CIA custody just so I can break Joe Solomon. Votes: 4 Ally Carter