My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. Votes: 2
Phyllis DillerI told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you." Votes: 2
Rodney DangerfieldMagic was a thing that, when I did it, it made all the kids go, "Ah, that's cool."
David CopperfieldIf you want plenty of experience in dealing with difficult people, then have kids.
Robert Foster BennettI see so many little boys I wanna marry, I see plenty little kids I've yet to have.
Devendra BanhartKids are always chasing rainbows, but baseball is a world where you can catch them.
Johnny Vander Meer