First Ladies have always been held like specimens under a media microscope. Votes: 3
Andre Leon TalleyLadies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building) Votes: 3
Olivia WildeLadies and gentlemen, I give you the 2008 Canadian CEO of the year, Frank DAngelo. Votes: 3
Terence CorcoranLadies, like variegated tulips, show 'Tis to their changes half their charms we owe. Votes: 3
Alexander PopeLadies, you have to be strong and independent, and remember, don't get mad, get everything. Votes: 3
Ivana TrumpLadies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. Votes: 3
Diane ArbusDr. Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring.[points to self] Votes: 3
Bill LawrenceLadies first." "Why is it men only say that when it's something horrible or dangerous? Votes: 3
Kami GarciaLadies and gentlemen are supposed to be looked after by others, like children and pets. Votes: 3
Mason CooleyLadies of the choir, I want you to sound like twenty-two women having babies without chloroform. Votes: 3
John BarbirolliLadies in bunches always filled me with vague apprehension and a firm desire to be elsewhere. Votes: 3
Harper LeeFor trumpets sterne to chaunge mine Oaten reeds,And sing of Knights and Ladies gentle deeds; Votes: 3
Edmund SpenserLadies and gentleman are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen. Votes: 3
George Bernard ShawA lot of people are curious why I'm a lesbian. Ladies and gentlemen, the cast of Entourage! Votes: 3
Jane LynchLadies and gentlemen.â He [Jabba] sighed. âMeet the kamikaze of computer invaders...the worm. Votes: 3
Dan BrownLadies of Fashion starve their happiness to feed their vanity, and their love to feed their pride. Votes: 3
Charles Caleb ColtonLadies know what to guard against, because they read novels that tell them of these tricks⦠Votes: 3
Thomas HardyLL Cool J should be the spokesman for a line of pajamas called Ladies Love Cool Jammies. Votes: 3
Doug BensonLadies, use a loving voice, use a respectful voice, use a godly voice, but don't lose your voice. Votes: 3
Mark DriscollLong as I live large, life will be luxury, Ladies in Lamborghinis...love is like luck to me. Votes: 3
RedmanRoc The Life' is a song I wrote with The Dream, who made 'Umbrella,' 'Single Ladies' and loads more. Votes: 3
Rita OraAlways carry a book on a date so that when you get bored you can slip into the Ladies for a read. Votes: 3
Sharon StoneIt is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. Votes: 2
Johnny VegasSometimes the ladies involved give too much of themselves, sometimes not enough. Votes: 0
Dusty SpringfieldI'm always really comfortable writing strong, smart ladies. That's kind of my bailiwick. Votes: 0
Chris RobersonGod almighty made women and the Rockefeller gang of thieves made the ladies. Votes: 0
Mary Harris JonesI have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies. Votes: 0
Navjot Singh SidhuThe ladies--Heaven bless them!--are, as a general rule, coquettes from babyhood upwards. Votes: 0
William Makepeace ThackerayThe Cambridge ladies who live in furnished souls are unbeautiful and have comfortable minds. Votes: 0
e. e. cummingsI'd wear clogs, short pants and ladies' bracelets. I created this aura for myself. Votes: 0
Aidan QuinnYou can't do sweatpants... ladies, number one cause of divorce in America, sweatpants, no! Votes: 0
Eva MendesOld ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids. Votes: 0
Milton JonesKurt Cobain was, ladies and gentleman, I just--he was a worthless shred of human debris... Votes: 0
Rush LimbaughThis earthly existence of ours is more brittle that the glass bangles that ladies wear. Votes: 0
Mahatma GandhiAnd you're wasted with your ladies. Yeah I'm the reason why you always getting faded. Votes: 0
DrakeI know ladies don't sweat, but something was running down my face in great rivulets. Votes: 0
Rhys BowenI understand that most ladies tend to prefer lap dogs.... Perhaps I am an exception. Votes: 0
Emily BronteThere will always be ladies who lunch. Always. And apparently they live a long time. Votes: 0
Elaine StritchI usually go for the ethnic ladies. That's kinda my preference, but I don't discriminate. Votes: 0
Mark SallingFirst ladies throughout our history have been expected to be adoring wives and perfect mothers ... Votes: 0
Rosalynn CarterMornin' ladies, my goodness don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good. Votes: 0
Andy GriffithNow before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy. Votes: 0
Eoin ColferI wait on white ladies who walk right out the bedroom wearing nothing but they personality... Votes: 0
Kathryn StockettThey decided the mummy would be unwrapped, for the titillation of the ladies, just after dinner. Votes: 0
Gail CarrigerMadame Aubain's servant Felicite was the envy of the ladies of Pont-l'Eveque for half a century. Votes: 0
Gustave FlaubertEvery club has three types: fans, parasites and people who work their bollocks off, even ladies. Votes: 0
Ken BatesI've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house. Votes: 0
Adam SandlerDressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples. Votes: 0
Graham ChapmanPoets speak of hope in ladies smiles, but give me a smirk any day, I say. Votes: 0
Lois McMaster BujoldGood luck befriend thee, Son; for at thy birth The fairy ladies danced upon the hearth. Votes: 0
John MiltonI was the ladies' man in school. I always had friends; people looked up to me. Votes: 0
Marques HoustonThe miniskirt enables young ladies to run faster, and because of it, they may have to. Votes: 0
John LindsayI think that tennis is a lady's sport, so we should look out there like ladies. Votes: 0
Anna KournikovaIn the society of ladies, want of sense is not so unpardonable as want of manners. Votes: 0
Johann Kaspar LavaterI was exhausted from fake partying. I was like, "I just danced for nine hours. Goodnight, ladies!" Votes: 0
Mila KunisStart young. Throw your arms around ladies' knees. As you get older it will get more interesting. Votes: 0
Shepherd MeadWorst thing in the world? John is completely out of it. Good luck, ladies. He's a freak! Votes: 0
Mandy MooreARSENIC, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn. Votes: 0
Ambrose BierceRemember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did. Votes: 0
Groucho MarxIf I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens Votes: 0
Lily AllenI was too shy to be around real people. It wasn't like old ladies talking to plants. Votes: 0
Michael JacksonI'm sorry, but in my generation and where I came from, only sailors got tattoos. Not ladies. Votes: 0
Andie MacDowellDon't let the cat out or the concierge in: this is the first principle of socialist ladies. Votes: 0
Muriel BarberyAll you ladies that are selling your souls, you need to put your hooker vibes on hold. Votes: 0
LL Cool JI think it kind of took being a character actor to kind of now enter into leading ladies. Votes: 0
Patricia ClarksonGreat ladies ... are like the best sauces -- it is better not to know how they are made. Votes: 0
Octave MirbeauI've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all. Votes: 0
Adam SandlerI wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them. Votes: 0
Chris KattanIt's about ladies, as usual. I'm telling the ladies I got the right temperature to keep them warm. Votes: 0
Sean PaulWith men he can be rational and unaffected, but when he has ladies to please, every feature works. Votes: 0
Jane AustenAh, ladies and gentlemen, a man lives a sad life when he cannot take anything or anyone seriously. Votes: 0
Milan KunderaB is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view. Votes: 0
Robert SmithJust the other day in the Underground I enjoyed the pleasure of offering my seat to three ladies. Votes: 0
Gilbert K. ChestertonTampa's crazy... The ladies in Tampa come in all flavors. I felt like I was at Dairy Queen. Votes: 0
Luther CampbellRudolf Valentino looks very much alive and he looks up ladies dresses as they sadly pass him by. Votes: 0
Ray DaviesOh, come on, ladies. God wouldn't have given you maracas if he didn't want you to shake 'em. Votes: 0
Cynthia Rhodesto be sure, marriage is all in all with the ladies; but with us gentlemen it's quite another thing! Votes: 0
Fanny BurneyWhat I love most about Norway is you ladies. Back home I'm used to fat and hairy women journalists. Votes: 0
Diego MaradonaStyle is a display of character. It's also a great way to express yourself and the ladies like it. Votes: 0
Trey SongzBesides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things. Votes: 0
Ian KelseyWe must admit that it is quite common that people do have affairs with their leading ladies and men. Votes: 0
William H. MacyMy guitar, I sing of thee 'Tis with thee that I decoy And ensnare enchantingly the ladies I enjoy. Votes: 0
Pierre de RonsardSingle ladies, the only thing we need to be rescued from is the notion that we need to be rescued. Votes: 0
Mandy HaleNelson Mandela once said "I can't help it if the ladies take note of me; I'm not going to protest." Votes: 0
Kumi NaidooBecause, as we are toldâa sad old joke, tooâ Ghosts, like the ladies, never speak till spoke to. Votes: 0
Bill VaughanMr. Leonardo DiCaprio - he be soo gorgeous, no wonder all the ladies flockin' to him - He be Gatsby. Votes: 0
Amitabh BachchanOnce, in a magazine interview, I said the difference between shoe ladies and bag ladies is that shoe ladies are just a bit classier. Finished! That started World War III among all the women I knew. I only meant that shoes do more for your look and body than bags do! Votes: 1 Kareena Kapoor Khan
First ladies are doing a lot. But the job remains undefined, frequently misunderstood, and subject to political attacks far nastier in some ways than those any President has ever faced. Votes: 3 Margaret Truman Daniel
She kindly laments that I am not of the party, and to be sure I honour great ladies, and I admire great wits, but I am of the same opinion in regard to assemblies that is held concerning oysters, that they are never good in a month that has not the letter R in it. Votes: 3 Elizabeth Montagu
The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is its own power. The truth will out. Never forget that. Votes: 3 Rush Limbaugh
If you're a single man and you happen to be in this business, you're deemed a player. But I don't see myself as a ladies' man. Votes: 3 Bradley Cooper
I had no idea what to expect when we did Ladies' Night. I didn't think it was going to get nominated for a Grammy. I didn't know that we would have to perform on the MTV Awards show. Votes: 1 Angie Martinez
A typical Seville shop reaches far along the street front, with many open doors, and a counter running the full length. Here ladies sit in pairs and groups, never singly, to cheapen fans and mantillas, while the smiling salesmen, cigarette in hand, shrug and gesticulate and give back banter for banter as gayly as if it were all a holiday frolic. Votes: 1 Katharine Lee Bates
I like people-watching and getting inspiration from the unique people who don't follow any fashion tides. From 12-year-olds who have full freedom, to 86-year-old ladies with a ton of class. Votes: 1 Rila Fukushima
The Rich arrived in pairs And also in Rolls Royces; They talked of their affairs In loud and strident voices... The Poor arrived in Fords, Whose features they resembled; They laughed to see so many Lords And Ladies all assembled. The People in Between Looked underdone and harassed, And our of place and mean, And Horribly embarrassed. Votes: 4 Hilaire Belloc
Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples. Votes: 4 Graham Chapman