My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. Votes: 4
Rodney DangerfieldWinter lingered so long in the lap of Spring that it occasioned a great deal of talk. Votes: 4
Bill NyeAnd ever against eating cares Lap me in soft Lydian airs, Married to immortal verse Votes: 3
John MiltonAssuredly, the size of (Cadel) Evans' heart will come to be compared to Phar Lap. Votes: 3
Paul RamadgeF1 teams need a driver who will consistently set lap times that are 100 percent on the edge. Votes: 2
Jean AlesiWhen Liza Minelli was a child, she used to sit on my lap and call me Uncle Sammy. Votes: 2
Sammy Davis, Jr.O Brother, Where Art Thou?' was this role that utterly fell into my lap and changed my life. Votes: 2
Tim Blake NelsonLiving in the lap of luxury isn't bad except that you never know when luxury is going to stand up. Votes: 2
Orson WellesIf you can't distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn't undertake philanthropic work. Votes: 0
Anton ChekhovThe seasons alter: hoary-headed frosts Fall in the fresh lap of the crimson rose. Votes: 0
William ShakespeareNo louder shrieks to pitying heaven are cast, When husbands or lap-dogs breathe their last. Votes: 0
Alexander PopeI understand that most ladies tend to prefer lap dogs.... Perhaps I am an exception. Votes: 0
Emily BronteTake heed thou trust not the deceitful lap Of wanton Dalilah; the world's a trap. Votes: 0
Francis QuarlesEvery couple years, you know, these great things drop in my lap. It's been fantastic. Votes: 0
John StamosNothing falls into a man's lap from heaven. It is from labour that life grows. Votes: 0
Adolf HitlerScotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace. Votes: 0
Billy ConnollyMansell is slowing it down, taking it easy. Oh, no he isn't! It's a lap record. Votes: 0
Murray WalkerI never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself. Votes: 0
Hannibal BuressWe dropped our troubles into the lap of the storyteller, and they turned into someone else's. Votes: 0
Naomi Shihab NyeOn Sleep's soft lap the head without a crown Forgot the gilded trouble it had worn" Votes: 0
Edward Bulwer LyttonWhat does Christmas mean if we can't encourage small children to sit on a stranger's lap? Votes: 0
Ian O'DohertyPansies in soft April rains Fill their stalks with honeyed sap Drawn from Earth's prolific lap. Votes: 0
Bayard TaylorAngel? Angels didn't sit on the lap of wicked scoundrels-not unless they were the fallen kind. Votes: 0
Sabrina JeffriesMy uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants. Votes: 0
Thom YorkeSome women run with wolves, but the majority would be much happier with your basic lap dog. Votes: 0
Paula WallAs a driver, you want to race every lap possible, especially when you've got a good car. Votes: 0
Romain GrosjeanSome day your head won't find my lap so easily. Trust is a habit you'll soon break. Votes: 0
Imtiaz DharkerTo be thrown upon one's own resources, is to be cast in the very lap of fortune. Votes: 0
Benjamin FranklinYou might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyIt's very, very rare in this business [moviemaking] where a script lands on your lap ready to go. Votes: 0
Leonardo DiCaprioHe is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before in 62. Votes: 0
David ColemanAutumn Into earth's lap does throw Brown apples gay in a game of play, As the equinoctials blow. Votes: 0
Dinah Maria Murlock CraikHer mouth was soft and moist, and she came to me like a dachshund jumping into your lap. Votes: 0
Charles WilliamsCats, I always think, only jump into your lap to check if you are cold enough, yet, to eat. Votes: 0
Anne EnrightAt Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me ! Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldThere is no home as comfortable as your father's arms and no bed as soft as your mother's lap. Votes: 0
Faraaz KaziImagine censors that wouldn't let you sit in a man's lap. I've been in more laps than a napkin! Votes: 0
Mae WestWomen want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury. Votes: 0
Mae WestI gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour. Votes: 0
Frank CarsonThe censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin. Votes: 0
Mae WestThe only sliding I did was on the kind of instrument that you put on your lap; no Spanish electrics. Votes: 0
John FogertyWhere does my fist go when I open up my hand? Where does my lap go when I stand up? Votes: 0
Alan WattsSitting in the lap of the model you intend to paint never seemed to me to be the ideal location. Votes: 0
Julian GreenWhen I stop chasing all the wrong things in life all the good things start to fall into my lap. Votes: 0
Danny CastilloI'm in love with boxing. It fell into my lap and I have been in love with it ever since. Votes: 0
Keith ThurmanHow do you summon up courage to dismiss a cat who is paying you a compliment of sitting on your lap? Votes: 0
Derek TangyeDestiny doesn't ask you if you want it Syn, it just forces it into your lap and deal with it. -RYDER Votes: 0
Amelia HutchinsHe used to sit on my lap. I was sort of ambivalent about that. He was surviving any way he could. Votes: 0
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