I don't drink blood, and last time I looked in the mirror, I had a reflection. Votes: 2
Nicolas CageOlder women are best, because they always think they may be doing it for the last time. Votes: 2
Ian FlemingI drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. Votes: 2
Rodney DangerfieldEveryone's always telling you to be humble. When was the last time someone told you to be great? Votes: 2
Kanye WestI try to treat all the money I'm making like it's the last time I'm going to make it. Votes: 2
EminemI'm a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked. Votes: 2
Tori AmosShe couldn't remember the last time she hugged someone, really hugged someone. Votes: 0
Cecelia AhernWe never do anything consciously for the last time without sadness of heart. Votes: 0
Samuel JohnsonThe heartbreak of losing fades over time, however, the burden of quitting last forever. Votes: 0
Sarah van WaterschootClearly it was time to consider rescheduling that optometrist appointment I'd missed last fall. Votes: 0
Kelley ArmstrongReputations, like beavers and cloaks, shall last some people twice the time of others. Votes: 0
Douglas William JerroldLook at everything as though you were seeing it either first time or last time. Votes: 0
Betty SmithCease-fire is important, but it can last only for a very, very, very short time. Votes: 0
Silvan ShalomWinning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited, because you came in fifth last time. Votes: 0
Denis WaitleyThe last time Earth was 1°C warmer than today, sea levels were 20 feet higher. Votes: 0
Joseph J. RommWe looked at each other for the last time; nothing is as eloquent as nothing. Votes: 0
David MitchellTime shall unfold what pleated cunning hides: Who cover faults, at last shame them derides. Votes: 0
William ShakespeareTime shall unfold what plaited cunning hides: Who cover faults, at last shame them derides. Votes: 0
William ShakespeareUsually, if you're buried alive, that's gonna be the last time that happens, isn't it? Votes: 0
Alice EveWhen's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? Votes: 0
Bobby HeenanLast time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight! Votes: 0
Stone Cold Steve AustinBack then, when everybody thought the world would last forever, nobody had time for anything. Votes: 0
Tom PerrottaI miss Bettie Page. I've been missing her since the last time I photographed her in 1954. Votes: 0
Bunny YeagerDeath... The moment, sometime in the future, when your name is spoken for the last time. Votes: 0
David EaglemanWelcome to We Day! Since last year, WE have volunteered over 1.7 million hours of our time! Votes: 0
Craig KielburgerTime and reflection... modify, little by little, our vision, and at last comprehension comes to us. Votes: 0
Paul CezanneA quota is always something artificial that can only last for a certain period of time. Votes: 0
Jacques SanterTime flies when you're having fun, and I've been having fun for the last thirty years. Votes: 0
Pete ConradAir, an undervalued necessity, that earns your gratitude when you inhale it for the last time Votes: 0
Shaun Neil KingThe study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year. Votes: 0
Woody AllenThese last few years, working with Tim Burton, it's been the best time I've ever had. Votes: 0
Richard D. ZanuckA study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. Votes: 0
Marty AllenFashion is magical, a fantasy. It's madness, and it doesn't last. It's changing all the time. Votes: 0
Carolina HerreraThe last time I saw a brow that low I was watching slides in anthropology class Votes: 0
Jennifer CrusieWe'll know for the first time If we're evil or divine We're the last in line. Votes: 0
Ronnie James DioThe last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack. Votes: 0
Chelsea HandlerI keep on repeating, I'll say it for the last time-I'm not on some ego trip. Votes: 0
Robert MaxwellThe study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year Votes: 0
Woody AllenViolence is always the last option, but if that time comes, it is the only option. Votes: 0
Sir John Gilmour, 2nd BaronetWhen was the last time I chose to be happy rather than demanding to be right? Votes: 0
Linda K. BurtonWhen is the last time government admitted it might have made a mistake and canceled a program? Votes: 0
Thomas BrayNone of this 'different diets' lark. I can't remember the last time I tried some new fad. Votes: 0
Kate WinsletWe'll rock till we drop. We have all agreed this won't be the last time. Everyone's rocking. Votes: 0
Ronnie WoodYour penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens. Votes: 0
Justin HalpernMoms never get out of the kid business. Last time I checked, motherhood had no expiration date." Votes: 0
Lisa ScottolineMy wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldThe last time we raised the gas tax, which is how we built the interstate system, was 1993. Votes: 0
Ray LaHoodNext time there's a ball, ask me before someone else does, and not as a last resort! Votes: 0
J. K. RowlingThe last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net. Votes: 0
Russell HowardOlder women are best because they always think they may be doing it for the last time. Votes: 0
Ian FlemingI do love to capture beauty in this world. And photos can last the test of time. Votes: 0
Nathaniel BuzolicWe want revenge. We played well against them last time, and we feel like it's our turn. Votes: 0
Chris JohnsonThe last time I threw a punch was in primary school, and that was probably a slap. Votes: 0
Martin CompstonImages last for ever, our minds don't - capture what you can before the time runs out. Votes: 0
Sam PopeThe last time I put on this uniform (Cincinnati), I think I was eight, for a father-son game. Votes: 0
Ken Griffey, Jr.I think the last reality show I watched was the first 'Survivor'. That was a long time ago. Votes: 0
David HenrieMy father documented on film for the last time what Tibet looked like before the world got there. Votes: 0
Peter SisI fainted last night! Luckily I was going to bed at the time so I didn't get hurt. Votes: 0
Arj BarkerThe last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag Votes: 0
David LettermanHe is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before in 62. Votes: 0
David ColemanIf you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyI have to say I'm very good on a bike. Maybe the last time I was 5 years old. Votes: 0
Alysia ReinerMy wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldYou had to be willing to fight in order for a love story to last a life time. Votes: 0
Cristina MarreroI just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law. Votes: 0
Stephen ColbertNothing can be sadder or more profound than to see a thousand things for the first and last time. Votes: 0
Victor HugoMaybe you've had skin next to your skin, but when was the last time you let yourself be touched? Votes: 0
Tom SpanbauerThe last time I saw Elvis was when I played my second New Year's Eve show for him in 1970. Votes: 0
Ronnie MilsapEverytime I hold you is the last time I hold you, I've known that since the very first time. Votes: 0
Joakim ZanderThe last time I saw Elvis was when I played my second New Years Eve show for him in 1970. Votes: 0
Ronnie MilsapIt must happen to everyone. The last time you make love, you can't know it will be the last. Votes: 0
Joyce Carol OatesI just try to approach every opportunity on stage, as if it's my first time and my last time. Votes: 0
Misty CopelandThis isn't the first time the world has come to an end, and it won't be the last either. Votes: 0
Joanne HarrisOur theology is still in a time of crisis, and I think this will last for some years more. Votes: 0
Godfried DanneelsI remember taking mushrooms at the wrap party, it was like the first and last time I took that. Votes: 0
Pauly ShoreI have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting. Votes: 0
John MulaneyI just realized how long it was since the last album, and where did the time go? You know? Votes: 0
Jeff LynneThere is more time than there is expanse of the world and so any voyage at last will end. Votes: 0
Ivan DoigLove can touch us one time And last for a life time And never let go till We're gone. Votes: 0
Celine DionThere is a time in the last few days of summer when the ripeness of autumn fills the air. Votes: 0
Rudolfo AnayaIf I'd known it was going to be the last time he'd ever hold me, I'd have paid better attention. Votes: 0
Megan HartThe last time we had Freddy in reality was part two and Freddy sort of went out on his own. Votes: 0
Robert EnglundWe turned at a dozen paces, for love is a duel, and looked at each other for the last time. Votes: 0
Jack KerouacI've spent a life time waiting for the right time, now that you're near, the time is here at last. Votes: 0
Elvis PresleyThe time has come to put an end to the fratricidal war and to recover at last peace and accord. Votes: 0
Bao ?aiThe time has come to put an end to the fratricidal war and to recover at last peace and accord. Votes: 0
Bao DaiI want to think and at the same time that's the last thing in the world I want to do. Votes: 0
Erich Maria RemarqueI think that all my albums are different enough where I don't feel like I did this the last time. Votes: 0
George StraitIf I could have shot 69 in the last round every time, I would have won nine U.S. Opens. Nine! Votes: 0
Sam SneadBut the last time the Cubs won a National League pennant Was the year we dropped the bomb on Japan Votes: 0
Steve GoodmanWe must not stay as we are, doing always what was done last time; or we shall stick in the mud. Votes: 0
George Bernard ShawThe last watch I wore felt like a handcuff. When I need to know the time, I check my cell phone. Votes: 0
Regina BrettI have changed for the last time--this is the man I will be till I die. And that man loves you. Votes: 0
Sharon ShinnI am trying to think of the last time that I just said, 'What the hell!' and did something crazy. Votes: 0
Jennifer AnistonThe last time I changed my camera was 50 years ago. All I need is a good face and the right light. Votes: 0
Jane BownThe Jungle Bush Beaters didn't last too long as a group, but we had a pretty good time while we did. Votes: 0
Levon HelmThe last time I cry was when I won the champions. It was one of the best moments in my life. Votes: 0
Cristiano RonaldoI was in World War II; I cried when they took me in the Navy. That's the last time I cried. Votes: 0
Don RicklesThe 2nd time leads to the 3rd, the 5th, the 7th time,I feel so alive, it won't last but it's alright Votes: 0
John LegendIt was the first time she had visited me here in upstate New York. It was the last time I saw her. Votes: 0
Dennis Kozlowski