Quotes about Late-night

I'm a late-night guy. Votes: 2

It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television. Votes: 2

If I have one criticism of the other late-night shows, it's that they're almost entirely scripted. Votes: 2

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one. Votes: 2

I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night. Votes: 2

David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk. Votes: 2

If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm gone. Votes: 2

Late-night television is like the cereal aisle in the supermarket: too many choices. Also, too many 'different' brands that really aren't different at all. Votes: 2

I'm not a late-night person. After 10 P.M., I'm falling asleep. If I'm out at that time, I'll be the one falling asleep at dinner. Votes: 2

So many groups fail because they spend all their time in the clubs. Work pours in and they can't handle it because of late-night drinking. Votes: 2

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over. Votes: 2

Every president becomes a caricature. The press, partisans, late-night shows, and other arbiters of our culture these days boil down complicated and multi-faceted personalities into one-dimensional punchlines. Votes: 2

After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead. Votes: 2

I'm a terrible interviewer. I'm not a journalist - although I have a Peabody Award - and I'm not really a late-night host. What I am is honest. Votes: 2

Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is to amplify what we think America is thinking. Votes: 2

Living in New York is like being at some terrible late-night party. You're tired, you've had a headache since you arrived, but you can't leave because then you'd miss the party. Votes: 2

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist. Votes: 2

I always was an early-morning or late-night writer. Early morning was my favorite; late night was because you had a deadline. And at four in the morning, you make up some of your most absurd jokes. Votes: 2

Any eyes on me - a late-night street sweeper, some dude texting in his parked car, the homeless guy talking to himself - make me feel uncomfortable when I skate. Everyone expects me to do certain things. Votes: 2

Limit or eliminate late-night computer and television viewing. A computer or TV screen may seem much dimmer than a light bulb, but these screens often fill your field of vision, mimicking the effects of a room filled with light. Votes: 2

If you look at my life before I went into television, the struggle I went through coming out would be surprising to most people, given how comfortable and how out I am being the only late-night gay talk-show host. Votes: 2

American Horror' goes for a very specific kind of Seventies suburban downer ambience - 'Flowers in the Attic' paperbacks, Black Sabbath album covers and late-night flicks like 'Let's Scare Jessica to Death.' It even has 'Go Ask Alice'-era urban legends. Votes: 2

I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it. Votes: 2

I was doing a late-night round as a milkman in 1978 when I heard a radio DJ announce that he was leaving. I marched straight to the radio station and told them I could do better. For some reason, they gave me a go. Votes: 2

You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't. Votes: 2

Twelve-piece cookware sets for ninety-nine bucks are routinely hawked on late-night TV - often by friends of mine. But with a mere five pieces, you can do whatever you like - slay the dragon and then cook its tenderloin in the style of the duke of Wellington, if you want to. Votes: 2

You're working yourself till late at night, and sleeping crazy with deadlines - you're doing it for a reason. Votes: 1

I thought late-night was crowded... the format's repetitive. Votes: 0

Even the city seems dead this late at night. Votes: 0

I missed the boat when I was doing Late Night. Votes: 0

I like to go hear jazz late-night up in Harlem. Votes: 0

Don't believe the things you tell yourself late at night. Votes: 0

Walking round the Champs-Elysees late at night is the greatest time. Votes: 0

She sang late into the night, till her heart was full Votes: 0

In the late hours of the night, befriend the prayer mat. Votes: 0

I'm kind of an insomniac and watch TV late at night. Votes: 0

I like to draw late at night when the house is quiet. Votes: 0

Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London, again. Votes: 0

I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone. Votes: 0

My ex send late night text cause she don't know to let go Votes: 0

Family hang-outs can go very late into the night and involve lots of music. Votes: 0

Drinking makes uninteresting people matter less and late at night, matter not at all. Votes: 0

Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos. Votes: 0

No trouble ever got fixed late at night," he said. "Midnight is for regrets. Votes: 0

I often write either really early in the morning, or really late at night. Votes: 0

I've been followed home late at night. I've been shot at on the highway. Votes: 0

Loneliness is black coffee and late-night television; solitude is herb tea and soft music. Votes: 0

I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound. Votes: 0

Writing is such a solitary existence, and I can only do it late at night. Votes: 0

What I really see myself doing is late-night TV. No woman has ever done it. Votes: 0

I love cereal. I eat several bowls a day, mostly a few late at night. Votes: 0

Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies. Votes: 0

Have you ever walked late at night through a forest when you are first in love? Votes: 0

What we do have is nothin' but time. Welcome to the Shawshank Redemption of late night! Votes: 0

He that riseth late, must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night. Votes: 0

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low. Votes: 0

I shop for clothes when I have time - early in the morning or late at night. Votes: 0

I do know that I don't want to wake him.We were up very late last night. Votes: 0

They will smile, as they always do when they plan a major attack late in the night. Votes: 0

I suppose I will go on selling newspapers until at last will come the late night final. Votes: 0

I suppose I will go on selling newspapers until at last will come the late night final. Votes: 0

I'm not very disciplined. I tend to write late at night because I get distracted during the day. Votes: 0

It's a privilege to present 'Late Night Live'. No radio program, anywhere on Earth, casts a wider net. Votes: 0

I don't typically work that late into the night in a studio, I'm more productive during the day. Votes: 0

Sometimes in my tent, late at night, I think I can hear the stars scraping against the sky. Votes: 0

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night Votes: 0

I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times. Votes: 0

I go to bed late. My mind starts going at night - that's when those creative juices begin flowing. Votes: 0

I mostly eat plant-based, so give me an avocado or something, even late at night, and I'll be happy. Votes: 0

When you're doing late night you're on the grind every night; you send someone to check on your mom. Votes: 0

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Votes: 0

Late night writing is also good, too, but in New York, you've got neighbors. I try to be a good neighbor. Votes: 0

I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show. Votes: 0

I am much more productive late at night because I have no one to look to for entertainment aside from myself. Votes: 0

You don't like hot rod racing or driving late at night, you just want to park where it's nice and dark. Votes: 0

The way I approach stardom and the show, I'm like a politician. I'm an elected late-night official to do your work. Votes: 0

I like to make sure I get enough rest, so I don't make it a priority to go out late night. Votes: 0

You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke. Votes: 0

You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink. Votes: 0

Our most meaningful conversations go on late at night when we're on the phone with our friends or talking to our lovers. Votes: 0

The only way to get vegetables at a diner late night is to order the omelette. A feta cheese and broccoli omelette. Votes: 0

Last night I stayed up late talking about tomorrow, and today I regret it because I was way off (by about 24 hours). Votes: 0

I relish the time I have when there are no interruptions. Most often the best time for writing is late at night. Votes: 0

When I was in college, I wanted to write for 'Late Night With Conan O'Brien,' and I was an intern there. Votes: 0

Donald Trump is not running for president. This is devastating news for Trump's supporters - all of whom are late night comedians. Votes: 0

Your heavenly eyes are shining like a late night starTo be in heaven, I like to get lost in those eyes forever. Votes: 0

But it was too late. I was down the steps and out the door, where the warm night air almost felt like forgiveness. Votes: 0

My favorite time is late at night. I seem to wake up and want to work after 10pm, in my bubble of night. Votes: 0

I see ghosts everywhere, and that is partially a function of my being incredibly near-sighted and reading way too late into the night. Votes: 0

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing... Votes: 0

I work late at night. I'm awake and nobody bothers me. It's quiet and things come and talk to me in the silence. Votes: 0

I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie? Votes: 0

Late night watching T.V Used to be you here beside me Used to be your arms around me Your body on my body. Votes: 0

With Late Night Show I can begin the search for the real Stephen Colbert.I just hope I don't find him on Ashley Madison. Votes: 0

I like working late at night and then going into the house and sitting down and watching a movie and then going to sleep. Votes: 0

I think if you give in and accept society's stereotypes, then you start thinking, 'I cannot dance till late at night because I'm 70.' Votes: 0

I have always loved Waffle House. It's been like an oasis in the desert many times late at night after one of my concerts. Votes: 0

I was used to hanging out late after playing a gig - you mix adrenaline with alcohol and you can stay up all night. Votes: 0

For the average person walking down a dark street late at night, a promise from a politician is worth far less than a .38 Special. Votes: 0

Do your own thing. Others own their own thing. If you copy too much, you'll find yourself in late night cocktail lounge cover band limbo. Votes: 0

From early morning to late at night, it's such an interesting life, and I'm healthy and free, and that's not so easy with a family. Votes: 0

it is night- which remind us-life means to have someone beside you - when you wake up at late night and your hand touch them Votes: 0

It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a pile of clothes. Votes: 0

I really struggle to get up in the morning, but I also get my best ideas really late at night, when I'm trying to sleep. Votes: 0

I learned how fast you can go from being an international hero to being a reference in a joke on a late night talk show. Votes: 0

My weight doesn't really fluctuate, but I make sure I don't eat late at night. It's about making sure I'm right physically because mentally I'm OK. Votes: 0

There is no night life in Spain. They stay up late but they get up late. That is not night life. That is delaying the day. Votes: 0

Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing. Votes: 0

I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes. Votes: 0

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class. Votes: 0

It was never physically dangerous except when I nearly fell off a horse, but it was physically arduous - especially when you were working late at night. Votes: 0

I write best late at night, when everyone in the house has gone to bed. There's something magical about that late night silence that appeals to me. Votes: 0

I'm terrified of writing at night, for then I can't sleep. So I start slowly, slowly writing in the morning and go on into the late afternoon. Votes: 0

Generally my favorite remarks always come from my readers. I've had people say my books made them laugh, or cry, or that it frightened them late at night. Votes: 0

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight, And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way, Do not go gentle into that good night... Votes: 0

Late at night when the wind is still I'll come flying through your door, And you'll know what love is for. I am a bluebird, I'm a bluebird... Votes: 0

But, the best times I have found, in my life, are late at night or early in the morning and I think it's because you're outside the social realm. Votes: 0

I am a late discoverer of 'Friday Night Lights.' I cry every episode at least once. I love to cry - happy, emotional tears. I just love it. Votes: 0

I'm in the process of brainstorming with my marketing team and all that stuff, trying to come up with a concept for a late-night restaurant for people in Birmingham. Votes: 0

There are moments when it's too quiet. Particularly late at night or early in the mornings. That's when you know there's something lacking in your life. You just know. Votes: 0

In the world of late-night comics, Letterman made us feel any hometown boy from Indianapolis could poke fun at celebrities and politicians and do it right to their faces. Votes: 0

In a late-night monologue, it's not just about being funny; you have to come off as knowledgeable. You have to cultivate a persona of trust and intelligence and likeability. Votes: 0

Mayor de Blasio wants to eliminate garbage. He believes New York City produces way too much garbage. Well, heck, forget about producing too much garbage. What about late-night talk shows? Votes: 0

Many of you might already recognize me as the guy in the question-mark suits appearing in the late night TV commercials and on the cover of educational books and CDs. Votes: 0

There's nothing terribly wrong with The November Man in a serviceable late-night cable TV sort of way but neither is there anything terribly right about it. It's unnecessary and derivative. Votes: 0

The average late-night viewer is in their mid-50s and the average viewer of TBS is in their 30s and is largely African-American and Hispanic, already, before I even get there. Votes: 0

In today's America He (Jesus) has moved from the central figure of world history to source material for late-night comics and pundits who would not dare treat other religious leaders with such disrespect. Votes: 0

If we're talking fantasy, I would love to host a late night talk show... More Fallon than Leno. Those guys always seem like they're having way too much fun at their 'jobs.' Votes: 0

When you do late-night TV, you do different jokes in the same place every night. When you're on the road as a comedian, you do the same jokes in a different place every night. Votes: 0

We had only snacks last time, I think it was OK for a day time menu. But this time it will be late night when people gather so we should add some proper meals. Votes: 0

He would use amphetamines to stay awake because he would have late night maneuvers that would go way into the early morning hours and he was given pills to stay up for the long hours. Votes: 0

I've been doing a late-night talk show out here in New Mexico now, 'The After After Party.' We're going to finalize a deal to be in 50 million homes. How blessed can I be, man? Votes: 0

One of the pleasant duties of America's most famous announcers during the relatively short swing era of the big bands was to host late-night remotes from some of the most famous ballrooms throughout the country. Votes: 0