Quotes about Laughs

Faith, mighty faith, the promise sees, And looks to God alone; Laughs at impossibilities, And cries it shall be done. Votes: 4

Men plan. Fate Laughs. Guis Alera, First Lord Votes: 3

I'm becoming the Fuhrer - the Fuhrer of Laughs! Votes: 3

The mind that's conscious of its rectitude, Laughs at the lies of rumor. Votes: 3

Obviously everyone has things in their past that they don't enjoy looking back on [Laughs], but no, you can't change it. Votes: 3

The children with the streamlets sing, When April stops at last her weeping; And every happy growing thing Laughs like a babe just roused from sleeping. Votes: 3

My 93-year-old grandma is a beautiful example of healthy living. She laughs a lot and always says, 'Just be yourself!' She also eats dessert every single day. Votes: 3

What I want for Christmas is to be a Japanese pop star. [Laughs] Santa can't exactly put that under the tree, but I'm hoping that some magic will happen overseas. Votes: 3

All of Creation's a farce. Man was born as a joke. In his head his reason is buffeted Like wind-blown smoke. Life is a game. Everyone ridicules everyone else. But he who has the last laugh Laughs longest. Votes: 3

I had an old band in Scandinavia, the beginning of Mercyful Fate, so it reminds me of my roots as a teenager. We used to play songs like Grinder and all that. It's really like being a teenager again. (Laughs) Votes: 3

When those myths were created, when the Bible was written, man didn't know what an atom or a germ was, or where the sun went at night, or why the women got pregnant. [Laughs.] They needed stories to answer the questions. Votes: 3

Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually I sing Fake Plastic Trees while he reams me from behind *Laughs* It wears me out *laughs*. Votes: 3

The band name came about when the original vocalist died when a huge radio fell on his head. He trotted about for a while dancing with the radio on his head, before he died of asphyxiation and blood loss. *Laughs* it was hilarious Votes: 3

I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it. Votes: 3

I remember when we did our first read-through, Sonny [Bono] looks at the script and he goes, 'Okay, I'll see you guys later. Chai-ay-oh!' And I said, 'It's ciao! Aren't you Italian? C-i-a-o doesn't spell chai-ay-oh.' [Laughs.] Sonny's dead, so he won't be embarrassed if I tell that story. Votes: 3

Earth laughs in flowers. Votes: 2

The earth laughs in flowers. Votes: 2

The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs. Votes: 2

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. Votes: 2

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. Votes: 2

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? Votes: 2

When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative. Votes: 2

Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter. Votes: 2

There isn't a single human being who hasn't plenty to cry over, and the trick is to make the laughs outweigh the tears. Votes: 2

I think there should be laughs in everything. Sometimes, it's a slammed door, a pie in the face or just a recognition of our frailties. Votes: 2

It's easy to impress me. I don't need a fancy party to be happy. Just good friends, good food, and good laughs. I'm happy. I'm satisfied. I'm content. Votes: 2

So the laughs had to come from the character, not because we had balloons in our shirts or were speaking in high voices. That was very important to us. Votes: 2

I just consider myself a piece of the puzzle and I'm lucky enough to be asked or invited to the party, if you will. I hope I can bring some laughs and grimaces to the fans. Votes: 2

When the green woods laugh with the voice of joy, And the dimpling stream runs laughing by; When the air does laugh with our merry wit, And the green hill laughs with the noise of it. Votes: 2

There's absolutely nothing irrational about me; insane, yes, irrational, no. But my dumbest fear would be spinning in the magic tea cups. Who the hell wants to pay to spin around like a bent yoyo for laughs? Votes: 2

If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine. Votes: 2

The laughs mean more to me than the adoration. If two girls walk up to me and one says 'you're cute', I'll say thank you, but I appreciate it much more when the other one says 'you make me laugh so much'. Votes: 2

I must learn to love the fool in me - the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries. Votes: 2

Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy; Canada is like an intelligent, 35-year-old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson. It comes right up to you and laughs very hard in your face in a highly threatening and engaging manner. Votes: 2

Bond is part of the system. He's an imperialist and a misogynist, and he laughs at killing people, and he sits there slugging martinis. It'll never be the same thing as this, because Bourne is a guy who is against the establishment, who is paranoid and on the run. I just think fundamentally they're just very different things. Votes: 2

I don't like any one race or look or type of guy. My tastes as far as looks go are very diverse. I like guys with scruffy beards and leather jackets, but I also like a clean-cut 'GQ'-type guy, so my tastes are very ranged among somebody who laughs at my dumb jokes, too. I have plenty of them. Votes: 2

Isn't it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks. Votes: 2

For my first show at 'SNL', I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn't getting any laughs. This weight of embarrassment came over me, and I felt like I was sweating from my spine out. But I realized, 'Okay, that happened, and I did not die.' You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it. Votes: 2

I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical comedy, I will do it. But whatever the joke needs at that particular time, is where I'm dedicated to. I'm not into beating somebody down and beating myself up. I don't do insults and things like that. I don't do it - I'm a storyteller. Votes: 2

Man plans. God laughs. Votes: 0

He who laughs.....lasts. Votes: 0

People plan, God laughs. Votes: 0

Fate laughs at probabilities Votes: 0

Fate laughs at probabilities. Votes: 0

Who laughs less than feminists? Votes: 0

Essentially, retweets are like laughs. Votes: 0

An arrogant laughs at repentance." Votes: 0

The world laughs in flowers. Votes: 0

God laughs at men's plans. Votes: 0

He laughs best who laughs last. Votes: 0

I don't like scary movies (laughs). Votes: 0

The composer makes plans, music laughs. Votes: 0

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down. Votes: 0

Excessive sorrow laughs. Excessive joy weeps. Votes: 0

If it gets laughs, it's funny. Votes: 0

Man makes plans . . . and God laughs. Votes: 0

He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Votes: 0

Death laughs when old women frolic. Votes: 0

The heart / That laughs must ache. Votes: 0

He who laughs last, laughs best. Votes: 0

I fell in love again (laughs). Votes: 0

He laughs best whose laugh lasts. Votes: 0

He who shoots first laughs last. Votes: 0

He laughs best who laughs least. Votes: 0

He who laughs most, learns best. Votes: 0

I hate losing laughs; they're rare things. Votes: 0

The world laughs at another man's pain. Votes: 0

Faith slips - and laughs, and rallies Votes: 0

When a man plans, a woman laughs. Votes: 0

When Death laughs, no one else does Votes: 0

A maid that laughs is half taken. Votes: 0

Laugh and the world laughs with you! Votes: 0

Nature laughs at the difficulties of integration. Votes: 0

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest. Votes: 0

Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself. Votes: 0

No one is laughable who laughs at himself. Votes: 0

He laughs best who laughs at the end. Votes: 0

No one is laughable who laughs at himself. Votes: 0

A joke isn't a joke until someone laughs. Votes: 0

A woman who laughs is a woman conquered. Votes: 0

He who laughs last didn't get the joke. Votes: 0

He is not always at ease who laughs. Votes: 0

No one laughs at God in a hospital, Votes: 0

The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself. Votes: 0

Whatever you laugh at in others, laughs at yourself. Votes: 0

History laughs at both the victim and the aggressor. Votes: 0

The best laughs are on the recognition of truth. Votes: 0

One loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself. Votes: 0

Whatever you laugh at in others, laughs at yourself Votes: 0

He who laughs best today, will also laughs last. Votes: 0

He who laughs on Friday will weep on Sunday. Votes: 0

In this life he laughs longest who laughs last. Votes: 0

If the person laughs well, they are a good person. Votes: 0

The man that loves and laughs must sure do well. Votes: 0

Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me. Votes: 0

Don't you miss it?" I say. "Being free." He laughs. Votes: 0

The worst thing is a rainy day with no laughs Votes: 0

He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news. Votes: 0

Old School has humongous laughs all the way through it. Votes: 0

Originally, with all the shows, we went looking for belly laughs. Votes: 0

Acid, booze, and ass, needles, guns, and grass, lots of laughs. Votes: 0

A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval. Votes: 0

At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs* Votes: 0

I've gotten like five laughs in movies, just off guy hugs. Votes: 0

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. Votes: 0

He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place. Votes: 0

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after. Votes: 0

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at. Votes: 0

Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new. Votes: 0

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading Votes: 0

We are here for just a spell, so get a few laughs. Votes: 0

With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs. Votes: 0

She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth. Votes: 0

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. Votes: 0

I listen to the crowds [laughs]... I like Blind Melon very much. Votes: 0

I try not to make plans. God always laughs at your plans, Votes: 0

I like a girl who laughs a lot. That's my main thing. Votes: 0

Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature. Votes: 0

The man who laughs has simply not yet had the terrible news. Votes: 0

Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs. Votes: 0

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection." Votes: 0

The average adult laughs 15 times a day; the average child, more than 400 times. Votes: 0

The biggest laughs are based on the biggest disappointments and the biggest fears. Votes: 0

Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies. Votes: 0

Things are changed by a faith that defies obstacles and laughs at impossibilities. Votes: 0

I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny. Votes: 0

To listen to some devout people, one would imagine that God never laughs. Votes: 0

You have to believe there are kisses and laughs and risks worth taking. Votes: 0

When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering. Votes: 0

She who laughs last may not invariably laugh best, but she does laugh. Votes: 0

Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. Votes: 0

What do they call a comedian who doesn't get any laughs? A philosopher Votes: 0

I sit and talk to God, and he just laughs at my plans. Votes: 0

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'. Votes: 0

He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at. Votes: 0

Life, like a child, laughs, shaking its rattle of death as it runs. Votes: 0

The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs. Votes: 0

It's always impressive when talented comedians are easy laughers or generous with their laughs. Votes: 0

Knowledge is more than equivalent to force. The master of mechanics laughs at strength. Votes: 0

Death is sad, yes, but there are some great laughs you can find there. Votes: 0

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can. Votes: 0

If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good. Votes: 0

If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing... Votes: 0

He who climbs upon the highest mountains laughs at all tragedies, real or imaginary. Votes: 0

One does not laugh because one is happy; one is happy because one laughs. Votes: 0

If anybody laughs at your idea, view it as a sign of potential success! Votes: 0

You can say you're a liberal and everybody laughs and it's a good time. Votes: 0

Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry -- and the world laughs harder. Votes: 0

Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it. Votes: 0

Satan laughs at our toil, mocks at our wisdom, but trembles when we pray. Votes: 0

who once had dreams of saving the world, now laughs at anyone who tries. Votes: 0

I am no more lonely than the loon on the pond that laughs so loud. Votes: 0

I've challenged (Donovan McNabb) to whatever athletic endeavor he wants, but he laughs it off Votes: 0

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel. Votes: 0

Him, who incessantly laughs in the street, you may commonly hear grumbling in his closet. Votes: 0

God laughs, it seems, because God knows how it all turns out in the end. Votes: 0

My grandfather can barely even hear, and Chevy Chase makes a face, and he laughs. Votes: 0

Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion Votes: 0

Everyone at his table laughs. They know I can hear them. They just don't care. Votes: 0

A human being should beware how he laughs, for then he shows all his faults. Votes: 0

Take me with you. For laughs, for luck, for the unknown. Take me with you. Votes: 0

Laughter is the best medicine for a long and happy life. He who laughs lasts! Votes: 0

If Satan ever laughs, it must be at hypocrites; they are the greatest dupes he has. Votes: 0

Fool, not to know that love endures no tie, And Jove but laughs at lovers' perjury. Votes: 0

They say God laughs when you make plans, that's why I make appointments and sometimes reschedule. Votes: 0

Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get. Votes: 0

Faith laughs at the shaking of the spear; unbelief trembles at the shaking of a leaf. Votes: 0

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs. Votes: 0

I hate trying to analyze comedy in some deep way. If it gets laughs, it's funny. Votes: 0

He who laughs and loves is always rich; he who sulks and hates is always poor! Votes: 0

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before. Votes: 0

He who laughs at everything is as big a fool as he who weeps at everything. Votes: 0

The fellow who laughs last may laugh best, but he gets the reputation of being very slow-witted. Votes: 0

Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*. Votes: 0

Standing on a ledge again. Everyone laughs at dancing monkey with the typewriter. Not for long, though. Votes: 0

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you. Votes: 0

To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news. Votes: 0

Where do the really best laughs come from? Terrific connections made intellectually, or terrific revelations made emotionally. Votes: 0

Life is like a bully that gets laughs by seeing how much humiliation you'll put up with. Votes: 0

I seen a baby cry seconds later he laughs... the beauty of life, the pain never lasts. Votes: 0

And that's the way I have always lived, for the laughs "“ today. N-O-W. No Other Way. Votes: 0

Half the world cries Half the world laughs Half the world tries To be the other half Votes: 0

I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs. Votes: 0

A mind conscious of right laughs at the falsehoods of rumour. [Lat., Conscia mens recti famae mendacia risit.] Votes: 0

I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes. Votes: 0

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs. Votes: 0

Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. Votes: 0

It lies in human nature that where you experience your first laughs, you also remember the age kindly. Votes: 0

Putin looks at her and he laughs. OK? He laughs. Putin. Putin looks at Hillary Clinton and he smiles. Votes: 0

The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh. Votes: 0

Laugh it up, asshole. But she who laughs last laughs longest, and I intend to belly roll tonight ~Tabitha Votes: 0

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now. Votes: 0

She laughs an honest laugh... one that puts the fakes on edge and makes them dream of being better. Votes: 0

Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian. Votes: 0

And God 'sits in the heavens and laughs' at the proud who pretend to be more than they are. Votes: 0

There is a proverb in the South that a woman laughs when she can, and weeps when she pleases. Votes: 0

My problem is people seem to laugh at me, but the one that laughs harder than anybody is me. Votes: 0

For better or worse, there are few things so disarming as one who laughs well at her own expense. Votes: 0

I'm not elitist. I like to do crowd-pleasing stuff which is a bit smart, but is just about belly laughs. Votes: 0

Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway Votes: 0

Everyday I look forward to bringing a few laughs, giving a little advice and making people feel good about themselves. Votes: 0

Affinity' is beautiful and intense, with no laughs. It's a rather delicate and emotional love story, with a spooky element. Votes: 0

'Affinity' is beautiful and intense, with no laughs. It's a rather delicate and emotional love story, with a spooky element. Votes: 0

What a fool cannot learn he laughs at, thinking that by his laughter he shows superiority instead of latent idiocy. Votes: 0

The Bible has no doubt had much influence in its time, but it provides very few laughs. None, in fact. Votes: 0

The world laughs at things it would really prefer to admire, and like Aesop's fox it criticizes things it covets. Votes: 0

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation. Votes: 0

On the whole, we treat the Devil shamefully, and the worse we treat Him the more He laughs at us. Votes: 0

I don't think a married couple can go through life without laughs together any more than they can without tears. Votes: 0

The devil's aversion to holy water is a light matter compared with a despots dread of a newspaper that laughs. Votes: 0

As for movies, what's great about comedy is that if your movie gets laughs and makes money, you have freedom. Votes: 0

No one in Germany laughs at vice, nor do they call it the fashion to corrupt and to be corrupted. Votes: 0

You're not just looking for laughs, but you're trying to do the characters first, and then the laughs come afterwards. Votes: 0

All religions are pieced together out of elements which seem so at odds with reason that any intelligence laughs at them. Votes: 0

I'm a pretty good ventriloquist, but it's the entertainment value and the laughs that keep people sitting there and wanting more. Votes: 0

The rosary in the hand, repentance on the lips, and the heart full of sinful longings-sin itself laughs at our repentance! Votes: 0

Well, shoes, bags and clutches are usually my big weaknesses - my husband always laughs when I call them 'investment pieces. Votes: 0

I think one of the dangers of humor is becoming seduced by it and sacrificing the story for a few laughs. Votes: 0

Art is something that nobody laughs at and nobody makes any money out of is the attitude, which I would dispute. Votes: 0

For a man learns more quickly and remembers more easily that which he laughs at, than that which he approves and reveres. Votes: 0

To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs* Votes: 0

Colors are the smiles of Nature. When they are extremely smiling, and break forth into other beauty besides, they are her laughs. Votes: 0

Well, shoes, bags and clutches are usually my big weaknesses - my husband always laughs when I call them 'investment pieces.' Votes: 0

I just love having little vocal snippets like laughs and coughs, not necessarily stuff that has huge significance, just little human qualities. Votes: 0

When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do standup, it's silent. Votes: 0

After the first few readings in comedy venues I did begin to write for laughs. There's something so gratifying about stimulating laughter. Votes: 0

What a marshmallow. You should hold out for someone with a stronger stomach. Someone who laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit. Votes: 0

You find out that the universe is a system that creeps up on itself and says 'Boo' and then laughs at itself for jumping. Votes: 0

The devil smiles when we make plans. He laughs when we get too busy. But he trembles when we pray-especially when we pray together. Votes: 0

There are three stages to a man's life. 1. He laughs at Clark Griswold. 2. He sympathizes deeply with Clark Griswold. 3. He laughs at Clark Griswold. Votes: 0

If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer. Votes: 0

When a man bleeds inwardly, it is a dangerous thing for himself; but when he laughs inwardly, it bodes no good to other people. Votes: 0

Please is frail like a dewdrop, while it laughs it dies. But sorrow is strong and abiding. Let sorrowful love wake in your eyes. Votes: 0

I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never really clean *laughs*. Votes: 0

All that we know is nothing, we are merely crammed wastepaper baskets, unless we are in touch with that which laughs at all our knowing. Votes: 0

It's kind of fun to be a clown. I've always played the clown. The clowns come on, get the biggest, juiciest laughs, and then leave. Votes: 0

Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs. Votes: 0

Scarlett: You should die of shame to leave me here alone and helpless. Rhett: You helpless? (laughs) Heaven help the Yankees if they capture you. Votes: 0

I know what it feels like to miss everything about him--the way he smells, the way his mouth curls up when he laughs, his voice. Votes: 0

I think serious situations actually make for the best kind of belly laughs. But theyre also the hardest to convert into comedy at the outset. Votes: 0

When the worst student hears about the Way, he laughs out loud. If he did not laugh, it would be unworthy of being the Way. Votes: 0

My philosophy of life is that I am deeply, deeply serious about my work and for the rest I like to have a few laughs. Votes: 0

I think serious situations actually make for the best kind of belly laughs. But they're also the hardest to convert into comedy at the outset. Votes: 0

I go in the sea as little as I can. If there's a girl and I have to accompany her, then obviously I go (laughs)! Votes: 0

Life laughs at you when you are unhappy; Life smiles at you when you are happy; But life salutes you when you make other happy. Votes: 0

I watch his hands, they're lumpy but clever. "Is there a word for adults when they aren't parents?" Steppa laughs. "Folks with other things to do? Votes: 0

Once more the liberal year laughs out O'er richer stores than gems or gold: Once more with harvest song and shout Is nature's boldest triumph told. Votes: 0

I had a couple of decent laughs on Townies, but for the most part, delivering a joke that you just know is not funny is hard. Votes: 0

Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company. Votes: 0

Life is what you make of it. There's always fun and laughs right under your nose if you're willing to open your eyes to see it. Votes: 0

Well, it's a lot less dangerous - working with snakes and mountaibn lions and dangerous animals - than working in Hollywood [laughs]. Hollwood will kill you. Votes: 0

What does it matter whether I am shown to be right! I am right too much!--And he who laughs best today will also laugh last. Votes: 0

When a new baby laughs for the first time a new fairy is born, and as there are always new babies there are always new fairies. Votes: 0

You get in a smart crack, and everyone laughs and kikis because you've found a flaw and exaggerated it, then you've got a good read going. Votes: 0

I am persuaded that every time a man smiles - but much more so when he laughs - it adds something to this fragment of life. Votes: 0

Sometimes I wish that I hadn't learned how to crochet," I say, and Alice laughs. Obviously she thinks I'm joking, which is maybe for the best. Votes: 0

My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing. Votes: 0

A pitfall of making a comedy with a studio-and it's also an American cultural thing-is that I get tired of being encouraged to go always for laughs. Votes: 0

I don't suppose God laughs at the people who think He doesn't exist. He's above jokes. But the devil isn't. That's one of his most endearing qualities. Votes: 0

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got to have them. Votes: 0

Make a man laugh a good hearty laugh, and you've paved the way for friendship. When a man laughs with you, he, to some extent, likes you. Votes: 0

A man of knowledge chooses a path with a heart and follows it and then he looks and rejoices and laughs and then he sees and knows. Votes: 0

The cat that laughs is crazy. Man who does not laugh is below... (Le chat qui rit est un fou. - Homme qui ne rit est dessous...) Votes: 0

Relationship humour gets the most laughs. If I'm able to get the women laughing, men will have to laugh along because they would be scared to death. Votes: 0

If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a man ... just watch him laugh. If he laughs well, he's a good man. Votes: 0

I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team. Votes: 0

She likes herself, yet others hates, For that which in herself she prizes; And while she laughs at them, forgets She is the thing that she despises. Votes: 0

Sometimes you're not getting the laughs you want or at the place you want but that doesn't mean it's not funny. It means you haven't explored it enough. Votes: 0

laughing is not the first expression of joy. ... A person laughs in idleness, for fun, not for joy. Joy has nothing, nothing but the old way of tears ... Votes: 0

This one sits shivering in Fortune's smile, taking his joy with bated, doubtful breath. This other, gnawed by hunger, all the while laughs in the teeth of Death. Votes: 0

A wise person laughs and smiles through the eyes. . . . The smile and laughter through the eyes influence people tremendously. No energy leaks if you smile through the eyes. Votes: 0

I've always been very bonded to animals - more so than most people. (laughs) I don't think that they can defend themselves, so we have to help them. Votes: 0

Acting is about communicating what it is like to be human: the pain, the laughs, the misery, the joy. I suppose I am searching to have it all. Votes: 0

Laugh, and the world laughs with you;Weep, and you weep alone;For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,But has trouble enough of its own. Votes: 0

Laugh, and the world laughs with you: Weep, and you weep alone. For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, But has trouble enough of its own... Votes: 0

They were actually really nice to me [in Fast 8]. We had BBQs every day on set. We had a lot of laughs and a lot of good times. Votes: 0

I am no more lonely than the loon in the pond that laughs so loud, or than Walden Pond itself. What company has that lonely lake,I pray? Votes: 0

I knew already when I was seven years old, that I wanted to be on stage and entertain people. I sell laughs. Here, you got one for free! Votes: 0

Anyone who has problems, or worries, anyone who laughs and cries, anyone who feels can write. It's only talking on paper... talking about the things that matter to us. Votes: 0

Taboo was kind of celebrating trash, the kind of records you secretly loved, like Yes Sir, I Can Boogie, by Baccara [laughs] - things that you probably shouldn't like. Votes: 0

For me, making the show work was getting belly laughs - like most variety artists. But the straight actor believes you fix your performance in rehearsal and that's it. Votes: 0

I've never ever read a script. I really must read Macbeth, because I was in it once. I got a lot of laughs in that, I can tell you. Votes: 0

Bad taste is not illegal. I always got my first laughs as a kid by saying inappropriate things. That's always how we're going to get our laughs as comics. Votes: 0

You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, The car behind me is paying for two. Votes: 0

When a Christian shuns fellowship with other Christians, the devil smiles, When he stops studying the Bible, the devil laughs. When he stops praying, the devils shouts for joy. Votes: 0

The Frenchman, easy, debonair, and brisk, Give him his lass, his fiddle, and his frisk, Is always happy, reign whoever may, And laughs the sense of mis'ry far away. Votes: 0

You've got to be pretty confident that you're good. If I do a show and for whatever reason no one laughs, I'll be like, 'Wow, those people are weird'. Votes: 0

I laugh every day. There are days when my laughs are pretty hollow. Dust comes out of your mouth, and your bones make a funny sound. But I'm laughing. Votes: 0

A rule of thumb with humor; if you worry that you might be going too far, you have already not gone far enough. If everybody laughs, you have failed. Votes: 0

I made some jokes about weed, got some laughs, made some more jokes, got some more laughs; next thing you know, I'm telling a lot of jokes about it. Votes: 0

You're free to join us, but only if you promise not to stare at the new kid." Miles laughs. "Staring is very rude. Didn't anyone ever tell you that? Votes: 0

The difference between a great soul and an ordinary man is this: the latter weeps while leaving this body, whereas the former laughs. Death seems to him a mere play. Votes: 0

There are rumblings of Captain America 3. I don't know what's going to happen there. I've got to find the time, man (laughs). I'm trying to stay home and I can't. Votes: 0

We're not short of movements proclaiming that a different world is possible, but unless we can coordinate them into an international movement, capitalism just laughs at all these little organisations. Votes: 0

I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes. Votes: 0

My first time on stage was the class "graduation" at the Comedy Store. It was awesome. Everything got huge laughs and I just thought I knew how to do comedy. Votes: 0

All my friends are funny, witty, fun-loving people. As are my parents, and the people I work with. I get at least a couple of good laughs in every day. Votes: 0

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It's crazy, but even at funerals, people will get huge laughs. Votes: 0

If a sect arises whose tenets would subvert morals, good sense has fair play and reasons and laughs it out of doors without suffering the State to be troubled with it. Votes: 0

I did standup while still working for Johnny Carson in the mid-'60s, thus gaining the advantage of at least getting laughs from him about how I hadn't the night before. Votes: 0

Earth laughs in flowers to see her boastful boys Earth-proud, proud of the earth which is not theirs; Who steer the plough, but cannot steer their feet Clear of the grave. Votes: 0

Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly laughs you’ve come to expect from Jessica Alba. Votes: 0

I'm a straight lady, the best in Hollywood. There is an art to playing the straight role. You must build up your man, but never top him, never steal the laughs. Votes: 0

It'll be a change," says Marcus. "Something different.""Not a mystery."Marcus laughs. "No. Not a mystery. Just a nice safe history."Ah, my darling. But there is no such thing. Votes: 0

Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be. Votes: 0

If you're a movie star, the studios don't want you to act. They just want you to show up and look good and chase girls and have a lot of laughs. Votes: 0

I try not to make plans. God always laughs at your plans. I'm going to keep the door open, and keep the page blank, and see what gets painted upon it. Votes: 0

I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any laughs when they told their story. Votes: 0

I'll get laughs in the places I don't want them and that makes me realize the direction I want to go in. I don't mean to get too deep into comedy here. Votes: 0

After the Ed Sullivan Show, Feb. 9, 1964, at approx. 8:04pm [laughs], after that moment every album, every guitar, evey set of drums that was ever sold ... 10% should have gone right into their pocket! Votes: 0

I love you," I tell him againI see that," he laughs, kissing meSimple words would have sufficed. You didn't need to knock me down with it." I giggleShut up and kiss me." Votes: 0

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. Votes: 0

You know what my philosophy of life is? That it's important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life. Votes: 0

I guess I prefer the laughs. I couldn't do a whole set of just shocks, but I like throwing a fastball inside every now and then to keep people on their toes. Votes: 0

I had this tic where I touch my mouth to my knee, and I'm always screwing up my back. I've had two shoulder surgeries. My doctor just smiles and laughs at me. Votes: 0

Not many women will go out on a limb to make themselves really unattractive and unfeminine so you can get the laughs, but it's a great thing to do in my book. Votes: 0

Man is the animal who weeps and laughs - and writes. If the first Prometheus brought fire from heaven in a fennel-stalk, the last will take it back - in a book. Votes: 0

By laughing at me, the audience really laughs at themselves, and realizing they have done this gives them sort of a spiritual second wind for going back into the battles of life. Votes: 0

Craig Nelson who is an actor and is in a show called Coach in the United States. We began to do some improvisational stuff and we used to get laughs and things. Votes: 0

Like a ventriloquist who laughs at his dummy's jokes, I keep trying to make photographs that seduce me into believing in the image - all the time knowing better, but believing anyway. Votes: 0

There's not really much destruction in New York besides the weather and it's a natural force so it's not like any destruction. But LA gets leveled (laughs). That's my comment to Hollywood. Votes: 0

Fair laughs the morn, and soft the zephyr blows, While proudly rising o'er the azure realm In gallant trim the gilded vessel goes, Youth on the prow, and Pleasure at the helm. Votes: 0

Man is a long time coming. Man will yet win. Brother may yet line up with brother: This old anvil laughs at many broken hammers.There are men who can't be bought. Votes: 0

There's different kinds of laughs. It's like a baseball lineup: this guy's your power hitter, this guy gets on base, this guy works out walks. If everybody does their job, we're gonna win. Votes: 0

The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes. Votes: 0

Goldie [Hawn] is one of the sharpest ladies I've ever worked with. She doesn't miss a thing. She's my greatest audience. She laughs at all my stories and in the right places, too. Votes: 0

There are more people abusive to others than lie open to abuse themselves; but the humor goes round, and he that laughs at me today will have somebody to laugh at him tomorrow. Votes: 0

Laugh not too much; the witty man laughs least: For wit is news only to ignorance. Lesse at thine own things laugh; lest in the jest Thy person share, and the conceit advance. Votes: 0

We were tremendously encouraged by the testing of Analyze That. Audiences loved it. They were telling us that they liked it as much as the original. We recorded the laughs in the theater. Votes: 0

Now let's repeat the non-conformists' oath: I promise to be different! (audience repeats) I promise to be unique! (audience repeats) I promise not to repeat things other people say! (audience repeats, laughs) Good! Votes: 0

Possibly the only thing we Notekillers place on a higher pedestal than music is laughs, so, of course, we also know that the idea of the title is a kind of humorous futility. Votes: 0

The poet is like the prince of clouds Who haunts the tempest and laughs at the archer; Exiled on the ground in the midst of jeers, His giant wings prevent him from walking. Votes: 0

As much as I liked acting for its playfulness and the reward of hearing big laughs wash over you on a stage, I always felt I should do something that I could control. Votes: 0

He laughs, sucking his lip ring into his mouth. "I promise I'll go easy on you." A naughty feeling dances inside me. "What if I don't want you to go easy on me? Votes: 0

I did five episodes of Townies as Jenna Elfman's boyfriend. I was a guest star, but it was the first time I really got to play laughs in front of a sitcom audience. Votes: 0

There are a lot of laughs in this movie, but it's not just about the laughs. It's really about the story, about a guy who finds his soul and realizes what's truly important. Votes: 0

I thought maybe, just by never preaching, never doing any of that stuff because it doesn't work. By just maybe the power of example and some laughs, maybe somebody might go take a walk. Votes: 0

It's just occurred to me that some horror films everybody laughs because they're so ridiculous and they're so frightening in a way, the filmmakers' are trying everything, that they just end up being funny. Votes: 0

We are here just for a spell and then pass on. So get a few laughs and do the best you can. Live your life so that whenever you lose it, you are ahead. Votes: 0

I don't care who's No. 1 on the call sheet or how big my trailer is. I care about the work. I don't care who gets the laughs. I just care that the laugh comes. Votes: 0

I find I've always been judgmental about comedy (laughs) and it's hard to turn that off, really. But what constant exposure to live comedy does is it makes you give people a second chance. Votes: 0

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't. Votes: 0

And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I'd probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up. Votes: 0

My favorite work is The Full Monty because I got an Oscar for it. But it was really hard work at the time. Sometimes comedy is not a bundle of laughs to actually do. Votes: 0

I love comedy. Playing the underdog, and getting the laughs is my form of entertainment. I could think of nothing different that I would want to be doing at this time in my life. Votes: 0

I, too, saw God through mud - The mud that cracked on cheeks when wretches smiled. War brought more glory to their eyes than blood, And gave their laughs more glee than shakes a child. Votes: 0

Most orgies that you go to, I have found, most of it is sad. All that wildness, all those laughs were like the shining silver and gold paper on packages, but there was nothing inside. Votes: 0

I love being on stage, I love being able to tell a story, I love the fact that the audience listens and laughs at it. It makes me happy, and it's what I live for. Votes: 0

The comedies are not a million laughs on the set. Its business and the dramas are business as well, really. When I'm writing it I struggle more with drama because I started out in comedy. Votes: 0

Kissing just like she laughs: honest, heartfelt and heartful, she pulls me down as I lift her up , and the hum she gives when my tongue finds hers makes every one of my nerves fire. Votes: 0

I don't know if I'd want to do that anymore, because you always get bigger laughs on college campuses. So, when the film plays in front of a city audience, you've probably cut too loosely. Votes: 0

When I was a playwright earlier in my career - my senior project in high school was my first produced play - I used to put on the title page: 'A tragedy with laughs.' Votes: 0

[Ridicule] laughs at all those who see the earnestness of life and who still believe in true feelings and in serious thought ... It soils the hope of youth. Only shameless vice is above its reach. Votes: 0

Did we kiss last night?" "Yes." "Well, it wasn't memorable because I have no recollection of it." He laughs. "I was kiddin'. We didn't kiss." He leans in. "When we kiss you'll remember it.Forever. Votes: 0

An ideal day for me is a combination of a fun-exciting creative moment with work partners, some laughs and games with my kids, a good surf session, and great conversation with friends around a meal. Votes: 0

I separated myself in Prada because I didn't want to have fun. They were all having a lot of fun - Emily Blunt and Stanley Tucci - and they were a little coterie of laughs. Votes: 0

For me, the great joy is to watch an audience watching what I've made. To hear not a peep from the audience at the right moment, and then to hear the laughs and the cheers. Votes: 0

Life is full of choices. We don't always make good ones. It seems to Kristina you gotta be crazy to open your windows, invite the demons in. Bree throws rocks at the feeble glass, laughs Votes: 0