Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. Votes: 5
David MellorOnly Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty. Votes: 3
George Bernard ShawLawyers like to leave no stone unturned, provided they can charge by the stone. Votes: 3
Deborah RhodeLawyers know life practically. A bookish man should always have them to converse with. Votes: 3
Samuel JohnsonLawyers, Preachers, and Tomtits Eggs, there are more of them hatch'd than come to perfection. Votes: 3
Benjamin FranklinLawyers are always confident before the verdict. It's only after that they share their doubts. Votes: 3
Julian FellowesLawyers are operators of the toll bridge across which anyone in search of justice has to pass. Votes: 3
Jane Bryant QuinnLawyers (are) operators of the toll bridge across which anyone in search of justice has to pass. Votes: 3
Jane Bryant QuinnLawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into one big one. Votes: 3
Hedy LamarrLawyers with a weakness for seeing the merits of the other side end up being employed by neither. Votes: 3
Richard BarnetMarriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers. Votes: 2
Richard PryorI consider that women who are authors, lawyers, and politicians are monsters. Votes: 0
Pierre-Auguste RenoirThis might seem impossible to believe, but some lawyers actually like lawyering. Votes: 0
Charles SouleCriticizing lawyers for lawsuits is like criticizing linebackers for knocking people down. Votes: 0
Dale DautenWe were just a one-room bookstore; we didn't have any money for lawyers. Votes: 0
Lawrence FerlinghettiIf the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers. Votes: 0
E. F. L. Wood, 1st Earl of HalifaxUnfortunately, what many people forget is that judges are just lawyers in robes. Votes: 0
Tammy BruceGovernment lawyers have a duty to disclose evidence of wrongdoing in the government. Votes: 0
Ken StarrThe only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries. Votes: 0
Clarence DarrowWe are led by lawyers who do not understand either technology or balance sheets. Votes: 0
Thomas FriedmanThe only people helped by the death tax are lawyers, accountants, and IRS agents. Votes: 0
Bob SchafferIt is unfortunate to consider all lawyers as natural Satanists many are just dumb. Votes: 0
Abraham MaslowPoliticians were mostly people who'd had too little morals and ethics to stay lawyers. Votes: 0
George R. R. MartinThe coffee arrives, and we backslide into what lawyers do best---talking about other lawyers. Votes: 0
John GrishamIn one respect at least the Martians are a happy people, they have no lawyers. Votes: 0
Edgar Rice BurroughsIn the old days all you needed was a handshake. Nowadays you need forty lawyers. Votes: 0
Jimmy HoffaEverything bad that has ever happened to me has been caused by agents or lawyers. Votes: 0
Orson WellesThe way things are going the faces on next year's bubble-gum cards will be lawyers. Votes: 0
Reggie JacksonSelf-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason lawyers didn't make it Votes: 0
Douglas William JerroldThe Constitution doesn't belong to a bunch of judges and lawyers. It belongs to you. Votes: 0
Anthony KennedyLegislation needs a better reason than that lawyers like it, and that America does it. Votes: 0
Lawrence LessigHate lawyers all you want. Unlike you, we'll never be replaced with robots. Case closed! Votes: 0
Natalya VorobyovaThat one hundred and fifty lawyers should do business together ought not to be expected. Votes: 0
Thomas JeffersonWhile the United States has been busy creating lawyers, we have been busier creating engineers. Votes: 0
Akio MoritaIf law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers? Votes: 0
Calvin TrillinThat's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other. Votes: 0
Christopher DardenThe negative principle that no law is free law, is not much known except among lawyers. Votes: 0
Abraham LincolnIf your lawyers tell you that you have a very good case, you should settle immediately. Votes: 0
Richard IngramsAll the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more, that everyone's given up. Votes: 0
Ian HislopDon't expect other nations to have a democracy like ours - they don't have enough lawyers. Votes: 0
Cullen HightowerThen came the churches, then came the schools, then came the lawyers, then came the rules. Votes: 0
Mark KnopflerMovies in Hollywood now, for the past 20 or 30 years, are made mainly by lawyers or agents. Votes: 0
Jean-Luc GodardLook at the Justice Department, it's full of Jews...The lawyers in government are damn Jews. Votes: 0
Richard M. NixonWe have all kinds of government compensation systems that are much more efficient than the lawyers. Votes: 0
John StosselI am not afraid of lawyers as I used to be. They are lambs in wolves' clothing. Votes: 0
Edna St. Vincent MillayIf we wanted to make money we would have become lawyers or doctors or stuff like that. Votes: 0
Gabriel BaIt is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true. Votes: 0
Gerald F. LiebermanIt is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour Votes: 0
Thomas JeffersonTell the trial lawyers to get out of your state and to quit costing businessmen and women. Votes: 0
Rick PerrySelf-defense is the clearest of all laws; and for this reason - the lawyers didn't make it. Votes: 0
Douglas William JerroldI'd be bored to death if I spent all my time with other businesspeople, bankers and lawyers. Votes: 0
Eli BroadVicars, MPS and lawyers were amont those who considered me to be the best hostess in London. Votes: 0
Cynthia PayneI think writers are a lot like lawyers. We feed off the misfortunes of people, even ourselves. Votes: 0
Gail Anderson-DargatzI don't want to create responsible shows with lawyers in them. I want to invade people's dreams. Votes: 0
Joss WhedonAs women and as lawyers, we must never again shy from raising our voices against sexual harassment. Votes: 0
Hillary ClintonThe rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you. Votes: 0
George W. BushThe only thing I expect out of lawyers is that they be back in their coffins by sunup. Votes: 0
F. Ross JohnsonThe only people who benefit from lawsuits are lawyers. I think we made a couple of them rich. Votes: 0
Gavin RossdaleSome women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives. Votes: 0
Joan RiversWhat we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers. Votes: 0
Adam CarollaWhen cops are on the job they love lawyers like lions love hyenas, only minus the mutual respect. Votes: 0
Reed Farrel ColemanIf equity and human natural reason were allowed there would be no law, there would be no lawyers. Votes: 0
Christina SteadWhat you leave at your death, let it be without controversy, else the lawyers will be your heirs. Votes: 0
Frances OsborneMy definition of utter waste is a coachload of lawyers going over a cliff, with three empty seats. Votes: 0
Lamar HuntThis matter is in litigation. All of you know lawyers. They are adamant that you don't say anything. Votes: 0
Connie ChungWe got dragged through a system and got burned by crooked lawyers, and the list goes on and on. Votes: 0
Gerald CaiafaIt took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't. Votes: 0
Mignon McLaughlinThe only ones who will see an increase in pay are some of the trial lawyers who bring the cases. Votes: 0
Orrin HatchWe are all honorable men here, we do not have to give each other assurances as if we were lawyers. Votes: 0
Mario PuzoIve always had an affinity for lawyers. My dad is a lawyer. Hes retired now. My brother is a lawyer. Votes: 0
Scott BakulaI was a lawyer for 10 years, and when you're in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. It's a great trick. Votes: 2 Stephan Pastis
I think that lawyers are terrible at admitting that they're wrong. And not just admitting it; also realizing it. Most lawyers are very successful, and they think that because they're making money and people think well of them, they must be doing everything right. Votes: 1 Alan Dershowitz