Just because you saw a vampire doesn't mean that a snowman or a Loch Ness Monster also exists. Votes: 4
English humor resembles the Loch Ness Monster in that both are famous but there is a strong suspicion that neither exists. Votes: 4
People often trust low-res images because they look more real. But of course they are not more real, just easier to fake... You never see a 10-megapixel photograph of Big Foot or the Abominable Snowman or the Loch Ness Monster. Votes: 4
Contrary to popular belief, the Loch Ness Monster is not a dinosaur -- it's a huge mutant duck, a top researcher claims.... Most mainstream Nessie researchers consider Gluber's duck theory to be horse feathers and are trying to blast it out of the water. Votes: 4
Can I ask you a question? You know with vampires and werewolves and goblins and things, is there any mythological creature that doesn't actually exist?" "Of course," he replied. "The unicorn and the leprechaun would be would be the two main ones. The Loch Ness Monster isn't real, either, that's just someone called Bert. Votes: 4
The inclination to believe in the fantastic may strike some as a failure in logic, or gullibility, but itâs really a gift. A world that might have Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster is clearly superior to one that definitely does not. Votes: 3
As those of you with children know, rational parenting is like the Loch Ness Monster. We all hope it's out there somewhere, but we don't know anyone who has actually discovered it (and if we do come across someone who claims to have found it, deep down we think that person is a little off. Votes: 3
The Loch Ness monster doesn't exist either. Loch Ness is just not big enough to hide a thirty foot amphibian or reptile for hundreds of years. Votes: 2
I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er Votes: 2
Eine gescheite Maus weiß mehr als ein Loch. Votes: 3 Plautus, Titus Maccius
We cannot, of course, disprove God, just as we can't disprove Thor, fairies, leprechauns and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Votes: 4 Richard Dawkins