Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. Votes: 6
Johnny CarsonI started on the fringes of journalism as a cartoonist on The Daily Mail. Votes: 4
Humphrey LytteltonHe that respects himself is safe from others. He wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. Votes: 4
Henry Wadsworth LongfellowThe Mail Online is like carbs - you know you shouldn't but you do. Probably two or three times a day Votes: 4
Lily AllenI have no ghost writers. I personally write every message and every piece of published mail. Votes: 2
David WilkersonYou wouldn't believe the kind of hate mail I get about my work on irregular verbs. Votes: 2
Steven PinkerFan mail is one thing, but fans you meet in person are a different matter entirely. Votes: 2
Audrey MeadowsI would really hate to have e-mail. It's bad enough with all the mail I get. Votes: 2
Marian McPartlandAnd I did Batman, too. I did Mr. Freeze. I get more mail for him than anything I've ever done. Votes: 2
Eli WallachI communicate mostly via e-mail and receive hundreds of e-mails a day. Votes: 0
Diane von FurstenbergRespondents had been so overwhelmed by their in-box they'd declared "e-mail bankruptcy. Votes: 0
Susan MaushartMy e-mail address is actually my wife's e-mail address. I actually hate computers. Votes: 0
Joe SakicDreams are like letters from God. Isn't it time you answered your mail? Votes: 0
Marie-Louise von FranzCBS News finally received anthrax in the mail. As usual, we're number three. Votes: 0
David LettermanEverybody is a writer. Everybody uses e-mail and has Facebook pages and tweets. Votes: 0
Mary NorrisI take the fan response very seriously and respond personally to my fan mail. Votes: 0
Andrew LincolnE-mail is interesting. We can't live with it, and you can't live without it. Votes: 0
Tim Berners-LeeI saw that e-mail was insidiously invading Phones 4u, so I banned it immediately. Votes: 0
John CaudwellLetters are something from you. It's a different kind of intention than writing an e-mail. Votes: 0
Keanu ReevesE-mail has some magical ability to turn off the politeness gene in a human being. Votes: 0
Jeff BezosWhat does this mean 'mailer daemon'? Satan, are you messing with the e-mail system already? Votes: 0
Herbert Jay SternRay Johnson was a great innovator of mail art and photocopying and sending people photocopies. Votes: 0
Leo FitzpatrickYou need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist! Votes: 0
Janet EvanovichCarloads of tourists would photograph the family mailbox, and there was weird mail, death threats. Votes: 0
Henry ThomasMy wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week. Votes: 0
Henny YoungmanThose who are absent, by its means become present; it [mail] is the consolation of life. Votes: 0
VoltaireThe future of the airlines lay in hauling people, not in hauling mail for the government. Votes: 0
C. R. SmithLove can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junk mail. Votes: 0
Daniel HandlerI've found that if you're not responsive to e-mail, it trains people to leave you alone. Votes: 0
David KarpAlive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail never clinking. Votes: 0
J. R. R. TolkienPeople send everyone hate mail. That's the way the world works right now, I'm nothing special. Votes: 0
Nikki ReedWhat the federal government does basically is borrow money from people and mail it to people. Votes: 0
George WillI'm not very technically minded. I mean, I don't know how to do e-mail on computers. Votes: 0
Kate WinsletLarge men in black plate mail with red cloaks and plumes don't sneak worth a damn. Votes: 0
Tanya HuffYou could be somewhere where the mail was delayed three weeks and do just fine investing. Votes: 0
Warren BuffettThere's a finite market for DVD-by-mail, and the growth over the next 10 years will be in streaming. Votes: 0
Reed HastingsI've always believed that dreams were both the love letters and the hate mail of the subconscious. Votes: 0
Pat ConroyI personally call one of my fans every month. I answer all of my own fan mail. Votes: 0
Keegan AllenI am one of the graduates of the William Morris famous, famous mail room from the 60s. Votes: 0
Irwin WinklerE-mail is a modern Penny Post: the world is a single city with a single postal rate. Votes: 0
Anne FadimanI don't have any of the modern stuff. I don't have e-mail. I don't have a computer! Votes: 0
Elmore LeonardI keep my phone number unlisted and rely on my associates to handle all voice mail, e-mail, faxes. Votes: 0
Stephen CoveyI can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing Votes: 0
Groucho MarxNow back in those days, to become a rural mail carrier you had to be approved by congress. Votes: 0
Betty HillIt wasn't fair, but fairness was something you had to go get; it wasn't delivered like the mail. Votes: 0
Tim PowersJim Henson was the only piece of fan mail I ever wrote when I was a little kid. Votes: 0
Neil Patrick HarrisI am one of the graduates of the William Morris famous, famous mail room from the '60s. Votes: 0
Irwin WinklerI used to keep my college roommate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks. Votes: 0
Joan Walsh AnglundI would love to have the power to stop waking at 3 a.m. every night to check my e-mail. Votes: 0
Stanley BingBut music is reflection of self, we just explain it, and then we get our checks in the mail. Votes: 0
EminemI think it's a sensible thing not to read your fan mail - not to take it too seriously. Votes: 0
Robin TrowerI've thought of publishing a book of my hate mail, but I don't own the rights to the letters. Votes: 0
Alan DershowitzEvery day when I open the mail I encounter a find with a brand-new brew of story and emotion. Votes: 0
Davy RothbartI get so lonely sometimes, I could put a box on my head and mail myself to a stranger. Votes: 0
Mary KarrHave you ever written a letter you knew you could never mail but you needed to write it anyway? Votes: 0
Sue Monk KiddNever write when you can talk. Never talk when you can nod. And never put anything in an e-mail. Votes: 0
Eliot SpitzerI think e-mail and social media and all that has made me feel way less isolated than ever before. Votes: 0
Victoria ChangI don't need my phone to play me music. I need it to be a phone and an e-mail thing. Votes: 0
David DuchovnyI'd like to dial it back 5% or 10% and try to have a vacation that's not just e-mail with a view. Votes: 0
Elon MuskWhen I took command in Vietnam, I gave great emphasis to food and medical care - and to the mail Votes: 0
William WestmorelandMen live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there Votes: 0
Scott AdamsWhen I took command in Vietnam, I gave great emphasis to food and medical care - and to the mail. Votes: 0
William WestmorelandI am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people. Votes: 0
Randy NewmanI think e-mail is kind of a cheap way to communicate. It's a lazy way of writing a letter, you know. Votes: 0
Peyton ManningI'm an e-mail junkie though I'm trying to read my in-box only twice a day and to answer all at once. Votes: 0
Judy BlumeI do get a lot of mail. I get a lot of foreign mail because my mail gets mixed with Emilio Estevez. Votes: 0
Erik EstradaThe Net is not television. It is the finest direct-marketing mechanism in the history of mankind. It is direct mail with free stamps, and it allows you to create richer and deeper relationships than you've ever been able to create before. Votes: 3 Seth Godin