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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. Votes: 4
Katharine HepburnCaesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something. Votes: 2
Will CuppyNo man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Votes: 2
Benjamin DisraeliRituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. Votes: 2
John LennonMarried life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them. Votes: 2
Jefferson MachamerWhen I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married. Votes: 2
William ShakespeareNuns and married women are equally unhappy, if in different ways. Votes: 0
Christina, Queen of SwedenMorality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married. Votes: 0
George Bernard ShawMen enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married. Votes: 0
C. Northcote ParkinsonDon't ever fret over married children; they will take care of themselves. Votes: 0
Nachman of BreslovAmong even the happiest married couples there are always moments of regret. Votes: 0
Honore de BalzacYou should indeed have longer tarried By the roadside before you married. Votes: 0
Walter Savage LandorOh I don't plan on getting married. It's a legalized form of prostitution. Votes: 0
Candace BushnellI've been married three times, really I should only have been married once. Votes: 0
Sinead O'ConnorOnce you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide. Votes: 0
Robert Louis StevensonOnly when Genius is married to Science can the highest results be produced. Votes: 0
Herbert SpencerIf and when we get married, only a completely opposite system will prevail. Votes: 0
David O. SelznickPeople shouldn't be allowed to get married until it's too late to have kids. Votes: 0
Jonathan Safran FoerIf it's not working before you get married, marriage isn't going to fix it. Votes: 0
Courtney Thorne-SmithThe papers say we're married, but it's the heart that writes the love story. Votes: 0
Anthony LiccioneIf they only married when they fell in love, most people would die unwed. Votes: 0
Robert Louis StevensonIf it's not working before you get married, marriage isn't going to fix it. Votes: 0
Courtney Thorne SmithIt's funny when you get married, you do find other couples to hang out with. Votes: 0
Jennifer LopezBut my mother and father were married when my mom was 20 and my dad was 24. Votes: 0
Rachael Leigh CookIt was so amazing to fall crazily in love and get married and have kids. Votes: 0
Sam Taylor-JohnsonI got married, I really waited a long time - three days after I graduated. Votes: 0
Madeleine AlbrightBut my mother and father were married when my mom was 20 and my dad was 24 Votes: 0
Rachael Leigh CookIt doesn't matter when you get married as long as it is the right person. Votes: 0
Jigme Khesar Namgyel WangchuckIn Hawaii, there are 50-year-old grandfathers, because they got married so early.
Cary-Hiroyuki TagawaIf married couples did not live together, happy marriages would be more frequent.
Friedrich NietzscheI would have made different choices. You know, I might have married somebody else.
Elizabeth EdwardsThe church that is married to the spirit of this age, becomes a widow in the next.
William Ralph IngeIf desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val
Orson Scott CardBut married once, a man is stak'd or pown'd, and cannot graze beyond his own hedge.
Philip MassingerMy father was a history professor, and my mother a housewife" She married a house?
Sherrilyn KenyonYou got married recently to a rapper. It doesn't take them long to impregnate women.
Chelsea HandlerI've been married for four years, and I'm still finding out things about my husband.
Kristin Bauer van StratenOn a baby of his own: You gotta be married first. That's my rule: marriage then baby!
Rob KardashianHis distress and pleasure mixed and married, giving birth to several anxious children.
Ann BrasharesI'll likely be married to the soldier mob for better and for worse to live and to die.
Charles XII of SwedenMy mother married a very good man ... and she is not at all keen on my doing the same.
George Bernard ShawThe great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow married her.
H. L. MenckenI always did think I would be married and settled down by now but maybe I ain't ready.
Holland TaylorI am still married, yes - no children. I have Benzo, though; he's my dog, a Lhasa apso.
Archie PanjabiWe Batchelors laugh and shew our teeth, but you married men laugh till your hearts ake.
George Herbertwhen one married a man, it was clear to me, one married also the sink and the stove ...
Phyllis BentleyThe only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Phyllis DillerCertainly nobody gets married wanting to get divorced or even expecting to - except me.
Ruqaiyyah Waris MaqsoodCertainly nobody gets married wanting to get divorced or even expecting to - except me.
Rush LimbaughI get so much out of being married and raising my kids - that's really important to me.
Tracy PollanI don't know if it can happen, but apparently I might get divorced before I get married.
Brett WhiteI always thought that there was a really good chance that I wasn't going to get married.
Candace BushnellWhen you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.
Faina RanevskayaI'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.
Lizz WinsteadMy mother always told me, 'Don't get married. Make your own life. You don't need a man.'
Sandra BullockWhat do I do when I go home? Work. That's basically my social life. I'm married to work.
Temple GrandinGirls that aren't cut out for business careers usually wind up married to some nice man.
Tennessee WilliamsThe way I look at it is everybody should have the right to get married, if they so choose
Adam LambertAll marriages are same sex marriages. You get married and every night, it's the same sex.
Bill MaherA woman, even a married woman, cannot float without proper escort. It is simply not done.
Gail CarrigerPeople always seem to be interested in my private life because I'm married to a pop star.
Jamie RedknappI think there probably was a time when I was less provocative. That's when I was married.
Madonna CicconeGetting married is a serious matter for a girl; not getting married is even more serious.
Nicolas BentleyAfter I was married a year I remembered things like radio stations and forgot my husband.
P.J. WolfsonAfter youve been married quite a few years, you learn to take orders; it just comes easy.
Randy TravisWhen I talk about divorce, I am not blaming the women I've married. It's not their fault.
Ruqaiyyah Waris MaqsoodWhen I talk about divorce, I am not blaming the women I've married. It's not their fault.
Rush LimbaughI don't feel that my life, my professional life, is married to a reliance upon Instagram.
Sarah Jessica ParkerI write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.
Susan Elizabeth PhillipsSome by experience find those words mis-placed: At leisure married, they repent in haste.
William CongreveI think getting married and then running away for 10 months would be an absolute disaster.
David BowieIt was only long after the ceremony that we learned why we got married in the first place.
Lois WyseI think that gay people should have the right to get married by Elvis like everybody else.
Margaret ChoAnd then she finally said yes. And we have been married, I want you to know, for 51 years.
Val GuestI'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.
Wendy LiebmanEven the God of Calvin never judged anyone as harshly as married couples judge each other.
Wilfrid SheedI've been married twice. Most women would rather not be married to a traveling blues singer
B. B. KingMen and women, old and young, married and single, were ranked with horses, sheep, and swine
Frederick DouglassConflicts are not a sign you've married the wrong person. They simply affirm you are human.
Gary ChapmanWhen you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
Gene PerretIf you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married.
Kirk DouglasI've surpassed any goal I set for myself as far as my body, my career, and getting married.
Ricki LakeWhen you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different.
Russell BrandThere is no stress. I live my life, I enjoy it and when I am comfortable I can get married.
Usain BoltWhen a Man has Married a WifeHe finds out whetherHer Knees & elbows are onlyglued together.
William BlakeOld married people look so much alike that they have the same number of hairs in their ears.
Albert CamusWe were once getting married. And I have loved you all this time- a century and a half. -Jem
Cassandra ClareIf you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.
Jeff FoxworthyI guess walking slow getting married is because it gives you time to maybe change your mind.
Virginia Cary HudsonZsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
Bob HopeI haven't heard from Elvis since his daughter married Michael Jackson. I think it killed him.
Jerry GlanvilleI wish someone would have told me that, just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married.
Marlo ThomasThe secret to genius is not genetics but daily practice married with relentless perseverance.
Robin SharmaI've noticed in England once people reach a certain level they feel they have to get married.
Usain BoltIt's hard making a woman your wife when you've been humpin married women for most of your life
Big Daddy KaneI've been married to the same man for all this time. The way we fight sometimes, you can tell.
Loretta LynnThe white Christian heterosexual married male is the epitome of everything right with America!
Michael SavageI've always been a closet jock, but when I got married and had kids, that fell by the wayside.
Michelle ObamaMarriage was invented to make girls miserable. I will never get married again, not ever again.
Nujood AliMmm, he rumbled into my ear. I thought that being married meant that I never go to bed hungry.
Patricia BriggsNo married man's ever made up his mind until he's heard what his wife has got to say about it.
W. Somerset MaughamMoney isnt everything. Do you get married because of money? Do you have kids because of money?
Walter PaytonI married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
Groucho MarxI vowed to myself when I got married that I would cook every night. I find it very therapeutic.
Iman AbdulmajidI was with my wife for five years before we got married, so we've been together since I was 22.
James MarsdenNow, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
Jeff FoxworthyIf you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay, or married.
Jeff FoxworthyI'm trying to create a relationship with myself. I feel good being married to myself right now!
Jessica SimpsonRichard got married to a figure skater, and he bought her a dishwasher and a coffee percolator.
Joni MitchellOne of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
Kin HubbardBut I married a guy who treated me very badly, but I was happy. I was miserable, so I was happy
Lynn JohnstonYou are a sinner married to a sinner...and the happiest marriage is the union of two forgivers.
Skip HeitzigI love to love. However, you won't see anybody walking the red carpet with me until I'm married.
Aeriel MirandaIt's terribly hard to be married ... harder than anything else. I think you have to be an angel.
August StrindbergIn 1986, when they made the TV movie, Return to Mayberry, Barney and Thelma Lou did get married!
Betty LynnIs marriage for ever? I think you get married with the intention that it will be, but who knows?
Courteney CoxFor right now, it really is the end. Hopefully in 10 years we'll all be married and have babies.
Kelly RowlandMight I have had my own will, I would not have married Wisdom herself, if she would have had me.
Michel de MontaigneHow can you learn unconditional love if you're married to a woman who meets all your conditions?
Paul WasherA dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.
Robert BreaultI have been married three times and it just keeps better and better, but I'm going to stop here.
Robert MankoffLet's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married.
Ann CoulterWas the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"
Garry Shandling'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.
Katey SagalThere are two things we cannot do alone. One is to be married and the other is to be a Christian.
Paul TournierIt's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.
Rodney DangerfieldAll I have to do is pose for a picture and I'm getting married to the person standing next to me.
Steven SpielbergTo complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
Gilbert K. ChestertonI still believe in getting married in churches and baptizing children. I go through those motions.
John IrvingI am trying for nothing so hard in my own personal life as how not to be respectable when married.
Mary Heaton VorseAnyone who gets divorced goes through a lot of pain ... I don't think I want to get married again.
Ryan ReynoldsA true artist is practically married to his or her art form so I just couldn't turn my back on it.
St. LuciaYou can't beat a good sonnet, and you can write a sonnet without being married to the damned thing.
Bonnie Jo CampbellMy parents have seen their ups-and-downs but are still married after 40 years, so that's something.
Davy RothbartIn real life I'd say we're more bromantic. It's like we're literally like a married couple kind of.
Dylan O'BrienJust because youre of the same sex, what difference does it make? Get married to whomever you want.
Famke JanssenWe were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.
Henny YoungmanI fell in love with the possibilities of telling the story in the future, and married that quickly.
J. H. WymanNow that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate... being alone.
Jim GaffiganEven now that I'm married and 28, my room's still intact the way it was when I went to high school.
Jordana BrewsterI am lucky enough to be married to someone who I believe in totally and who believes in me totally.
Sebastian RocheNobody really knows anybody completely, even if they've been married to 'em for 53 years, you know?
Viggo MortensenWomen are the volatile vote at the end-particularly independent, non-college-educated married women.
Celinda LakeI am so happy that I married a comedy writer. He's never not without a joke. No matter where we are.
Christa MillerGay marriage should be legalized in america because gay men are the only men who want to be married.
Chuck KlostermanI think women still want to be married. But I don't think they'll do anything to get married anymore
Cynthia NixonLooking at traditional marriages, it seems the surest way for a woman to be alone is to get married.
Gloria SteinemMarriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
Gloria SteinemI've been married twice and I've tried to make it work but I feel I haven't had a real marriage yet.
Jennifer LopezMy husband had an education. He had a degree in Literature. I married into a camp of literary types.
Joni MitchellMarried people should be best friends; no relationship on earth needs friendship as much as marriage
Marion D. HanksSome women are born to be married, some achieve marriage, and others have marriage thrust upon them.
Myrtle ReedDivorce is divorce and it's a really tough thing to go through, (But) I'd love to get married again.
Nicole KidmanFor the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
Ray RomanoMy parents were married 53 years, good and bad. Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can
Scott Baio