No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. Votes: 4
Honore de BalzacMarry somebody you love. That's the whole thing. And continue to love them. Votes: 3
Charlie DanielsMarry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws. Votes: 3
George CarlinEase my suffering. Make me the happiest, most tortured man in the world. Marry me? Votes: 3
Nicole WilliamsHarpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. Votes: 3
Oscar LevantI was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.' Votes: 3
Joan RiversHarpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. Votes: 3
Harpo MarxI tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done. Votes: 3
Rick RiordanMarry...into a family that will enable your children to feel proud of both sides of the house. Votes: 3
Robert E. LeeMarry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge. Votes: 3
Christopher MooreMy most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. Votes: 2
Winston ChurchillA woman needs a stronger head than her own for counsel--she should marry. Votes: 0
Pedro Calderon de la BarcaAunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door. Votes: 0
Charles M. SchulzMen marry women hoping they'll never change. Women marry men hoping they will. Votes: 0
David MitchellAmerican girls often marry someone they can't stand to spite someone they can. Votes: 0
James ThurberPhone are wonderful instruments, but I wouldn't want our daughter to marry one. Votes: 0
Erma Bombeck[to a teenage girl] Resolve to be economically independent before you marry anyone. Votes: 0
Jeanne PhillipsI've never quite understood why people marry; marriage is just an invented structure Votes: 0
Julie ChristieSocial distinctions concern themselves ultimately with whom you may and may not marry. Votes: 0
Katharine Elizabeth Fullerton GerouldSocial distinctions concern themselves ultimately with whom you may and may not marry. Votes: 0
Katharine Fullerton GerouldI didn't go looking to marry an American, it just kinda happened like that. Votes: 0
Kate BeckinsaleEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. Votes: 0
Stephen HawkingI would advise no man to marry who is not likely to propagate understanding. Votes: 0
Samuel JohnsonWomen marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. Votes: 0
Albert EinsteinI'm a lifelong bachelor, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't marry the right woman. Votes: 0
Richard RoeperWhen it comes to letting people marry whomever they love, Mitt Romney says, 'No. Votes: 0
Julian CastroThere are so many responsible, nice, kind guys out there. Why marry a fixer-upper? Votes: 0
Laura SchlessingerI admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate. Votes: 0
Hal SparksMen marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious: both are disappointed. Votes: 0
Oscar WildeMen marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed. Votes: 0
Oscar WildeIf we marry educational technology with quality, enriching content, that's a circle of win. Votes: 0
LeVar BurtonVery well, I will marry you if you promise not to make me eat eggplant. Votes: 0
Gabriel Garcia MarquezPeople want to marry me for companionship. No thanks! I've got my cats for that! Votes: 0
Ruth RendellMarriage is deep. Don't marry someone shallow, it will cause both of you to drown Votes: 0
Shon HynemanFilm provides an opportunity to marry the power of ideas with the power of images. Votes: 0
Steven BochcoThe number one secret of being a successful writer is this: marry an English major. Votes: 0
Stephen AmbroseMarriage isn't for you. It's not about you. Marriage is about the person you marry. Votes: 0
Seth Adam SmithSomewhere in my callow, misspent youth, I was smart enough to marry my best friend. Votes: 0
Rob LoweNever ever do business with the government. Be in love with them, never marry them. Votes: 0
Jack MaI never wanted to marry anyone like my father; I always preferred those more shoddy. Votes: 0
Christina SteadAlways marry a woman from Texas. No matter how tough things get, she's seen tougher. Votes: 0
Dan RatherIf you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex. Votes: 0
Wanda SykesDiogenes would frequently praise those who were about to marry, and yet did not marry. Votes: 0
Diogenes LaertiusI cannot forbid a person to marry several wives, for it does not contradict Scripture. Votes: 0
Martin LutherThis will be the most important decision of your life, the individual whom you marry... Votes: 0
Gordon B. HinckleyOh", she thought, "how horrible it is that people have to grow up-and marry-and change! Votes: 0
Lucy Maud MontgomeryA woman with fair opportunities, and without an absolute hump, may marry WHOM SHE LIKES. Votes: 0
William Makepeace ThackerayMy overall artistic goal is to marry graphic design with comic books and traditional storytelling. Votes: 0
Jonathan HickmanHe's a fool that marries; but he's a greater fool that does not marry a fool. Votes: 0
William WycherleyGovernment has no place telling you who to fall in love with and who to marry. Votes: 0
Jesse VenturaI never wanted to marry Roger Clemens. I wanted him to do right by his family. Votes: 0
Mindy McCreadyNever marry who doesn't love you,If you do it, your ordeal will turn into hell. Votes: 0
Miguel Ángel Sáez Gutiérrez «Marino»So I think you have to marry for the right reasons, and marry the right person. Votes: 0
Anne BancroftOne plus one equals three. When a man and woman marry they become one never two. Votes: 0
Eddie GriffinI'd rather not marry an actor because there isn't room in the house for two egos. Votes: 0
Susan StrasbergIf the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business. Votes: 0
Barbara KingsolverWhat I do know is sometimes we love the wrong people and sometimes we marry them. Votes: 0
Terry McMillanDon't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you. Votes: 0
William GlasserHe didn't marry you to become king. He became king because he wanted to marry you. Votes: 0
Megan Whalen TurnerIf you come back; I'll marry you. If you break your promise, you'll break my heart Votes: 0
Nicholas SparksWhen we marry, we are authorized to take possession of the other person, body and soul. Votes: 0
Paulo CoelhoThe first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship. Votes: 0
Jackie KennedyCan women make use of men's vulnerability not to marry but instead to destroy male power? Votes: 0
Andrea DworkinI think gay couples should be allowed to marry. They should suffer just like us heterosexuals, Votes: 0
Dolly PartonThat woman, Grimm said quietly, drives me quite insane.Kettle grunted. Why'd you marry her, then? Votes: 0
Jim ButcherI'd want to marry Cate Blanchett, date Kate Bosworth, and spend the weekend with Elisha Cuthbert. Votes: 0
Brett RatnerMy father told me I should marry the woman that loves me, not the woman I loved. Votes: 0
Leon G. CoopermanI wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. Votes: 0
Vicki LawrenceI know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his mother. Votes: 0
Martha GellhornTis not the robe or garment I affect; For who would marry with a suit of clothes? Votes: 0
John HeywoodMy mother was against me being an artist. She just wanted me to marry a rich man. Votes: 0
Yayoi KusamaReal happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money Votes: 0
Bob MonkhouseGuys, you can date whomever you want, but marry a girl who can back up a trailer. Votes: 0
Michael Martin MurpheyI would never date or marry an actress. I will marry the girl of my mom's choice. Votes: 0
Suresh RainaYou promise me, he said. That you love him. Enough to marry him and make him happy. Votes: 0
Cassandra ClareWhen I meet someone I like being with more than I like being alone, I'll marry her. Votes: 0
Emily GiffinWomen who marry for money and Men who marry for beauty are equally robbed in the end. Votes: 0
Harmon OkinyoIf thy daughter marry well, thou hast found a son; if not, thou hast lost a daughter. Votes: 0
Francis QuarlesMy most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me Votes: 0
Winston S. ChurchillI was one of the first people to learn that Jackie was going to marry Aristotle Onassis. Votes: 0
Pierre SalingerNow ... that you are going to marry, do not expect more from life, than life will afford. Votes: 0
Samuel JohnsonAll young women begin by believing they can change and reform the men they marry. They can't. Votes: 0
George Bernard ShawYou ought to marry someone who's willing to go anywhere for God. If they're not, they're out. Votes: 0
John PiperThis is what happens when you don't let gays marry; they start designing clothes out of spite. Votes: 0
Jon StewartIf I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works. Votes: 0
Dov DavidoffAs a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom. Votes: 0
Robert BreaultDo not pray to marry the one that you love, but to love the one that you marry. Votes: 0
Spencer W. KimballThere is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken in when they marry. Votes: 0
Jane AustenSince I was 15 years old, all I wanted was to find the guy I was going to marry. Votes: 0
Ali LarterYou deserved to be loved. And I hope you get to marry for love and not a number. Votes: 0
Kiera CassI see so many little boys I wanna marry, I see plenty little kids I've yet to have. Votes: 0
Devendra BanhartA man and a woman marry because both of them do not know what to do with themselves. Votes: 0
Anton ChekhovHush," he said. "I am asking you to marry me. Would you be convinced if I knelt down? Votes: 0
Margaret MitchellI wouldn't be the man I am today without the woman who agreed to marry me 20 years ago Votes: 0
Barack ObamaI want to marry the kind of girl that walks out of an abortion clinic with a lollipop. Votes: 0
Anthony JeselnikIt's not that marriage itself is bad; it's the people we marry who give it a bad name. Votes: 0
Terry McMillanI love Madonna. She is the only woman I have asked to marry me. She refused, of course. Votes: 0
Jean Paul GaultierMy best idea was to not accept my wife's negative reaction when I asked her to marry me. Votes: 0
Michael EisnerWhen you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. Votes: 0
Helen RowlandWhen you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. Votes: 0
Helen RowlandBecome the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry. Votes: 0
Douglas WilsonI'll never have a wedding. I don't want to marry just to do what everybody else is doing. Votes: 0
Mr. TYou donât need to marry a man with millions. You only need to be your exquisite self. Votes: 0
Anna GodbersenThe only reason I think I would marry a foreigner would be to have kids with weird accents. Votes: 0
Chelsea HandlerThe trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. Votes: 0
CherThere is only one way to make money at writing, and that is to marry a publisher's daughter. Votes: 0
George OrwellYou will never have to marry for money. You will never have to depend on anyne but yourself. Votes: 0
Michelle MoranFine, I guess it's ok then. Go ahead." "Huh? What's ok?" "It's okay if you marry my brother. Votes: 0
Richelle MeadWhen I am actually willing to marry you, I will wear your earrings. Don't wait for it, Thief. Votes: 0
Megan Whalen TurnerYea, marry, now it is somewhat, for now it is rhyme; before, it was neither rhyme nor reason. Votes: 0
Thomas MoreWell, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right. Votes: 0
Oscar WildeLastly (and this is, perhaps, the golden rule), no woman should marry a man who does not smoke. Votes: 0
Robert Louis StevensonRochester: My bride is here, because my equal is here, and my likeness. Jane, will you marry me? Votes: 0
Charlotte BronteIn our monogamous part of the world, to marry means to halve one's rights and double one's duties. Votes: 0
Arthur SchopenhauerThe only reason I am glad I am a woman is because I will not have to marry one. Votes: 0
Ida TarbellI'm not saying I am never going to fall in love again, but there is no need to marry. Votes: 0
Salman RushdieI love her, but I wouldn't marry her if she was the last woman on earth [on Kate Moss Votes: 0
Pete DohertyAnd I would like to marry and have more children. I would like to try and do it right. Votes: 0
Phil CollinsThat is partly why women marry - to keep up the fiction of being in the hub of things. Votes: 0
Elizabeth BowenI'm going to marry you one day, you know." "Is that a promise?" "If you want it to be. Votes: 0
Nicholas SparksI reckon if I ever marry, she will have to be a strong woman in a circus or something. Votes: 0
Robert E. HowardI do not refer to myself as a 'housewife' for the reason that I did not marry a house. Votes: 0
Wilma Scott HeideWhom she will be my next wife, will marry my attorney on paper and marry me on the bed. Votes: 0
Hisham FawziWhen you marry a woman out of pity, then its a pity that you'll send her away very soon. Votes: 0
Michael Bassey JohnsonI didn't marry a man that wanted to be in the business. But that's why we're a perfect fit. Votes: 0
Niecy NashYou can't marry boys and expect them to be men - and you can't massage them into being men. Votes: 0
Laura SchlessingerAs a matter of fact, she has refused to marry me." "So when's the wedding?" Ramsey asked. Votes: 0
Julie GarwoodNo time to marry, no time to settle down; I'm a young woman, and I ain't done runnin' around. Votes: 0
Bessie SmithWho says I'm gonna marry another guy? In Europe it's not like in America, where you set a date. Votes: 0
Brigitte NielsenBecome what you would want to marry ,as in, become like the person that you would want to marry. Votes: 0
Lisa BedrickYoung men still desire women as much as ever, even though they don't want to marry them as much. Votes: 0
Clare Boothe LuceWould you marry me and love me forever because I'm a man. Think twice and don't complain later. :D Votes: 0
nugasI think a single woman's biggest problem is coping with the people who are trying to marry her off! Votes: 0
Helen Gurley BrownUntil he is forty, a man is too young to marry; and after he is forty, he is too old. Votes: 0
Molly Elliot SeawellI love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding. Votes: 0
Mike BirbigliaOne has to be able to count if only so that at fifty one doesn't marry a girl of twenty. Votes: 0
Maxim GorkyAs far as I am concerned I would rather spend the rest of my life in prison than marry again. Votes: 0
George SandA fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa. Votes: 0
Faina RanevskayaWhen I found out my mother wanted me to marry a rich man, I instantly didn't want any rich man. Votes: 0
Marianne FaithfullMy mom used to tell me that whatever you do, marry someone who loves you more than you love him. Votes: 0
Nicholas SparksEvery man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long. Votes: 0
William CongreveSome pray to marry the man they love, My prayer will somewhat vary; That I love the man I marry. Votes: 0
Rose Pastor StokesWhatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Votes: 0
Phyllis DillerI told my boyfriend after three weeks that I wanted to marry him and that we could do it tomorrow. Votes: 0
Ali LarterThey should ask their parents if it would be all right for their son or daughter to marry a Negro. Votes: 0
Jesse HelmsIt's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself. Votes: 0
Bob SagetThe girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to marry. Votes: 0
Brandon BoydA homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman. Votes: 0
Evan EsarIf you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. Votes: 0
Ann LandersThem lady poets must not marry, pal It is a true error to marry with poets / or to be by them. Votes: 0
John BerrymanAs a kid, I was in love with Michael Jackson, and I just knew I was going to marry him someday. Votes: 0
Mary J. BligeIf you're going to marry someone, maybe you can be mad for a few weeks and it can still work out. Votes: 0
Mireille Enosi'm going to marry you. i thought you'd like to know in case you wanted to buy a dress or something. Votes: 0
Sandra BrownJust as in life you always marry the same man, so I think you always buy the same clothes over time. Votes: 0
Suzy MenkesI made her late, so she made me dinner. And by late I mean pregnant. And by dinner I mean marry her. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzThe older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me. Votes: 0
Robert BreaultI am not fit to marry. I am often cross, and I like my own way, and I have a distaste for men. Votes: 0
Anthony TrollopeI want to start dating the man that I'm gonna marry. I want to start having some fun with someone that I know I'm gonna be with. I don't play any games. I'm too old for that. I've been there; I've been around the block. Votes: 4 LisaRaye McCoy-Misick
I am going to marry Fantasia. She just doesn't know it yet. Votes: 4 Michael Scott
Irrationally, I think, Will You Marry Me? Four words. I Want a Divorce. Four words. I would like time to count the letters as well, but there is not time. Votes: 3 Suzanne Finnamore
The word 'spinster' tells you everything you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry. Votes: 4 Caitlin Moran
Lia: "You've changed your mind about wanting to marry me. You're afraid I'll burn down your home. Embarrass you in front of all the other city brutes." Zane: "I'm afraid," he said gently, "that you will burn down my heart. Votes: 3 Shana Abe