Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. Votes: 6
Ambrose BierceIn Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves. Votes: 4
Rachel JohnsonI have always wanted to write a book that ended with the word 'mayonnaise. Votes: 2
Richard BrautiganMy notion of an elegant table is you don't leave the knife sticking out of the mayonnaise jar. Votes: 2
Sue GraftonWe need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and coke. Votes: 2
Paolo Di Canio