Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I'm a man of simple pleasures, really. Votes: 7
Arthur DarvillOn Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. Votes: 4
H. Allen SmithThe biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday. Votes: 4
Art RooneyMy God... What are the headlines going to be like on Monday if the Yankees don't make the playoffs? Votes: 4
Wade BoggsToday is Wednesday. That makes it my Wednesday. It also makes Tuesday my Monday. Votes: 3
Jarod KintzBetween Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation. Votes: 3
Mokokoma MokhonoanaCan't wait to start camp on Monday. Feeling really hungry this year. Watch out world Votes: 3
Tyson FuryI've heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. But I've never heard of Someday. Votes: 3
Reverend IkeA schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights. Votes: 3
Alan Jay LernerMost of the time, I'm here in Michigan and I'm taking out the garbage every Monday. Votes: 3
Bob SegerYour Monday is not going to be like Saturday; the emotions are going to be different. Votes: 3
Jean GraeYour religion is not what you do on Sunday. It is how you live Monday through Saturday. Votes: 3
Shannon L. AlderI grew up watching Monday Night Football with Howard Cosell and the other guys with my dad. Votes: 3
Lisa GuerreroThat was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw. Votes: 3
Stone Cold Steve AustinAs CEO, I had a standing 30-minute meeting every Monday to greet and connect with new hires. Votes: 3
Scott WeissI fight, knock them out, have some sex and Monday I'm back to hitting bags and kicking ass. Votes: 3
Adrien BronerOn Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned. Votes: 3
Christiaan Barnard...early on Monday evening, when the sky was the color of a velvet ribbon falling over the hills. Votes: 3
Alice HoffmanMonday is the day of silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon. Votes: 3
Chitra Banerjee DivakaruniI have my kids every Friday through Monday, and I don't leave them the whole time I have them. Votes: 3
Travis BarkerYouth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon. Votes: 3
Richard Nelson BollesHide not your talents. They for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade? Votes: 2
Benjamin FranklinEverything will change when your desire to move on exceeds your desire to hold on. Votes: 2
Alan CohenNo matter how many goals you have achieved, you must set your sights on a higher one. Votes: 2
Jessica SavitchI can't imagine anything more worthwhile than doing what I most love. And they pay me for it. Votes: 2
Edgar WinterThe choice to have a great attitude is something that nobody or no circumstance can take from you. Votes: 2
Zig ZiglarTo me, country music's about life. It's about Monday through Friday. It's the blue-collar, 40-hour week, songs about life. It used to have more of a sound, but I think the heart of that's still the same. It's still American music. Votes: 1 Gary Allan
Happy Monday! Live without fear! Face your fears and see them as an OPPORTUNITY for strength and growth. You'll see, once you face them, they disappear! Votes: 4 Tracey Edmonds
I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel. Votes: 4 Audrey Hepburn
When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I don't have to go and work at the civil service, I really think I've won. Votes: 3 Paul Merton
I grew up watching Monday Night Football with Howard Cosell and the other guys with my dad. Votes: 7 Lisa Guerrero
Monday Night Football. That was everything to me because you get a chance to show everybody what you're capable of. It's only two teams on that Monday night. Votes: 3 Jerry Rice
Training is full-on. Some days I really don't want to get out of bed and hit that track again. Sunday and Monday morning sessions are always horrible. But who really looks forward to going to work on a Monday morning? Votes: 1 Jessica Ennis