Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey. Votes: 4
Malcolm de ChazalI loved Super-Monkey; always wanted to do something with him but it never happened. Votes: 3
Elliot S. MagginOne dies only if he's not anymore in the hearts and minds of those who know him. - Monkey D. Luffy Votes: 3
Eiichiro OdaNever hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. Votes: 2
Winston ChurchillJust cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town. Votes: 2
George CarlinThe problem is to keep the monkey mind from running off into all kinds of thoughts. Votes: 2
Lee Kuan YewComedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. Votes: 2
Tracy MorganMONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees. Votes: 0
Ambrose BierceThose monkey-thumbs were meant for dogs. Give me my thumbs, you fu**ing monkeys! Votes: 0
Garth SteinJerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey. Votes: 0
Charles BarkleyI've done the performing monkey stuff and massive breakdowns, it's just they weren't documented. Votes: 0
MobyMy way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery. Votes: 0
Dashiell HammettHello, Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not replyI shall call you Ragnor. Votes: 0
Cassandra ClareObama always goes reckless in words and deeds like a monkey in a tropical forest. Votes: 0
Kim Jong-unWriter is a monkey, jumping from one tree to another in the jungle of words. Votes: 0
Mehmet Murat ildanWithout pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space. Votes: 0
Chuck PalahniukLove's like a junkie, addiction's a fact. Passion's a monkey, you can't keep off your back. Votes: 0
Elton JohnIf the monkeys had been concerned only with monkey Beings they would never have become men. Votes: 0
Harry HootonTwitter can no more produce analysis than a monkey can type out a work of Shakespeare. Votes: 0
Eric SchmidtThe brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs. Votes: 0
Robert A. HeinleinThe person that always wins, that`s the other thing. The monkey picking stocks always wins. Votes: 0
Chris HayesHello," Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not reply. "I shall call you Ragnor. Votes: 0
Cassandra ClareWe are ashamed at the sight of a monkey--somehow as we are shy of poor relations. Votes: 0
Charles LambYou can't teach a monkey to speak and you can't teach an Arab to be democratic, Votes: 0
Moshe FeiglinI saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child. Votes: 0
Augusten BurroughsIt is a lot better to come from an evolved monkey than from a fallen angel. Votes: 0
Marcellin BouleBut then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey. Votes: 0
Albert EinsteinI don't want my Patronus to be a monkey! Even though that's totally what it is. Votes: 0
Margot RobbieJust cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town Votes: 0
George CarlinI can train a monkey to wave an American flag. That does not make the monkey patriotic. Votes: 0
Scott RitterI confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections. Votes: 0
William CongreveOnce I finished, I got that procrastination monkey off my back! And I started seeing doors opening. Votes: 0
Eric ThomasIn a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us Votes: 0
Francesco TottiMy big break was back in the third grade playing the third monkey in 'Horton Hears a Who. Votes: 0
Sebastian ArcelusMy spirit animal is a monkey. Because I have really long arms and I like being up high. Votes: 0
Margot RobbieNever believe that body is permanent. Body is like a water bubble. Mind is like a mad monkey. Votes: 0
Sathya Sai BabaA man sitting monkey-like on the rooftop of his brain is due the applause such feats earn him. Votes: 0
AberjhaniThe smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. Votes: 0
Peter KaySomebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one. Votes: 0
Chi Chi RodriguezA woman has to look good, but a man"a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough. Votes: 0
Meir ShalevThe fountain of youth is like the monkey's paw in the W. W. Jacobs story. It never ends well. Votes: 0
Sarah MonetteYou can look at a monkey and see that there is more than a five percent difference in DNA. Votes: 0
Bob EnyartMy big break was back in the third grade playing the third monkey in 'Horton Hears a Who.' Votes: 0
Sebastian ArcelusI used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe. Votes: 0
Kristen SchaalWe see the man when we look at the monkey; we see the monkey when we look at the man! Votes: 0
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