Quotes about Monkey

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey. Votes: 4

I wrote the very first stories in science fiction which dealt with homosexuality, The World Well Lost and Affair With a Green Monkey. Votes: 4

Monkey can make a long jump with his muscles; and man, with his wisdom! Votes: 3

Let's face it, the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey. Votes: 3

I loved Super-Monkey; always wanted to do something with him but it never happened. Votes: 3

My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys. Votes: 3

Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 gibberish. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You" Votes: 3

I furnished the body that was needed to sit in the defendant's chair.[Explaining his role in the Scopes Monkey Trial.] Votes: 3

One dies only if he's not anymore in the hearts and minds of those who know him. - Monkey D. Luffy Votes: 3

Parties don't thrill me. I like sitting at home with a tub of Chunky Monkey ice cream watching Big Brother or Friends. Votes: 3

Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to your mum and dad not to sing in a group called Sonic Death Monkey. Votes: 3

In January of 1995, my family and I moved to Seattle. Pearl Jam did the first of their live radio broadcasts, Monkey Wrench Radio, along with many other Seattle musicians. Votes: 3

Ideas come from ordinary, everyday life. And from imagination. And from feelings. And from memories. Memories of dust in my sneakers and humming whitewalls down a hill called Monkey. Votes: 3

A misfit like me getting anywhere in Hollywood as I somehow have, seemed, certainly at the time of 'Spanking The Monkey,' kind of out of reach, or not a very realistic take. Votes: 3

No!" Leo yelled. "Uhhh," Nico groaned from the floor. "Piper!" Jason cried. "Monkey!" Frank yelled. "Not monkeys," Hazel grumbled. "I think those are dwarfs." "Stealing my stuff!" Leo yelled, and ran for the stairs. Votes: 3

Do you want your blood to stay where it is sochar-lar?" Tavi lifted both eyebrows at the unfamiliar word, and glanced at Varg. "Monkey," Varg supplied, in Aleran. "And male-child." "He called me monkey boy?" Tavi asked. Votes: 3

It's love this and love that but of couse it's so easy to love someone you don't know, whether it's George Clooney or Monkey. Staying civil to someone with whom you've ever shared Christmas turkey- now there's a miracle. Votes: 3

Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that monkey wants you dead, or does needle drugs or something. Then it's wrong, and a bad monkey. Votes: 3

The first book I could call mine, my first book, was a picture book, 'The Magic Monkey' - it was adapted from an old Chinese legend by a thirteen-year-old prodigy named Plato Chan with the help of his sister. Votes: 3

The first book I could call mine, my first book, was a picture book, The Magic Monkey - it was adapted from an old Chinese legend by a thirteen-year-old prodigy named Plato Chan with the help of his sister. Votes: 3

As a drumset player I look outside the typical canon of drums - jazz and rock. When I hear something like the "Monkey Chant", even though there are no instruments on it at all, the rhythms are so intriguing. Votes: 3

People have always called me Schneider Monkey just because of my energy and mass consumption of bananas. Plus, I just love monkeys, so I thought, 'Well, I love monkeys, I love my fans, why not put the two together?' Votes: 3

When you are brought up in a zoo, you know what's going on in the monkey house. You see a couple of monkeys loose and one is President and one is Vice President, you know it's trouble. Monkeys make trouble. Votes: 3

Friend Monkey' is really my favorite of all my books because the Hindu myth on which it is based is my favorite - the myth of the Monkey Lord who loved so much that he created chaos wherever he went. Votes: 3

My most heartfelt thank you goes to Impact Future Media and Cartoon Monkey Studio. Their dedication to the truth is very uncommon in the world we live in today. I am now, and will always be, grateful to their organizations. Votes: 3

My most heartfelt thank you goes to Impact Future Media and Cartoon Monkey Studio. Their dedication to the truth is very uncommon in the world we live in today. I am now, and will always be, grateful to their organizations." Votes: 3

Monkey bar," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure. Votes: 3

You never monkey with the truth. Votes: 2

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? Votes: 2

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. Votes: 2

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. Votes: 2

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. Votes: 2

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town. Votes: 2

The problem is to keep the monkey mind from running off into all kinds of thoughts. Votes: 2

Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. Votes: 2

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'. Votes: 2

Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life. Votes: 2

And out of a desire essentially to imitate what I was reading, I began to write, like a clever monkey. Votes: 2

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. Votes: 2

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. Votes: 2

People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh. Votes: 2

Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot. Votes: 2

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years! Votes: 2

There are domains in which expertise is not possible. Stock picking is a good example. And in long-term political strategic forecasting, it's been shown that experts are just not better than a dice-throwing monkey. Votes: 2

I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we should hail those men as the kings they are. Votes: 2

The show business has all phases and grades of dignity, from the exhibition of a monkey to the exposition of that highest art in music or the drama which secures for the gifted artists a world-wide fame princes well might envy. Votes: 2

My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don't know - I can't be playing with something like that. A monkey, I can handle it. A dog, yeah; I would get a monkey. Votes: 2

We're all just bags of bones and muscle and hormones; I'll never understand what makes our minds do the things we do. It's like that statue of the monkey holding a skull. We're trying to use a thing we don't understand to understand ourselves. Votes: 2

Postwar America was a very buttoned-up nation. Radio shows were run by censors, Presidents wore hats, ladies wore girdles. We came straight out of the blue - nobody was expecting anything like Martin and Lewis. A sexy guy and a monkey is how some people saw us. Votes: 2

A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!' Votes: 2

I started making monkey bridges, like kids do, and climbing and rappelling with ropes. Very naturally, I needed some knots. At the very beginning, I didn't care, I didn't know, and then slowly I started to know, and I started to care. I wanted to know more knots or the right knot for the special action. Votes: 2

People love that monkey torture. Votes: 0

Slowly, slowly, catch the monkey. Votes: 0

Let your monkey do it. Votes: 0

Iran launches monkey into space Votes: 0

A monkey could drive this train. Votes: 0

Stop the nurse like the monkey. Votes: 0

Well, there's no monkey on my back, Votes: 0

I've never said flange to a monkey! Votes: 0

Don't throw a monkey-wrench into the machinery. Votes: 0

No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito. Votes: 0

In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage. Votes: 0

Artistic genius is an expansion of monkey imitativeness. Votes: 0

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan. Votes: 0

I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet. Votes: 0

She's like a wind-up monkey that winds itself. Votes: 0

An old monkey never makes a pretty face. Votes: 0

Have you ever seen a monkey examining a watch? Votes: 0

Year by year, the monkey's mask reveals the monkey Votes: 0

On Keith Richards: He's like a monkey with arthritis. Votes: 0

I'm just kinda tired. Like a monkey in the rain. Votes: 0

I want you to recognize that I'm a proud monkey. Votes: 0

You can beat on your chest, hell, any monkey can. Votes: 0

I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football. Votes: 0

Working with any actor is like working with a monkey. Votes: 0

Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide~? Votes: 0

The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race. Votes: 0

Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved. Votes: 0

It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey Votes: 0

I wouldn't give my troubles to a monkey on a rock. Votes: 0

The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass. Votes: 0

Of course there is a monkey. There is always a monkey. Votes: 0

As the monkey climbs the tree, more people can see his bottom. Votes: 0

It's kind of good to get that evil monkey off my back! Votes: 0

If monkey became a man, then a man can become a hero. Votes: 0

Right." Sadie looked dazed. "You've got a monkey butler. Why not? Votes: 0

When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language. Votes: 0

Look, as my mama always said, 'One monkey don't stop no show. Votes: 0

I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents. Votes: 0

The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind. Votes: 0

I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey. Votes: 0

It wasn't a monkey on my back, it was Planet of the Apes. Votes: 0

Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder. Votes: 0

MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees. Votes: 0

I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both. Votes: 0

One monkey don't stop no show. Not one, not six. The struggle continues. Votes: 0

Those monkey-thumbs were meant for dogs. Give me my thumbs, you fu**ing monkeys! Votes: 0

Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey. Votes: 0

I've done the performing monkey stuff and massive breakdowns, it's just they weren't documented. Votes: 0

I am afraid of radium and polonium ... I don't want to monkey with them. Votes: 0

Never noticed a female monkey not climbing as well as a male, have you? Votes: 0

Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey. Votes: 0

Wearing a monkey suit really lets you know where you stand as an actor. Votes: 0

You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves town Votes: 0

Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn't a monkey to start with. Votes: 0

It was just a kiss – " "Yeah, and King Kong was just a monkey. Votes: 0

My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery. Votes: 0

Hello, Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not replyI shall call you Ragnor. Votes: 0

Obama always goes reckless in words and deeds like a monkey in a tropical forest. Votes: 0

Writer is a monkey, jumping from one tree to another in the jungle of words. Votes: 0

Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space. Votes: 0

Love's like a junkie, addiction's a fact. Passion's a monkey, you can't keep off your back. Votes: 0

If the monkeys had been concerned only with monkey Beings they would never have become men. Votes: 0

Twitter can no more produce analysis than a monkey can type out a work of Shakespeare. Votes: 0

The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs. Votes: 0

The person that always wins, that`s the other thing. The monkey picking stocks always wins. Votes: 0

Hello," Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not reply. "I shall call you Ragnor. Votes: 0

We are ashamed at the sight of a monkey--somehow as we are shy of poor relations. Votes: 0

You can't teach a monkey to speak and you can't teach an Arab to be democratic, Votes: 0

I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child. Votes: 0

It is a lot better to come from an evolved monkey than from a fallen angel. Votes: 0

But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey. Votes: 0

The mind can be a crazy monkey that is always dying to escape from the moment. Votes: 0

I don't want my Patronus to be a monkey! Even though that's totally what it is. Votes: 0

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town Votes: 0

I can train a monkey to wave an American flag. That does not make the monkey patriotic. Votes: 0

Little red wagon, little red bike, I ain’t no monkey but I know what I like. Votes: 0

Like pregnant women lose their teeth feeding the stranger, junkies lose their yellow fangs feeding the monkey. Votes: 0

I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections. Votes: 0

Once I finished, I got that procrastination monkey off my back! And I started seeing doors opening. Votes: 0

Standing on a ledge again. Everyone laughs at dancing monkey with the typewriter. Not for long, though. Votes: 0

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us Votes: 0

I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet. Votes: 0

My big break was back in the third grade playing the third monkey in 'Horton Hears a Who. Votes: 0

My spirit animal is a monkey. Because I have really long arms and I like being up high. Votes: 0

Never believe that body is permanent. Body is like a water bubble. Mind is like a mad monkey. Votes: 0

A man sitting monkey-like on the rooftop of his brain is due the applause such feats earn him. Votes: 0

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. Votes: 0

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one. Votes: 0

A monkey was the President, though maybe not the first. And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe. Votes: 0

The poor monkey, quietly seated on the ground, seemed to be in sore trouble at this display of anger. Votes: 0

A woman has to look good, but a man"”a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough. Votes: 0

The fountain of youth is like the monkey's paw in the W. W. Jacobs story. It never ends well. Votes: 0

You can look at a monkey and see that there is more than a five percent difference in DNA. Votes: 0

I'm like a monkey. You don't let go of one branch until you get a hold of the other. Votes: 0

My big break was back in the third grade playing the third monkey in 'Horton Hears a Who.' Votes: 0

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe. Votes: 0

We see the man when we look at the monkey; we see the monkey when we look at the man! Votes: 0

What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members. Votes: 0

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey. Votes: 0

...claiming my right to follow whethersoever science should lead... it is as respectable to be modified monkey as modified dirt. Votes: 0

Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music. Votes: 0

Sillus have friend," the little monkey dude says, looking up at me with wide eyesFamily. Lots. Go get, they help huntress." Votes: 0

The ego is like a clever monkey, which can co-opt anything, even the most spiritual practices, so as to expand itself. (155) Votes: 0

You're not really drinking coffee unless you drink it black, don't you think? Oh, no? You like to monkey with it? Votes: 0

There is an angel within the monkey struggling to get free, and this is what the historical crisis is all about. Votes: 0

I knew Rick Pitino was going to make them play that outbreak, monkey defense. He's been doing it all his life. Votes: 0

Why get rid of Chamberlain to put in Halifax? It's like getting rid of the organ-grinder to put in the monkey. Votes: 0

Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right? Votes: 0

f you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. Votes: 0

I think the discomfort that some people feel in going to the monkey cages at the zoo is a warning sign. Votes: 0

If you run into a monkey in some idiot context, automatically you've got a very real problem taking place in the photograph. Votes: 0

I really like the Caribbean. Anyplace in the Caribbean. I get there, and I feel like a monkey - the perfect state. Votes: 0

If me and King Kong went into an alley, only one of us would come out. And it wouldn't be the monkey. Votes: 0

I'd be a dog, a monkey, or a bear, or anything but that vain animal who is so proud of being rational. Votes: 0

Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'. Votes: 0

The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother. Votes: 0

So Ahmadinejad wants to be the first Iranian in space - wasn't he there just last week? 'Iran launches monkey into space.' Votes: 0

Oh my God, calm down, Darwin. Don't get all crazy just 'cause I threw a vampire monkey wrench in your faulty Jesus-zombie logic." Votes: 0

Distraction is the main problem for us all - what the Buddha called the monkey mind. We need to tame this monkey mind. Votes: 0

It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels. Votes: 0

It can be argued that man's instinct to gamble is the only reason he is still not a monkey up in the trees. Votes: 0

I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey. Sky's the limit and space is the place! Votes: 0

A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon. Votes: 0

Geniuses and supergeniuses always make their own rules about sex as on everything else; they do not accept the monkey customs of their lessers. Votes: 0

I'm such a dude. I'm just like, 'All right, I have to get up in my monkey suit.' I'd rather be in jeans. Votes: 0

I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's. Votes: 0

Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind! Votes: 0

Sweetness! World needs sweetness! It needs a sweet child, a sweet dolphin, a sweet monkey; it needs sweet people to soften the callous hearts! Votes: 0

Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward. Votes: 0

In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth." Sorry, Darwin-huggers, but it's not "In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage. Votes: 0

An ant can't make a revolution, but a monkey can do; because it owns a fist! No real revolution is ever possible without fist. Votes: 0

A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop. Votes: 0

In Africa, you know, if you're poor, at least you can go to the forest and share some mangoes with the gorillas and monkey." Votes: 0

In Africa, you know, if you're poor, at least you can go to the forest and share some mangoes with the gorillas and monkey. Votes: 0

Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a hate crime! Votes: 0

Explain me to myself, you’ll make me choke on my lunch. Feel sympathy for me, I’ll puke monkey blood on your understated shoes. Votes: 0

The fact that there are bigger injustices and wrongs doesn't make it right to sacrifice an innocent monkey. It doesn't alter the case at all. Votes: 0

It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous. Votes: 0

"Softly, softly, catchee monkey," is the West African rendering of a very valuable precept. An awful lot of men fail through lack of patient persistence. Votes: 0

I am not nearly so interested in what monkey man was derived from as I am in what kind of monkey he is to become. Votes: 0

If you understand why a monkey in a family is always mocked and harassed, you understand why monks are rejected by all--both old and young. Votes: 0

A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by experts, Votes: 0

Poetry, it is often said and loudly so, is life's true mirror. But a monkey looking into a work of literature looks in vain for Socrates. Votes: 0

Scientists tracking mirror neurons noticed that a monkey will get excited not just when holding a banana, but also when seeing someone else holding a banana. Votes: 0

Frank's audience doesn't care if a girl singer, a comic or an organ grinder with a monkey opens the show. They are there to see HIM. Votes: 0

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey. Votes: 0

Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay. Votes: 0

I really would not call myself a fashion icon. I would call myself somebody who gets dressed by professionals...I would call me more of a monkey. Votes: 0

God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey. Votes: 0

It has taken us two million years to elevate politics from the level of a monkey squabble, to a level comprehensible to a six year old child. Votes: 0

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn't make any sense if quoted as it stands. Votes: 0

Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an insane monkey. Votes: 0

God help him if any of them ever came true. Why, he'd be a two-headed, three-toed, monkey-nosed, blind son of a cesspit-licking lackey is she had her way. Votes: 0

I am burdened with what the Buddhists call the 'monkey mind' -- the thoughts that swing from limb to limb, stopping only to scratch themselves, spit and howl. Votes: 0

In a way, fasting is like the "calming of the monkey mind" effected by the rosary prayer: both are means of stilling the effervescence of relatively superficial preoccupations. Votes: 0

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right? Votes: 0

The monkey body has carried us to this moment of release, but we are coming more and more to exist in a world made by the human imagination. Votes: 0

I do not identify as a person with a disability. I'm a disabled person. And I'll be a monkey's disabled uncle if I'm going to apologise for that. Votes: 0

I hate being tickled. Sure, it makes me laugh, but when I get tickled, I get pissed off. I'm like a monkey when I get tickled - woo-hoo! Votes: 0

Can someone explain to me why pilots feel they need to wake everyone to tell us that we are flying by a cloud that looks like a monkey. Votes: 0

On one tour, I was collecting stories about pet monkeys. You'd be surprised how many people have stories about monkeys. The problem is, most monkey stories end tragically. Votes: 0

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you? Votes: 0

I learned to swing on monkey bars over asphalt. I learned that if you fall, it hurts, so you try not to fall. But it's still worth swinging. Votes: 0

The resources of the Deity cannot be so meagre, that, in order to create a human being endowed with reason, he must change a monkey into a man. Votes: 0

Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared to tickle the anus of a monkey? Votes: 0

I never liked bananas much anyway. Two-thirds of the way down even one banana I am willing to concede defeat smilingly and give the rest to the nearest monkey. Votes: 0

I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey. Votes: 0

The always-connected culture isn't as much a contributor as Grace might think. The nervous mind, the monkey mind, will create its own noise. It doesn't need a new toy. Votes: 0

As a child I was the best tree climber in our neighbourhood, I was like a little monkey. I've never been afraid of hurting myself or a little physical discomfort. Votes: 0

Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the monkey possesses over the human. Votes: 0

It was hard enough to drive those heavy old cars back then under normal circumstances, but with a crazed monkey clawing you at the same time, it becomes nearly impossible! Votes: 0

I set my monkey on the log, and ordered him to do the Dog. He wagged his tail and shook his head, and he went and did the Cat instead. Votes: 0

My voice speaking is a monkey's mouth making little mouth noises that are carrying agree-upon meaning, and it is meaning that matters. Without the meaning one has only little mouth noises Votes: 0

A disturbing novel about dreams and wishes, a nightmarish distaff monkey's paw of a book that it's impossible to forget. Lisa Tuttle remains our preeminent chronicler of family madness and desire. Votes: 0

It's an absurd error to put modern English literature in the curriculum. You should read contemporary literature for pleasure or not at all. You shouldn't be taught to monkey with it. Votes: 0

Well, here's the thing with relationships on 'True Blood': Once they happen then you have to throw a monkey-wrench into them, because to have people be happy is not that exciting. Votes: 0

I don't mind if, according to the Law of Evolution, my grand grand grand etc. father is a monkey,but I do mind if he is a hyena or a jackal! Votes: 0

The mind is a monkey, hopping around from thought to thought, image to image. Rarely do more than a few seconds go by in which the mind can remain single-pointed, empty. Votes: 0

You cannot expect a man to love you, but not because of your body or physical construction. It is like giving a man the option between choosing you and a monkey. Votes: 0

Instead of holding on to the Biblical view that we are made in the image of God, we come to realize that we are made in the image of the monkey. Votes: 0

Frankly, sharing a media market with Chuck Schumer is like sharing a banana with a monkey. Take a little bite of it, and he will throw his own feces at you. Votes: 0

Picture this," said Magnus. "Me with a little monkey friend. I could teach him tricks. I could dress him in a cunning jacket. He could look just like me! But more monkey-shaped. Votes: 0

He doesn't look very smart," Diesel said. "He's not even giving me the finger." "Can monkey's do that?" Hal asked. Carl gave him the finger. "Cool!" Hal said. Votes: 0

I learned early on that I could get a lot of attention by singing and writing little songs, so it was like throwing nuts to a monkey... I just couldn't get enough. Votes: 0

Yeah, we call that mulling around. Okay guys, come on now. What we're going to do early in this game is mull around, okay? And later, we're going call that monkey-off-our-back play. Votes: 0

I'm glad I've given up drugs and alcohol. It would be awful to be like Keith Richards. He's pathetic. It's like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go onstage and look young. Votes: 0

The philosophic spirit of inquiry may be traced to brute curiosity, and that to the habit of examining all things in search of food. Artistic genius is an expansion of monkey imitativeness. Votes: 0

Paleontologists do not have to search for famous "missing link" from which humans supposedly came, and current great apes. This link is simply the socialist - because he has both monkey genes. Votes: 0

I drew pictures rapidly and with few lines, because I had to write most of the pieces, too, and couldn't monkey long with the drawings. The divine urge was no higher than that. Votes: 0

I prefer kissing over dinner. Not that I prefer kissing to dinner, but I prefer kissing over the plate containing my dinner, especially if my dinner consists of something romantic like monkey brains. Votes: 0

THERE'S NO MONKEY BUSINESS ABOUT THIS ELECTION,' he told the voters. 'IF YOU'RE ENOUGH OF AN ASSHOLE TO VOTE FOR NIXON, YOUR DUMB VOTE WILL BE COUNTED"“"“JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE! Votes: 0

Every woman's path is difficult, and many mothers were as equipped to raise children as wire monkey mothers. I say that without judgment: It is, sadly, true. An unhealthy mother's love is withering. Votes: 0

Sitting peacefully on a cushion day and night seeking to attain Buddhahood, rejecting life and death in hopes of realizing enlightenment, is all like a monkey grasping at the moon reflected in the water. Votes: 0

We are creatures of information and the imagination. The monkey we are already beginning to transform and shed. We don't look like the other monkeys, and we look less like them all the time. Votes: 0

With the tiger you're always on edge, and you always have to keep your distance. The monkey is far less threatening so you're more relaxed around the monkey, and I think that's actually hazardous. Votes: 0

I am not going to spend any time whatsoever in attacking the Foreign Secretary. If we complain about the tune, there is no reason to attack the monkey when the organ grinder is present. Votes: 0

To put it crudely but graphically, the monkey who did not have a realistic perception of the tree branch he jumped for was soon a dead monkey-and therefore did not become one of our ancestors. Votes: 0

Are you too frightened to go any farther?" asked the silk-monkey, who found all this very easy, having four legs herself."I'm never afraid," answered Sniff. "But I think the view is better from here. Votes: 0

As is often the case with children, the rule of 'monkey see, monkey do' plays out in the workplace. It's hard to be good role model, and it's one of the greatest challenges of leadership. Votes: 0

Our ancestors were very rich and eminent people, and they left us an enormous inheritance, which we have completely forgotten, especially since the time when we began to consider ourselves the descendants of a monkey. Votes: 0