I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself. Votes: 4
Carrie BrownsteinYou offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend. Votes: 2
Marty FeldmanThe Yankees have strict rules. You can have a mustache but no other facial hair. Votes: 2
Derek JeterMost people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair. Votes: 2
John HodgmanI've grown this mustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat. Votes: 2
Keith CarradineMy wit is sharper then the finest mustache, and when I walk among men I make truths ring like spurs. Votes: 2
Edmond RostandThis Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache. Votes: 0
J. B. SmooveI am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays. Votes: 0
John HodgmanDo I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache. Votes: 0
J. K. RowlingSince 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip. Votes: 0
Albert EinsteinThere are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics. Votes: 0
Caitlin MoranWhen the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees. Votes: 0
Bob DylanI once tried to shave my mustache off with a toothbrush. Just one example of my skills as a lover. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzI like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. Votes: 0
Tom Lenk