Quotes about Mustache

They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody. Votes: 4

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself. Votes: 4

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person. Votes: 4

Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself; the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache. Votes: 4

No wife, no horse, no mustache Votes: 2

I had a mustache when I was 13. Votes: 2

A good mustache makes a man for many reasons. Votes: 2

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache. Votes: 2

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache. Votes: 2

A man without a mustache is a man without a soul. Votes: 2

Believe me, I've taken a lot of heat for my mustache. Votes: 2

My mustache has become this weird iconic representation of a certain era. Votes: 2

I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to. Votes: 2

You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend. Votes: 2

The Yankees have strict rules. You can have a mustache but no other facial hair. Votes: 2

Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair. Votes: 2

I've grown this mustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat. Votes: 2

Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache. Votes: 2

My wit is sharper then the finest mustache, and when I walk among men I make truths ring like spurs. Votes: 2

Having a mustache and never smiling became a permanent component of my persona through the quaintly self-important decade of the seventies. Votes: 2

I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did. Votes: 2

In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil. Votes: 2

A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan. Votes: 2

I put a mustache and some eyebrows on, and I looked just like Nicolas Cage. ... We have the same amazingly handsome good looks. Votes: 2

Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary mustache? Votes: 2

As he drank, little brown drops of coffee clung to his mustache like dew. Men will live like billy goats if they are let alone. Votes: 2

I just grow a terrible mustache, so I try to use my neckbeard as a substitute. And when I get lazy, I don't shave that often. Votes: 2

Nowadays, if you have a mustache, people look at you like you're crazy. But when I was growing up, I never saw my dad without a mustache. Votes: 2

I can't say that I haven't done some bad acting in my time. I have. Usually that involves what we actors call 'indicating,' when you twirl your mustache. Votes: 2

I watched Gene Kelly for his smile, for his energy. Vittorio Gassman for his movement. Clark Gable for his mustache. And I watched Lassie who was happy as a dog. Votes: 2

I watched a lot of Douglas Fairbanks movies. He always played the same role with a mustache. Zorro had a mustache. The Musketeer had a mustache. Tarzan had a mustache. Votes: 2

I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments - everyone's like, 'Wow, love the 'stache, dude.' Votes: 2

Looking for peace is like looking for a turtle with a mustache: You won't be able to find it. But when your heart is ready, peace will come looking for you. Votes: 2

I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk mustaches, they're my heroes. Votes: 2

I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I'd done something. Votes: 2

It's usually my mom who gets on me about my facial hair. I can't grow a good mustache, so I guess it's just a neck beard. I just have trouble growing up there. Votes: 2

Not to get too deep on shaving my mustache, but it was kind of symbolic of, 'This is a moment of liberation, a chance to reinvent yourself.' That's kind of what I did. Votes: 2

In 'Pacific Rim' I had to have a haircut I wouldn't usually rock. However, the moustache I had in the film - that might have to come out again. It was a good moustache. Good times. Votes: 2

There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have a conversation with me like you don't have a handlebar mustache. Votes: 2

When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention of shaving the mustache off, but I realized I was getting so many comments about it - and everybody was talking about it - that I decided to keep it. Votes: 2

I'm an old fashioned theater major at heart. I love to do a show, do something with friends; I'm kind of a nerd in that way. I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. Votes: 2

It's very juicy to twirl your mustache and figure out why people do the horrible things that they do. It's not just because they are evil, but because that's how they somehow explain the world to themselves and justify themselves. It's always interesting figuring out how that happens. Votes: 2

It was my mustache that landed jobs for me. In those silent-film days it was the mark of a villain. When I realized they had me pegged as a foreign nobleman type I began to live the part, too. I bought a pair of white spats, an ascot tie and a walking stick. Votes: 2

The only time I'm not Hulk Hogan is when I'm behind closed doors because as soon as I walk out the front door, and somebody says hello to me, I can't just say 'hello' like Terry. When they see me, they see the blond hair, the mustache, and the bald head, they instantly think Hulk Hogan. Votes: 2

I did four movies where I gained, like, fifty pounds. I had curly hair, and I had all of this facial hair. I had put on all this weight for these movies, and I did four or five of them back-to-back. Then I cut the weight and I got fit again. I cut my beard and I took away the mustache, and people were like, 'What are you doing?' Votes: 2

Sometimes a milk mustache is just a milk mustache. Votes: 0

She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache. Votes: 0

Drew a mustache on your picture, threw your ring away. Votes: 0

A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt. Votes: 0

I want to see Brian Williams with no irony wearing a mustache. Votes: 0

My mustache gets so many questions he has his own agen now. Votes: 0

I may not be Hispanic, but I'm close. I'm Catholic with a mustache[] Votes: 0

Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler. Votes: 0

Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache. Votes: 0

If you have a friend with a blond mustache, he wants to touch you. Votes: 0

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one. Votes: 0

I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped! Votes: 0

This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache. Votes: 0

I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays. Votes: 0

Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache. Votes: 0

Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip. Votes: 0

There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics. Votes: 0

Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white. Votes: 0

Love is a winding mountainous road. Do you have an extra unicycle and handlebar mustache I can borrow? Votes: 0

My mustache can be your toothbrush for the one-time low cost of $1.23. Each mustoothbrush is made from 100% recycled material. Votes: 0

When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees. Votes: 0

Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it. Votes: 0

I couldn't wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school. Votes: 0

I once tried to shave my mustache off with a toothbrush. Just one example of my skills as a lover. Votes: 0

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. Votes: 0

First, he [Donald Trump] took out like this little make up compact like right here, because he had a sweat mustache. Votes: 0

It was like a bad movie except he didn’t actually twirl his mustache.” -Jace to Maryse about Valentine, pg.122- Votes: 0

For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache. Votes: 0

I had grown a thin mustache, I was a full-grown man, and yet I was completely helpless and without a goal in life. Votes: 0

"Chocolate mustache" is from a line in the book. It's my favorite title (chosen by me), so I'm pleased that Never Spit was tossed. Votes: 0

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off. Votes: 0

His fair landlady was in despair. She would most willingly have made M. d'Artagnan her husband--such a handsome man, and such a fierce mustache! Votes: 0

The mustache represented the old John; I didn't want to be that guy anymore, so I shaved it off. It was ritualistic in a way. Votes: 0

Have a care how you speak to me, Imp. Doubtless he meant to sound threatening, but that absurd wisp of a mustache ruined the effect. Votes: 0

The style of mustache I have is called a Hungarian, and you need a certain type of viscosity in the wax to make it work. Votes: 0

I want to hang from a tree the way Spanish moss hung from my father's face, like the mustache he was so embarrassed he couldn't grow. Votes: 0

My wit is more polished than your mustache. The truth which I speak strikes more sparks from men's hearts than your spurs do from the cobblestones. Votes: 0

My car would look better with a mustache for a bumper. Then pedestrians would know that I am a superior lover, just before I hit on them. Votes: 0

It takes a particularly rarified variety of idiot to look at a Jew-hating fascist with a small mustache - and decide that his opponent is the Nazi. Votes: 0

I watched It Happened One Night and looked at online pictures and really liked Clark Gable's mustache and hair and the tuxedo. I just really liked that look. Votes: 0

I think the trick to playing villains is that you can't play them as if they know that they're villains, otherwise it becomes some sort of mustache-twirling caricature! Votes: 0

I used to play pianos in bars. You know in hotels, you'd see guys playing piano with a snifter? That was me, with a painted-on mustache. I was about 15. Votes: 0

I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments - everyone's like, 'Wow, love the 'stache, dude. Votes: 0

No. 1 music event in 1998? 'Weird Al gets LASIK to cure his myopia. At the same time, he grows out his hair and shaves his mustache, drastically changing his look.' Votes: 0

I guess, to tell you the truth, I've never had much of a desire to grow facial hair. I think I've managed to play quarterback just fine without a mustache. Votes: 0

Of the quaking recruit, three pitched battles make a grim grenadier; and he who shrank from the muzzle of a cannon, is now ready to yield his mustache for a sponge. Votes: 0

I want to get the huge wart that looks like a nose removed from my back, but first I'm going to try to grow a mustache underneath it, to make it less noticeable. Votes: 0

When I was cast for 'Walking Dead,' I was still doing 'Lone Ranger,' so I have my 'Lone Ranger' look with the handlebar mustache. I think everybody appreciates the professional mustache. Votes: 0

Professor Braithwope, shimmering out of his room fully clothed and dapper. His mustache was a fluffy caterpillar of curiosity, perched and ready to inquire, dragging the vampire along behind it on the investigation. Votes: 0

A man once said, 'All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.' Mark Twain, you know. He had a fine mustache. Men of wisdom so often do. Votes: 0

It's all about the stache, and I have so many fans that offer me tips on mustache wax that I actually really appreciate. I've been able to get some leads on some good products. Votes: 0

Your deceit smells like a fake mustache. Nobody stole my facial hair. I shaved this morning and donated half of it to the Humane Society. The other half I kept for sentimental petting reasons. Votes: 0

It's 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except there's just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler. Can I play? Let's see. Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler! Votes: 0

The problem for me is that I look like so many people in my family, so I can't really see anything. Except I could say that I look rather like my father without his mustache. Votes: 0

It became the middle finger I couldn't raise in PR photographs. The mustache became my silent last word in the verbal battles I was losing with higher headquarters on rules, targets, and fighting the war. Votes: 0

The Toothbrush mustache is the most powerful configuration of facial hair the world has ever known. It overpowers whoever touches it. By merely doodling a Toothbrush mustache on a poster, you make a political statement. Votes: 0