The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. Votes: 2
Alphonse de LamartineMy dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip! Votes: 2
Craig ShoemakerI'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears. Votes: 2
Christine McVieI don't smoke, I try to eat right, and I love doing yoga and going for hikes with my dog. Votes: 2
Sarah ChalkeI remember my father explaining, "A capitalist system is a dog-eat-dog system." Votes: 0
Frances Fox PivenI'm constantly lying to my dog. He only responds to manipulation and blackmail. Votes: 0
Riley KeoughMy femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world. Votes: 0
Margaret SmithI got my dog back, in African-American language, your dog means your passion, your fire. Votes: 0
Deion SandersI love spending time with my dog, my niece and my family. I'm very family-oriented. Votes: 0
Lil' KimMy fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty. Votes: 0
Elayne BooslerThe best thing I ever bought is my dog Stitch. He's the best friend & companion. Votes: 0
Travie McCoyActually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time. Votes: 0
Buzz BissingerActually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time. Votes: 0
H. G. BissingerI would rather have cookies in my jacket pockets than a chain around my dog's neck. Votes: 0
Pat MillerMy wife and I volunteer for the Guide Dog Foundation, and we have two giant labs. Votes: 0
Yul VazquezThere's a lot of Kenya that's not like me. I like Birkenstocks, granola, my dog Pops. Votes: 0
Sanaa LathanPolitics are not my concern.... They impressed me as a dog's life without a dog's decencies. Votes: 0
Rudyard KiplingThe dog that I was given on The Hills for Christmas is with my best friend's family. Votes: 0
Heidi MontagMy dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed. Votes: 0
Tommy CooperYou ask of my companions. Hills, sir, and the sundown, and a dog as large as myself. Votes: 0
Emily DickinsonMy dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not Votes: 0
Ellen DeGeneresMy wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldMy health is important to me. I run with my dog, twice or three times a week. Votes: 0
Honeysuckle WeeksI also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog. Votes: 0
Kristin DavisI went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died." Votes: 0
Tommy CooperI love my hunting dog. I loved my hunting dog - I'm not very good at hunting. Votes: 0
Bonnie McFarlaneTechnically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli. Votes: 0
Craig FergusonI may be boring, but it would be to wake up by my dog and then my daughter. Votes: 0
Izabella ScorupcoI love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship. Votes: 0
Dana GouldI want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor. Votes: 0
Laurie NotaroI am still married, yes - no children. I have Benzo, though; he's my dog, a Lhasa apso. Votes: 0
Archie PanjabiI don't like leaving my dog when I go to England and she is with me all the time. Votes: 0
Shirley MacLaineI took solace in my relationship with God who, along with my dog, was my best friend growing up. Votes: 0
Lisa BonetThis is a bit different to the Thursday breakfast I'm used to. It's usually just me and my dog. Votes: 0
Shane TroncI pray thee let me and my fellow have a haire of the dog that bit us last night. Votes: 0
John HeywoodI look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. Votes: 0
Shirley MacLaineMy relaxation has always been my animals - going to the dog park with them, going to the beach. Votes: 0
Hilary SwankI love shutting my front door and being at home with just my dog and me. That's when I'm happiest. Votes: 0
Lucy DavisIt's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldMy fear was like a stray dog, roving the neighborhood of my life, looking for a new source of worry. Votes: 0
Danzy SennaOh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh! Votes: 0
Bill MaherI ought to of shot that dog myself, George. I shouldn't ought to of let no stranger shoot my dog. Votes: 0
John SteinbeckMy dog doesn't like dogs, and I kind of get where she's coming from; I'm not too keen on people. Votes: 0
Steve FowlerMy routine is get up, have a cup of coffee, make a shake, have a workout, go walk the dog. Votes: 0
Jennifer AnistonI love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, Iâm a great guy. Votes: 0
Bill BurrTruly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who hath any honesty in him. Votes: 0
William ShakespeareI don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV. Votes: 0
Phillip LimI know this sounds generic, but I'm so happy to be home with my husband, my family, and my dog. Votes: 0
FergieSo long as even a single dog in my country is without food, my whole religion will be to feed it. Votes: 0
Swami VivekanandaBecause I was newly pregnant, I was sick as a dog, yet I knew all my lines from a year before. Votes: 0
Gwyneth PaltrowMy advice to any diplomat who wants to have good press is to have two or three kids and a dog. Votes: 0
Carl T. RowanMy songs are like a three-legged dog - you have to get to know them to have any love for them. Votes: 0
Dave MatthewsMy tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life. Votes: 0
Michael SheenIt takes me a long time to lose my temper, but once lost I could not find it with a dog. Votes: 0
Mark TwainIf I brought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog. Votes: 0
Phil GrammMy idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog. Votes: 0
Anne LamottMy sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark. Votes: 0
Chic MurrayWhen I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldI think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy. Votes: 0
Emo PhilipsI wish my kid would act like my dog sometimes. My dog listens to me and does what I tell him to do. Votes: 0
Cesar MillanMy little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not. Votes: 0
Anna HeldOn the one hand, I want to go off and live in the desert with my dog and sculpt things out of adobe. Votes: 0
Tom FordI was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldPerhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today. Votes: 0
Gertrude SteinI really love dogs. When I see a dog, I go crazy, it's like, âOh my God, come here, come here!â Votes: 0
Bill Kaulitz