Quotes about My Dog

Love me, love my dog. Votes: 3

Sleep with me sleep with my dogs- Votes: 3

Who loves me will love my dog also. Votes: 3

The more boys I meet the more I love my dog. Votes: 3

I can't imagine God not allowing my dog into heaven. Votes: 2

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. Votes: 2

the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs. Votes: 2

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes Votes: 2

I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay! Votes: 2

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. Votes: 2

My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip! Votes: 2

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. Votes: 2

I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears. Votes: 2

I don't smoke, I try to eat right, and I love doing yoga and going for hikes with my dog. Votes: 2

God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there. Votes: 2

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs. Votes: 2

I spend my nights just sitting and reading a book and drinking my tea and walking my dog. That's about as exciting as my life gets. Votes: 2

I'm an introvert... I love being by myself, love being outdoors, love taking a long walk with my dogs and looking at the trees, flowers, the sky. Votes: 2

I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is actually doing is slowly scanning the ceiling for flies. Votes: 2

I'm a fighter. I believe in the eye-for-an-eye business. I'm no cheek turner. I got no respect for a man who won't hit back. You kill my dog, you better hide your cat. Votes: 2

I have a dog and sometimes I'll be the littlest kid with my dog and marvel at his ears and his nose and how he looks at me. If he died, I'd bawl like a baby. Votes: 2

There is a movie called 'My Dog Skip,' starring my 'Outsiders' costar Diane Lane. I do not recommend it. If you have a child, particularly one about to leave home, watching this film is to be emotionally waterboarded. Votes: 2

I've always tried out my material on my dogs first. Years ago, when my red setter chewed up the manuscript of 'Of Mice and Men,' I said at the time that the dog must have been an excellent literary critic. Votes: 2

I became a vegetarian after realizing that animals feel afraid, cold, hungry and unhappy like we do. I feel very deeply about vegetarianism and the animal kingdom. It was my dog Boycott who led me to question the right of humans to eat other sentient beings. Votes: 2

His head on my knee can heal my human hurts. His presence by my side is protection against my fears of dark and unknown things. He has promised to wait for me... whenever... wherever-in case I need him. And I expect I will-as I always have. He is just my dog. Votes: 2

There have been times when I wanted children and other times I've been grateful not to have them. I am a mess if I have to say goodbye to my dog for longer than five days. I don't know how I would deal with kissing my children as I left for work. I know there are women who are able to do that. I don't know if I could. Votes: 2

My dog's a gentleman. Votes: 0

I walk my dog every morning. Votes: 0

Me and my dog are best friends. Votes: 0

I converse with my dog through ESP Votes: 0

I am a dog that loves my fleas. Votes: 0

I do Pilates, and hike with my dog. Votes: 0

My dear old dog, most constant of all friends. Votes: 0

I enjoy walking my dog and completing crossword puzzles. Votes: 0

I really love the sound of my dog snoring. Votes: 0

I believe in God the way my dog does Votes: 0

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. Votes: 0

I am I because my little dog knows me. Votes: 0

In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man. Votes: 0

You killed my dog! Get your affairs in order. Votes: 0

I'm married but the special man is my dog, Henry. Votes: 0

My idea of good poetry is any dog doing anything. Votes: 0

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Votes: 0

PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air. Votes: 0

What I love doing is taking my dog for runs. Votes: 0

I'm a dog person; I've had dogs all my life." Votes: 0

I'm a dog person; I've had dogs all my life. Votes: 0

Nobody's going to get a hot dog at my concert! Votes: 0

The more I know people, the more I love my dog. Votes: 0

My mom took me to a dog show and I won!! Votes: 0

My dog is an atheist: he no longer believes in me. Votes: 0

I won't go to England because they won't let my dog in. Votes: 0

If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog. Votes: 0

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. Votes: 0

My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats. Votes: 0

Today I saw a car crush my little dog under it's wheel. Votes: 0

My dog! the difference between thee and me knows only our Creator. Votes: 0

I have had a great misfortune; my dear old dog is dead. Votes: 0

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend! Votes: 0

I remember my father explaining, "A capitalist system is a dog-eat-dog system." Votes: 0

The more I see of Mankind, the more I prefer my dog. Votes: 0

I'm a lot less cranky when it's just me and my dog. Votes: 0

I love my dog unconditionally, but never the man I'm sleeping with. Votes: 0

In my house, a hot dog is a dog that's really hot. Votes: 0

I have given a name to my pain, and call it "dog". Votes: 0

I like to visit my horse, have a walk with my dog. Votes: 0

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. Votes: 0

The more I see of men, the better I like my dog. Votes: 0

The swine who stole my dog doesn't realize what he did to me! Votes: 0

No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog. Votes: 0

Whenever I'm about to eat meat I always see my little dog's eyes. Votes: 0

I play Beethoven and Bach. At the same time, Biggie is my dog. Votes: 0

I'm constantly lying to my dog. He only responds to manipulation and blackmail. Votes: 0

My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door. Votes: 0

One of the makeup artists once dyed my dog blue with vegetable blue. Votes: 0

I like to hike with my dog, Webster. It helps clear my mind. Votes: 0

My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge! Votes: 0

I love playing music, I love my dog, and I love my family. Votes: 0

My femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world. Votes: 0

The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act. Votes: 0

You can take my heart, but I can't let you take my dog. Votes: 0

It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food. Votes: 0

I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man. Votes: 0

It seems to be my mission in life to wait on a dog. Votes: 0

To lose the approbation of my dog is a thing too horrible to contemplate. Votes: 0

Nobody's going to tell me that my dog doesn't love me. That's crazy talk. Votes: 0

My books kept me from the ring, the dog-pit, the tavern, and the saloon. Votes: 0

My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog. Votes: 0

I love my dog. Actually, the best portrait I did was of my dog. Votes: 0

I am sir Oracle, and when I ope my lips, let no dog bark. Votes: 0

I don't have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once. Votes: 0

If't were not for my cat and dog, I think I could not live. Votes: 0

When my dog Buster died, I couldn't get over it. I was in bits. Votes: 0

I got my dog back, in African-American language, your dog means your passion, your fire. Votes: 0

I love spending time with my dog, my niece and my family. I'm very family-oriented. Votes: 0

Whiskers of the cat, Webbed toes on my swimming dog; God is in the details. Votes: 0

My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty. Votes: 0

The best thing I ever bought is my dog Stitch. He's the best friend & companion. Votes: 0

I can't even trust my own imaginary dog. How much lower can a person get? Votes: 0

Snoop [Dog] is my favorite artist of all time. He's someone I look up to. Votes: 0

I wish my mind was a dog and I could train it to go sit. Votes: 0

Just thinking that my dog loves me more than I love him, I feel shame. Votes: 0

Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit. Votes: 0

My serve has killed a small dog ... I'm joking, I'm joking! The dog was huge! Votes: 0

Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time. Votes: 0

Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time. Votes: 0

I would rather have cookies in my jacket pockets than a chain around my dog's neck. Votes: 0

My wife and I volunteer for the Guide Dog Foundation, and we have two giant labs. Votes: 0

There's a lot of Kenya that's not like me. I like Birkenstocks, granola, my dog Pops. Votes: 0

Politics are not my concern.... They impressed me as a dog's life without a dog's decencies. Votes: 0

My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!" Votes: 0

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also. Votes: 0

I need a little sugar in my bowl and a little hot dog in my roll. Votes: 0

I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza. Votes: 0

The dog that I was given on The Hills for Christmas is with my best friend's family. Votes: 0

My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed. Votes: 0

You ask of my companions. Hills, sir, and the sundown, and a dog as large as myself. Votes: 0

The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous. Votes: 0

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not Votes: 0

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. Votes: 0

My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer. Votes: 0

My health is important to me. I run with my dog, twice or three times a week. Votes: 0

My Chinese zodiac is a dog. But I'm an exception because of how much I love cats. Votes: 0

I like to take my dog on the road. He stays up front; he likes it there. Votes: 0

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick. Votes: 0

I also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog. Votes: 0

I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died." Votes: 0

I love my hunting dog. I loved my hunting dog - I'm not very good at hunting. Votes: 0

Technically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli. Votes: 0

I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He's a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind. Votes: 0

I may be boring, but it would be to wake up by my dog and then my daughter. Votes: 0

I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship. Votes: 0

I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor. Votes: 0

I am still married, yes - no children. I have Benzo, though; he's my dog, a Lhasa apso. Votes: 0

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously. Votes: 0

I don't like leaving my dog when I go to England and she is with me all the time. Votes: 0

I took solace in my relationship with God who, along with my dog, was my best friend growing up. Votes: 0

This is a bit different to the Thursday breakfast I'm used to. It's usually just me and my dog. Votes: 0

I pray thee let me and my fellow have a haire of the dog that bit us last night. Votes: 0

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. Votes: 0

The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework. Votes: 0

My dog, Puffy. The dog is the perfect portrait subject. He doesn't pose. He isn't aware of the camera. Votes: 0

My notion of a great novel is something like a five-hundred-page shaggy-dog story, with only the punch line omitted. Votes: 0

My relaxation has always been my animals - going to the dog park with them, going to the beach. Votes: 0

'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog. Votes: 0

I would write plays for my grandmother, who was stone deaf, my mother and the dog, that was our audience. Votes: 0

I love shutting my front door and being at home with just my dog and me. That's when I'm happiest. Votes: 0

If I had been a little dog I'd have gone leaping and gambolling around the room wagging my tail furiously. Votes: 0

I spent half my life being hurt. The leftovers of hurt are an automatic gesture, like a dog that salivates. Votes: 0

While working in advertising, I channelled my creative energy into elaborate escape fantasies: cake making, dog breeding, the Peace Corps. Votes: 0

I'm very happy in my 18th century worker's cottage in Kent and playing my music for the dog-walkers paused outside. Votes: 0

Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog. Votes: 0

Everyone needs a spiritual guide: a minister, rabbi, counselor, wise friend, or therapist. My own wise friend is my dog. Votes: 0

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. Votes: 0

My fear was like a stray dog, roving the neighborhood of my life, looking for a new source of worry. Votes: 0

Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh! Votes: 0

I ought to of shot that dog myself, George. I shouldn't ought to of let no stranger shoot my dog. Votes: 0

My dog doesn't like dogs, and I kind of get where she's coming from; I'm not too keen on people. Votes: 0

My routine is get up, have a cup of coffee, make a shake, have a workout, go walk the dog. Votes: 0

I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy. Votes: 0

Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who hath any honesty in him. Votes: 0

I don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV. Votes: 0

I know this sounds generic, but I'm so happy to be home with my husband, my family, and my dog. Votes: 0

So long as even a single dog in my country is without food, my whole religion will be to feed it. Votes: 0

Because I was newly pregnant, I was sick as a dog, yet I knew all my lines from a year before. Votes: 0

My advice to any diplomat who wants to have good press is to have two or three kids and a dog. Votes: 0

My songs are like a three-legged dog - you have to get to know them to have any love for them. Votes: 0

Coonskin caps, Yankee bats, the Hound Dog man's big start. The A-bomb fears, Annette had ears, I lusted in my heart. Votes: 0

My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life. Votes: 0

I was told that [Japan journalists] wanted to see my dog, Yume. You can see that she is in great shape. Votes: 0

Whoever can find the answer to this question: "How can I say this to my dog" has already won the game. Votes: 0

I started early, took my dog, And visited the sea; The mermaids in the basement Came out to look at me Votes: 0

I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener. Votes: 0

It takes me a long time to lose my temper, but once lost I could not find it with a dog. Votes: 0

If I brought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog. Votes: 0

I don't think anyone would care about my private life because I don't do anything. I'm at home with my dog. Votes: 0

My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious. Votes: 0

I watch movies and hang with my family, go shopping, love to cuddle with my dog, Happy, & write songs with my guitar! Votes: 0

I wiggle my eyebrows. 'Sorry, Evan, I can't make out with you wile the dog is aligning himself with a magnetic field. Votes: 0

I wiggle my eyebrows. 'Sorry, Evan, I can't make out with you while the dog is aligning himself with a magnetic field. Votes: 0

I enjoy horse riding, spending time with my dog 'Smurf,' and basically having a really good laugh partying and having fun! Votes: 0

I had a wonderful teacher about animal behavior - my dog Rusty. He taught me that animals have personalities, minds, and feelings. Votes: 0

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog. Votes: 0

However tight I shut my eyes, there will always be a stray dog somewhere in the world who'll stop me being happy. Votes: 0

A Republican in my state of Arkansas feels about as out of place as Michael Vick at the West Minister dog show. Votes: 0

When I'm training a dog, I develop a relationship with that dog. He's my buddy, and I want to make training fun. Votes: 0

My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark. Votes: 0

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far. Votes: 0

Not wishing to blow my own trumpet, I'm as near to being the perfect dog owner as it is possible to be. Votes: 0

When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me. Votes: 0

I think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy. Votes: 0

What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food. Votes: 0

In my life there are not that many questions I can't properly deal with using my $40 adding machine and dog-eared compound interest table. Votes: 0

I wish my kid would act like my dog sometimes. My dog listens to me and does what I tell him to do. Votes: 0

The musquetos continue to infest us in such manner that we can scarcely exist. My dog even howls with the torture he experiences. Votes: 0

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not. Votes: 0

One of my favorite scenes of the movie [Valley of Violence] is when Ethan Hawke is sitting at the campfire with the dog. Votes: 0

On the one hand, I want to go off and live in the desert with my dog and sculpt things out of adobe. Votes: 0

I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with. Votes: 0

We have a really, really great dog. It doesn't bark. My dog almost smiles, which is weird. He's just a very happy dog. Votes: 0

Blue. My God! I'm so blue that if I were a dog, I'd sit on my haunches and howl and howl and howl ... Votes: 0

It definitely could have been a horror story [Valley of Violence], oh my God, if the dog was impossible. So could the horses. Votes: 0

I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me. Votes: 0

I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done." Votes: 0

For the most part, I hang out in my back yard with my dog, but there's no paparazzi trying to check that out. Votes: 0

If I had my personal view, perhaps that might take hold. In fact, I don't want to see another dog or cat born. Votes: 0

My first TV crush was Elroy Jetson, because he was so cute. And I wanted to play with Astro on his automatic dog-walker thing. Votes: 0

My son Matthew's beloved dog is a Jack Russell. His name is Buster. Matthew picked him as a puppy, when he was tiny himself. Votes: 0

No babies for me until I'm in my 30s! I'm focused on my career right now. I can't even take care of my dog. Votes: 0

I am often surprised by the cleverness, and now and again by the stupidity, of my dog; and I have similar experiences with mankind. Votes: 0

I don't really understand that process called reincarnation but if there is such a thing I'd like to come back as my daughter's dog. Votes: 0

I had no immediate knowledge of the world of Batman at all. I'm quite incubated. I just keep myself to myself and my dog. Votes: 0

I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop! Votes: 0

We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead. Votes: 0

I asked my vet what kind of dog he'd get. He told me, 'I'd get a Chihuahua, because when it died, I wouldn't care. Votes: 0

Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today. Votes: 0

I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died. Votes: 0

Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks. Votes: 0

I had a little dog and my dog was very small....Of all the treasures that were mine, I loved him most of all. Votes: 0

My first job was cleaning dog kennels. It was especially, ah, aromatic during those hot, humid Louisiana summers, but it prepared me for Hollywood. Votes: 0

I really love dogs. When I see a dog, I go crazy, it's like, “Oh my God, come here, come here!” Votes: 0

I basically sat around unemployed in Sydney for three years straight, and the two things that saved me were the rugby league and my dog. Votes: 0

I'm not really sure of anything. I have no personality or opinion on anything. I just sort of float around and lie to my dog. Votes: 0

My dog is vicious to the uninvited guest, lavishly affectionate to the invited one, and so freakishly acute that he has mastered the English language. Votes: 0

When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things and then I don't feel so bad. Votes: 0

I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house. Votes: 0

All the feeling which my father could not put into words was in his hand-any dog, child or horse would recognize the kindness of it. Votes: 0

I'm a great dog fanatic. My own dog died a little while ago and I take it very personally when things die-it's a major offence. Votes: 0

I had a Shiatsu dog for 12 years - we were different in size but he was certainly man's best friend, he was my little guy. Votes: 0

If my father had a heart attack, it would give me no solace at all to know his treatment was first tried on a dog. Votes: 0

My father read 'The New York Times,' my mother did secretarial work, we had a dog, we had a garden, I had a brother. Votes: 0

I always tell my children, 'You have to face your fear. If not, it's like running from a dog that will bite you in the back. Votes: 0

The other day, I was walking my dog around my building . . . on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. Votes: 0

I don't like running when I'm holding things in my hand, whether it's a dog leash or a baby jogger. My mechanics get all messed up. Votes: 0

I had a shih tzu dog for 12 years - we were different in size but he was certainly man's best friend, he was my little guy. Votes: 0

They're powerful, those songs. At times they've been my only way back, the only door out of the dark, bad places the black dog calls home. Votes: 0

I've put an umbrella in my mouth and opened it. I sat in a lemon-meringue pie. I've done terrible things to my dog with a fork... Votes: 0

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so. Votes: 0

He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye. Votes: 0

I believe I'm done for," said TomThe cussed sneaking dog, to leave me to die alone! My poor old mother always told me 'twould be so." Votes: 0

With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave. Votes: 0

The poet Paul Éluard says that to understand my film version of Beauty and the Beast, you must love your dog more than your car. Votes: 0

a writer once asked what I'd say if i ever met my biggest hater. I paused, thought deeply and said, "probably 'suk a dog dik, motherfuker Votes: 0

The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine.' Votes: 0

I'm a car singer, in fact sometimes I pretend to take my dog out for a walk, and I'll just drive him around and start singin'. Votes: 0

I am accustomed to hearing malicious falsehoods about myself . . . But I think I have a right to resent, to object to libelous statements about my dog. Votes: 0

If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs). Votes: 0

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. Votes: 0

My parents gave me a boxer puppy as a present. I have wanted a dog for years and must first give her attention in the morning. Votes: 0

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. Votes: 0

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. Votes: 0

He is my dog, Toto," answered Dorothy. "Is he made of tin, or stuffed?" asked the Lion. "Neither. He's a-- a-- a meat dog," said the girl. Votes: 0

The taste of chalk. The sun lays its copper thumbs on my eyelids. The radio plays the monologue of a dog. What is the formula for tomorrow? Votes: 0

When I compete, I leave it all on the table. That's my philosophy for the Hot Dog Eating Contest. Do you know what's in those things? Gross! Votes: 0

I always tell my children, 'You have to face your fear. If not, it's like running from a dog that will bite you in the back.' Votes: 0

A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again. Votes: 0

there are people who read my work and accuse me of being political! As far as I'm concerned that's like accusing a dog of having a bark! Votes: 0

Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog. Votes: 0

My very first tattoo was for my dog, Zora, who died in my arms in New York. Right where her heart stopped beating I got a "Z". Votes: 0

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. Votes: 0

I live alone with my one dog and they say it like it's a sad, it's a terrible thing. This woman lives alone with her two cats. Votes: 0

Today my son and I went for a stroll and saw the sea lions and watched the sunset and played ball in the park with our dog. Votes: 0

I would look at a dog and when our eyes met, I realized that the dog and all creatures are my family. They're like you and me. Votes: 0

I have a dog at home, and that's my baby. She's my girl, and I would do absolutely anything for her. She's like a child to me. Votes: 0

I'm French, so I'm quite lazy about exercising, and I smoke. But I do love going for a run in the morning with my dog. That's all. Votes: 0

I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals. Votes: 0

I love road trips! My husband and I love that. We bought a truck with a bench seat so we could put the dog in the middle. Votes: 0

I love nothing more than taking my dog, Molly, for a long walk on Sunday morning. Then I'll indulge in some Bikram yoga or something fun like reflexology. Votes: 0

Well, I'm pretty domestic actually. I walk my dog. I go grocery shopping. I hang out with friends. I'm pretty normal, whatever normal is, on my off time. Votes: 0

Each day when I'm walking with my dog through the damp forest, I'm thinking about the atmosphere, and it often works its way into my next scene somehow. Votes: 0

Nothing really says ... interactivity - which was so exciting and captures the real, the Web Zeitgeist of 1995 - than 'Click here for a picture of my dog.' Votes: 0

If I loved a guy as much as I love my dog, the guy would be in serious trouble. Because I'm all over that dog, all the time. Votes: 0

Hollywood actresses age in dog years. I'm 25 in the rest of the world, but I'm about 48 in actress years. I'm just around the corner from my midlife crisis. Votes: 0

My buddies are like, 'You live the most amazing life!' Well, I'm working like a dog. I come home most nights and pass out on the couch. Votes: 0

Bipolar disorder, manic depression, depression, black dog, whatever you want to call it, is inherent in our society. It's a product of stress and in my case over-work. Votes: 0

One of my favorite things about playing Avery Jennings on 'Dog With a Blog' is that I get to play a real teenager who deals with everyday issues. Votes: 0

When I was a girl, my life was music that was always getting louder. Everything moved me. A dog following a stranger. That made me feel so much. Votes: 0

I was a film editor for eight years before I made my first feature, 'Dog Soldiers.' I am from Newcastle upon Tyne, in the northeast of England. Votes: 0

Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that"and I like it that way. (Leo) Votes: 0

My beloved dog defied treatment from the best and most expensive veterinarians, holistic practitioners, trainers, and animal communicators. He was simply beyond my ability to repair or control. Votes: 0

I'm hoping one day to open my own shelter. I would be the person with the three-legged dog. I just love animals more than people; I really do. Votes: 0

Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog... Votes: 0

Desmo is my guard dog, but he has a sweet side, too. Nothing entertains him (or me) more than when I blow bubbles and he can chase them. Votes: 0

If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody screws with my dog. Votes: 0

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles. Votes: 0

I am an on-and-off vegetarian. Sometimes on, mostly off. I think it is better to be a vegetarian but occasionally, the call of the hot dog overpowers my ethics. Votes: 0

I have my own method [of acting]. I come from, I've interrogated people; I come from an undercover background, so it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks. Votes: 0

If I loved a guy as much as I love my dog, the guy would be in serious trouble because I'm all over that dog, all of the time. Votes: 0

In the past when I was in Hollywood, I was like a dog. I felt humiliated. My English was not good. People would even ask me 'Jackie Who?'. Votes: 0

I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog! Votes: 0

I also go on long walks with my dog, a golden retriever named Breeze-and I work out with weights at a health club a couple of times a week. Votes: 0

If my dog wants to know why I didn't feed him this morning, he may want to rethink walking out of the room when I'm telling him a joke. Votes: 0

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that Votes: 0

I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.' Votes: 0

My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop. Votes: 0

I enjoy working out. That is important for me. Whether it's a hike with my dog or an hour at the gym, I like to maintain an active lifestyle. Votes: 0

I'm an equestrian, so I like to ride. Ride horses, I love to hike with my dog, love to travel. Most recently I went to Costa Rica, which I loved. Votes: 0

If I stay in Washington for more than 72 hours, I have to bathe myself in the same stuff I use when my dog gets into a fight with a skunk. Votes: 0

Every day, I walk with my dog - summer, winter (it gets -20 F in Saint Paul), rain or shine. The nicer the day, of course, the longer the walk. Votes: 0

I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time. The cats started hiding the alcohol after that. Votes: 0

I buried Little Ann by the side of Old Dan. I knew that was where she wanted to be. I also buried a part of my life along with my dog. Votes: 0

I had such a close relationship with my dog, and my dog so filled the need in my life to have children that I just wanted Cathy to have that experience. Votes: 0

How do I stay healthy? I actually leave a lot of that up to my dog. He makes me get up pretty early in the morning. We go for walks together. Votes: 0

That's what I'd call him if he was my dog. Jacket-humper. Kinda had a ring to it. Although it seemed a little long for vet visits and intros to lady dogs. Votes: 0

Oh God, you know what would be really good for me is a dog locater - it would save me the hours that I have to spend looking for my dog. Votes: 0

I am fortunate to have a lot of love in my life. I love my family, I love my dog, I love my close friends, and I absolutely love my incredible girlfriend. Votes: 0

If fame belonged to me, I could not escape her; if she did not, the longest day would pass me on the chase, and the approbation of my dog would forsake me. Votes: 0

Court TV. I can't stop watching it. I am absolutely obsessed! If I'm not reading a book or spending time with my husband, my friends or my dog, I am watching Court TV Votes: 0

When you hear the music of these celebrated Dutch superstar-DJs nowadays... my God, I wouldn't even feed their music to my dog. I don't consider that to be my sort of dance music. Votes: 0

I was really in to shiny things when I was younger and I stole a shiny tag for my dog. I didn't get caught. I hope I don't go to jail for that. Votes: 0

Court TV. I can't stop watching it. I am absolutely obsessed! If I'm not reading a book or spending time with my husband, my friends or my dog, I am watching Court TV. Votes: 0

I happened to take a photo, and there was my wife, my dog and my banjo, all in the same shot - and I thought, "Oh, that's like a family portrait right there." Votes: 0

The first few months of my life of every year are in total retreat. I don't see anybody except my husband and my dog, I don't talk to anybody, and I just write. Votes: 0

As an author I'm in my head all day and I worry that I lose touch with reality. But then my dog pees on my shoe and I know I've found it again. Votes: 0

I'm very boring, really: I live on the Upper East Side, a block from the park. I have three kids. I go for a jog around the park every day with my dog. Votes: 0

If I did meet somebody, I would only ever make room for someone that loved me how I deserved to be loved. Until then I've got my shoes, I've got my album, my dog. Votes: 0

But of course these conjectures as to why God does what He does are probably of no more value than my dog's ideas of what I am up to when I sit and read. Votes: 0

Iggy' was my dog - he was named after Iggy Pop - and 'Azalea' is the street where I grew up; together, they have the right amount of syllables to make the perfect name. Votes: 0

It's not like I'm hanging out at shopping malls or going to celebrity golf tournaments. I'm so in my own little world. I got my dog, my music, my brother, a couple of friends. Votes: 0

My dog and two cats are such a vital part of my life. To say that I am their owner doesn't reflect at all the profound bond and responsibility that I have towards them. Votes: 0

I have a dog that loves to fight. It's a border collie, and they fight low to the ground. Other dogs are terrified of my dog, because he gets low and goes for the balls. Votes: 0

At the time my dog had a fungus on her chest that wouldn't heal and resisted treatment. I made an ointment with our product and it cleared up in two days. She lived to 17 years. Votes: 0

My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.' Funny thought. Votes: 0

I'm pretty sure my dog, Pip, gets lonely when there is no one to be with him. But we humans can end up with a gnawing worry about that separation possibly becoming a permanent condition. Votes: 0