Quotes about My Husband

My life really began when I married my husband. Votes: 3

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. Votes: 2

My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce. Votes: 2

The powerful men in my life have always believed in me: my husband, my son Votes: 2

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. Votes: 2

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job. Votes: 2

You just have to keep on doing what you do. It's the lesson I get from my husband; he just says, Keep going. Start by starting. Votes: 2

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kid's therapy. Votes: 2

I am a good friend to my husband. I have tried to make my marriage vows mean what they say. I show up. I listen. I try to laugh. Votes: 2

I'm always telling people who say two men can't make a baby: 'Anything is possible for God. I'm going to keep inseminating my husband and keep my fingers crossed.' Votes: 2

I'm just not comfortable with that society stuff. I mean, we were just invited to the White House, but my husband won't take me because he knows I don't want to go. Votes: 2

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. Votes: 2

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession, which I entered before my husband was in public life Votes: 2

An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it. Votes: 2

My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate. Votes: 2

Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be. Votes: 2

I have been using the Lipo Target Massager (not every day) and the Detox Oil. Recently my husband noticed that the cellulite on my thighs had decreased. For a man to notice anything there has to be quite a big difference - so it works really well. Votes: 2

During the long drag of years before our youngest child went to school, my love for my family and my need to write were in acute conflict. The problem was really that I put two things first. My husband and children came first. So did my writing. Bump. Votes: 2

The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue. Votes: 2

I felt really bad for someone who is swimming in so much hate. I just thought, that's someone who's in a really bad spot, and I am in such a happy spot. I laugh my head off every day with my husband and my kids who are mooning me and singing me songs. Votes: 2

My husband claims I have an unhealthy obsession with secondhand bookshops. That I spend too much time daydreaming altogether. But either you intrinsically understand the attraction of searching for hidden treasure amongst rows of dusty shelves or you don't; it's a passion, bordering on a spiritual illness, which cannot be explained to the unaffected. Votes: 2

My best friend is my husband. Votes: 1

I love being my husband's wife. Votes: 1

My husband keeps me really honest. Votes: 1

I have to defend my husband. Votes: 1

My husband is my most valuable resource. Votes: 1

Donald, my husband, considers himself a feminist. Votes: 1

Fried chicken is my husband's favorite food. Votes: 1

My husband is my most valuable resource. Votes: 1

My first husband was a serial cheater. Votes: 1

I love seeing my husband having success. Votes: 1

I like spending time with my husband. Votes: 1

My husband always smells good to me. Votes: 1

I found out my husband can cook! Votes: 1

I have only one real hobby - my husband. Votes: 1

All my six husbands married me for different reasons. Votes: 1

My husband, Jim, converted to Judaism just before our wedding. Votes: 1

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. Votes: 1

My husband's a director, so he understands what I do. Votes: 1

I have three wonderful children. My husband is an absolutely wonderful, perfect husband and a father, most of all. Votes: 1

My dad saw my husband's boss at a conference, and he said to stop paying my husband until we produce children. Votes: 1

My husband - my king. Votes: 0

My husband says I look like a Q-tip. Votes: 0

My husband has always agreed with me philosophically. Votes: 0

I take theeto be my awful wedded husband Votes: 0

I am the keeper of my husband's history. Votes: 0

My husband loves me, this is great delight. Votes: 0

My father was the quintessential husband and dad. Votes: 0

I don't understand boys - just ask my husband. Votes: 0

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. Votes: 0

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France Votes: 0

I dont understand boys - just ask my husband. Votes: 0

I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband Votes: 0

Being a husband and a dad is my inspiration. Votes: 0

I guess my husband is a muse as well. Votes: 0

My husband is not a jealous person in any way. Votes: 0

My husband is my best friend; he knows my sensibilities. Votes: 0

My husband is the most brilliant father on the planet. Votes: 0

On Sunday night, my husband makes a five-course family dinner. Votes: 0

My husband sings Baa Baa black sheep and we pretend Votes: 0

I finally had a honeymoon with my husband in Italy. Votes: 0

I like 'em big. And stupid. Don't tell my husband. Votes: 0

I'm not a Facebook/Twitter gal, but my husband is. Votes: 0

you may imagine me the very shadow of my husband. Votes: 0

I love my husband more than I love my children, Votes: 0

My husband and I met in a house fire, basically. Votes: 0

I'm always buying nice watches for my husband - Bentley Breitlings. Votes: 0

I don't really cook. There are caterers, and my husband cooks. Votes: 0

My husband is absolutely opposed to any negative campaigning at all. Votes: 0

In contrast to my husband, I can pronounce the word nuclear. Votes: 0

My husband does so many romantic things for me, it's absurd. Votes: 0

I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout. Votes: 0

I cook to inspire my husband to pay attention to me. Votes: 0

As far as I know, my husband never had a baby. Votes: 0

I took my son's name. I didn't take my husband's name. Votes: 0

I can't whistle. My husband makes fun of me for that. Votes: 0

My husband and I have never considered divorcemurder sometimes, but never divorce. Votes: 0

To be honest, my husband and my children are my best friends. Votes: 0

It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband. Votes: 0

I would never do anything to undermine my husband's point of view. Votes: 0

My husband believes that he can make a difference. He loves people. Votes: 0

I want to be more than a rose in my husband's lapel. Votes: 0

I'm bad with numbers. My husband is the keeper of the records. Votes: 0

I think my husband did a pretty good job in the 1990s. Votes: 0

I always use my husband's cocoa butter stuff. He has amazing skin! Votes: 0

I want a husband to warm my bed, and my bed alone. Votes: 0

Sometimes my husband has to literally pull me away from the computer. Votes: 0

If my husband's going to kiss anybody, let it be Matt Damon. Votes: 0

I'm fairly in tune with what's private with my husband and with me. Votes: 0

When my husband died in 2006, I didnt want to be Mitzi Gaynor anymore. Votes: 0

I do not believe the accusations against my husband, not for one second. Votes: 0

My husband thinks he's compromising if we have one cook instead of three. Votes: 0

My marriage to my husband, Bart Conner in 1996 is my proudest personal moment. Votes: 0

My husband was actually very keen that I would become a Bond girl. Votes: 0

I'm more determined than ever that my husband's dream will become a reality. Votes: 0

I am a Christian. My husband and I belong to the Episcopal Church. Votes: 0

I really take pride in the relationship that I have with my husband. Votes: 0

My children and my husband make me smile. My work makes me smile. Votes: 0

I'm a married woman. I love my husband; I have a good life. Votes: 0

My husband may have his faults, but he has never lied to me. Votes: 0

Before I met my husband, I was just about to look into adoption. Votes: 0

My DVR says that I watch a lot of TV my husband likes. Votes: 0

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes. Votes: 0

My name is Leah, and I will do anything to keep my husband. Votes: 0

That got me to L.A. and reintroduced me to my future husband. Votes: 0

I come from a sports family and my husband is a rugby player. Votes: 0

My husband is not a Christian but is a religious man, I think. Votes: 0

As far as my personal life my go to person is my husband. Votes: 0

My husband is from Venezuela and he cries when he needs to cry! Votes: 0

As long as my husband's looking at me, that's all I care about! Votes: 0

I'm married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child. Votes: 0

My first husband, yes, I eloped with him from Hungary against my mother's wishes. Votes: 0

After my husband John Lennon passed away, I tried to smile for my health. Votes: 0

Thankfully I have an ecosystem of in-laws, parents and husband, who are my rocks. Votes: 0

My husband is from Finland, so every so often I'll throw a Scandinavian-themed party. Votes: 0

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. Votes: 0

I would rather spend one night with Dracula dead than with my husband alive. Votes: 0

When my husband of almost 20 years can't take his eyes off me? That's amazing, Votes: 0

My husband is everything to me and without him it's just not the same. Votes: 0

I'm very open with my business partners, just like I am with my husband. Votes: 0

Who doesn't love a makeover? Even my husband watches 'What Not To Wear.' Votes: 0

My night out would be with my husband, wherever he chose to take me. Votes: 0

My husband and Charlie Sheen played Little League together. Theyve always been best friends. Votes: 0

I'm gonna dress up as an iPhone so my husband pays attention to me. Votes: 0

My body should only be for my husband and it's just a sacred thing, Votes: 0

I want to be healthy, to be there for my husband and my kids. Votes: 0

There were nine casualties during the battle of Kirkuk. My husband was among them. Votes: 0

My husband and Charlie Sheen played Little League together. They've always been best friends. Votes: 0

My husband calls me 'catfish.' He says I'm all mouth and no brains. Votes: 0

There was only one person who I shared everything with, and that was my husband. Votes: 0

If I jump out of bed without hugging my husband, that creates stress between us. Votes: 0

It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married. Votes: 0

The easiest gift to give my husband is anything to do with airlines and flying. Votes: 0

My husband and I don't have children. We can't have children because we hate them. Votes: 0

My husband is the first man to consistently be involved in the Senate Spouses group. Votes: 0

I've been married for four years, and I'm still finding out things about my husband. Votes: 0

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. Votes: 0

I couldn't stand that my husband was being unfaithful. I am Raquel Welch - understand? Votes: 0

My husband Rhashan reminds me of my father because he's got great strength of character. Votes: 0

My father is a great grandfather. He's a wonderful grandfather, but he's a terrible husband. Votes: 0

After my husband spell-checks one of my manuscripts, my editor says, 'It's been Normanized.' Votes: 0

Vadim was both my teacher and my husband. I placed myself entirely in his hands. Votes: 0

My husband cannot f-ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. Votes: 0

I'm very devoted to my husband and we've been together for a very long time. Votes: 0

I want people to see how hard my husband and kids work on the ranch. Votes: 0

Actually, I hear a lot of rock music. My husband is a big rock fan. Votes: 0

I love my husband. I believe in him, and I am proud of his accomplishments. Votes: 0

My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches. Votes: 0

The powerful men in my life have always believed in me: my husband, my son. Votes: 0

My husband and I both have our bucket lists. Running a marathon was on mine. Votes: 0

I don't know how I ever really lived before my husband came into my life. Votes: 0

I have never known my husband to approve any act of mine which I myself valued. Votes: 0

I have too much work on my hands and I would not be a dutiful husband. Votes: 0

I am happy to know that my husband regards me as a woman and a person. Votes: 0

Holding these babies in my arms makes me realize the miracle my husband and I began. Votes: 0

My husband is actually Italian-American, and he thought I was Italian when he first met me. Votes: 0

Love is having endless support from my husband and the hugs and kisses from my kids. Votes: 0

I'm not a big turkey fan, but my husband loves it. Thanksgiving is his favorite meal. Votes: 0

I've a big bum and chunky calves. My husband says I've got elephantiasis of the legs. Votes: 0

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. Votes: 0

After I was married a year I remembered things like radio stations and forgot my husband. Votes: 0

I signed up for the musical Tommy in the West End, where I met my husband. Votes: 0

I love being under submission to my husband ... I believe in keeping the male ego intact. Votes: 0

My mother had a son from previous marriage and her husband died in Second World War. Votes: 0

I'm always around my mother and sisters. I always wanted to be a father, a husband. Votes: 0

I certainly believe that having my husband be in my life has been a tremendous blessing. Votes: 0

Well, my husband is supportive of my work, like advocating for dialogue between cultures on YouTube. Votes: 0

My husband says he wants to have the best hay field in Britain. I can't wait. Votes: 0

My husband and I had five biological children but we also have been raising 23 foster children. Votes: 0

I was doing everything I could think of to protect my husband and keep him alive. Votes: 0

My children are babies and my husband has scarcely half an hour in 24 to give me. Votes: 0

Why the devil was my husband positively grinning - and with what looked remarkably like relief? Votes: 0

I like shopping from the comfort of my bed whilst my husband is asleep beside me. Votes: 0

For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us. Votes: 0

People often ask me what happened to my first husband? And I say, I killed him. Votes: 0

I don't really feel like I have to have a debate with my husband over issues. Votes: 0

My husband changed jobs so fast that I simply never knew what business he was in. Votes: 0

I have a husband who literally worships me. And cleans the house. And blow-dries my daughter's hair. Votes: 0

My husband is a musician, and 'Paste' is one of his favorite places to be interviewed by. Votes: 0

I like to make my husband like me more, and he likes it when I'm wearing makeup. Votes: 0

I know my limitations, and I don't like politics. I was only involved because of my husband. Votes: 0

My husband was a pilot. He flew Elvis when Elvis first started making appearances around the country. Votes: 0

My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor's office and make people sick. Votes: 0

My husband and I try to spend some time every night that I'm home talking without distractions. Votes: 0

My husband was getting his sea legs-rereading Joseph Conrad with a side order of C S Forester. Votes: 0

Jim Longenbach, poet, critic, and my husband, is always passing along life-changing books for me to read. Votes: 0

When my second husband shouted, 'Me or your writing!' I replied, 'My writing.' We separated. Votes: 0

My husband and I get along great. We're both introverts, and it's hard to make new friends. Votes: 0

If you were not already my dearly loved husband I should certainly fall in love with you. Votes: 0

My husband says my toes are like Wall's cocktail sausages. He feels peckish whenever he sees them. Votes: 0

My first husband met me as a career woman, and the second did, too. I was lucky. Votes: 0

I am very proud of my husband, both behind the camera and in front of the camera. Votes: 0

One of the reasons my ex-husband and I broke up is that he stopped eating my food. Votes: 0

When I have sex with my husband, I fantasize I am with a petite, hot young woman. Votes: 0

I met my husband before I became a star, and he doesn't care about any of it. Votes: 0

My husband is very proud of me and what I do. Which I think is really sweet. Votes: 0

The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted. Votes: 0

I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs. Votes: 0

So I delegate a lot and I make my family come first, my husband and our kids. Votes: 0

My ideal guy is my future husband. Not sure who he is yet, but he's out there. Votes: 0

If anything happened, I think my husband would have to deal with that as the time came. Votes: 0

I cannot help feeling I would have been happier with a husband and chidren of my own. Votes: 0

I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband. Votes: 0

Such bliss is not meant to last. In my husband's house, my children were my real gifts. Votes: 0

In private I'm not. You will have to ask my wife. She maintains I'm a fluffy husband. Votes: 0

I married my first husband for love, my second husband for adventure, and my third husband for laffs. Votes: 0

Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.' Votes: 0

What are my sources of strength? My husband and my three kids, my health-care team, and my religion. Votes: 0

When I'm not working on the ground, spending time with my husband and daughter puts me at ease. Votes: 0

My husband says that I'm afraid of heights, but that's not true. What I'm afraid of is falling. Votes: 0

I will never contest election in Nigeria. Whenever my husband retires, I will go back home with him. Votes: 0

My husband is a Democrat, and I am a Republican, so our political ambitions are on opposite ends. Votes: 0

My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband. Votes: 0

I'm a classic emerald green Sixties Jaguar that nobody can own, but my husband is allowed to drive. Votes: 0

My lover, best friend and husband, Sweetheart, every time you think of me, say a prayer for me! Votes: 0

I really enjoy making dinner for my kids and my husband - chopping ginger and marinating the tofu. Votes: 0

The first inkling my husband had that I was thinking about suicide was when he checked my blog. Votes: 0

I love what I do professionally, I'm really blessed. But my priority is my husband and my children. Votes: 0

In my family, Mom can lead the sports activities, no problem! Except football - that, my husband does. Votes: 0

I have the best husband a wife could possibly have. He's the best father my children could have. Votes: 0

Life is never boring when everyday I have weird, silly conversations with my husband that only us understand. Votes: 0

You must remember that you are my prime treasure (and always have been).'Emma Darwin to husband Charles Votes: 0

I have no sex appeal; if my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had the kid. Votes: 0

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No talk, no trouble. Votes: 0

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? Votes: 0

My husband, Clay Felker, died 17 years after his first cancer due to secondary conditions that developed from treatment. Votes: 0

I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all, I've never had a husband. Votes: 0

My husband's name is Christopher Morgan, and we met in Atlanta. My two children are Sebastian and Quincy. Votes: 0

So if we could not have love, my husband and I, then at least I could have alchemy. Votes: 0

My husband has said even he doesn't know my politics. In the nonromantic-compliment category, that's a good one. Votes: 0

Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake? Votes: 0

My husband and I are loyal to our community and very approachable, even though we're kind of mainstream. Votes: 0

I love to cook for my husband and daughter. I enjoy going to the market for fresh vegetables. Votes: 0

My priorities are always going to be my husband and my family now. That's a huge, huge thing. Votes: 0

I love Wal-Mart. You can put that down. I love Wal-Mart. My husband and I hang out there. Votes: 0

I don't know whether my husband is a genius or not, but he certainly has a dirty mind. Votes: 0

I'm very fond of Norfolk. My husband came from there and the kids love it. Devon is beautiful, too. Votes: 0

My husband Chris, the thing he likes most about me is that I'm very positive and easily very happy. Votes: 0

What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one. Votes: 0

When my mother left her second husband, she wrote her autobiography and presented it to him for his approval. Votes: 0

[On going into politics:] My husband went to bed with Debbie Reynolds and he woke up with Eleanor Roosevelt. Votes: 0

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano. Votes: 0

My husband had an education. He had a degree in Literature. I married into a camp of literary types. Votes: 0

I have sacrificed everything in my life that I consider precious to advance the political career of my husband. Votes: 0

My husband says I have too much imagination, but I don't think a writer can have too much imagination! Votes: 0

My husband is a fall-away Catholic, but with a vengeance. He's actually more of a feminist than I am. Votes: 0

My husband is pretty particular about his cars. In his opinion, the Mercedes are the best of the best. Votes: 0

I've just vowed my love for you. Have you nothing to say in return?" Duncan asked. "Thank you, husband. Votes: 0

My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide. Votes: 0

In social situations I still feel scared. My best friend and husband give me the freedom to be myself. Votes: 0

What I love about my husband is that he really allows me to be the best person I can. Votes: 0

My husband is from Florence. And he has a 15th-century barn that is completely rustic and very 'Green Acres'-like. Votes: 0

The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day. Votes: 0

If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them. Votes: 0

Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house. Votes: 0

I stay with my family. I try to be a good husband and good dad. That's my real life. Votes: 0

My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds. Votes: 0

I'm a Muslim and I'm really looking forward to my wedding day. I can't wait to meet my husband. Votes: 0

I love cooking and one of my favourite things to do with my husband is open up the refrigerator. Votes: 0

My husband is very funny and his humor has gotten us through a lot. He's good at defusing me. Votes: 0

Silence is fine if I am on my own but it's not overly sociable if my husband is around! Votes: 0

The few things I'd sacrificed, or put on hold, to be with my husband and baby were worth it. Votes: 0

I married my husband who is thirteen years older, so I will always be a trophy wife for him. Votes: 0

My husband and I click wedding rings sometimes and say, 'By the power of the Castle of Greyskull!' Votes: 0

Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker? Votes: 0

My husband really loves the red [lipstick], so I keep the red because I want to keep the husband. Votes: 0

When I first met my husband, I needed that helping hand to take the reins and look after me. Votes: 0

The purpose of my life is being a father to my kids and being a husband to my wife. Votes: 0

I'm kind of lazy. I like to lie around with my husband and watch TV and stuff like that. Votes: 0

My husband's family was terribly refined. Within their circle you could know Beethoven, but God forbid if you were Beethoven. Votes: 0

At times, it felt so odd being with a man in such an intimate way who was not my husband. Votes: 0

More than anything, having adventures with my siblings and spending time with my family and my husband make me happy. Votes: 0

I don't fight with people - like, I can barely fight with my husband because I'll just start crying instead. Votes: 0

Life begins to happen. My hoppped up husband drops his home disputes, and hits the streets to cruise for prostitutes Votes: 0

I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. Votes: 0

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up. Votes: 0

My husband has spent more time with our children than I have. I don't think they're better or worse off. Votes: 0

I cohabited for 20 years with my longtime husband and father of my two now-teen daughters in a stable family household. Votes: 0

I was born Mary Patterson, but then I married and naturally took my husband's name, so now I'm Neil Patterson. Votes: 0

I was in civil society long before I was ever in politics or my husband was ever even elected president. Votes: 0

My husband sings Baa Baa black sheep and we pretend that all's certain and good, that the marriage won't end. Votes: 0

I'm going to be mentally ill in fifteen years, and that's why my husband doesn't want to be around me. Votes: 0

I have been in private law practice in New York City, where my husband and I are raising our children. Votes: 0

I know this sounds generic, but I'm so happy to be home with my husband, my family, and my dog. Votes: 0

My husband used to shout at my mother, 'What is wrong with your daughter? I'm married to a man.' Votes: 0

I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job. Votes: 0

If my husband ever met a woman on the street who looked like one of his paintings he would faint. Votes: 0

My mom shot and killed her last husband. Yeah, my dad used to say Hey, dodged that bullet. Ha ha. Votes: 0

Yes, I was in love with my husband at first sight and still am. We have the most solid relationship. Votes: 0

People do think you're more intelligent if you have dark hair. But my husband definitely prefers me as a blonde. Votes: 0

I have to say that my husband and my children are so tough, there really is no space for pretension. Votes: 0

I've always written poetry and lyrics. My first husband, who was a musician, we wrote a bunch of songs together. Votes: 0

A real important thing is that, though I rely on my husband for love, I rely on myself for strength. Votes: 0

I could never be lonely without a husband, but without my trinkets, my golden gods, I could find abysmal gloom. Votes: 0

Far more than dreading ending up in a care home myself, I dread having to put my husband in one. Votes: 0

If my own current husband was suddenly a stay-at-home dad, it would be emasculating. That would be hard for me. Votes: 0

But I had promised my husband never to accept another engagement. It was not a very happy time for me. Votes: 0

I never speak for my husband, and I never speak for my children. It's a rule. Believe me, it is. Votes: 0

I always stayed married to my husband! Always, until the day he died! It's not true that we were separated! Votes: 0

I have tons of sunglasses. My husband won't let me buy another pair because I lose them all the time. Votes: 0

No one can say I married my husband for his money. I married him because he's a beautiful art object. Votes: 0

I have perfected the art of putting my feet on my husband's lap during awards ceremonies so he can rub them. Votes: 0

My husband is very supportive and is there for the kids, especially when I'm in projects such as The Color Purple. Votes: 0

I haven't been the best boyfriend or husband, and that means I don't get to spend every day with my daughter. Votes: 0

My mother is convinced that yellow is a happy color and that a happy girl would get a husband.-Penelope Featherington Votes: 0

O Lord, grant my dearest husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita, the spirit of prayer and the grace to read thy word. Votes: 0

My dad was my best friend and greatest role model. He was an amazing dad, coach, mentor, soldier, husband and friend. Votes: 0

Mostly I enjoy the restaurants (my husband is a chef), though I wish we had a wider diversity of ethnic food. Votes: 0

For true downtime, I enjoy going for light runs, having drinks with friends and going to the movies with my husband. Votes: 0

If my husband cheated on me and embarrassed me like that, I will embarrass him more than he could ever imagine. Votes: 0

No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband and I know he can be trusted. Votes: 0

And I find it very easy to memorize the scripts, which are so close to conversations my husband and I have. Votes: 0

I’ve found that the best life has to offer is right in front of me, with my husband and child Votes: 0

If [God] send me no husband, for the which blessing I am at him upon my knees every morning and evening ... Votes: 0

If [God] send me no husband, for the which blessing I am at him upon my knees every morning and evening Votes: 0

My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly. Votes: 0

I am not always happy. I am happy in front of the press. I can be extremely grumpy, ask my husband. Votes: 0

I try not to be too hard on myself. My husband reminds me that life is a marathon, not a sprint. Votes: 0

My husband is not running for the presidency, neither are my children, neither is our business, neither are our foster children... Votes: 0

I might do my own independent film, that my husband wrote for me, if all the ducks are in a row. Votes: 0

My main focus is on becoming a new mom and giving the best of myself to my husband and growing baby. Votes: 0

My husband and I are pretty good at leaving money alone until we need it for what we've saved it for. Votes: 0

My husband says I like animals more than I like people. I take that as the compliment he means it as. Votes: 0

My husband and I are huge bibliophiles. He's always reading 'The New York Times Book Review' and then ordering 20 books online. Votes: 0

My husband says it is very good that I have very tiny feet, because they're easier to get in my mouth. Votes: 0

I always tell my husband, That's it, I quit, I've done all I wanted, and he's just like, Yeah, yeah. Sure. Votes: 0

When I need a break, a date night with my husband or a night out with girlfriends always does the trick. Votes: 0

My husband is someone who's in the real world. It's a big help that I don't have both feet in Hollywood Votes: 0

I always tell people that my primary job is being a dad and husband. Music is just what pays the bills. Votes: 0

In everything I do, my children come first, and my husband. I just think it's so important to maintain family stability. Votes: 0

My husband is someone who's in the real world. It's a big help that I don't have both feet in Hollywood. Votes: 0

I never did quite fit the glamour mode. It is life with my husband and family that is my high now. Votes: 0

Well, shoes, bags and clutches are usually my big weaknesses - my husband always laughs when I call them 'investment pieces. Votes: 0

When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner. Votes: 0

Understated jewellery is not for me. It's too itsy-bitsy. My husband is lucky, as I've never had a yen for real jewels. Votes: 0

Portion control is a real problem. My husband and I always split one appetizer and one entree. I'm sure waiters hate us. Votes: 0

I was always very determined, as was my husband, that we wouldn't let any of our children act when they were young. Votes: 0

I don't talk about my books while I'm writing them: not even my husband knows what a novel's about until it's done. Votes: 0

Home is my Bethlehem, my succoring shelter, my mental hospital, my wife, my dam, my husband, my sir, my womb, my skull. Votes: 0

I used to worry about losing my husband to another woman. Now, I'm more afraid of losing my nanny to another woman. Votes: 0

Well, shoes, bags and clutches are usually my big weaknesses - my husband always laughs when I call them 'investment pieces.' Votes: 0

The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays. Votes: 0

I never do the dishes, because my husband has an affinity for it. And I'm also not allowed to touch the coffeemaker. Votes: 0

I desperately loved my husband and I wanted to share everything together, and I thought that we were a very good team. Votes: 0

[On the ERA Equality March:] It's the funniest thing. I don't feel there's any discrimination. I know my husband feels that way. Votes: 0

I'm a much healthier person through my relationship with my husband. I've become a more fulfilled person - it's a great partnership. Votes: 0

My husband and I don't have sons, so we never had to ask ourselves how we'd have felt about them playing football. Votes: 0

Another husband, another new house, another new country, but I never belong anywhere and I never own anything in my own right. Votes: 0

Some people are just self-motivated - my husband was. I also believe there are many children for whom parental involvement is key. Votes: 0

Next to my husband, and along with Marlon Brando, I think that Yves Montand is the most attractive man I've ever met. Votes: 0

If Marilyn is in love with my husband it proves she has good taste, for I am in love with him too. Votes: 0

I can no longer seduce because I love my husband ... I don't want to hurt him. I am no longer a man-eater. Votes: 0

The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband. Votes: 0

I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little. Votes: 0

My husband and I go to Il Fico every Friday, and I get the whole-wheat pizza. I won't eat pizza anywhere else! Votes: 0

I wouldn't be who I am without my husband, who handled the business end of Donna Karan so I could be creative. Votes: 0

I love my job but it takes a lot for me to leave my kids, leave my husband and leave my dogs. Votes: 0

I don't know why we work, my husband and I. We just do. We are black and white - yin and yang. Votes: 0

My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.' Votes: 0

I had promised my husband never to accept another engagement. It was hard. It was not a very happy time for me. Votes: 0

I work mornings only. I go out to lunch. Afternoons I play with the baby, walk with my husband, or shovel mail. Votes: 0

Never for one minute am I like, 'My husband, the white man, and our biracial children.' I never think about it. Votes: 0

I'm a lot more self-confident than I used to be. To some extent I owe that to my children and my husband. Votes: 0

My husband and my children inspire me on a daily basis to be the best wife, mom, and woman I can be. Votes: 0

Being a father to my family and a husband is to me much more important than what I did in the business. Votes: 0

Running is my time for myself. I'm like, 'I'm going for a run!' and my husband knows I'm out of there. Votes: 0

The first meal my husband ever made me was a chicken curry. I have never tasted anything so delicious in my life. Votes: 0

Be real and be unashamed, even of your faults. I do truly know what my husband is made of and vice versa. Votes: 0

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it. Votes: 0

I really enjoy doing sitcom television. It allows me to stay in Los Angeles and spend more time with my husband and kids. Votes: 0

I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday. Votes: 0

My husband said 'show me your boobs' and I had to pull up my skirt... so it was time to get them done! Votes: 0

I love acting, of course, but being with my husband and my children always brought me the greatest joy and happiness in life. Votes: 0

I'm kind of a homebody. My husband says I like to just stay home and do nothing, but that's just how I am. Votes: 0

Right when I was I was diagnosed my husband and I were actively trying for a family, which is heartbreaking for us both. Votes: 0

You never know what the future holds, so I am just enjoying being happy, healthy, and having my wonderful husband by my side. Votes: 0

My family is my biggest inspiration. My son, my husband, and my family inspire me to be better, do better, and live better. Votes: 0

Thou art an elm, my husband, I a vine, Whose weakness, married to thy stronger state, Makes me with thy strength to communicate. Votes: 0

In the case of my husband, we found that facing a life-threatening illness prodded us to make a dramatic change in our lives. Votes: 0

I'm very committed to my family and my town. My biggest local commitment are my children, my husband, my home and my grandchildren. Votes: 0

Of all the movies I've done in my life, the one where I play a crazy awful psycho woman finds me my husband. Votes: 0

I don't want my husband to push me around in a wheelchair. I don't want someone to lead me around because I'm blind. Votes: 0

My husband and I own half a dozen iPods, a Mac desktop, and four Mac laptops. We're clearly fans of Mr. Jobs' work. Votes: 0

My greatest pleasure is spending time with my family: my husband and daughter, but also my mother, my three sisters, and their families. Votes: 0

I wish I had an extra day with my mom sometimes. Or another hour in the day with my family, husband and children. Votes: 0

The sullen boy sitting before me is not my husband, and the girl he is fretting over isn't me, will never be me. Votes: 0

My husband is the most honest, kind, hard-working, and genuine person, and I honestly don't know how I could ever live without him. Votes: 0

Families, generally, suck. And I say that as someone who, like my husband, had parents who proved the proverbial exception to the rule. Votes: 0

I can hide, and my husband's just terrible at finding me. I do like to jump out from behind doors and scare him. Votes: 0

I like guys who are honest and funny. Looks come and go; I want to be 65 years old and laughing with my husband. Votes: 0

A wife should no more take her husband's name than he should hers. My name is my identity and must not be lost. Votes: 0

A wife should no more take her husband's name than he should hers. My name is my identity and must not be lost Votes: 0

I never dreamed that my future would be my husband's past. But it's such a huge past in terms of the recorded content. Votes: 0

I sent my flowers across the hall to Mrs Nixon but her husband remembered what a Democrat I am and sent them back. Votes: 0

I'm so centered in feeling great about me that I can give great things to my son and my husband and my family. Votes: 0

My husband and I had to raise five of my younger brothers and sisters. They lived with us. We sent them to school. Votes: 0

I wasn't allowed to speak while my husband was alive, and since he's gone no one has been able to shut me up. Votes: 0

I'd been dating my husband for about a year, and I'd already kissed George Clooney, Ashton Kutcher and Gerard Butler. Awesome year, right? Votes: 0

Over the years, my husband and I have sent two dozen or more girls to college and helped them with whatever else they needed. Votes: 0

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. Votes: 0

My husband and I were so closely united by our affection and our common work that we passed nearly all of our time together. Votes: 0

I'm an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so. Votes: 0

I love to read about healthy eating and preach to my husband, who doesn't listen. Now I'm trying to teach it to my daughters. Votes: 0

I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky. Votes: 0

Most people get excited over new cars; I get excited over death certificates. It's no wonder my husband worries about my state of mind. Votes: 0

I couldn't be touring unless my husband was on the road with me, taking care of our son while I'm onstage and doing interviews. Votes: 0

I love my husband, but it is nothing like a conversation with a woman that understands you. I grow so much from those conversations. Votes: 0

My wife obviously would like to have her husband right next to her. I keep telling her inshaAllah we will be together in paradise. Votes: 0

My husband and I have very similar backgrounds even though we're years apart. So there are a lot of things that we basically share. Votes: 0

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. Votes: 0

Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child. Votes: 0

I like to make Arroz con Gandules, rice with pigeon peas. My husband loves it. It's a Puerto Rican dish my mother taught me. Votes: 0

I've always tried to make sure that what I do really connects with the broader agenda of what my husband is trying to do. Votes: 0

I'd go to the end of the world for my husband. Of course, if he'd just stop and ask directions, I wouldn't have to. Votes: 0

My husband acts and I have such respect for those that do it well, that I wouldn't even try to pretend I can act. Votes: 0

Epitaph on a scolding wife by her husband: Here my poor Bridget's corpse doth lie, she is at rest - and so am I! Votes: 0

I just wish, when neither of us has written to my husband's mother, I didn't feel so much worse about it than he does. Votes: 0

Val Kilmer gave my husband, David Mamet, a Randall knife as a gift when the two of them were making the film 'Spartan.' Votes: 0

In terms of my marriage, you know, falling in love with my husband was by far the best thing that's ever happened to me. Votes: 0

Love notes to my husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita; I will always love you. I am grateful for a blessed life shared with you. Votes: 0

I'm passionate about my fans and my shows. But my biggest reward in the success that is my life are my husband and kids. Votes: 0

My husband, when I was filming the Millennium movies, he asked me, `How far are you going and when are you coming back?' Votes: 0

My husband and I were born three weeks apart, and our plan had always been to throw a joint party for our 40th birthdays. Votes: 0

My husband and I were born three weeks apart, and our plan had always been to throw a joint party for our 40th birthdays. Votes: 0

My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day. Votes: 0

My second husband encouraged me to go to a writing group at our local theatre. It was my 'coming out of the closet' moment. Votes: 0

I had a big event in my personal life. Then I reevaluated and started going to theology class, and then I found my husband. Votes: 0

My husband cannot throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times. Votes: 0

My husband asked for the separation and I supported it. We had struggled to keep it going, but obviously we'd both run out of steam. Votes: 0

I put in my list all the busy, useful independent spinsters I know, for liberty is a better husband than love to many of us. Votes: 0

I have been very, very lucky because I have my health, a wonderful husband, family, and friends, and I get to do what I love. Votes: 0

I was never conscious that I was becoming an icon or I'm not an icon, because my family, my kids, my husband keep me down-to-earth. Votes: 0

My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater than he would ever claim. Votes: 0

A busy schedule can be difficult, but I have the best husband on the planet. He supports my endeavors, and we work as a team. Votes: 0

Throughout my life, I've learned to make choices that make me happy and make sense for me. Even my husband is happier when I'm happy. Votes: 0

I've spent the first part of my life in the shadow of my family. I'm not going to live in the shadow of my husband. Votes: 0

I think it's crucial to live, play and work passionately. I'm inspired by my husband, my son and the sense of possibility in the world. Votes: 0

I'm sure nobody wants to know this, but my husband does all the cleaning - rather too much cleaning. It is too clean, the house! Votes: 0

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." Votes: 0

I must quit marrying men who feel inferior to me. Somewhere there must be a man who could be my husband and not feel inferior. Votes: 0

My husband is the only guy I've ever dated where I've never been drunk around him. I couldn't handle dating without drinking in the past. Votes: 0

We can no longer ignore that voice within women that says: 'I want something more than my husband and my children and my home.' Votes: 0

I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday. Votes: 0

My husband is experimental, loves to cook, and is really good at it. If I do the cooking, I lose my appetite. Why is that? Votes: 0

My husband says I can do anything I put my mind to, but the truth i, the only thing I want to do is act. Votes: 0

Our past is who we are, and death is one of our experiences. I lost my husband a long time ago, but it's always yesterday. Votes: 0

My husband and I don't want Hollywood drama. I go to the market and do the dishes. I'm not treated differently because I work on TV. Votes: 0

My husband says, 'God, Roseanne, I can't remember the last time we had sex.' Well, I can, and that is why we ain't doing it. Votes: 0

I used to sell marijuana to my son's mom's new husband. And then I would take that money and give it to her as child support. Votes: 0

You can probably ask my husband, and he might tell you differently, but I feel very much like I'm kind of cautious in my real life. Votes: 0

I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me 'understand' something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country. Votes: 0

As a husband and a father of two daughters, I want young women around the globe to have the same rights and opportunities as my daughters. Votes: 0

I like to have everything smiley and happy for my husband. Men don't want to see a grumpy face at the end of a hard day. Votes: 0

As for becoming queen, it was never on the forefront of my mind when I married my husband. It was a long way off, that thought. Votes: 0

Everything I talk about in stand-up is my experiences as an American, as a father, as a husband, as a black man, as a human being. Votes: 0

I'm a really bad driver. When I'm in L.A. my husband always has to park the car for me, because I'm likely to hit something. Votes: 0

I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.' Votes: 0

I had a general outline of subjects. The way I start my days is my husband brings me a thermos of coffee up to the bedroom. Votes: 0

If we did get a divorce, the only way my husband would find out about it is if they announced it on Wide World of Sports. Votes: 0

I'd rather marry my husband in the stage where I know what I'm getting into and what it's going to be like for our life together. Votes: 0

To those of you looking at photos I took with my husband years ago in the privacy of our home, hope you feel great about yourselves, Votes: 0

For my kids, I cook everything. We have dinner every night, pretty much, just the four of us: my husband and me and our two kids. Votes: 0

My husband, Sal, and I put date nights on the calendar once a week. I know that doesn't sound romantic, but otherwise it won't get done. Votes: 0

And my husband and I have been together for 10 years, so I guess people felt a part of it and it makes me feel really good Votes: 0

I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body. Votes: 0

My husband, after two weeks of dating, asked me, if our relationship were to work out, would I be OK with our first boy being named Ace. Votes: 0

Sometimes when I hear criticism of my husband, I want to come out of my seat and clock somebody. But you learn to take a deep breath. Votes: 0

I always wanted to have children - if it had been up to me, I would have had eleven. It was my husband who wanted only two. Votes: 0

My husband hailed from Dagenham; he's an Essex boy. Me myself, I come from Derry City in the northwest of Ireland, so we love to get back. Votes: 0

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. Votes: 0

I went down to my baby's house and I sit down on her steps. She said, now come on in now, you know, my husband just left. Votes: 0

Every morning the first thing I do is serve my husband a bowl full of praises. More then his stomach I try to keep his ego full. Votes: 0

What do I care how 'e looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is zat my husband is brave! Votes: 0

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.' Votes: 0

I love road trips! My husband and I love that. We bought a truck with a bench seat so we could put the dog in the middle. Votes: 0

I have been alone since my husband died. I stay in my home. I don't date. It's hard to date when you're at home. Nobody knows you. Votes: 0

My priority is my son and my husband, and I have a lot of spinning plates, so I try to make sure they're not one of them. Votes: 0

I did learn a great deal about my husband but I also learned something about myself: I made a wise choice. I think he's a good man. Votes: 0

My husband has no desire to work with me. He gets paid a lot of money to write giant movies. He's not into humoring me with my projects. Votes: 0

I have to say I know much more about football than I would like to, because my husband is a rabid football fan, and it's been so horrible. Votes: 0

I really pulled back on my career when the kids were young and my husband and I made a pact never to work while the other one was. Votes: 0

I would love to do a little ballroom dancing with my husband... He and I can take a couple classes together. It would be a lot of fun! Votes: 0

I love my hockey, but if you can do that and go home and just be a dad and husband, then you have the best of both worlds. Votes: 0

Every day I ask my husband, 'Is it possible to over kiss your child?' I literally think I kiss him 200 times in a day. It's not normal! Votes: 0

It's all about getting them back in, and I think"my husband and I talk about it all the time"it's about making it personal for the guest. Votes: 0

I write so much because my cat sits on my lap. She purrs so I don't want to get up. She's so much more calming than my husband. Votes: 0

My first husband and I are still good friends and there is no earthly reason why I should not see him. Larry and I are very much in love. Votes: 0

I am a follower of Jesus. My husband really brought me to the Lord when I was 18 and I am so lucky to have a platform through the studio. Votes: 0

I love my kids, I'm a proud father, a happy husband, and all of that. I live my life with my wife as a normal person, and that's that. Votes: 0

I stayed in submission to my husband, and he allowed me to do anything I wanted to. I felt like I was lucky to have that kind of romance. Votes: 0

I have a recurring role on 'Person of Interest,' which is my husband's show. I play the love of his life. It was really fun to do that. Votes: 0

Snow Flower was my old same for life. I had a greater and deeper love for her than I could ever feel for a person who was my husband. Votes: 0

I am glad and thankful that my husband forced me to start reading for pleasure, as it took me years to listen to him and pick up a book! Votes: 0

and every day I thank [God] that I am alive, not because I fear death, but because my wife has a husband and my son is not an orphan. Votes: 0

I have no wish for a second husband. I had enough of the first. I like to have my own way to lie down mistress, and get up master. Votes: 0

I fully support the NOH8 campaign and all it stands for and am proud to be a part of it. But I stand by my husband's stance on DADT. Votes: 0

My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, If you love me, blink your eyes. Votes: 0

I think if you meet the right person in life and you fall in love, that is a miracle. My husband saw me on the subway. That is a miracle! Votes: 0

I want lots of kids and I want a garden and I hope to stay married to my husband. I hope to be working in some way that fulfils me. Votes: 0

I'm going to fight until the end. My husband is worth it. He wanted me to have it. He was worth a lot. He was a very, very wealthy man. Votes: 0