It feels like we're in a Harry Potter book talking about He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Votes: 3
Laurell K. HamiltonMeg, when people don't know who they are, they are open either to being Xed, or Named Votes: 3
Madeleine L'EngleI'm in the theater because of two plays: 'A Streetcar Named Desire' and 'Death of a Salesman.' Votes: 3
Mike NicholsI'm the only person of distinction who has ever had a depression named for him. Votes: 2
Herbert HooverIn 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second season in the bigs. Votes: 2
Bob UeckerI named my new son James Joseph Brown II. I think he's going to be a lot better than I was. Votes: 2
James BrownStigler's Law: No scientific discovery is named after its original discoverer. Votes: 0
George StiglerThe Venus flytrap, a devouring organism, aptly named for the goddess of love. Votes: 0
Tennessee WilliamsMost people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit. Votes: 0
Jase RobertsonThe Elizabethan age might be better named the beginning of the smoking era.. Votes: 0
James M. BarrieComedy Central made their own awards show. They were named best comedy channel. Votes: 0
Andy KindlerNo one can tell time except approximately, time never stands still to be named. Votes: 0
Fredric BrownDidn't the people who made those license plates care about little girls named Ramona? Votes: 0
Beverly ClearyIn the order named, these are the hardest to control: Wine, Women, and Song. Votes: 0
Franklin P. AdamsDreamlining is so named because it applies timelines to what most would consider dreams. Votes: 0
Tim FerrissTo borrow from the writings of a spider named Charlotte: 'Silk is terrific!' Votes: 0
Cheryl HayashiEven when I'm playing someone named 'Fat Amy.' I'm all about confidence and attitude. Votes: 0
Rebel WilsonI didn't want my kids having to pass through an airport named after their father. Votes: 0
Peter JacksonI was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy. Votes: 0
Zach GalifianakisI tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog"cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way. Votes: 0
Jordan SonnenblickIf constellations had been named in the 20th century, I suppose we would see bicycles. Votes: 0
Carl SaganStatistics indicate that the average American is a guy named Brian who lives in Ohio. Votes: 0
Demetri MartinI named all my children after flowers. There's Lillie and Rose and my son, Artificial. Votes: 0
Bert WilliamsThat which I named 'innate' is a segment of that intelligence which fills the universe. Votes: 0
Daniel D. PalmerWe have a puppy named Lucy... two cats... goldfish... and Louis, our lop earred rabbit. Votes: 0
Julia BarrI have a producing partner named Stephen Hamel, and we've been trying to generate material. Votes: 0
Keanu ReevesIt's a good thing my parents named me Jon because that's what everyone calls me. Votes: 0
Jon ForemanThe imagined community of millions seems more real as a team of eleven named people. Votes: 0
Eric HobsbawmI never thought a basketball shoe would be named after a woman, let alone me. Votes: 0
Sheryl SwoopesNo they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph. Votes: 0
Karen ChanceMy mom, grandma, great-grandma - we're all named Mary, and we all play piano and sing. Votes: 0
Mary LambertI'm curious to know how many newborn babies will be named Jeremih after my second album. Votes: 0
JeremihThere are so many talented young writers named Jonathan, with whom by comparison I suffer terribly. Votes: 0
Jonathan AmesWhat's all this fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous? Votes: 0
Johnny CarsonYou remember what happened when Eddie Pipp got hurt? A guy named Lou Gehrig took over. Votes: 0
Mike DitkaMy friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but... what a dork. Votes: 0
Demetri MartinI was named for my grandmother. It's an evil-eye name, to protect you from bad things. Votes: 0
Stana KaticI was named after the next-door neighbor's German shepherd. It was either that or Cadillac Smith. Votes: 0
Rex SmithWhatever is felt upon the page without being specifically named there--that, we may say, is created. Votes: 0
Willa Cather[Wishing her mother had named her Beulah:] At least you did not sit on your beulah. Votes: 0
Fannie HurstI named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. Votes: 0
Thom YorkeThe second host that I had was an actress I didn't know named Susan St. James. Votes: 0
Dick EbersolOne or two people have named their children after characters in my songs. That's pretty intense. Votes: 0
John DarnielleBut the game involves only male names. Because, if it's a girl, Laila has already named her Votes: 0
Khaled HosseiniThey've named the well after you." "How did they know my name?" "They don't. They invented one. Votes: 0
Gerald MorrisWe continue to speak, if only in whispers, to something inside us that longs to be named. Votes: 0
Dorianne LauxThe grapevine should be named after a more bitter fruit. It should be called the grapefruit tree. Votes: 0
ChrystosI have named myself an unofficial ambassador for Australia and I have the biggest mouth on Earth. Votes: 0
Oprah WinfreyChicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes. Votes: 0
Adam CarollaFor a director and a producer to be named on the writing credits is practically unheard of. Votes: 0
Terry SouthernSt.Patrick's Day is named for St. Patrick, the first guy to feed Guinness to a snake. Votes: 0
Conan O'BrienThe ship was named the Bounty: I was appointed to command her on the 16th of August 1787. Votes: 0
William BlighThe nameless is the beginning of Heaven and Earth. The named is the mother of all things. Votes: 0
Laozi[One of my kids ]is not named after Aldous Huxley. I haven't even read Brave New World! Votes: 0
Charlie BrookerI have loved you woman as surely as I have named you rust and sand and nylon. Votes: 0
Charles BukowskiMy friends always said that I should be a comedienne - I was named my class clown. Votes: 0
Sally KellermanJessica Lange is a sweetheart, the nicest lady in the world. She has a Poodle named Jack. Votes: 0
Evan PetersLong ago, in a burst of friendliness, Aunty and Uncle Jimmy produced a son named Henry"¦ Votes: 0
Harper LeeI have a rescue dog named Fideo, which means 'noodle' in Spanish, and a cat named Hutch. Votes: 0
Ana OrtizYou ever heard of a guy named Jeff Buckley? He's one of the best singers I've ever heard. Votes: 0
Sebastian BachThe black nation of Egypt is the only country that has a science named after its culture: Egyptology Votes: 0
Malcolm XFirst the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. Votes: 0
Steve MartinSourmelina's secret (as Aunt Zo put it): 'Lina was one of those women they named the island after. Votes: 0
Jeffrey EugenidesThe destroyer Cork, like the useful hero for whom it is named, will be game to the last. Votes: 0
Josephus DanielsI carry around this little lion named Leo, which I've had for as long as I can remember. Votes: 0
Shawn MendesI was never named in the early years as having anything to do with the assassination of Malcolm. Votes: 0
Louis FarrakhanI didn't grow up thinking, 'Oh, maybe someday I'm going to have a shoe named after me.' Votes: 0
Sheryl SwoopesBeing named among the best is special and beautiful. But if there are no titles, nothing is won. Votes: 0
Lionel MessiThe map is not the territory (coined by Alfred Korzybski), and the name is not the thing named. Votes: 0
Gregory BatesonThe only man you will ever get is some fool named Grady who falls asleep in his soup. Votes: 0
Will SmithYou might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyIt may be doubted whether any character can be named which is distinctive of a race and is constant. Votes: 0
Charles DarwinMy parents gave me a Mexican name. In our culture, we are named after the events of the day. Votes: 0
Lupita Nyong'oWhen I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke. Votes: 0
Thom YorkeSimón BolÃvar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him. Votes: 0
Kinky FriedmanWhen you see two writers named on a movie, one of them did some drafts and got the boot. Votes: 0
Andrew DaviesI almost rented a house by an architect named Schindler, but I couldn't afford it. It was a jewel Votes: 0
Parker StevensonThe things I have are nameless, old and true; they may not be named; few may live and know. Votes: 0
Hilda DoolittleWhat I did next was so impulsive and dangerous I should've been named ADHD poster child of the year. Votes: 0
Rick RiordanOn Jose Gonzalez changing his name to Jose Uribe: 'He was definitely the player to be named later.' Votes: 0
Rocky BridgesWe don't have much time. Mel will be out of the restroom soon." "You've got a magician named Mel? Votes: 0
Rick RiordanBiggest lesson I've ever had in life is that blues had a baby and they named it rock 'n' roll. Votes: 0
Sinead O'ConnorI would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? Votes: 0
Denis LearyMy dad named me Dakota and my mom came up with my first name Hannah. So it's Hannah Dakota Fanning. Votes: 0
Dakota FanningOh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while Votes: 0
Groucho MarxThey sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I'm not even a pot guy. I was so honored. Votes: 0
Charlie SheenI know Mother named me after a railroad man, but it's too late now, I'm afraid. Much, much too late. Votes: 0
Hoagy CarmichaelMy dad named me Dakota and my mom came up with my first name Hannah. So it's Hannah Dakota Fanning Votes: 0
Dakota FanningLisa's baby was due about now. I've decided she had it and it was a girl. I've named her Rachel. Votes: 0
Susan Beth PfefferI worked with a man named Patty Crane who was Errol Flynn's stand-in back in the '30s in Hollywood. Votes: 0
David James ElliottIn my hometown there is a pub named after me - The Frome Flyer on Jenson Avenue. How cool is that?! Votes: 0
Jenson ButtonThis is a story about a man named Eddie and it begins at the end, with Eddie dying in the sun. Votes: 0
Mitch AlbomApollo?" I guessed"¦ He put a finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred." A god named Fred? Votes: 0
Rick RiordanThe Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao. The name that can be named is not the eternal Name. Votes: 0
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