Caricatures created by politics never fit comfortably into the Oval Office. Votes: 3
David K. ShiplerThe British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office. Votes: 3
George Bernard ShawI am the exception to the rule that all senators see themselves in the Oval Office. Votes: 3
Sheldon WhitehouseI love, I absolutely, love the Office and Curb your Enthusiasm. Those are just classic shows. Votes: 3
Steve PurdyTo the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again. Votes: 3
Ashleigh BrilliantOffice tends to confer a dreadful plausibility on even the most negligible of those who hold it. Votes: 3
Mark LawsonWell, one of the things I love about 'The Office' is that it has so much heart. Votes: 3
Kate FlanneryI would love to do a really stupid character on 'The Office'. I'm so an 'Office' fan. Votes: 3
Marisol NicholsI'm an office manager for Office Max. I have two daughters. I'm married. I have a normal job. Votes: 3
Suzanne CroughWhen I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office. Votes: 3
Phyllis DillerI'm pretty much a straight guy on 'The Office.' We can't all be crazies. You need some balance. Votes: 3
Oscar NunezMail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. Votes: 2
Johnny CarsonAll the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a desk. Votes: 2
Ronald ReaganIf your company has a clean-desk policy, the company is nuts and you're nuts to stay there. Votes: 2
Tom PetersWhen I give a man an office, I watch him carefully to see whether he is swelling or growing. Votes: 2
Woodrow WilsonIt's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office. Votes: 1
Shirley MacLaineCONSENSUS TERRORISM:The process that decides in- office attitudes and behavior. Votes: 0
Douglas CouplandIf inheritance qualifies one for office, intelligence cannot be a requirement. Votes: 0
John Kenneth GalbraithSome few have a natural talent for office-bolding; very many for office-seeking. Votes: 0
James EllisAll politicians should be required to drink Ayahuasca 10 times before taking office. Votes: 0
Graham HancockSecretary Clinton is perfectly capable of defending her own service in office. Votes: 0
Martin O'MalleyRunning for office is the least aerobic of the socially interactive sports ... Votes: 0
Carrie FisherNo partisan political activity transpired in my office during the recount period. Votes: 0
Katherine HarrisOne negative person can create a miserable office environment for everyone else. Votes: 0
Jon GordonBusy replying to letters from divers office-seekers. They come by the dozens. Votes: 0
Rutherford B. HayesPolitics is a jungle-torn between doing the right thing and staying in office. Votes: 0
John F. KennedyLaboring men can perform for themselves the office of becoming their own employers. Votes: 0
Leland StanfordThe United States Constitution is clear. It prohibits religious tests for public office. Votes: 0
Jeb BushFew American presidents have been unhappier or lonelier in office than Woodrow Wilson. Votes: 0
Jill LeporeI'd rather live precariously in my own office than comfortably in somebody else's. Votes: 0
Peter MayleAnybody against women, against the ERA, should never be voted into office again. Votes: 0
Liz CarpenterIf suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. Votes: 0
Mason CooleyNEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party. Votes: 0
Ambrose BierceThe office of reformer of the superstitions of a nation is ever dangerous. Votes: 0
Thomas JeffersonOne thing I probably share with everyone else in the astronaut office is composure. Votes: 0
Sally RideI've never been opposed to nudity. I've been opposed to nudity for box-office draw. Votes: 0
Neve CampbellWhen a king creates an office, Providence creates immediately a fool to buy it. Votes: 0
Jean-Baptiste ColbertWhen you're in office, there are tangible moments when you can see tangible successes. Votes: 0
Eliot SpitzerSkewered through and through with office-pens, and bound hand and foot with red tape. Votes: 0
Charles DickensThe office of poetry is not to make us think accurately, but feel truly. Votes: 0
Frederick William RobertsonThe phrase public office is a public trust, has of last become common property. Votes: 0
Charles SumnerWe shouldn't leave the work of politics to people who run for public office. Votes: 0
Hillary ClintonJob happiness is directly proportional to the distance you are from the home office. Votes: 0
Nelson DeMilleThe short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. Votes: 0
Will RogersEvery member of my family knows that running for office is a personal decision. Votes: 0
Joseph P. Kennedy IIIWomen perform great in the box office. Audiences want to see lead female characters. Votes: 0
Jessica ChastainNo person connected with me by blood or marriage will be appointed to office. Votes: 0
Rutherford B. HayesI'm not going to just take office in January, I'm going to take responsibility. Votes: 0
Mitt RomneyAs Members of Congress, we should not be using public office for private gain. Votes: 0
Sheila Jackson LeeAs a rule, Germans shouldn't do comedy. Their last box office comedy was Nosferatu. Votes: 0
Stephen ColbertIt is difficult for men in high office to avoid the malady of self-delusion Votes: 0
Calvin CoolidgeA gay murder movie is never going to be, like, breaking box office records. Votes: 0
Daniel RadcliffeWhat can happen in 30 years? A senator can become a multi-millionaire in public office. Votes: 0
Alison Lundergan GrimesI thought administration was the running of the office. The Xerox machine. Paying bills. Votes: 0
Lesley StahlConnectivity is productivity - whether it's in a modern office or an underdeveloped village. Votes: 0
Iqbal QuadirAnyone who campaigns for public office becomes disqualified for holding any office at all. Votes: 0
Thomas MoreIn the scheme of our national government, the presidency is preeminently the people's office. Votes: 0
Grover ClevelandVote Smart has sent out thirty thousand questionnaires to every candidate running for office. Votes: 0
Betty HillBeing president of a major public university is the most political nonpolitical office around. Votes: 0
Gordon GeeKnow which officials are voted into office and which are appointed, and by whom. Votes: 0
Marilyn vos SavantWe take life too seriously: the office of wit is to correct this tendency. Votes: 0
Christian Nestell BoveeMost high officials leave office with the perceptions and insights with which they entered ... Votes: 0
Henry A. KissingerTen Downing Street is a house, not an office. That is its most important characteristic. Votes: 0
Douglas HurdLater, I went down to the Washington field office and an onsite polygraph was administered. Votes: 0
Steven HatfillYou can imagine the sign outside Tory central office. Shop closed - out to lunch. Votes: 0
Michael HeseltineI really am disappointed when I run into people who are angry I'm leaving office. Votes: 0
Matt GonzalezI'd appreciate a phone call before you try to break into my office again-Matthew Carter Votes: 0
Natasha LarryA politician before he can become a statesman has to remain in office long enough. Votes: 0
Manmohan SinghHis [the President's] office is anything he has the sagacity and force to make it. Votes: 0
Woodrow WilsonThe office of the Vice-President is a greater honor than I ever dreamed of attaining. Votes: 0
Chester A. ArthurThe thing I enjoyed most were visits from children. They did not want public office. Votes: 0
Herbert HooverI've never sought elected office since I was a senior class president in high school. Votes: 0
Jeffrey ChiesaScience may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. Votes: 0
Earl WilsonI believe in God, family, and McDonald's. And in the office, that order is reversed. Votes: 0
Ray KrocAtheists are the new gays; in the closet and pretty much disqualified from public office. Votes: 0
Richard DawkinsThe story [of Allied] stayed with me, like a stray dog outside the office, waiting. Votes: 0
Steven KnightElections to office, which are the great objects of ambition, I look at with terror! Votes: 0
John AdamsFriendship is constant in all other things, save in the office and affairs of love. Votes: 0
William ShakespeareThat space between the white lines, that's my office. That's where I conduct my business. Votes: 0
Early WynnKnow the official post office abbreviations for all 50 states without having to consult a list. Votes: 0
Marilyn vos SavantMy mother is an office manager, my father a professor of economics and financial planner. Votes: 0
Poppy Z. BriteAn entrepreneur is someone that steals office supplies from home and brings them to work. Votes: 0
Auren HoffmanJesus was too smart to ever run for public office...that's what Jesus would do. Votes: 0
Mike HuckabeeNo man should be in public office who can't make more money in private life. Votes: 0
Thomas E. DeweyI have never ceased to rejoice that God has appointed me to such an office. Votes: 0
David LivingstoneThere's something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living. Votes: 0
Karl LagerfeldThose who insist on the dignity of their office show they have not deserved it. Votes: 0
Baltasar GracianNo one should be appointed to political office if he is a seeker after it. Votes: 0
Dwight D. EisenhowerI don't care what anyone does, as long as they go through the copyright office. Votes: 0
Mose AllisonNo one should ever sit in this office over 70 years old, and that I know. Votes: 0
Dwight D. EisenhowerWhen someone leaves an office, often there's a series of successors until you settle on one. Votes: 0
Paul LiebersteinThere are no favorites in my office. I treat them all with the same general inconsideration. Votes: 0
Lyndon B. JohnsonNo man who ever held the office of president would congratulate a friend on obtaining it. Votes: 0
John AdamsYou moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou can run the office without a boss, but you can't run an office without secretaries. Votes: 0
Jane FondaAnd after I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. Votes: 0
Christy Carlson RomanoI'm not serving in office because I desperately needed 99 new friends in the U.S. Senate. Votes: 0
Ted CruzI have yellow post-it notes plastered all over my office - they help me stay organized. Votes: 0
Stewart RahrMy kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders. Votes: 0
Mark Twain[Barack] Obama, he`ll be out of office soon and, frankly,[Donald] Trump relies on him . Votes: 0
Chuck ToddEvery time I bestow a vacant office I make a hundred discontented persons and one ingrate. Votes: 0
Louis XIVBringing a pot plant to the office, I believe, is a sign of quite serious commitment. Votes: 0
Danielle WoodMost women work one shift at the office or factory and a 'second shift' at home. Votes: 0
Arlie Russell HochschildSee and be seen. Get out of your office, walk around, make yourself visible and accessible. Votes: 0
J. Willard MarriottI've been a minimalist my whole life, even if you wouldn't know it from my office. Votes: 0
Neil deGrasse TysonIf the voters really understood what we were up to they'd vote us out of office. Votes: 0
Robert ByrdTo know the machine one must know where each part belongs, and what its office is. Votes: 0
Horace MannThe true office of any faith is to give life a meaning which death cannot destroy. Votes: 0
Leo TolstoyMemory seldom fails when its office is to show us the tombs of our buried hopes. Votes: 0
Marguerite Gardiner, Countess of BlessingtonWhat I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Votes: 0
Phyllis DillerWe are a long way from getting back the jobs lost since President Bush took office. Votes: 0
Pete StarkAfter I chased the werewolf and the vampire out of my office, I changed my clothes. Votes: 0
Ilona AndrewsIt's fantastic to see 'Les Miserables' become the top-grossing film at the U.K. box office. Votes: 0
Eric FellnerMen should be disqualified for public office. Women should run the planet. They're better than us. Votes: 0
Ted TurnerI don't make movies thinking: 'Oh, this is going to be a huge box-office hit.' Votes: 0
Diane KrugerI think you must have your own office. I don't believe ever in shared office spaces. Votes: 0
Keith RaboisWere it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office. Votes: 0
Abraham LincolnThe man assumed office almost four years ago - isn't it about time he assumed responsibility? Votes: 0
Paul RyanAll see, and most admire, the glare which hovers round the external happiness of elevated office. Votes: 0
George WashingtonWe actually have to have a government. We have to have people confirmed and put into office. Votes: 0
David BrooksActors are greedy. They can never be satisfied. I want praise as well as box office returns. Votes: 0
Kareena KapoorOur office acts like a kind of educational establishment and we are very careful who we educate. Votes: 0
Rem KoolhaasThe second office in the government is honorable and easy; the first is but a splendid misery. Votes: 0
Thomas JeffersonA sub-clerk in the post-office is the equal of a conqueror if consciousness is common to them. Votes: 0
Albert CamusI have been a lifelong community activist and frankly did not dream of being in public office. Votes: 0
Karen BassI don't think running for office is anything I'm prepared for or could even prepare myself for. Votes: 0
America FerreraI feel squeezed like a lemon - interviewers and people keep turning up unannounced at my office! Votes: 0
Francois EnglertGod has enabled me to affect the life of the country since 1920 without the necessity of office. Votes: 0
Mahatma GandhiYou also want to fire people who a) create office politics, and b) who are persistently negative. Votes: 0
Sam AltmanWhat is it that makes us trust our judges? Their independence in office and manner of appointment. Votes: 0
John MarshallLenin's ideal was to build a nation's production effort according to the model of the post office. Votes: 0
Ludwig von MisesI don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss. Votes: 0
Frank ZappaYou can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office. Votes: 0
Joe MooreNo person who denies the existence of a supreme being shall hold any office under this Constitution. Votes: 0
Michael NewdowActors are greedy. They can never be satisfied. I want praise as well as box office returns. Votes: 0
Kareena Kapoor KhanEveryone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office. Votes: 0
Will RogersI'm a hard-working girl. I go to the office. I work a normal 9 to 5 job most days. Votes: 0
Petra StuntPeople who assume I want to run for elected office may be dealing from a bad assumption. Votes: 0
Andrew CuomoHe who uses the office he owes to the voters wrongfully and against them is a thief. Votes: 0
Jose MartiWhat happened to the good old days when rich white men just bought their way into office? Votes: 0
Jennifer CrusieI know that there are coaches who do end up sleeping on the sofa in their office. Votes: 0
Chuck PaganoIf I could today become king or emperor, I would not give up my office as preacher. Votes: 0
Martin LutherThe post office actually achieves its mission. I wish we could say the same of the CIA. Votes: 0
Barry EislerIt is so much worse to be a mediocre artist than to be a mediocre post-office clerk. Votes: 0
Rudolf BingVote for me. I'll use my office to take another American's money and give it to you. Votes: 0
Walter E. WilliamsMy husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor's office and make people sick. Votes: 0
Moms MableyI would love to be able to serve in office in some capacity with Romney as president. Votes: 0
Jim TalentI've always suggested if you can't stand the sight of your own blood, don't run for office. Votes: 0
Mike Huckabeethe middle manager is doomed to remain just that. Once an office rat, always an office rat. Votes: 0
Corinne MaierI was in Graham's office the day he bought GEICO. Warren owns one-third of the stock today. Votes: 0
Walter SchlossA public office is not a job, it is an opportunity to do something for the public. Votes: 0
Franklin Knight LaneLet him that hath done the good office conceal it; let him that received it disclose it. Votes: 0
Seneca the YoungerPresident Bush's mercury rule is a gift to the big energy companies that helped put him in office Votes: 0
Tom AllenThe genius of impeachment lay in the fact that it could punish the man without punishing the office. Votes: 0
Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.I had rather get a root canal without anesthesia than to call your customer service office for help. Votes: 0
Jon JonesIt's healthy for government to be a kind of moral catalyst, using the bully pulpit of high office. Votes: 0
William WeldPresident Bush's mercury rule is a gift to the big energy companies that helped put him in office. Votes: 0
Tom AllenIf you don't feel drowsy after lunch and don't yawn in the office, you're not a perfect employee! Votes: 0
HimmiliciousYour face tells a story and it shouldn't be a story about your drive to the doctor's office. Votes: 0
Julia RobertsI truly believe that before I retire from public office, I'll be voting for a woman for president. Votes: 0
Barbara MikulskiI think everybody involved in a movie thinks about the box office. It's the 'biz' part of showbiz. Votes: 0
Ryan ReynoldsHigh office, is like a pyramid; only two kinds of animals reach the summit " reptiles and eagles. Votes: 0
Jean le Rond d'AlembertI don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office. Votes: 0
Irwin CoreyOn 'Ant-Man', I took a rubber stamp from the office of Hank Pym, who's played by Michael Douglas. Votes: 0
Evangeline LillyEveryone in my office wears it all winter, it's our uniform because it's the easiest thing to wear. Votes: 0
Tamara MellonSome of you guys must have real jobs - office jobs. Anybody? By a show of broken spirits. Votes: 0
Christian FinneganI had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes. Votes: 0
Rita RudnerI've never had a career of that kind of box office power. I've always learned the hard way Votes: 0
Holly HunterNo man who has managed to keep out of an office can be called a failure in life. Votes: 0
Richard AldingtonI ran spotlight. Swept up. Did box office. Ran the lighting board. But acting was the most fun. Votes: 0
Tim RobbinsMost people treat the office manual the way they treat a software manual. They never look at it. Votes: 0
James LevineI have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass. Votes: 0
Jerry SeinfeldDrinking helps us to forget what we are, we leave the office and walk straight to the bar. Votes: 0
Ray DaviesA fellow and his business should be bosom friends in the office and sworn enemies out of it. Votes: 0
George Horace LorimerSince the majority is always wrong, might we try one election day where all the losers take office? Votes: 0
Robert BreaultI don't want to be 'box-office girl,' but I don't want to be 'that indie girl' either. Votes: 0
Kirsten DunstOur first remark on this subject is that the ministry is an office, and not merely a work. Votes: 0
Charles HodgeI am not the President. Instead, I hold an even higher office, that of citizen of the United States. Votes: 0
Martin SheenRoger Goodell is doing his job. He's front office. Whatever he says goes, and I'll leave it at that. Votes: 0
Lawrence TimmonsI have a gorgeous office at home but tend not to write there because there are so many distractions. Votes: 0
Jane GreenEvery president, as he nears the end of his final term in office, thinks about his place in history. Votes: 0
Kathleen Troia McFarlandWhen you start talking about government as 'we' instead of 'they,' you have been in office too long. Votes: 0
Ronald ReaganI don't think you need to run down someone's reputation in order to run for the office of president. Votes: 0
Jon Huntsman, Jr.This is alchemy, and this is the office of Vulcan; he is the apothecary and chemist of the medicine. Votes: 0
ParacelsusThose who seek power at any price detect a societal weakness, a fear that they can ride into office. Votes: 0
Carl SaganWhen a man once gets a start holding office, it is nearly always necessary to finally choke him off. Votes: 0
E. W. HoweI would be lying if I told you that I hadn't had aspirations to run for a statewide office. Votes: 0
Wendy DavisMy issue in the past with nudity was that these scenes had been written solely for box office draw. Votes: 0
Neve CampbellYou don't want the office to be a completely relaxing place. You want it to be a vibrant place. Votes: 0
Jesse SchellI have no tolerance for boredom. I spend so many hours in the office, and I still love it. Votes: 0
Francisco CostaI am not in favor of making voters or jurors of Negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office. Votes: 0
Abraham LincolnThe appointment of a woman to office is an innovation for which the public is not prepared, nor I. Votes: 0
Thomas JeffersonI have yet to hear of anyone who, on his deathbed, wished he'd spent more time at the office. Votes: 0
Joseph StowellI walk into the office at Southwark Bridge every morning, and I have no idea whats going to happen. Votes: 0
Lionel BarberI need an office and a place I can sit down to get away from television and just write. Votes: 0
Allison TolmanIt's a mandate for you to do in office what you said you would do on the campaign trail. Votes: 0
Karl RoveI don't know anyone who said on their deathbed: 'Gee, I wish I'd spent more time at the office.' Votes: 0
Peter LynchI wanted to figure out a way of living where I didn't have to be in an office every day. Votes: 0
Ruth ReichlWhen I left office in 1979, I was about the only one who had really left public office on my own. Votes: 0
Olusegun ObasanjoI have never had an office that I work out of and work has become intertwined with my personal life. Votes: 0
Richard BransonThe trading side of the business means a lot of travel, being out of the office a lot of time. Votes: 0
Ivan GlasenbergI never wear very serious suits. I don't have to because I don't go to an office, so it's fine. Votes: 0
Jean PigozziIt is not easy to get rich in Las Vegas, at Churchill Downs, or at the local Merrill Lynch office. Votes: 0
Paul SamuelsonIf I decide to run for office, I will release my tax returns. Absolutely. I would love to do that. Votes: 0
Donald TrumpIt is easier to appear worthy of a position one does not hold, than of the office which one fills. Votes: 0
Francois de La RochefoucauldIt's about balance. Do a movie that's good for your career, then do a one that gets good box office. Votes: 0
James MarsdenSome candidates can sit in an office for 10 hours a day asking for money. That's just not who I am. Votes: 0
Paul SadlerI did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of, you know, fat-cat bankers on Wall Street. Votes: 0
Barack ObamaThe day I feel like I'm at an office job is the day I'll quit performing in front of a camera. Votes: 0
Sasha GreyToday I am pledging to cut the deficit we inherited in half by the end of my first term in office. Votes: 0
Barack ObamaI always loved bulbs, and I use light a lot in my shows. In my office in Paris, I have 300 bulbs. Votes: 0
Alexandre de BetakI walk into a company office and I can tell often whether I'm gonna invest, as soon as I walk in. Votes: 0
Keith RaboisI think when you've been in office for a long time, you have a record, and that record is fair game. Votes: 0
Kay Bailey HutchisonI have a pretty normal office day. I get to work at 10 in the morning and leave at eight or nine. Votes: 0
Pedro WinterI've been in office and I've been out of office. And if I were to choose, I'd rather be in office. Votes: 0
Jerry BrownI share an office with Jason Sudeikis, and I'm friends with him, so I end up writing for him a lot. Votes: 0
Mike O'BrienI want to do exactly what I want to do. I'd rather gamble on the box office than beg for a grant. Votes: 0
Mikhail BaryshnikovOne of the shows I would very much love to be a part of is 'Mad Men' - walking around that office. Votes: 0
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