Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source. Votes: 0
Ron NessenAccording to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. Votes: 0
Ashleigh BrilliantIt's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick. Votes: 0
Stephen ColbertClutter is the official language used by corporations to hide their mistakes. Votes: 0
William ZinsserThe tolerant liberal suddenly becomes very intolerant when their official religion is challenged. Votes: 0
Ann CoulterWhen a government official says a problem has been "contained," pay no attention. Votes: 0
Seth KlarmanJacksonville's official bird is the butterfly. The butterfly is also Jacksonville's official flower. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzState Department official accused of offering 'quid pro quo' in [Hillary] Clinton email scandal. Votes: 0
Donald TrumpA government official is a man who has risen from obscurity to something worse. Votes: 0
Pat RobertsonThe official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet. Votes: 0
G. Gordon LiddyIf advertising is not an official or state art, it is nonetheless clearly art. Votes: 0
Michael SchudsonThe official bio is the wrongest thing you've ever seen in your entire life. Votes: 0
Vincent KartheiserIf the British Isles had an official vegetable, it would have to be the potato. Votes: 0
Yotam OttolenghiI as an elected official would never recommend anybody to boycott any city or state. Votes: 0
Jan BrewerEvery word a woman writes changes the story of the world, revises the official version. Votes: 0
Carolyn SeeAfter a while, you get tired of being the official Scot and defending everything Scottish. Votes: 0
Philip KerrKnow the official post office abbreviations for all 50 states without having to consult a list. Votes: 0
Marilyn vos SavantMy plays have been translated into all of the official languages of South Africa except Afrikaans. Votes: 0
Zakes MdaMy connection with the Reich Ministers was of a purely official nature and was very infrequent. Votes: 0
Fritz SauckelIn all countries, most of the time, official spokesman and official liar are the same thing! Votes: 0
Mehmet Murat ildanThe official Hamas charter calls for the murder of Jews and destruction of the Jewish state. Votes: 0
Aaron KleinI have a private Instagram and an official one, so I'm not opposed to social media. Votes: 0
Dylan PennIf your life is bad because of an elected official, then you don't have a life. Votes: 0
Dave RamseyAnd now it was official: I loved REI more than I loved the people behind Snapple lemonade. Votes: 0
Cheryl Strayedthere is art and there is official art, there always has been and there always will be. Votes: 0
Gertrude SteinTaking down the Christmas tree makes it feel official: time to get back to joyless and cynical. Votes: 0
Greg FitzsimmonsI've never worked in politics, never been a member of an official committee or a political party. Votes: 0
Naguib MahfouzStep outside the guidelines of the official umpires and make your own rules and your own reality. Votes: 0
Phil OchsHere's Brian Flynn. His official height is five feet five and he doesn't look much taller than that Votes: 0
Alan GreenOne of the most lethal mistakes a public official can make is raising taxes and not paying your own. Votes: 0
Josh MandelAn official man is always an official man, and he has a wild belief in the value of reports. Votes: 0
Arthur HelpsI am not the Jesus of the official church tolerated by those in power. I am not your superstar. Votes: 0
Klaus KinskiLike some high official, you have to tell your brain: 'Do it. Come on. I have to do it.' Votes: 0
Haile GebrselassieWhat a rush it was to plunge into the bin of official decision and cast a ballot in favor of FUN. Votes: 0
Wavy GravyIt's not enough for an official to be good. There has to be a system that forces them to be good. Votes: 0
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