I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. Votes: 3
Francis BaconI am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. Votes: 3
Mark TwainIt is silly not to hope, besides I believe it is a sin." The Old Man and the Sea Votes: 3
Ernest HemingwayEveryone else in the 'iCarly' cast can operate on 5 hours of sleep, but not so for 'Old Man Nathan!' Votes: 3
Nathan KressBefore you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. Votes: 2
George SantayanaI'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in. Votes: 2
George McGovernA good old man, sir. He will be talking. As they say, when the age is in, the wit is out. Votes: 2
William ShakespeareFish," the old man said. "Fish, you are going to have to die anyway. Do you have to kill me too? Votes: 2
Ernest HemingwayThe young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. Votes: 1
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.A legend is an old man with a cane known for what he used to do. I'm still doing it. Votes: 1
Miles DavisThe old saying is true, behind every good man theres an incredible woman. Votes: 0
Robert Downey, Jr.The ancient God created the old man, capable of erring--thus he erred himself. Votes: 0
Yevgeny ZamyatinMy old man never liked me. He gave me my allowance in traveler's checks. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldWhen Michelangelo was an old man, he drew himself sitting in a child's pushcart. Votes: 0
Kathe KollwitzThe old age of lower mammals presents characters similar to those found in man. Votes: 0
Elie MetchnikoffI'm just a simple man standing alone with my old brushes, asking God for inspiration. Votes: 0
Peter Paul RubensMy old man claimed that the more complicated the law the more opportunity for scoundrels. Votes: 0
Robert A. HeinleinThe writer, an old man with a white moustache, had some difficulty getting into bed. Votes: 0
Sherwood AndersonMy old man taught me two things: 'Mind own business' and 'Always cut cards.' Votes: 0
Robert A. HeinleinLove, in the sense of spontaneous, unreflective action, spells the death of the old man. Votes: 0
Dietrich BonhoefferYouth always tries to fill the void, an old man learns to live with it. Votes: 0
Mark Z. DanielewskiIt's a mere moment in a man's life between an All-Star game and an old-timer's game. Votes: 0
Vin ScullyIf entertainment years were dog years, man, Id be like Gandhi. Id be like 250 years old. Votes: 0
Justin TimberlakeA man is old when he can pass an apple orchard and not remember the stomachache. Votes: 0
James Russell LowellA child is not frightened at the thought of being patiently transmuted into an old man. Votes: 0
Antoine de Saint-ExuperyWatch the old man. Watch how the old man keeps the guys who aren't playing happy. Votes: 0
Mickey MantleA tall, thin old man waving a scorecard from the corner of his dugout. That's baseball. Votes: 0
Ernie HarwellThe old Lakota was wise. He knew that a man's heart away from nature becomes hard. Votes: 0
Luther Standing BearMarch is outside the door Flaming some old desire As man turns uneasily from his fire. Votes: 0
David McCordHarry Truman proves that old adage that any man can become President of the United States. Votes: 0
Norman ThomasObsession is a young man's game, and my only excuse is that I never grew old. Votes: 0
Michael CaineGrandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. Votes: 0
J. Norman CollieA man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father. Votes: 0
Gabriel Garcia MarquezA man must shape himself to a new mark directly the old one goes to ground. Votes: 0
Ernest ShackletonIf entertainment years were dog years, man, I'd be like Gandhi. I'd be, like, 250 years old. Votes: 0
Justin TimberlakeUsually when an athlete gets a reputation it sticks with him, even when he's an old man. Votes: 0
Frank DefordI definitely don't consider myself a kid anymore. I feel like an old man, an old 28-year-old. Votes: 0
Sergio GarciaMy old man taught me to never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die. Votes: 0
Tommy TranOld age takes from the man of intellect no qualities save those that are useless to wisdom. Votes: 0
Joseph JoubertCare keeps his watch in every old man's eye, And where care lodges, sleep will never lie. Votes: 0
William ShakespeareAnd why shouldn't the miraculous, / Caught on this earth, visit / The old man alone in his hut? Votes: 0
Robert BlyPeople seem to overlook an old man losing his mind if he occasionally made light of it. Votes: 0
Marissa MeyerIt strikes me as weird that a 25 year old man would even find a 16 year old attractive. Votes: 0
Joss StoneWhen a man becomes old, his greed becomes young: sleep grows heavy at the time of morning. Votes: 0
Saib TabriziThe language of young men is pull down and destroy; but an old man speaks of conciliation. Votes: 0
Chinua AchebeI have never known a man who was sensual in his youth, who was high-minded when old. Votes: 0
Charles SumnerWhat a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me! Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldI don't want to sound like some grumpy old man telling you to get off my lawn. Votes: 0
Michael WilbonTime, you old gypsy man, will you not stay, put up your caravan just for one day? Votes: 0
Ralph HodgsonGood advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. Votes: 0
Francois de La RochefoucauldI am an old man and have had many worries, but most have never come to pass. Votes: 0
Marcus AureliusI was never kinder to the old man than during the whole week before I killed him. Votes: 0
Edgar Allan PoeTime, you old gipsy man, Will you not stay, Put up your caravan Just for one day? Votes: 0
Ralph HodgsonAnytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I'm holding him for the police. Votes: 0
Moms MableyA man must have grown old and lived long in order to see how short life is. Votes: 0
Arthur SchopenhauerNone believeth in the soul of man, but only in some man or person old and departed. Votes: 0
Ralph Waldo EmersonMy first concert makes me sound like a real old man. My very first concert was Jackie Wilson. Votes: 0
Eddie MurphyI was an old man when I was 12; and now I am an old man, AND IT'S SPLENDID! Votes: 0
Thornton WilderGo back to your wife....you man whore! Shouted the old woman, raising her walker for another strike. Votes: 0
Shannon K. ButcherI'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers. Votes: 0
Jack BennyA person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. Votes: 0
Oliver Wendell HolmesWorry is an old man with bended head, carrying a load of feathers which he thinks are lead. Votes: 0
Corrie Ten BoomIt is so seldom that a young fellow has any inclination for the company of an old man. . . Votes: 0
Joanna BaillieMan does not cease to play because he grows old, he grows old because he ceases to play. Votes: 0
Drew LacheyA person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. Votes: 0
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care. Votes: 0
Elton JohnI'm an old man now. I can't believe it. I'm listening to all sorts because I'm producing people. Votes: 0
Edwyn CollinsWe're in the money, the skies are sunny; old man depression, you are through, you done us wrong! Votes: 0
Al DubinSome men's memory is like a box where a man should mingle his jewels with his old shoes. Votes: 0
Sir George Savile, 8th BaronetBy the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. Votes: 0
Billy CrystalAn old man with something of the youth in him, may feel young in mind and heart only. Votes: 0
Marcus Tullius CiceroA man who reviews the old so as to find out the new is qualified to teach others. Votes: 0
ConfuciusAnything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse. Votes: 0
Isaiah MustafaSome men's memory is like a box where a man should mingle his jewels with his old shoes. Votes: 0
George SavileYou know that old saying, 'A way to a man's heart is through his stomach' - that's me. Votes: 0
Blake LivelyYou are very clever," said the old man shyly. "I would like to eat your brains, one day. Votes: 0
Terry PratchettPeople say that if you're still angry at 52, you're not an angry young man, just a grumpy old git. Votes: 0
Paul WellerOld custom is hard to break and scarce any man will be led otherwise than seemeth good unto himself. Votes: 0
Thomas a KempisHere I am, an old man in a dry month, Being read to by a boy, waiting for rain. Votes: 0
T. S. EliotNothing inspires more reverence and awe in me than an old man who knows how to change his mind. Votes: 0
Santiago Ramon y CajalThe minute a man ceases to grow, no matter what his years, that minute he begins to be old. Votes: 0
William JamesI think it's your own choice if you turn from an angry young man to a bitter, old bastard. Votes: 0
Billie Joe ArmstrongTo remain young one must change. The perpetual campus hero is not a young man but an old boy Votes: 0
Alexander ChaseI think the little bush is a bit stupid and more or less the puppet of his old man. Votes: 0
Billie Joe ArmstrongMore than anything else, I'd like to be an old man with a good face, like Hitchcock or Picasso. Votes: 0
Sean ConneryIt is man's own fault, it is from want of use, if his mind grows torpid in old age. Votes: 0
Samuel JohnsonYet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him? - Lady Macbeth Votes: 0
William ShakespeareWith apologies to all my past boyfriends, I never loved a man the way I loved my old apartment. Votes: 0
Jami AttenbergIt is an old error of man to forget to put quotation marks where he borrows from a woman's brain Votes: 0
Anna Garlin SpencerBut the old man would not so, but slew his son,And half the seed of Europe, one by one. Votes: 0
Wilfred OwenThe sea was angry that day my friend, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli. Votes: 0
Stevie SmithOh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldEvery man should lose a battle in his youth, so he does not lose a war when he is old. Votes: 0
George R. R. MartinUntil he is forty, a man is too young to marry; and after he is forty, he is too old. Votes: 0
Molly Elliot SeawellA thousand of old man are just able to dream, but a young man is able to change the world! Votes: 0
SukarnoYou save an old man and you save a unit; but save a boy, and you save a multiplication table. Votes: 0
Rodney "Gipsy" SmithI am a little old fashioned. I believe that in a relationship a man and a woman are never equal. Votes: 0
Priyanka ChopraIt is an old error of man to forget to put quotation marks where he borrows from a woman's brain! Votes: 0
Anna Garlin SpencerA man's body may grow old, but inside his spirit can still be as young and as restless as ever. Votes: 0
Michael CaineA man will be generally very old and feeble before he forgets how much money he has in the funds. Votes: 0
Anthony TrollopeA young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night. Votes: 0
George BurnsAnd if a man reads very hard, as the old anecdote reminds us, he will have little time for thought. Votes: 0
Robert Louis StevensonDon't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids. Votes: 0
Sherrilyn KenyonThe reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly. Votes: 0
Jimmy CarrA man does not die of love or his liver or even of old age; he dies of being a man. Votes: 0
Miguel de UnamunoI asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer." Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldAm I an old man who changed into a butterfly, or a butterfly who thinks he was once an old man? Votes: 0
Dennis VickersOnce a happy old man One can never change the core of things, and light burns you the harder for it. Votes: 0
John AshberyLook at me--a big old black man under all of this makeup, and if I can look beautiful, so can you. Votes: 0
RuPaulMy old man says when it's time to be counted, the important thing is to be man enough to stand up. Votes: 0
Robert A. HeinleinNow, five years is nothing in a man's life except when he is very young and very old... - Wang Lung Votes: 0
Pearl S. BuckI have been young and am now old, and have not yet known an untruthful man to come to a good end. Votes: 0
Berthold Auerbach