Next to the pleasure of finding a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one. Votes: 1
William WycherleyWhenever anyone calls me 'The new J..K. Rowling,' I think, 'What's wrong with the old one?' Votes: 1
Samantha ShannonNext to coming to a good understanding with a new mistress, I love a quarrel with an old one. Votes: 1
George EtheregeOne kid's old, used-up equipment is another kid's brand-new, awesome, awesome equipment. Votes: 0
Bode Miller... old clothes, old friends, old books. One needs constants in a traveling life. Votes: 0
Dorothy GilmanIt's in the homes of spiteful old widows that one finds such cleanliness. Votes: 0
Fyodor DostoevskyIt's an old saying that one still has to know something, despite everything. Votes: 0
Halldór LaxnessAt eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around. Votes: 0
Milton BerleHoliness gives us new desires and brings old desires into line with one another. Votes: 0
Timothy KellerPoverty ennobles no one; it brutalizes common people and makes them hungry and old. Votes: 0
Luis Alberto UrreaThere's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon. Votes: 0
P. J. O'RourkeWhat one has wished for in youth, in old age one has in abundance. Votes: 0
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheThe end crowns all, And that old common arbitrator, Time, Will one day end it. Votes: 0
William ShakespeareThere are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat. Votes: 0
Ursula K. Le GuinNo matter how old I get, the race remains one of life's most rewarding experiences. Votes: 0
George A. SheehanThere's only one place you want to be and that's Wembley, Old Trafford or Anfield. Votes: 0
Mick ChannonOld age is like learning a new profession. And not one of your own choosing. Votes: 0
Jacques BarzunTwo Navy SEALs versus one angry seven-month-old," he mused, "The odds could go either way. Votes: 0
Suzanne BrockmannNothing makes one old so quickly as the ever-present thought that one is growing older. Votes: 0
Georg C. LichtenbergTo harbor hatred and animosity in the soul makes one irritable, gloomy, and prematurely old. Votes: 0
Berthold AuerbachA program that saves young people produces more welfare than one that saves old people. Votes: 0
Cass SunsteinNo one should ever sit in this office over 70 years old, and that I know. Votes: 0
Dwight D. EisenhowerThe problems of elites is an old one for which Americans have found no solid answer. Votes: 0
William PfaffRipe old age, cheerful, useful, and understanding, is one of the finest influences in the world. Votes: 0
Ida TarbellAn illicit love affair seems sweetly old-fashioned in the age of one night stands and orgies. Votes: 0
Mason CooleyDressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples. Votes: 0
Graham ChapmanOne of the pleasures of reading old letters is the knowledge that they need no answer. Votes: 0
Lord ByronUnknown Make new friends but keep the old ones; one is silver and the other's gold. Votes: 0
Muhammad AliPerhaps one has to be very old before one learns to be amused rather than shocked. Votes: 0
Pearl S. BuckThe old approach of sacrificing the needs of one group to benefit another just won't work. Votes: 0
Michael K. SimpsonI was one of those little girls who practiced signing autographs since I was 5 years old. Votes: 0
Rebecca BlackA man must shape himself to a new mark directly the old one goes to ground. Votes: 0
Ernest ShackletonI'm a hundred-and-one years old and at my age, honey, I can say what I want! Votes: 0
Annie Elizabeth DelanyPerhaps one has to be very old before one learns to be amused rather than shocked. Votes: 0
Robert BrowningOne of the most surprising things in life is the sudden realization that one has become old Votes: 0
Leon TrotskyTwo old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse. Votes: 0
Edward LearYou have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy! Kennedy hisses."And you have the chest of one. Votes: 0
Emma ChaseThere's one thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die - their silence. Votes: 0
Ben HechtNothing is so dangerous as being too modern; one is apt to grow old fashioned quite suddenly. Votes: 0
Oscar WildeThe avarice of the old: it's absurd to increase one's luggage as one nears the journey's end. Votes: 0
Marcus Tullius CiceroOne day my 3-year-old daughter said 'Your very handsome, Poppy.' That was the best compliment ever. Votes: 0
Patrick DempseyI have one of those real old American built cars. The kind that just PUNCHES through accidents. Votes: 0
Kevin RooneySpeech is an old torn net, through which the fish escape as one casts it over them. Votes: 0
Virginia WoolfThe lack of fiscal responsibility is one of the main reasons I finally left my old Party. Votes: 0
Lincoln ChafeeNo one can ever write about anything that happened to him after he was twelve years old. Votes: 0
Ignazio SiloneBut Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice! Votes: 0
Bill WattersonTurkey is undoubtedly one of the best gifts that the New World has made to the Old. Votes: 0
Jean Anthelme Brillat-SavarinAn old fool is worse than a young one: For the young may always grow wise. (Zohair) Votes: 0
Idries ShahI'll be too old to face a difficult championship as the one in America will surely be. Votes: 0
Diego MaradonaTime, you old gipsy man, Will you not stay, Put up your caravan Just for one day? Votes: 0
Ralph HodgsonOne of the fathers saith . . . that old men go to death, and death comes to young men. Votes: 0
Francis BaconTime, you old gypsy man, will you not stay, put up your caravan just for one day? Votes: 0
Ralph HodgsonOld age is not one of the beauties of creation, but it is one of its harmonies. Votes: 0
Sophie SwetchineAnd to bring in a new word by the head and shoulders, they leave out the old one. Votes: 0
Michel de MontaigneA work-room should be like an old shoe; no matter how shabby, it's better than a new one. Votes: 0
Willa CatherI love things that are old and beautiful and tell a story, even if it's a sad one. Votes: 0
Michelle WilliamsI'm one of the old crabby types and younger people are perfectly happy with everything that goes on. Votes: 0
Cosimo MatassaOne begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake. Votes: 0
Bette DavisIt is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. Votes: 0
Ralph Waldo EmersonPeople are so damned afraid that one day they might wake up and discover that they've grown old. Votes: 0
Billie Joe Armstrong[She] had felt straight away that she wasnât meeting a new friend, but recognizing an old one. Votes: 0
Charles de LintRap is still an art, and no-one's from the Old School Cuz rap is still a brand-new tool Votes: 0
KRS-OneWhen we grow old, there can only be one regret - not to have given enough of ourselves. Votes: 0
Eleanora DuseYou are very clever," said the old man shyly. "I would like to eat your brains, one day. Votes: 0
Terry PratchettIt's a new town. The old elegance is gone. It used to be one big family, this industry. Votes: 0
Cesar RomeroSome one has said of a fine and honorable old age, that it was the childhood of immortality. Votes: 0
John WolcotI'm a firm believer that every person, young or old, has at least one good story to tell. Votes: 0
David LevithanThe truth is that in my job, becoming old and becoming extinct are one and the same thing. Votes: 0
CherThere live not three good men unhanged in England; and one of them is fat and grows old. Votes: 0
William ShakespeareTo remain young one must change. The perpetual campus hero is not a young man but an old boy Votes: 0
Alexander ChaseOne is never so dangerous when one has no shame, than when one has grown too old to blush. Votes: 0
Marquis de SadeAll my life I've been taught how to die, but no one ever taught me how to grow old. Votes: 0
Billy GrahamKnowing when it is over is the beginning of a new life and the end of an old one. Votes: 0
Michael PennIf the Fleeting World is but a long dream, it does not matter whether one is young or old. Votes: 0
Bai JuyiAnytime a child is born, the old people look in his face and ask him if he's the One. Votes: 0
Ernest GainesNo matter whether you are new or an old team member, you need time to adjust to one another. Votes: 0
Yao MingIf one more person tells me this is just like old times, I swear I'll jump out the window. Votes: 0
Buster KeatonIt takes a long time to grow an old friend. Trust is built one single moment at a time. Votes: 0
Nicholas SparksI think all old folk's homes should have striptease. If I ran one I'd have a striptease every week. Votes: 0
Cynthia PayneBesides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things. Votes: 0
Ian KelseyError is acceptable as long as we are young; but one must not drag it along into old age. Votes: 0
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheThe loss of a sexual life is one of the worst things about getting really old. The worst thing. Votes: 0
Patricia McConnellI am always looking for a cool tee shirt; maybe one with a rock band or an old advertisement. Votes: 0
Bridget HallIt takes only one bad amp to turn your ears to oatmeal: That's how old hippies became Yanni fans. Votes: 0
Rob SheffieldOld ways will always remain unless some one invents a new way and then lives and dies for it Votes: 0
Elbert HubbardI have this very silly fear, dear friend, that one day I'll be old without ever having been young. Votes: 0
AnonymousThese trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon! Votes: 0
Bam MargeraThe understanding smile of an old wife to her husband is one of the loveliest things in the world. Votes: 0
Booth TarkingtonLife is one long decay, no? There's a lot of beauty in it. Like the patina in an old city. Votes: 0
Urs FischerNo one is so old that he cannot live yet another year, nor so young that he cannot die today. Votes: 0
Fernando de RojasThe idea that there is only one way to be reconciled with God has its origins in the Old Testament. Votes: 0
Robert JeffressEven under a harsh God-and I do not believe in a harsh God-one is entitled to serenity in old age. Votes: 0
Albert OutlerExceptions are not always the proof of the old rule; they can also be the harbinger of a new one. Votes: 0
Marie von Ebner-EschenbachArt is love creating the new world and justice is love rolling up its sleeves to heal the old one. Votes: 0
N. T. WrightI'm one of those people that, if I'm in the country, I will have a look inside an old church. Votes: 0
Alison GoldfrappOur passions are the true phoenixes; when the old one is burnt out, a new one rises from its ashes. Votes: 0
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheNext to the coming to a good understanding with a new mistress, I love a quarrel with an old one. Votes: 0
George EtheregeOne needs only to get old to become milder; I don't see anyone make a mistake I hadn't also made. Votes: 0
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheJust so sure as one puts on any old rag, and thinks nobody will come, company is sure to call. Votes: 0
Harriet Beecher StoweThe only thing harder than getting a new idea into the military mind is to get an old one out. Votes: 0
B. H. Liddell HartBut the old man would not so, but slew his son,And half the seed of Europe, one by one. Votes: 0
Wilfred OwenWhen I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut. Votes: 0
Steve MartinOnce a happy old man One can never change the core of things, and light burns you the harder for it. Votes: 0
John AshberyI am old enough to know only too well my good and bad qualities, which were often one in the same. Votes: 0
Lisa SeeThe regard one shows economy, is like that we show an old aunt who is to leave us something at last. Votes: 0
William ShenstoneNo one is so eager to gain new experiences as he who doesn't know how to make use of the old ones. Votes: 0
Marie von Ebner-EschenbachOne does not grow old until he believes he has more to look back on than he has to look forward to. Votes: 0
Maurice ChevalierI did a club one night - the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white. Votes: 0
J. B. SmooveI may have one more 'Star Trek' novel in me, but it would be in the old universe, not the new one. Votes: 0
Diane DuaneGolf is like love. One day you think you are too old and the next day you want to do it again. Votes: 0
Roberto De Vicenzo